OMFG - Skyrim [Part 7] - Cue the theme song! It's dragon time!

[kwasear]

like I sayd previously skyrim is doomed he learned 2 shout

[Cheesence]

... does Bethesda actually think baking bread is a euphemism for sex?

[54356789]

@Cheesence Seeing as having a "bun in the oven" is used as pregnancy phrase, it's possible.

[54356789]

@54356789 *used as a

[dutchgamer61]

you cant pickloking



[TheKorrac]

CAN I BLAST HIS ASS

[Yaguacho]

He just found out that horses are fucking useless unless he takes them from a Stormcloak camp for free

[Thecryptospot]

has he found the lusty argonian made volume 1

[TheJames123443]

10:08 Ohh.. Jesse even though there's no wheat left in your loaf you can sill touch her oven and squeesze her apples.

[headshot101011]

I love sex jokes in games. lol

[Raganui]

Oh subtitles ruining secret identities.

[HellsingRuler]

Funny i dont buy horses, i just find some that says "ride" instead of steal on and take those.

[DoodleMarshmallow]

Don't go chasing waterfalls :3

[jaxonnobles]

best intro EVER

[MrVinwolv]

Volume

Act IV, Scene III, continued

Lifts-Her-Tail: Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.

Crantius Colto: Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?

Lifts-Her-Tail: I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.

Crantius Colto: So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.

Lifts-Her-Tail: You embarrass me, sir!

Crantius Colto: Fear not. You are safe here with me.

[MrVinwolv]

Lifts-Her-Tail: I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!

Crantius Colto: Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here. Polish my spear.

Lifts-Her-Tail: But it is huge! It could take me all night!

Crantius Colto: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

END OF ACT IV, SCENE III

[gamasaurusrex]

i will be mad if you mist any "the lusty argonian maid" books...

[diamondkid277]

skyrim - been teaching jesse words he doesnt know since 11.11.11

[Sunlulu909]

you missed so much story

[Sunlulu909]

@Sunlulu909 you missed Iralith's entire battle speech (I'm posting this halfway through the episode, so don't complain if he's figured it out yet and I don't yet know.)

[XxsaintsblackxX]

@Sunlulu909 then dont comment until the vid is over?... idiot.

[hay1275]

he cant pck the lock because he s not as skillfull left :)

[PaPaPa723]

I skipped over 10 mins because of the books!

[Furryfury123]

40 episodes later, and Jesse still hasn't figured out how to pick a lock skillfully

[Callumsmith9898]

the chick at 9:19 says sword all retarded listen close!

[Tamwyn65]

0:oo - 01:10

........ prime example of midevil porn

[sparkyjohan]

Y U NO BE GENTLE WITH LOCKPICK???

[DangerDays98]

funny thing is that at 19:50 the only one with a good nordic accent is the guard...

[bensko5821]

21:20 well, all the womans run away from you like that

[barrydoyle18]

omfg he just melee'd a dragon to death!

[barrydoyle18]

Is Jesse the only person who has ever payed for a horse?

[ost634]

hehe if jesse gets a amulet of mara he can marry ysolda

[LtDansGamertag]

You went through 20 lock picks on one lock? Damn I only went through maybe 30 in all of FONV.

[TheFaulknasty]

@LtDansGamertag i think its harder than FONV but yeah hes still terrible

[LtDansGamertag]

@TheFaulknasty Probably, they have really updated and cleaned up a lot of stuff since then. Skyrim is a better game in my eyes.

[George01995]

3:45 Americans have an education system?? :O

[CRITIKALxJARI]

GO TO DRAGONS REACH

[CRITIKALxJARI]

GET THE DAM LEAK

[GoatGotFlashd]

18 peoples dosnt got skyrim at christmas

[mrshusau]

@GoatGotFlashd sum won dont has gud grammar

[MrVrodp]

pro tip dont give jesse fus rho da

[InsatiableBloodlust]

LOL. I made Ysolda my wife. She works from our home in err... Breezehome

[nol50000]

I don't think its safe to give the guy dragon powers....

