Jack Thompson Parody

[11strelokfan1000]

Jack Thompson must be radically religious.

[RedRiverChannel]

''I need some hot coffee''

HAHAHHAHAHHA

[jenskeroro]

I want Phoenix Wright to take on this guy.

[protomanblues1]

hey jacko! if you read this, you make me sick! you'r a senile old bat who makes the guys in the loonie bin fit to rule the earth by comparison! as a gamer, i have played lots of violent games. i have fought enemies. i have played halo. i even played tf2! am i a bad person? no! do i get angry sometimes? Yes! but can you say you have never gotten angry? huh?!!? you sicken me as a gamer! ptooie to you! you lose! good day sir!

[lonesoldier33]

This is the last thing I need to make me need to flatten him into the floor...

[CRIMS0NKANE]

ROFLMAO too god damn funny

[anti4kids2000]

If only Mario had Phoenix Wright on his side. 

[FutBoy182]

in soviet union

games sue jack

[supergamerbros]

@FutBoy182 In any location, games sue Jack.

[jaredgroshen]

At first, I disliked him because he ws vocally anti video-games. Then I looked him up.

Now I hate him because he's a homophobic ultra-conservative fanatically religious man with one of the worst god complexes I've ever seen who believes himself to be on a crusade against everything non-christian, and that anyone who opposes him is by default a genocidal baby eater.

[DCWario886]

PURE WIN

[ThrashPowerMetalGuy]

This is awesome. I remember watching it on G4

[YoungAF1]

Does anyone know the music that used as the intro ? I've had it stuck in my head for years

[sonicspeed011]

He says GTA teaches you how to aim a gun.

Joystick, gun, joystick, gun.

Where's the teaching part?

[TheCryoScales]

Thats what the judge determined during Columbine when they said Doom was the problem. The judge said there was too big a difference from shooting pixels on a screen to actually doing the real thing.

[Thirtiesguy]

Jack Thompson is a FAGGOT

[lukeybrofe]

lol 1:07 phoenix wright ace atorney its a game off the ds

[iFukuyama]

.. this is rly tasteless yall=P

[anythinggoesjoe]

G4's last and only funny Parody

[BillyBobJoemaster3]

I support Jack Thompson's cause

[ult1m8jonathan]

i remember seeing this on tv a long long time ago

[deora2dude]

this is the best thing ever. so close to reality

[ChristineMcQueen]

Grand Theft Auto, The Sims 2. Yep. Equally offensive.

LOL.

[rsgod10210]

i didnt get this video...lol

[Alternate90sguy]

But first, I need some hot coffee. LMFAO!!!!

[KingKongRules001]

1:00 ohh no you didn't !!

[mralbatross1]

i lol'd for 5 minutes when he slapped snake lol

[gigabite7]

attetention ppl he is not the face of christianity hes just insane

[AlfredRKahn4kids]

Jack thompson is on the case.

[DLAbaoaqu]

Tsk, tsk. Remember when that channel used to be about *games*?

[nintendowns]

ya i miss judgment day :(

[gary587]

Unlike many others, I don't hate Jack. He genuinely believes he is doing right and I respect him for sticking to his principles.

[mdo7]

uh dude, he bashed video game. Did you know he bash Halo, Grand Theft Auto, Counter-strike. He's trying to make video game look evil.

[nintendowns]

the reason most gamers cant stand him is because he is the most prominent of several people who blame all societies woes on a single thing which has absolutely nothing to do with the problems they are related to. for example, columbine. it was blamed on Doom, which blatantly ignored the fact that the boys were bullied severley in school and one of them was overdosed on a certain drug which could have caused mental problems. people like thompson use tragic events like these to blame the games.

[DaSeek3r]

Thompson doesn't believe he is doing something right. Jack thinks he is doing something because of his morals. But in reality all he is trying to do is become famous. Think about it, how famous do you think Jack would be if he was the first Lawyer to ever ban a video game? Jack doesn't deserve respect, he deserves to be spat on

[JackThompsonlawyer]

I agree.

[darthvenom30567]

not only that he deserves to get his dick cut off and be tortured by jigsaw and finally dies in hell muahahahahaha (i have problems)

[TheCryoScales]

Problems is an understatement

[RC3]

He may be thinking that he's do right thing but he twist facts or straight up lies to make video games look like the main problem. There's nothing respectable about that.

