I hate handjobs :L im 15 and with my first one i nearly told her to stop i was like daymn woman i can do this on my own xD Now get ur freaking head down there and do sumin i cant :) but yeah gr8 song love it
This and axe for gays is funny! Way better than any skits on any of the networks! By the way i think that girl in the video may be the hottest woman i have ever seen!
Yep, I'm a woman and can appreciate the point and yes, I've always thought we have to be taught, particularly how each guy likes it different - I have always much preferred to use my mouth........anyhoo, I'm wondering though......is there a song like this done by women? On how men can't do to us it like we can ourselves ?
Fricking hilarious... and yes I am female but no, I don't find it offensive at all. How can the truth offend anyone? Guys start practising at a young enough age... ;-)
Am I the only woman who finds this song hilarious? Maybe it's because I'm 31 and I already know how this song rings true. lol I'm surprised there isn't some 20-something chick, ranting in the comments about how she gives the best handjobs in the world. LOL!
This should be played in sex ed classes! All women need to hear this one!
Tollen29 5 months ago
Accually just so everyone knows the girl in the video was his girlriend at the time but the split up a couple months after and shes hella hot!
bigbasher420 6 months ago
You gotta suck It, Fuck it or leave it alone!!!!
LktAlfra 7 months ago
she is soo ugly
satraviany 8 months ago
chords for this one (throughout most of the song anyway) is
A, G, D
tydawe 9 months ago
@thoraxcorp2 I've had only just started out on guitar when I commented that, hence not being unable to figure it out.
davidsilver07 10 months ago
That is too hilarious
Daneduggan26 1 year ago
Why would you deny a handjob?
undercoverspecialist 1 year ago
I think he's a genius.
tomsama1 1 year ago
"you don't know how to do the twist at the top" - this man is a genius
albymagic 1 year ago
what lyrics, what a classic -- funniest video on Youtube!!!!!
zuzanarox 1 year ago
dude shes pretty damn sexy
XRandomXProductions 1 year ago
love this song
keiliwheely 1 year ago
johnatan you are God!
teschioblu 1 year ago
1:29 Ha
ClanKraX 1 year ago
OMG i love this video 4ever
humvee600 1 year ago
hahahahahaha.. the best video
turhan123 2 years ago 3
Mission failed. : D
Cohedros 2 years ago
1:28 is an awesome face lol
joshyman12312 2 years ago
He is officially my hero lol
vinnyvangough 2 years ago
She is good in what she does, a wise woman :-) quite funny lyrics too.
your5starvids 2 years ago 2
I hate handjobs :L im 15 and with my first one i nearly told her to stop i was like daymn woman i can do this on my own xD Now get ur freaking head down there and do sumin i cant :) but yeah gr8 song love it
Dudek220 2 years ago 23
I have to agree, it gets boring after a while. JOIN HIS PROTEST! LOL!
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Jules3091 2 years ago
and now u no ladies
whatitduz23 2 years ago 4
genius
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xpetog 2 years ago 4
lmao im telling you what thats great. Funny song
williamscheefjr 2 years ago
lol, 0:47 is the best part
Lurch69420 2 years ago
Good one/
ODIGekon 2 years ago 2
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funny, but that guy looks like an idiot. fo real.
na1raz 2 years ago
Pick a pair of lips and get the fuck down. haha
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bqocje 3 years ago
jon u r a slut lol
flyingmonkeycrap 3 years ago
ahahaha
miasma69 3 years ago
thats funny as hell
phaque80 3 years ago
Haha! Awesome!
PhysicsDude55 3 years ago
haha love this song,
have you got any tabs for it?
davidsilver07 3 years ago
20 million, bazillion, times! classic
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grtwiloi 3 years ago
Properly amazing song. Keep up the hilarious work!
connelo 3 years ago
Just saw this vid on Rude Tube & had to come find it & subscribe. Great stuff me & my mates love it!
WolfheadStudios 3 years ago 4
i didnt mean pussy boobs i just wanted to hear the audio guy say it sry
NickWickert92 3 years ago
dude your funny ive watched this video like 20 million zillion trillion times pussy boobs
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spiukw 3 years ago
the is fucking quality keep it up jono ;) :D
9LukeiBoi3 3 years ago
this is fucking great
CalGuitarPlaying18 3 years ago
ahahaha thats hysterical!
orangeguitarguy118 3 years ago
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i don't like this guy
trumpetgal389 3 years ago
well he prob don't like u either
Videogamerforlife69 3 years ago 2
This and axe for gays is funny! Way better than any skits on any of the networks! By the way i think that girl in the video may be the hottest woman i have ever seen!
hagadizle 3 years ago
Ah, good song funny text :)
dezelukt 3 years ago
oh wow lmfao
Grapefaygo27 3 years ago
Dude this song is GREAT this one and the titty song are both on my my
space
ReturnOfDeath666 3 years ago 3
haha thats fucking great!
taylorpotking 3 years ago
that was great!!...hahahahaha
justjuggalo 3 years ago
AHAHAHAHAH
deathflamedrummer 3 years ago
pick a pair of lips and get the fuck down! lol
alanibean 3 years ago
btw, why is this flagged as "dangerous for children".
there is nothing dangerous to see...
