The 'smiley' intervention

[Xtrmn8r123321]

Man, I remember watching this video when YouTube first started up. Man have things changed...

[chunfu2]

Hey everybody! i've got a a gift for you! ->This ◕‿◕

Thumps up if you like the smiley

(Free to copy)

[SybilFaeuh185]

hihi Tell me your desires

[72elngersoll9478]

hehe tell me your fantasies

[Psp4804]

This was the first video I watched when Youtube was released.

[mattutubematt]

Who remember's watching this in 2006? I do! :D

[bwahahaha]

@mattutubematt Oh wow. 2006? Has it really been that long?

[Frida708]

Well that's faith man, I love cats! LOL! :D

[altapetersen77s]

ey Cause life is a game...so let`s play it to the full

[POTOFGOLDNYC]

GREAT ACCENT! GREAT CAT! COOOL!!!!!

[Reshinon]

lol, that was funny. I do all of that...ON A REGULAR BASIS! ^_^

(yes, this was forced; but the statement is true)

[X3k5]

this is funny lol!!! :)

[irishhellsangel]

I hate the fucking smiley face, next person that sends me a smiley face in a message im going to kill them, i miss the 90s :(.

[SpinachInquisition]

@irishhellsangel :)

[irishhellsangel]

@SpinachInquisition See ya soon.

[X3k5]

@irishhellsangel :)

[irishhellsangel]

@X3k5 See you soon i warned ya.

[7izanami2]

I found this video and some others you have made..... you are amazing. Must subscribe!!!!!!!!!! LOL :)

No, but seriously.

[Brucy6666]

WOW WOW WOW

WAIT!

....

You have a time machine? gimmie.

[SuperMineyOBros]

Crap. This means imma gonna own 52.345 cats. Haha JK.

[FuzzyPig5]

The very first video I ever favorited. Just browsing around and checking out old stuff.

Wow.

[shenkeey]

:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)­:):) lol

[Hammerfall3141]

I use smileys and lols, but no exclamation points, so I have an undefined amount of cats.

[rosieeb123]

This was the first video I ever watched on YouTube after seeing it on the front page :') BACK IN THE DAY. When I was twelve xD Gooooooood tiiiiiimes.

[MissLuvMovies]

this is epic! *subscribed*

[cirquedufilm]

that bastard will definitely hate my movie BLAME IT ON OBAMA. it's full of smileys. check it on my channel

[MCVastDifference]

-.-

Shown above is a crude representation of a man puckering his lips to suck the world's ugliest dick, a sight so horrendous even he has to close his eyes.

/fact

[VballChick129]

I fucking love this guy.

[blazerjohn100]

Loool !! :)

[TheMaskedRacoon]

If someone uses smileys and el oh elz, but not exclamation points, how many kittens will they have. Hmm! (5*4)/0 is equal to 20/0. What happens if you divide by zero? Is the person going to have an infinite amount of infinity cats and become the cat lady (or a cat guy) from the simpsons? XD

[TheMaskedRacoon]

I use smileys and exclamation marks, but never el oh elz. Yay! I will own zero kittens in old age. :)

[jalladude1]

O_o 

[jalladude1]

O_o

[cherishnoel117]

But saying lol makes saying anything okay!(: My bad! Lol(:

[the8to5exodus]

I'm guilty as charged, but I really like cats so this video is actually good news for me. It's illegal in my city to have more than 6 without a kennel license, so I better apply for one right now. LOL! Oops, sorry. 

[fyrokitt]

:)xLOL/!=CATZ

[fyrokitt]

:),LOL,!

[Klentir]

exclamation marks, smiley faces, lol

choose one of those things to never use in an e-mail and you won't own cats when you're older. :D

(I chose exclamation marks)

lol

[theLundLs]

unreal turnement

[doubledotp]

i like the :P

its even my youtube account name :P

[MultiMrsmiley]

I realy REALY dont think you would like Me ... by the way, I have ranover at least 3 cats this month. I dont know why I mentioned the lats part ... Hell with it. :)

[AfternoonProductions]

FAH-CK-T

[rachelautumn505]

hahahah. good one,.