[MYsTiCxPRoDUcTioNsx]

yea ur to rough with the lock picks thats why there breaking take ur time more

[RaNdOmNUb011]

u can get the lusty argonian maid v1 during the thieves guild quest. few people know about this

[Matt561]

I missed the conversation with Delphine because I already had the stone from when I got the claw at the start.

[sonicGTA]

just played the main theme of SKYRIM while watching jesse kill the dragon

BEST

FIGHT

EVAR!

[JFluffyful]

And now, a dramatic reading of an erotic novel, by Jesse Cox.

[sordi92]

next time go down on the lockpick. you kept picking the lock from the exact same spot. the pick moves farther down. you should know that.

[janenba352]

you should do a "book reading" episode

[xstardustdragon108x]

the tower at the end of vid kooks like tge 1 at the start

[TheFreakshowCircus]

Down that thing a bit more you'll open it ! *screaming*

[Graham795]

My girl friend: Wanna come down mine and have sex?

Me: No I'd rather watch Jesse Cox play Skyrim!!

[matthew44286]

i want to see him fight giants lmao :L

[Talonknife6]

I wish that I had Jesse's horse. I wish that I had Jesse's horse. Where can I find a pony like that?

[ghost123147]

and thus allie was born ;)

[9999iiiioooo]

i didn't know you could ride to the holds, i ended up walking to places like riften and winterhold

[KoriLuvsNuggets]

@9999iiiioooo Ouch rough break man! Thank god that you can teleport and rides are cheap! lol!

[DigitalMasacrer]

Ok, who wants to hear Jesse reading "The Big Bad Wolf and the Three Little Pigs"?

[du8u8u8o]

first time I played the game I went in the meadery and stole 133 bottle of mead and went to the front desk and bought a sweet role and left =3

[firesmile55]

No ofence or any thing and I love your vids but that dragon fight was long

[DigitalMasacrer]

@firesmile55 yeah, he was only level 7 and the dragon had aimbot on lol

[cjlegodudes101]

29:06 epic moment

[TheSephiroth5]

@MajorNightSlash

Oh my gawwwwddd XDDDDDDD! That made my day!

[TheDukingDreamcoat]

OMFGcata sounds like the lovechild of Seth MacFarlane & Conan O'Brien..

[Hijynx87]

@TheDukingDreamcoat I don't hear the conan.....I think he sounds more like Nick Swordson

[dudster313]

if you think about it the lusty argonian maid is either dirty or a simple book depending on what mind you have, in my mind, oh well.... uhhhh, who wants a loaf of bread!

[Wordslay]

I actually feel kinda sorry for the creators because they made these books that probably 80% of the people playing Skyrim won't read at all, lol.

[Lostfaith1980]

@Wordslay I read all the books. But then again I'm a big reader anyways. Read all of Raymond E Fesit, David Eddings, R A Salvatore and a bunch of others.

So reading is fun for me. And I like to learn about the world, history and culture.

[curveballmick]

@Wordslay thats what i said.. well actually i said damn.. the amount of hours they took for creating these books that many people won't read they could have been used on fixing glitches before release..

[Icedmetal57]

@Wordslay They do it for those who do want to read them.

[monkeythelamar]

@Wordslay So? 90% of their content isn't played by most players

[SpeedyDrawMcGraw]

@monkeythelamar I would say 90%. That's way to high.

[xSirNicholas]

@Wordslay I read them.

[IceBaine]

@Wordslay I read them! :)

[MagusDirom]

guys its been a while since i tuned into Jesse's channel and i realized he changed his channels name from OMFGcata to OMFG, and I was just wondering if he quit WoW

[ravenhowler]

cant wait for jesse to meet cicero

IT SHALL BE A GRAND MEETING OF ummmm...... minds.

[stelthomatic]

Beginning = best book ever lol

[DizzyOtaku]

Boosh! >:D

[MajorNightSlash]

"This is a town filled with people and things to do"

uh, Jesse, mass rape is not okay

[bertkerstens]

my dragon is green :P (color dragon mod on skyrim nexus)

[Aznorok]

You probably already know this, being far into Skyrim and all.