Kailaner 3 years ago
damn he is sooo right :D
Kailaner 3 years ago
this should be the international male anthem
petesangyal2 3 years ago 2
jep...he is so right!!!
faggjuu 3 years ago
good song!
csgamersuffer 3 years ago
i lol'd hard
furchenkehrer 3 years ago
LMFAO youlegend.
smiddy515 3 years ago
LOL
flammablepiss 3 years ago
so genius.
ZippyTheMan 3 years ago
suck it fuck it or leave it alone
dandis0707 3 years ago
This always makes me LMAO! Been waiting fort a new song for a while, keep up the great work Jon.
mmakk1 3 years ago
for*
mmakk1 3 years ago
Right on, handjobs sucks!
28hertz 3 years ago
"lol, he said jergens and held up an olay bottle"
Kill yourself.
ihateukillurself 3 years ago
Lol :D 5 out of 5
Gossie01 3 years ago
ROFLCOPTERLMAOISMLOLRIFIC
BL1a3FoRLiFe 3 years ago
p0t \o/
mySch1n 3 years ago
You'r so cool.. This song is cool..
Serously dude, you should start a career as a singer.. You're good..
By the way, nice wife ;P
BikBokFlopFlap 3 years ago
funny as hell
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mrtibi 3 years ago
this video is hilarious
sweetdude58 3 years ago
classic
tom5677 3 years ago
lol, he said jergens and held up an olay bottle
minker3k 3 years ago
one word.. Nice.
burningsociety 3 years ago
"Why the hell am I not Blind?"
OFMG, you are f-ing awesome.
LordAshtoreth 3 years ago
ive watched now 3 movies of u and i always was like... thats my favorite one lol all ya movies are fuckn great :>
germanborat 3 years ago
dude...a girl sent me a link to this vid, i'm totally getting some
lewolfmano 3 years ago
or she just has a penis waiting to surprise you. :)
SkumOfThePlanet 3 years ago 6
Boosh.
flounder2760 3 years ago
dude your my new hero l m f a o!!!!!!!!!
ryannreaper2008 3 years ago
i must say you are amazing =D
dearcolbiixo 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
junap922 3 years ago
i want your cd
deathmetaldave19720 3 years ago
You sir, are awesome.
SkumOfThePlanet 3 years ago
Where can I get your C.D.
dtldave 3 years ago
hahahahhahahahahah that is so funny!!! OMG
Cthard21 3 years ago
god this song is so true..hahahahaha..it makes me laugh everytime!
xD
Guardsian 3 years ago
lmao; This man deserves a Grammy.
fallen4ng31 3 years ago 2
This song pretty much describes my recent life...
candler53 3 years ago
hhahahahahahaha, loved it.
heavyyb 3 years ago
ROFL dude you are a genious.. I have to show this song to my gf
aghorii 3 years ago 3
so true.
Exxxxstylinxxxx 3 years ago
enorme lol
wathefuckisupwitthat 4 years ago
'You can never stroke me like i can on my own' xDDD
papacarlo12 4 years ago 4
ahahahahaha that was the greatest line
ShadowAaronX 3 years ago
no the best one was "you can never beat me when it comes to my cock, you don't know how to do the twist at the top"
gt909war666lock 3 years ago 3
no the best one was "you can never beat me when it comes to my cock, you don't know how to do the twist at the top"
gt909war666lock 3 years ago
lmao. nice.
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denisa65gs 4 years ago
c génial!!!
conductedsteak 4 years ago 2
HAHAHAHA this is sorta creepy but awesome
jellysludge 4 years ago 3
great that's just great :):):) for all the man around the world don't you think girl? ;)
vendigo1 4 years ago 2
I liek this song mad funny.
alextrubin 4 years ago
somebody plz put here the lyric of the music
for all is holy
yargohimmler 4 years ago
This is fucking awesome
your my hero!!!
SimplySarah2008 4 years ago
IMFAO
yaoixxloverx3 4 years ago
Mouhahahhaha, awesome !!! 5*
totalbiyatch 4 years ago
where can i download this song?
kitmusiclver 4 years ago
its true
killincart 4 years ago
i mean he's got a point
ive said that to my girl
killincart 4 years ago
so true
dominionsk8r1 4 years ago
OMFG FERREAL LADIES!!! Use the mouth!! lol
jtgsclik 4 years ago 3
YEAAAAAH
loslumos 4 years ago
amen brother
ellio1t 4 years ago
This works BOTH WAYS GUYS!!!!!
Mothersload 4 years ago 4
this song is really really good!!!!!
justin3649 4 years ago
I Fucking Love This Song
jobman416 4 years ago
Lmfao! awesome
Composer1777 4 years ago
Genius!
lifeisduty 4 years ago
ahahaha THIS IS ACTUALLY TRUE.
nmacneil 4 years ago
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pinokid24 4 years ago
AWESOMENESS!
