Missouri Sucks #1 (The Butt-Crack State)

[thelastpoint1]

@gregorybgeddings missouri is better than your state matter of fact i bet you live in missori dont you missouri is the best why? beacuse we have st louis arch the kansas city country clubplaza and alought more else i bet you live in the middle of missouri where ther isnt even shit but nothing just plain fucking desert you cockroach

[thehoosierfortheUK]

@MeaTheHedgie well I happen to have Missouri bloodlines myself and no offense to you but I can tell you for a fact that...MISSOURI SUCKS!!!

[Wes2251]

Only people who like missouri have never lived anywere else. Missouri is ugly and missourians are dumb as shit! Tigers suck cock! Come out of the closet mizzou fans. Cant wait to see you cry after a decade of beatdowns come in the SEC.

[MeaTheHedgie]

Dude, your just making your life worse, stop being a troll, your gonna get more haters if you act this way! I live in Missouri and it's one of the coolest states around I know! (Not saying there's more awesome ones, but Missouri is cool.) STOP BEING A MOTHERFUCKIN TROLL, what about someone said your state was the ass? HUH?

[gregorybgeddings]

@MeaTheHedgie Hey, thanks for watching! I have four other anti-Missouri videos you might want to check out.

[Ericscodnation]

FUCK OFF YOU ASS SUCKER

[KemoSTL]

fuck you Missouri is in the center...its the best state, by far. cant wait till ur state gets hit by a hurricane .

[DASBKPRO]

Long live Missouri! If ya hate, then ya live in jersey. :)

[baseballdude508]

fuckin god damn hick

[gregorybgeddings]

Don't they teach math in the butt-crack state? You and your tubby little friend couldn't count to 40 if you were both wearing flip-flops and were allowed to use your fingers and toes. I have a total of just over 27,000 views on all of my videos without paying a penny to YT for promotion. Thats at least 13 times more than you have. You can't even figure out how to frame a camera shot. You "cool" little trick with the plastic cups looks like some sort of test for mental retardation.

[BAMKID83]

853 views n 2 years wow u sure r famous support bridgeton my hometown n Joplin

[gregorybgeddings]

It is the butt-crack state because, if America was a human body, that's where the butt crack would be.

Missouri's only saving grace is that it is the birthplace of Mark Twain, my favorite author. At least he had the good sense to move to California and, eventually to Connecticut.

All of that is negated, however, by the fact that MO is the home of that lying, flaming dog turd, Rush Limbaugh

[HardKore5250]

Why they call it the butt crack state? So whats better Kentucky, South Carolina, North Carolina, Wyoming, Maine, or Missouri?

[gregorybgeddings]

@HardKore5250

The first five states are really nice. You should not include MO in any sentence including them.

[HardKore5250]

Why they call it the butt crack state?

[gregorybgeddings]

No, I didn't think you called me ugly. I'm just saying that, If I dressed up as a girlie, I could pass for a beautiful woman in MO. I mean, what do I have to compete against...a bunch of toothless, canker riddled meth users? Do they have dentists in Missouri? If not, a dentist could do pretty well out there so long as he is willing to take payment in pigs, corn, scrap metal, or unprotected sex. Pass the video around. Viva Puerto Rico!

[katyperrydise]

@gregorybgeddings K so what does this fat fuck have against Missouri lol. If you actually fucking put shit behind your thoughts you'll see its actually a pretty nice place knowing albert pujols lives near St. Louis Metropolitan Area and knowing the median income is higher than half of the U.S lol This dumb HillBilly doesn't even know.

[thehoosierfortheUK]

@gregorybgeddings oh, and I'll also consider joining your campaign and if I ever happen to be in the butt-crack state and some grouch comes up to me, I'll just say in my Spanish accent "no speak English" that'll drive them nuts! If you really want to see sone really attractive women, British women are the ones! I'd choose a British beauty ANY day over miss Missouri USA!

[thehoosierfortheUK]

@gregorybgeddings I wasn't calling you ugly if you think that! What you're saying basically is (correct me if I'm wrong) that it's not some of the women in the butt-crack state but rather most of them that are unattractive. Your channel is great, I agree with you it is the butt-crack state, the canker sore of America. The skeleton in Uncle Sam's closet! LMAO! XDD

[gregorybgeddings]

What do you mean SOME of the women are ugly? Hell, I'm an overweight man and sort of on the ugly side, but I could put on a $2 wig, wear some falsies, smear lipstick on my ass and at the very least I could win Miss Congeniality in the Miss Missouri pageant. Join my campaign to kick MO out of the Union and get Puerto Rico to take its place! Viva Pancho Villa!

[thehoosierfortheUK]

@gregorybgeddings Missouri is a shit pit. The people are unfriendly, the atmosphere is like the dark ages over there, and the food is lousy, and some of the women are UG-LY! if I'm ever in the butt-crack state and some Missouri grouch comes up to me, I'll pretend I'm from Mexico and tell them "no speak English." FYI: I'm semi-fluent in Spanish so I'll rattle their cages pretty well! Lol! I'm also part-Mexican.