[343blech]

ill have 13.5 cats

[thecheeseinator11]

LOL :) :O :P :D

[jared71322]

:) :D :( -_- :0

[davbad1]

CATS

[Xsniper90X]

what if you use the "lol" as a way of saying you have nothing else to say? like you randomly type lol when really you have nothing else to say. and your not even laughing, just typing lol.

if the "nothing else to say" lol doesnt count, then on average i actually use lol would be about 2-4 times. dont use exclamation mark much unless needed, and i rarely use smileys.

i like german shepherds and wolves anyways. so let me have the whatever few cats ill be getting right now haha

[Marydawgs]

@Xsniper90X Leave the cats alone! My German Shepherd Dog loves my little feline fur ball. Not too little and can hold his own.

[MrSintendo]

This video was made in 2005. I know because i got to the video in 2005 on the WayBack Machine.. That or the video was re uploaded.

[848coolguy]

do you QuickScope?

[Marydawgs]

This comment is to acknowledge the passing of Miss Bunny, one hell of a cat. It was said that Bunny had horns (she was a devil,don't you know!!) Anyway, your compadres will miss you Bun--truly one of a kind. Say hey to Stripey.--Babygirl,Francis Albert (The Crooner),and Judy(Dame Judith)

[NeTiMaX198]

WHY THE HELL I AM SEEING THIS?....oh, the guitar hero 3 intervention .__.

[KyoMao]

... One cat. I will have at most... five cats. I like cats, they're awesome. I have a cat that kills raccoons and possums. That's pretty bad ass if you ask me. I probably wont have more than two. I like pets, I don't like an army of them.

[dumbo2021]

L:)L !

[merlin711oregon]

LOL!!!!!

[AssassinAyame]

LOL :) !!!!!!!?????!!! lol!

[missylm1]

i hate cats...so ill have dogs? :)

[Marydawgs]

@missylm1 I love both!! 1 tuxedo shorthair cat.1 German Shepherd Dog, black & tan plush coat. The cat is 13, the dog just over a year old. Soooo funny to see this cat deal with the dog! Dog is very playful toward cat.

[Liam1993R]

Interesting theory except for the cats thing. Smiley expressions are a usage of grammar and marks that are meant for alternative purposes. So :) would be a colon and a closed parenthesis, which doesn't make any sense to the message.

[Marydawgs]

@Liam1993R just a joke!!

[jslimm]

hey, what about those poor poor people who, unfortunately, use "..." instead of a period? do you know how to help those? hehe

[ResEvl]

>^..^<

[Matteger23]

my mom will have 1,000,000,000 kitty's lol :)

[muslimsgotohell]

;-) Nice kitty you've got there ! ! !

[CrucialQuilava]

30000126 cats NOOOOOO!!!

[iamstewiehearmeroar]

i never 'lol' or use un needed exclamation points. but i do use smilies. go me

[008xtreme]

I never use exclamation marks in emails. Which means...

DIVIDE BY ZERO WTF

[MomoTheBellyDancer]

You don't need to time travel to ancient Egypt to write using pictograms. Learning how to write Chinese or Japanese will also do the trick.

[dan892k7]

>(^.^)<

[ian00024]

when then i got like billion cats i use smileys , lol when i dunno what to say.. APPROX everytime.. :L

[madCODmaniacs]

☺kkkkk

[Jabner1988]

whoa! I can't wait to get my .43222222(repeating) cats.

[FanTazTiCxD]

☺xLOL-----^_^

______ = (* - *)

----!

[TheAnon26]

I might overuse smileys, but I never use lol, neither with nor without laughing. Maybe I should, I like cats... ;)

Just cause.

[hurricanecara]

You must be sooo bored!!!!

[saammuel1]

0 x 0 / 0 = infinity.

