Did Franken sue this jerk? Because if he didnt, why not? I've never heard such obvious slander&defamation in my life, all based on name calling alone Open shut. Secondly, Franken is a very intelligent man& has a sense of humor..contrast that to Oreilly who has a sick mean lump of shit for a soul, and spreads nazi hate on FOX.,.and there you go. Franken exposed Oreilly, Oteilly countered by slanderous name calling. Gee..no real ammunition Bill? Guess not. Go masturbate on the phone some more,.ass
Shouldn't we always refer to them as "banana Republicans," not Republicans?
Who else but "banana Republicans" could support unlimited executive power, family dynasties (Duvaliers, Bushes), secret renditions to torture chambers, mercenary armies, 100-year wars, warrantless wiretaps, McCarthyite witch hunts, and the end of habeas corpus?
You'd have to want to live in a banana republic.
Forget the elephant, Republicans, here comes the chaquita!
@glenbeckbites Yeah these family dynasties are obviously a "Banana Republican" idea especially the Kennedy clan and the Clintons... oh wait weren't they democrats? Open mouth, insert foot. Dill weed!
@glenbeckbites Democrats are the same. Currently Obama is going to write an executive order, to usurp the congress. Both parties are the same, and totalitarian in nature.
@asleeperj Boy... it's REALLY GOOD to have one of you DOUCHEBAG clairevoyants to tell us what Obama is gonna do... (How about the next couple sets of LOTTERY NUMBERS you FUCKING MORON!??!?!?)
@darreth0104 Turns out I was right!! OMG I must be clairvoyant!!!
Your losing lottery numbers are, now right this down, 1 8 23 25 44. Did i just hit another one?
Oct, 28: "President Obama signed two more executive memorandums today, saying they will help employment at a time when congressional Republicans are blocking his $447 billion jobs bill." USA Today.
@darreth0104 Seriously though, Obama is no different than Bush was. We live in a single party system. All leaning toward Statism. It's sad, but true. You can't blame me because I voted Bob Barr, you only have yourselves to blame. (speaking to the other 2 parties.)
@asleeperj Are you REALLY that FUCKING NAIVE??? We would have been "JUST FINE" if we had voted in a REPUG??? There is NO WAY you can MEAN THAT,,, And if you are SERIOUS... you probably need to seek SERIOUS professional HELP!!! SOON!
@glenbeckbites Bush and Obama are related, Obama is no different. He extended the patriot act, and hates the 4th amendment by doing so. I see no difference. The last real president was JFK. everyone after was just a puppet.
LOL, stuart smalley acting like a senator. Too much. as clinton said, a willing suspension of disbelief. How can a turd be a senator ?? No way. It's gotta be a nightmare.............
Gangs are much more afraid of people with good weapons than they are of people without them. Besides, it's not all about deterrent. It's also about the right of people to have a chance to fight back.
Yeah, Ron Paul is such a dumb ass. So is Harry Browne. We are not anarchists. We believe in government. We just think it needs to be shrunk big time. We do think our philosophy is better than the others, but at least we don't act like snooty liberals about it. Interestingly, we are far more liberal than Democrats on several issues. Keep supporting the war on drugs, mindless prostitution stings, and putting us further and further into debt. Sooner or later we really will have anarchy.
Conservatives represent black, liberals represent white, and libertarians represent shades of grey. We are not all liberal or all conservative. We are a mixture. Being such requires critical thinking on every issue. Conservatives: Me get rich and impose Jesus. Liberals: Me hate conservatives and oppose them on absolutely everything unconditionally. Libertarians: Let's really think about every issue.
I thought libertarianism was socially liberal and economically conservative. Am I wrong on that? What is the role of government in mainstream, Ron Paul libertarianism? Maintain infrastructure and the military and that's essentially it, right? We're not talking privately owned highways with no speed limits and AK-47s at Wal-Mart are we? Because many libertarians I've talked to would tout those kinds of things as achievements were they able to realize them.
Yes, libertarianism is socially liberal and economically conservative. However, there is a spectrum of degrees to which individual libertarians are socially liberal and economically conservative. Some are closer to being anarchists than others. Personally, I don't think there is a sensible way to privatize the roads. We need government for that. I also think we need police, courts, a military, copyright laws, treasurers, and a few other government services, but not much more.