[gregorybgeddings]

Only 754? You have 23 videos listed. The most viewed one is 2 years old and has 138 views. You're lucky if you have 900 total view count on your entire offering. I have, on my various YT accounts, a total view count of around 27,000. That's without paying a penny to YT for their promoted video program. Sorry, kid, but the old gene fairy dealt you a hard luck hand.

[BAMKID83]

754 views wow tht sure is a lot sad :(

[gregorybgeddings]

@Phatso816

College football? I don't give a hoot about college football. The video was about Missouri with a little tweak at Clemson at the end. You missed the whole point of the video. This is exactly why I tore off one of the stars on my fifty star flag. I am keeping the star, however, in hopes that Puerto Rico will take Missouri's place. That would be a big improvement! I have more Missouri Sucks videos if you want to check those out and leave more stupid comments.

[Phatso816]

Someone in the backwards-ass, cousin'-fucking state of South Carolina has way too much time on his hands. Suppose he ran out farm animals to molest =/

You take yourself a little too seriously, friend. College football is not worth getting this worked up over.

[gregorybgeddings]

If you're too dumb to spell "what" correctly, there's no way you're going to figure out how to upload a video response. Get ready for the broom, mop, and wash bucket world, kid, 'cause that's where destiny waits.

[BAMKID83]

Exactly wat I'm doing

[gregorybgeddings]

Wow! Loved your video. I will go back and give it a big thumbs up. You are more than welcome to post it as a video response to this piece.

[BAMKID83]

U freaking suk my friend is black don't mess with Missouri

[gregorybgeddings]

Thanks! Please join in my crusade to get Missouri to leave the Union. I have removed one of the stars from my flag in protest. I am saving the star, however, in hopes that Puerto Rico will take Missouri's place. That would be a huge improvement!

[MrNU998]

I love the vid. Missouri Truly sucks more than any other state.

[BAMKID83]

missouri rules u suck old dude fuck u

[gregorybgeddings]

@BAMKID83 Wow! Your response was so important you had to do it twice! I guess you don't know any better. Even a blind, albino lizard living in a freezing pool in a deep cave eating blind, albino shrimp probably thinks he's in the best place in the world. He doesn't know any better because he hasn't experienced anything else. Don't forget that I have 4 other Missouri Sucks videos to torment you.

[gregorybgeddings]

@gregorybgeddings Pawk!Pawk!Pawk! Little chicken-boy is too scared to post video response. Pawk! Pawk! Pawk! REEEEEEEEETARDED litlle MO chicken-boy!

[gregorybgeddings]

@BAMKID83 I just saw your 27 second video "Collector's Edition Slinky" ...Wow! What a Masterpiece and, after a whole year, it now has 42 views! You're on the road to stardom, kid.

[BAMKID83]

missouri rules u suck old dude

[perrinbever]

ok...here we go...I used to run with a traveling show and the worst city I have ever seen was Columbia SC. The college mascot of the cock is appropriate. Plus there is nowhere in this country that will take a rant such as yours seriously. North or south...yer all kakalakie.

[gregorybgeddings]

@perrinbever You used to run with a traveling show? Which freak were you, the no-limbed worm dude or the fat lady? You can't even spell "beaver". Thanks for the comment anyway. I have three other anti-Missouri videos: 1) Missouri Baby Huey vs. South Carolina Badass 2) Missouri Fart Song 3) Missouri Pee-Pee Song. Feel free to leave comments. Note that my video was referring to Charleston not Columbia. Every state has shit-holes. But no state except Missouri consists of all shit-holes.

[mathaniel3]

you suck

[gregorybgeddings]

@mathaniel3 What? Are you saying you did not like this piece? I am astounded! I have three other anti-Missouri videos for your pleasure and amusement: 1) Missouri Baby Huey vs. South Carolina Badass 2) Missouri Fart Song 3) Missouri Pee-Pee Song. Thanks for watching!

[south077]

Fuck you. I am from The Great State of Missouri the 12th Confederate State

[gregorybgeddings]

Hey, thanks for watching but don't stop there. I have numerous other anti-Missouri videos. I would suggest "South Carolina Badass vs. Missouri Baby Huey" and "South Carolina Man Sex With a Horse Green Screen Challenge". That one is on Stephen Colbert's website. I would also recommend you watch "The Missouri Fart Song". I have lots of anti-Missouri segments in many of my videos but you would have to watch all of them to figure out exactly where. Happy viewing and condolences to your misfortune.

[gregorybgeddings]

Please, sir, when you are sober, stop and read what you have just written. Then show it to a third grade teacher and ask her if she understands it. I am mystified. I have no idea what you are thinking. Organize your thoughts in a coherent sentence structure. You make Missouri look a lot worse than it really is. Hey, how about those 5 guys out there that were arrested for decades of child molesting! Are they going to run for public office? They would be a big improvement on your current reps.