[aintisaword]

Dude I think that was seriously Jack Thompson, no joke. lol

[fireflyangel111]

LOL They are so mean for this

[Gwanja1819]

lollllll his jump was priceless!! 5/5

[Tigrshark93]

i need some hot coffee? lol

[ThomasJakobs1993]

does anyone takes this retard still serious?

[15thCrypt]

lmao super mario bros a mob front

[R4over]

lol

[cyrodiilgoo]

lol, that was epic

The story of...

Jack Thompson: Super Douche

That should be the name of this video

[sonic200990]

I agree with that lol.

His jump to was a capt is owt.

The only People that take Jack Thompson seriously are people who are equally as stupid...Or feel the need to have someone who is so obiously bias against games on there side.

Hey although I think hes not a lawyer anymore is he, anyways I'm some he has be sectioned afew times..

Sorry for my miss spellings but you get my point. Jack Thompson is a total idiot.

[KirbyOnCronic]

YOU LIKE TO SHOOT THINGS!!!

in the video game...

EVEN KILL THINGS!!!

in the video game...

[KingBaduy]

Video games are the spawn of Satan himself and will lead to the extinction of mankind.

*Gasps*

[DaSeek3r]

What is that song at 0:10 to 0:18?

[TheGrimHamster]

gta..manhunt..the sims 2

[SuperstarAnDaboyshow]

lol he slapped Solid Snake

[Shikamaru1438]

Correction: he Slapped Naked Snake.  It's a different character though.

[10truefreak01]

These murder simulations, like PONG, gave my dog Rabies and made him kill my sister.

Video games are obviously possessed by witchcraft.

[FeralShot]

OMG! dont you dare go after mario!, and dont u EVER, EVER SLAP SNAKE!! U BITCH!

[ObliviuxProductions]

I paused the video to comment this, YOU DON'T FUCKING SLAP SOLID SNAKE's SOLID CHEECKS YOU AS FUCK!!!!

[Planetaryy]

Hot coffee reference was hilarious.

[silverdemonz]

lol jackthompson blaming gta and halo and now mario? and cheerleaders? oh come on what's next blaming trashcans for air pollution? (i already know it's fake i thought i'd just point something out)

[Methodkiller335]

A wild dog attacked me, bit off my arm, and tore my lip off than a rat fell from the sky because mean kids were throwing animals at people than a time travelling ninja came to me and chopped off my head.

BLAME THE GAME!!!

[Cheesgravy89]

Jack thompson hates video games because they werent around when he was a child in 1846. If they were around when he was a child he wouldve had something better to do than to constantly be bobbing for apples and getting rammed in the ass by construction workers with soul patches

[UndiePatrolz]

"Omg, planes just hit the twin towers...time to sue Microsoft for their flight sims".

[hezbollah95818]

Jack Thompson is a cunt /end of story

[arrowinmeeye]

i dont like people saying the c word but i think u put it to good use and ur right he is a ....

[MedleyCrew]

We have a theory that Jack once played video games, but was such an über n00b that everyone in the gamer community hated him, so now he wants his revenge on every gamer.

Heh, actually the guy doesnt even give you straight answers when you email him. He doesnt have any good facts why video games are bad :P

[theBoBsquad]

troute jack thomson by play the MOST VIOENL GAMES EVER(sorry for spelling)

psn name=jediMPG

[Spazzh20]

A tornado destroyed the town... It'sthe VIDEO GAMES fault.

[wigahiga500]

i bet jack plays violent video game at his secret hidout and bannes them and gets them all for free.

jack ass

[Rathkor]

actually, he does play them. he claims its to better understand the content so he can make better arguements against a game. he metions playing them in several interviews. my question is, if he can play them without going crazy, why cant anyone else?

[zerojad]

ahah He sound like Jim Carrey. xD

[XplodingNoggin]

They should call him Jackass Thompson.

[geroldkid]

Love this parody! HATE JACK THOMPSON. FUCK YOU Jackie-boy! ^_-

[MattPizzaHead]

Jack Thompson is a fucking faggot that taught his son how to suck dick.

[SpawnRe]

Greatest Video Ever.

[Josman13]

Jack thomson <----- Duchebag!!!!!!!

[Xiejiachen]

Jack thompson should die!