[NoCompli]

@saammuel1 No, it's zero, dumbass. 0x0=0 0/0=0

[ShakeNBake2261]

@saammuel1 Indeterminate Form

[JayantKumarZ]

@saammuel1 o__o no no no o.o 0/0 = 1 so 0 x1 = 0 n not infiniteeh :o

[saammuel1]

@JayantKumarZ division by zero..

[JayantKumarZ]

@saammuel1 :d but by bodmas we get division 1st don we? so we get 0 x 0/0 or 0 x 1 = 0

:O

nyways i fail at maths so u decaiiide :o

[epictetusepicurus1]

I like cats:):):):)lol?????

[garvanize]

damn... division by zero :)

[secretsaregood]

Oh thank goodness, only 3.

[shaunsk8r]

woah, woah, woah, back up, back up... you DON'T like smileys?

[SushieRabbit]

You can't divide by zero

... Looks like I AM the cats

[s38a5t13n]

why would having cats be bad??? I'm gonna start using a lot more "lol"s and "!!"s xD lol!!! and the cat at the end lol!!! :)

[Lanxxx101]

:D :D :D :D :D :D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

[VxmikeyxV]

I already own cats and im fifteen, and i have no hope... :) LOOK! ANOTHER SMILEY! I'm so screwed.

[grahamgg87]

lmao

[dwhirmire49]

What about a LMAO if I really did? Do I have to be on the cat worshiper list? I promise it won't happen again!

[shaunsk8r]

@dwhirmire49 are you telling me that you LITERLY laughed your own ass off?

[dwhirmire49]

@shaunsk8r  ha ha Ya got me lil guy. Just a figure of speech. I still have my keister. It will take more than a good laff to make if fall off. ;-) (uh oh! I made another smiley face. OMG! I HATE CATS!

[GODzillaGSPB]

:-)

[Tyjet88]

What if I don't use any exclamation points?

[RockGuitar1]

@Tyjet88 You divide by zero and crate a black hole obviously.

[Spottedpaw1]

omg I officialy love this.

It is so definatly true... *shame*

crazy cat worshiper lady is my nickname...

[thepman53]

I think that was pretty funny. I even told a ton of people that worship cats and now they dispise them

[Deadforeva]

lame ur even more lamer then the vid u lame-o

freak what do u care how many times we put LOLs and =) and !!!!

SO FUCK U!

[Chidori328]

-bangs head on desk-

[Deadforeva]

@Chidori328 ;p

[Marydawgs]

@Deadforeva JOKE !! iT'S A JOKE. This is just for fun!! Come on and lighten up!! OK!!!

[Deadforeva]

@Marydawgs you need to "LIGHTEN UP" cuz what i said was a joke -_-

[darwynk]

d-_-b

[funnybutscary75]

YOUR WEIRD

[leeah45]

=^-^= MEOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TimberX]

holy shit, i just did the math (approximation) and I should have 435 cats in old age :( I will kill myself...

[JoeDSileo1988]

@TimberX just use more ! and that number should drop

[701bumblebee701]

:D :) :P lolololololol!!!!!!!!!

[nogogma]

8 - )

[sponsoredwalk1]

[ :-) x lol) ] / ! = pussy

I like the T.S. Eliot Equations predictive power...

I think you should make t-shirts with the T.S. Eliot equation displayed, then underneath have an explanation of the symbols,

(cats face) = no. of cats you'll own in own age.

then in brackets at the bottom of the shirt,

(N.B. A factor of mental illness in family history is inversely related to exclamation mark usage).

I'd like to hear whether you do it.

[DarqueKtn2]

i dont do that and yet i have 16 cats at age 16? ... explain that one

[MONSTERMaNiMaL]

cats have to be the best pets ever besides dogs and lizzards. i really dont like birds.