[lvcivs11]

u make south carolina look weak u shall be overrun by our enemies u r weak sobriety is for merchants not landowners and warriors u fat fuck u need us to defend ur land u r nothing yes we dont bathe and yes we eat our young if they can not come up to the scratch their is no room for weakness in these trying times i greive that kning charles land is left to pussies like u you have to live like a barbarian to defend the weak i do like ur music though it pisses me off and puts me in fighting trim

[lvcivs11]

i make missouri look alot better than it does barbarism is our only hope weakness will make us slaves we r hated everywhere u speak anglish dont deny it extend the olive branch everyone hates us like they did the romans u will be trodden down destroy all that which stands against us we must unite not bicker time for u to swallow ur pride contractor or merchant whatever u r and join the barbrians who live off the land america as u knoe it wont last more than a few centuries tome to train ur young

[lvcivs11]

god i am so ashamed of u my family fled to sc from the port of falmouth in1642 just after the black boys father lost his head why u dont respect the barbarians who have fought and died to protect ur way of life ill never know i would much rather be in a feast hall with my warriors than in a ballroom with you you limp wristed faggot fuck

[gregorybgeddings]

All I have to say to you is: period, comma, colon, semi-colon, caps, paragraphs. Don't they teach those in MO schools? Dumb question. Of course not. I can only imagine what you do in a "feast hall" with your mud encrusted "warrior" friends. Thanks for proving my point about MO. Please pass the word around. Your state sucks kangaroo testicles.

[south077]

Fuck you. I am from The Great State of Missouri the 12th Confederate State

[Araido1968]

youre a scalawag douchebag.. if you are a true southerner.. then start acting like one. You appear to be nothing more than an uneducated nut-scratch.. did some one from the show-me-state whup your dumb ass at some point in the past? I'll bet thats it...maybe its cause the tigers whipped the gamecocks in 05? If you are from SC? (I didnt even bother to finish your gay ass video) and dont care.. Come on over ot Mo. sometime and run your sewer.. you'll have a fist in it before you know it..

[gregorybgeddings]

Once I tried to be a true southerner just like you but had to be taken to the emergency room because my finger got stuck way up in my nose and the WD-40 didn't help. Okay , meet me at the bus station in Jerkoffson City next Friday at noon. I will be wearing a full-body germ suit & a gas mask. Bring help as my Puerto Rican midget friend will kick your butt. You may want to view my many other anti-Missouri videos especially "Missouri Pussy vs. SC Badass" & "Eat Poop, John Stewart..."

[gregorybgeddings]

Hey, thanks! But don't forget to check out my other Missouri Sucks Videos, I would especially recommend the 'Missouri Pee-Pee Song' and the 'Missouri Fart Song # 3'. I would also recommend 'The Ball Bag Song'. This is the theme song for a group I founded, Sons of Confederate Deserters.

[lvcivs11]

confederate deserters lol we fought with guerilla bands long after u fuckers surrendered u like charleston w va they succeeded from virginia and went back to the union u talk like ur from the south but if u hate us that bad u must be a redleg yankee bastard from kansas as a percentage of our population we sent more men to die for the csa than any other state there are charles towns all over the south named for good king charlie ur probably descended from roundhead bastards too lmao

[gregorybgeddings]

Could you please repeat that with punctuation, caps, less alcohol, and a coherent argument?

[lvcivs11]

if u need punctuation then u obviously dont understand middle english read it as it sounds or are u to proper hahaha i doubt it judging by ur pedestrian video simple fact u surrendered and very few battles even took place on ur soil amongst ur women and children ours were butchered and raped for well more than the 4 yrs of the actual war you give a rebel yell at the barbq but isuspect ur legs will turn to water if ever called on to stand in the battl line to defend locality against fed

[gregorybgeddings]

Brilliant critique! Even Chaucer could not compete (in Middle English) with the poetical lyricism of your keyboard. You are Mark Twain reincarnated! I thought he was the only intelligent thing to come out of the 'Butt-Crack State' but I was wrong. May I suggest that you review the many other anti-Missouri videos I have, especially "Missouri Pussy vs. South Carolina Badass". Also, "The Missouri Pee-Pee Song" and "Eat Poop John Stewart..." I eagerly await your wise, pithy commentary!

[lvcivs11]

gregorybgeddings thank you for the allusions to chaucer i hold land in sc i doubt this man does i do not think he even knows who sc is named after nathaniel cross came here (south carolina) after they cut good king charlies head from his torso am i a rebel morso hahaha this peasant how many men has his clan sent to die probably NONE i can tell by the cut of his jib he is NO warrior YOU surrendered sir WE did not missouri is where tru outlaws this age and last congregate

[stl6281z]

5 Min 17 sec of my life shot to hell