[whiskeypukinalchy]

sims 2!

[3duard0Diaz]

jack thompson is an asshole

[DoCWaSaBe]

@3duard0Diaz if he can read this, SUCK MY DICK JACK, wat are u gona do? cry and sue me bitch?

[NerdInHisShoe]

Waving their pom poms around... Come on we all know what that means

[bythemasses66]

ahahah i love that jump he does in the start!!

[darthguy3]

hot coffee XD!!

[garamonde]

LOL Kevin Perriera looked alright as Jack Thompson.

[firefly2092]

LMFAO!!! He slapped Snake lol

[NasaXnieru]

lol @ Jack going after Madden

[Hokkasfani]

Laughed so hard when he said"hot coffee indeed"

[condorlio07]

"It's filthy in there!"

[kannibees]

rofl !!! k.per ftmfw!

[justintime51]

youre not gonna take that from an old man are you snake?

[Spazzh20]

Snake is an old man in mgs4. But none the less KILL JACK THOMPSON.

[greensack69]

lol this guy sued SIMS lol.

[Autobot71Ironhide]

Jack's middle name is Sue.

[Juggernaughty824]

LOL...

[double0twinky]

Phoenix Wright would SLAUGHTER Thompson.

Also, I don't know who likes hot coffee more, godot or jack?

[MelMel1350]

That was awesome!!

[bobtheduck]

Just about the only funny thing AotS has ever done.

[Banserki]

That was gooooooood

[0mni42]

That's it, Jack Thompson, you don't f*ck with F-Zero GX.

[sushi0615]

I hope this opens his eyes a little bit to what a douche he is O_O

[mindfreak445]

marry-o lol

[Raiden1000002]

snake snaaaaaaaaaaaake !!!!!!

[kol9043]

wtf u do not slap snake b****

[double0twinky]

Snake could kill jack with just one look.

[xXKacperXx]

If I had a huge statue of snake in my room, it be very white rofl

[dragonforce525]

Hot coffee = 3=0

[richcoolerearth]

"AND WHAT DO YOU DO THEN? DO YOU START- SHOOTING THINGS?!

.....in the video game."

"PERHAPS EVEN KILLING THINGS!!

.....in the video game."

[SoraFan24]

This is So true!

JACK THOMPSON YOU SUCK!

YOUR NO VIDEO-GAME EXPERT!

YOUR A FREAKING MORON!

YOU DON'T KNOW JACK!

*Beats To Death With A DS*

(Irony?)

5/5

[riodragon]

MOST SUCCESS JACK THOMPSON HAS EVER HAD IN COURT! O.O (So sorry, Mr. Thompson, that it was neither the real you or a real court case... Ah, well... Sucks to be you.)

[jman5one5piece]

GO KEVEN!!!!!!

[GamerShock]

LOL, no one slaps Snake! :P

[warddaddyward]

i thought that G4 mic was gonna beat the shit out of his head

[wallaman12345]

0.0 he slapped snake...

[sl3ya44]

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[JackThompson08]

How did you know I watch Hot Coffee??

Wait..forget I said that.

[meodianenfacebook]

me odian en flacebook

[maroxide08]

hahahahahah i like the hot coffee reference

[fuckYouDisneeCunt]

shutup jack thompson makes good games ur jus jealous

[GearsX]

Because he's too busy trying to think up ways to blame everything on video games.

[GearsX]

was that Adam Sessler playing as that no good video game hatin' attorney?

[Rookiewill]

That's some mighty fine satire right there! :D

[vgamedude12]

video games are meer entertainment.

the only kind of people that get promoted to do violence by video games are wack jobs.

[Nurgle777]

This is twisted...

If he was like that, he would be a cool guy in a bad way at least.

5/5

[blackfootnawaho]

he played sims 2 haha

[chubbsjunior]

Yeah video games don't promote violence at all. This guy is so wrong. I don't know why people always have to blame video games for everything that goes wrong. Theres other factors too. Jees.

[DaSeek3r]

Its because polititions don't want to spend massive amounts of money on blaming the parents and the schools and not get reelected for congress. So they immediately conjure up a scapegoat that is easy to blame and everyone will believe them. Except they get hated by the gaming community

In Jack Thompson's case the only reason why he wants to go after Video games is to get famous as a lawyer (You know. He would be THAT lawyer who actually won a case against video games)

[MasterChief955]

If Kojima was there he would go cqc on that video game terrorisst

[captainx93]

Hahahha Nitendogs.