However, books with high value such as 50 will give skill bonuses.

Books with a value of 2 or 5 or something around there, don't give anything. They may be fun to read... like the Lusty Argonian Maid...

[MrMcflooble]

If he liked the saucy books, he should've read thief of virtue.

[HandOfCode]

@GlitchtheBleu Wow adept is a helluva lot easier than expert o.O I couldn't tank a dragon at that low of a level.

[Morphae]

Surreptitious means sneaky, dude

[zeldaknight101]

29:06 <----- my new wallpaper

[HandOfCode]

ehhhhhhhhhh Dragon fight on adpet -_- far too easy.

[GlitchtheBleu]

@HandOfCode Adpet?

[harbourlunatic23]

@GlitchtheBleu Yeah, you put your pet in an ad and it goes on the internet.

HAHAHHUGZDGMRY7FH

[GlitchtheBleu]

@harbourlunatic23 Ah, I could believe it.

[RomanowRomanow1]

@HandOfCode dragon fight on master, ancient dragon - 2 arrows if u know what ur doing

[joshfiend10]

7:10 broke all my lockpicks trying to get into that door lmao. i thought he would do the same but he was smart enough to leave before breaking them all

[callumgoulden96]

I found teh first lusty Argonian maid in a ruined house on my way to see teh grey beards for teh first time.

[killerman20102000]

is skyrim too player and is it online?

[MrEnyab]

@killerman20102000 singleplayer

[MrNathan2409]

@killerman20102000 there's a mod for multiplayer but it's still in early development it's called the tytanis mod

[killerman20102000]

@MrNathan2409 thanx



[japasownsnoobs]

sur·rep·ti·tious /ˌsərəpˈtiSHəs/

Adjective:

Kept secret, esp. because it would not be approved of.

Synonyms:

secret - furtive - stealthy - clandestine - underhand

Your welcome! ;)

[NamkrowV23]

Hope the maid doesn't have a.... "yeast infection..."

[darnitnappa]

Argonian porn...... I need the mind soap

[TheBeast6739]

when do you get to marry people cuz i wanna marry sven's girlfriend

[jak5000]

@TheBeast6739 u need an amulet to unlock marriage conversation options. Look up amulet of mara

[TheBeast6739]

your horse is part billy goat you can ride it up an 89 degree slope ive tried

[blazerider6]

Well its technically 40 chapters but who gives a crap about math anyway...

[BLacKnREDBeaST]

@brainstehallknowing

[IIKaDicEU]

200 pages = 8,000 chapters. HOW THE FUDGE does that even work

[Leapardfur]

@DonchaLoveMilk I'm going with Duke Nukum?

[MrLord0069]

Episode starting with Skyrim version of porno... Leggo!

[brainstehallknowing]

How many times does Jesse say we'll come back later in one episode.

[stonedinNY]

Lmfao at the lusty porn novel. You gata find all the volumes for youre home. Have yourself a bookshelf dedicated to the lusty maid series.

[philphy101]

It's morphing time

[Gigigiritina]

FUS!!!!!!!

[Citizenohshit]

I WANT TO TALK TO THIS LADY

...

We've got nothing to talk about.

[DonchaLoveMilk]

"I'm gonna punch that dragon in the face!" Thumbs up if you get the reference.

[Emporar23]

Giving Faendal some armour might help...

[LittleBird1432]

Surreptitious means to be kept secret, especially if it were to be frowned upon by others/not approved of.

[daleprechaun426]

like if u read the books because otherwise there is not point of him stopping all the time

[Lawsondgage]

FUS RO DA!!

[Westsidecali13]

Ha that was funny at the end with da shouts

[gpoquiztube]

when do u get ro dah

[ShadowPhoenixKC]

Wow, that maid book..steamy, but also some interesting euphemisms.

[MrMeeper101]

argonian maids this game just got my mind blown

[Valdevon]

im sick of this 1 day commercial

[MYKEELOCC]

BROMITMENT...haha

[ThePrinceOfHeroes]

become a werewolf its awesome!!!!