69697777 4 years ago
definitely the most true video ever, during the whole thing i was just laughing and nodding my head in agreement, haha! nice
jayman824 4 years ago
hilarious!
AmnestyEqualAnarchy 4 years ago
For every man who's ever struggled to find just the right way to rub her nob! It goes both ways!
circledance013 4 years ago 2
What a good and funny song LOL. Seriously this bloke has got talent
Dman2406 4 years ago
awesome...soooo true!!!!
chiranjilal 4 years ago
hahah so fuckin true haha i love this song
xtripnfallx 4 years ago
dude you are fucking AWESOME!!!!!
SpeakFreeTV 4 years ago
Now that's funny stuff
S8NRETURNS 4 years ago
roflofloflofl
I actually love this fucking song.
Just dont get caught singing it in class, haha.
TheSoleReaper 4 years ago
hahaha nice
mmmeeetttaaalll 4 years ago
ha true that. i prefer to suck it then rub it. :)
paigemariee22 4 years ago
best song ever made
saulnier1234 4 years ago
I love this song. You kick some serious ass.
CartmanMaddox 4 years ago
Yep, I'm a woman and can appreciate the point and yes, I've always thought we have to be taught, particularly how each guy likes it different - I have always much preferred to use my mouth........anyhoo, I'm wondering though......is there a song like this done by women? On how men can't do to us it like we can ourselves ?
thenuttytart35 4 years ago 7
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It really takes someone who disrespects women to sing something like that. It's so sad for you.
KebeKapout 4 years ago
Oh get a sense of humour! It's narrow minded people like this that make the world a miserable place!
emmo999 4 years ago 10
GO DIE
S8NRETURNS 4 years ago
hoe
AmnestyEqualAnarchy 4 years ago
yer dude all thats needed to be sed
mildredsocks 4 years ago 2
hahah! you rule man! chick is hot too!
tjbruin 4 years ago
Amen
ch33zer 4 years ago
You are a god among men.
Elliot419 4 years ago 4
Fricking hilarious... and yes I am female but no, I don't find it offensive at all. How can the truth offend anyone? Guys start practising at a young enough age... ;-)
Tynkah 4 years ago 5
Thanks, from guys everywhere,. for understanding !!- on the other hand, WE can't rock on our heel and not be noticed !!! LMAO
kelfrog1964 4 years ago
That's fucking brilliant!! Bravo!!
Maseria666 4 years ago 2
Joe Rogan said it best: "You can teach them the stroke, but they'll never get the endurance."
teddyoctober 4 years ago 5
omg this is brilliant
btgebo 4 years ago 2
AMEN.
XgenArea51 4 years ago 2
This girl is the Flin's girlfriend? If that's true he's a bastard! jajajaj You're very funny, man.
Bagwell20 4 years ago
Excellent. Nice original song. 2 thumbs up.
Pharfruminsain 4 years ago
You get so many props for this b'-')b
Hapernack 4 years ago 2
Nice dude nice i like this video ;]]
asilelis123 4 years ago
dude you are so cool!thats the best song ive ever heard!i love your titty song too ;)
awesome dude just fucking awesome
66sicbastard 4 years ago
ur my idol
humplesnorf 4 years ago
THIS IS F***ING EPIC so truth and the perfect words all sumed up in the perfect song, I LITTERALLY SAID THE SAME SHIT HAHAHAHAH
kunit2005 4 years ago
Oh yeah can you tag this with "suck it fuck it leave it alone"? It took a while to find.
zchris87v 4 years ago
Fucking FUNNIEST THING EVER.
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GermanSoccer1 4 years ago 3
ROFLMAO....whilst pulling on my...ooops!!
RandalSteveDave 4 years ago
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I'm thirty/ten and this is so damn funny I almost pee'd my pants! It's soooooooo true, no one can do it like they can, and vica versa LOL
RavenHoney 4 years ago
this is the funniest thing ever! haha! and sooo true! ha!
klangston20 4 years ago
well found!! nicccccccee!! ^.^
Vlaanderen91 4 years ago
Am I the only woman who finds this song hilarious? Maybe it's because I'm 31 and I already know how this song rings true. lol I'm surprised there isn't some 20-something chick, ranting in the comments about how she gives the best handjobs in the world. LOL!
no1funkydiva 4 years ago
love that song!!!
LUVMYKID136 4 years ago
genius ^^
lordlime 4 years ago
This guy is my hero :)
gothakane 4 years ago 3
-"how the hell am i not blind "
-"pick a pair of lips and get the fuck down" dude , god damn it your fucking hilarious
vekimans 4 years ago 6
HE speaks the truth
Avenger987 4 years ago
he's right you know, but i will never tell my wife about this song because she would nevr touch my penis again. 5 stars.
tonyfamous 4 years ago 4