[Marydawgs]

@MONSTERMaNiMaL Don't relate to lizzards. Cats & dogs are great companions and protectors(dogs)

[MONSTERMaNiMaL]

, i can tell you prefer dogs, so im assuming seeing as how you like them so much you R trying to give me a reason to like them. but im more of a reptile person. so you cant change my judgement

[Marydawgs]

@MONSTERMaNiMaL No,not really. It's cool that you like lizzards. I don't hate them by any means. I prefer dogs & cats,though.

[MONSTERMaNiMaL]

its k. i just prefer reptiles, but i NEVER EVER tried to make others like them. not saying thats your case...

[Marydawgs]

@MONSTERMaNiMaL I didn't mean to imply that,sorry.

[MONSTERMaNiMaL]

again, its ok. you like dogs and cats. i own both so i know wich i like better.

[Nekanith]

ó.Ò

LOL!!!

[Corez120]

:) lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol !

[eddie123698745]

what about this kind of smiley face?>>> :3

[steperable]

the end was so random

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[crazzygirl100]

FOOK CATS

[TEHSHMO4]

dude you all just got bitched out by an irish dude! i hate smileys and lol. theyre sooo fucking stupid!

[Marydawgs]

@TEHSHMO4 He's a Scot and you never had a cat so what do you know!!

[Zockblin172]

0x0/0

OH SHI-

[Vyrillykos]

Amazing, Mark will never out do that one.. and it was like one of his first...

[DANTHETUBEMAN]

uhhh is that your cat?;)

[zephyrus8181]

:D x lol/!!! = 1/3 cats, explain that smarty pants

[Murtagh42]

I could, but it's a bit disgusting...

[alecsandru59]

I don't like cats

[cryosheath]

Cat's Don't like you.

[12doty34]

FUCK YOU SMILE

[shoppingkart]

Undefined cats if you use no exclamation marks.

[Carlito4000]

8========D~

[bobtime1]

:) lol !

[xurrosxlo]

vai toma dentro do cu !!!

[sourmanofcoal]

lol

[Madelynn1984]

The only problem with your equation is that you have exclamation marks in the denominator. This means that the number of cats owned is actually reduced by over-use of exclamation marks. I doubt that was the intention. :) (I do use smiley faces to express smiling, but I fucking HATE LOL.)

[Theinsaneviking]

Lol.

[Marydawgs]

@Madelynn1984 !!!!!!!!!RULE

[JudaZuk]

ha ha brilliant *Lol* x :o) / !

[Annabethen]

:) = pedofiles

[HarassmentAuthority]

u r

[Annabethen]

u wish

[igrenade]

close your fucking account already you unfunny faggot.

[cougarpawify]

funny

[wateroaktree]

yeah! i iz = CaT!!

[rj1p]

:Þ

[rj1p]

:þ

test

[whitey4236]

wow that was a fail lol.

[ShadowFudo]

im elergic to cats

[Marydawgs]

@ShadowFudo so sorry. Devon Rex does not have hair. Check it out.

[MissAlyxTr]

dude ur not very funny to be honest

maybe you should think about finding a different area of entertainment and not comedy :/

[Icarus19911991]

This coming from someone who probably thinks Fred is funny.

[MissAlyxTr]

Actually i dont think fred is funny

at all

[glasseay]

mark your pussy is sooo sweet !!!

[everythingperson179]

your cat has such pretty eyes! they are the color of a lime. ps.

smileys rule lol!!!!!! omg :) :) :) :) :)

[giakhanh17]

love that cat

[smythy111]

gay

[NeverShoutNeverFan99]

Dude smiley faces rock.

[WishIWasABalrog]

lol (I actually laughed) This is so true O.O

[Slayton76]

This dude kicks a**

[Ulrna]

lololoololoolol! lol!

LOL!!! :D xD

[Dvalinor]

2.8 cats

[cmanatlan]

:) OMG! lol lol I have 2 cats! :)

[ncfwhitetigress]

I only use the smiley in IMs, not emails.

[DanielBowden1975]

Never used the fuckers

[weirdchick03]

I love smileys!(: I hate cats!(: Hah, I'm just kidding.