[Arguingwithmyself1]

@ThePrinceOfHeroes Protip: Don't leave advice comments on a month old video.

Wait...

[drackula96]

Surreptitious: Stealthy.

[callumbus300]

Who actually reads the books lol

[Arguingwithmyself1]

@callumbus300 I read some of them. In fact "Uncommon Taste" Is excellent. AND so is The Lusty Argonian Maid, if you didn't realize that already.

[Delvanni]

Expert locks ftl :P

Also, thought I'd show Jesse how to 'properly' use Fus (Ro Dah) watch?v=YOxVjbGvUpI

[DarthZ01]

Books with bonuses are 50 value or higher

[boomhighlow]

@DarthZ01 30 actually

[Taktical11]

Whiterun Guard: I never ran so fast in my life, then I took an arrow in the knee

[uz3rs0n]

*facepalm* he bought a horse

[TheOJDrinker]

Skyrim? uh... When's Fallout 4 coming out?

[frobyn94]

@TheOJDrinker

skyrim is awesome. but I want fallout 4 more.

[kakalinipaganini]

lol you suck at lockpicking, but video was fun

[bigthangs1212]

200 pages and 8,000 chapters so that's 80 chapters a page? :')

[TheOJDrinker]

@bigthangs1212 40.

[chaiben82]

@bigthangs1212 actually it is 40 chapater a page... but who cares about math anyway...

[bigthangs1212]

@chaiben82 ahh i feel like a total idiot now my excuse is sheer tiredness and not thinking about the numbers properly! :L

[FinalFayt1]

@bigthangs1212 It's a huge ass book, like 12 ft. tall. That way it fits at least a paragraph per chapter per page xD

[JMJgamingproductions]

@bigthangs1212 Isn't it 40 chapters per a page?

[JMJgamingproductions]

@bigthangs1212 Isn't it 40 chapters per a page?

[MrNathan2409]

@bigthangs1212 nope it's 40 :P

[MrMcflooble]

@bigthangs1212 I find your lack of math disturbing

8000/200 = 40

[chaiben82]

@bigthangs1212 I am sorry man. It is not like me to do something to make you look bad. It was to make fun comment. I am pretty sure you are a smart person. Happy new year.

[bigthangs1212]

@chaiben82 haha you too! no offence taken!

[Nedread]

ummmm... Correct me if im wrong, but why are u waiting for a loaf to rise, when it won't rise unless it's cooked in an oven? :3

[Skorpi00007]

Please stop reading books ingame

[Wiggenjr]

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM­MMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Niludjenkins]

I love since he found spark all his videos has UNLIMITED POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWER video in the suggestion

[WeMakeGarbage]

K 2 things.

1, you missed a half-assed speech that Irileth gave her guards at the gate before you left, which I thought was hilarious.

2, where the FUCK did that dead giant come from?!

[tboss2447]

is the dragon talking?

[crazycon500MK2]

@tboss2447 when dragons use their breath, they are shouting

[WeMakeGarbage]

Interesting what people masturbate to in Tamriel.

[cloud50006]

I love this series...although Jesse can be REALLY ignorant at times =P

[MegaZombiePigman]

Don't you love it when the two top comments are the same, then when someone like me says that they're the same, the comment about them being the same gets voted up to second top comment and they are no longer the same?

[TheWachong]

@MegaZombiePigman O.O Point proven

[BloodRedNexus]

@MegaZombiePigman yea... I always wonder why....

[ViewtoForever]

I have no idea if anyone else defined this for you: Doing something surreptitiously means that you're doing it sneakily...because getting caught would be bad. One of those specific to 'not-being-nice' examples of being sneaky.

[UnlimitedHeaven]

09:40 Jessie lecturing about stuff he does not know anything about.

[UnlimitedHeaven]

Most perverted bread ever... 

[DuckinMarcherz]

Id surely pay 14.99 to hear jesse reads that novel.....most definitly lol

[DarthGarz]

I find this easy to masturbate to.

[monboy27]

when the dragon was breahing fire at the top iof the tower at 28:24 he was breathing at your companion guy