[Oblivian79]

Im Jackass Thompson and video games cause global warming, and the cause terrorism

[JayBoge89]

Snake would have snapped jack thompsucks neck.

btw rofl at "Lui-G-ie"

[FlobyBoby]

hahahaha

[R4over]

lol

[Scorpion118]

So unrealistic tsk tsk tsk...............

Jack Thompson has never won a court case in his life. LoL.

[Xankara98]

Actually, before he went toally crazy I think he did win a case.

[MajinArenahappypants]

he didnt play gta. jack jacked to it.

[TravisBatos]

the mario court part was the only funny part in this video and it was hilarious

[GTAIVChannel]

he slaped solid snake..

[goku23456]

I believe that is naked snake.

[pspfreak71]

lol jack ass thompson

[Mrblonde34]

Oh how I long to have back and relive the days of when G4 and Attack Of The Show were still like this.

[roryos]

oh silly silly jack thomson, what ever will he do next

[MistressKizuna]

This is like, a gift from Heaven. <3

Seriously, Jack(ass) Thompson is a total nutbag and a moron.

[Guirrmo]

YOU DO NOT HIT SNAKE YOU BITCH

[owennerd88]

hahaha

[minion62]

10/10 for sure!!!!

hahaha ya this video actually make jack thompson look relatively sane

[RainingMetal]

They should have made Jack Thompson eat his own excrement for coffee instead of playing GTA.

Yes, I know it's vulgar and disgusting, but it serves him right!

[dwarftn1996]

man i wish g4 was 100 % games and technology

[Reble1994]

5/5!!! LOL

[Violex23]

Lmao hilarious stuff. this seemed filmed proffesionally =S Good not bad!! Still whoaaa.

[FatherTime89]

After all this time it's still funny, sad to say though that the real Thompson seems much crazier.

[ColinSSX]

What man?

[molocklu2smoke]

omfg this is the funniest shit i ever seen! "somebody call... Jack Thompson!"

[malemoogle]

Adam reviewed a game not very while ago and secretly made fun of Jack Thompson.

[dodopod]

Which game?

[malemoogle]

I have to watch it, i don't remember. I'll go watch "Mass Effect" review, maybe it's that one.

[malemoogle]

I have to watch it, i don't remember. I'll go watch "Mass Effect" review, maybe it's that one.

[malemoogle]

Ok, the game they made fun of him was "Manhunt 2."

[9718102]

This clip is increadably untrue everyone knows jacky boy has never won a case against videogame companys in fact once they sued him and he lost Take That thompson also he googles himself constantly

[guywholikesfood]

it's called a parody

[Randomeaninglessword]

Snake got pwned

[Randomeaninglessword]

Snake got pwned

[dennisjc1337]

LOL, funniest thing I've seen in awhile

[SilentNomad]

lmao he slapped snake XD

[soccrsnipe]

G4 would be better if it was 90% games 10% ninja warrior.

[Signaturezero]

ye and also stop showing the cheaters show.

[tmk99999]

you mean stop doing cheat! that show pwns you guys are fucked

[Signaturezero]

no not cheat. cheaters this other show about ppl cheating off each other and stuff like that.

[Signaturezero]

no not cheat. cheaters this other show about ppl cheating off each other and stuff like that.

[allahjihad11]

i agree

[SpartanOnFire]

Snake is pissed

[NAPauliukonis]

Please Please, somebody know the intro song for JT.

[yoshi17777]

that guy acts just like the real jack thompson

[toomuchtimeonhands24]

hot coffee. wtf?????  lol.

[eddiemilz11]

Have you never heard of the 'hot coffee' san andreas cheat?

look it up.

[toomuchtimeonhands24]

i have. it's just that it was sooo funny.

[nintendowns]

i dont like g4 either, but only because it has absolutely nothing to do with videogames anymore. jack thompson is ass.

[zacktherichman]

Same here, Its true though...G4 was so damn great, But they sold out and now they have random shows that have NOTHING to do with video games, Like...cheaters...and cops...and just random shows =| Some are good, But its G4 not Fox, They sold out big time =(

[bigfluff73]

lol hot coffe

[bcsirke]

i hope he's seen this video.