Also, unlike a lot of libertarians, I believe in giving to the disabled, which includes the severely mentally ill. I don't believe in giving to the lazy, however. They can turn to private charity until they decide to take care of themselves. And very unlike most libertarians, I believe we at times need to meddle in the affairs of other nations. World War II is the best example of that. Harry Browne thinks we should have stayed out of that war, and Ron Paul is anti-Civil War. Not me.
AK's at Wal Mart? I think that should be legal, but I also think it would really hurt Wal Mart's business if they sold them, so they would not sell them. Pawn shops and other places probably would, and such availability would scare the ever living bejesus out of potential attackers and burglars. I think it would result in a safer society.
As a former B&E man myself, I can tell u that if u're considering entering a home and u think there's a possibility u will be fired upon, u don't enter that home, regardless of the firepower of the occupant. U aren't going 2 be less likely to rob a guy with an AK than u are 2 rob a guy with a Mossberg pump & a Glock19. A gun is a gun, and if 1 is in play u find another target. Unless u're the type that doesn't mind that kind of action, in which case u probably aren't gonna be put off by an AK.
Sometimes u need big government, sometimes u need little or none, but nuance-challenged folks need an ethos that relieves them of the burden of critical thought. Makes them nervous when they actually have 2 examine their own ideas & how they're applied 2 a given situation, so why not join up with an outfit that explains everything for u? "Government's always bad, huh? Yessir I believe that sounds like a position I can understand. No thinking required!"
Couple more things: Just from a message standpoint u guys should figure out whether to go with "street trash bums who don't know shit", or "pointy-headed, intellectual, limousine-elitists". Just for PR's sake, u know? U could tell I was liberal because of my snootiness but most of us are street trash? I guess that would account for all the snooty, condescending rabble I see in the street when I'm on my way to score heroin,sexually corrupt young children, and aide my terrorist friends.
Liberals come in many forms. The majority are street trash, but those are not the ones who reach high places and have a big presence. It's the snooty ones who do that. I know liberals well. I used to be one. Now I am a libertarian and feel at least a little bit more sane. Come and join us. Then we can make fun of trashy and snooty liberals and conservatives together.
It's been my experience that libertarians are narcissistic contrarians incapable of nuanced thought, and just about the most annoying motherfuckers you'd ever wanna meet. I will not join you. You are dumb-dumbs. For the most part anyway. Actually u describe pretty much what I think libertarianism is all about: feeling superior to mainstream liberals and conservatives.
Oh, so you smoke weed what a shock. Im a musician and I smoke weed so that's makes me dumb right. Smart people sing karaoke all the time ok. And it's "I guess you are a dummy after all".
Ok SpiffyFloyd. First of all some of my best friends who sing karaoke are bikers ok so if you call me a stupid then you are calling them stupid as well and let it be shure that I will let them know about this message that you wrote. Also Lawyers and also a doctor sings karaoke. So the only one who we are laughing at is you you dick. I just knew it that liberals has to stoop to low levels.
Yes, that's right, I'm calling your biker friends stupid. Also I called you stupid not "a stupid", it's spelled "sure", there's no need to capitalize "lawyers", it would be "liberals HAVE to stoop...", and it's Spliffy (a term for marijuana) not Spiffy. But I'm sure your intellectual ineptitude is confined to matters of grammar, spelling, etc. and I've no reason to doubt your political acumen...except I've never met anyone smart who sings karaoke. Yeah, I guess you are dummy after all.
You are not funny, but believe you are. This is a tremendous problem for those of us with a real sense of humor. You must kill yourself. Please, please, please kill yourself.
You liberals are all the same. Talking shit while the country is going down the drain. And don't even think of blaming this on someone else because it dosent fly anymore.
I can't imagine the kind of person that not only enjoys karaoke, but is so proud of his passion that he, without irony, chooses the (staggeringly uncreative) name "Karaoke4ever". Karaoke sucks, you suck, your family sucks, all your friends suck. I've never met you but I need only SEE YOUR NAME to know that u are an astonishingly stupid human being. Don't u know karaoke is a fucking joke? People are laughing at you, asshole. It's make-believe for loser adults. But you're proud of it. Astonishing.
What makes you think I'm a liberal? The fact that you interpreted my comedic criticism as a political one leads me to believe that you view comedy through a political prism; if you agree with someone's politics you guffaw like an ass and if you disagree you don't allow yourself to laugh at all. This is the sure mark of a dummy. If I'm wrong I do apologize. (thrust, thrust, thrust)
I thought you were most likely a liberal partly because you were called one during an argument. I also thought you are most likely a liberal because of your mixture of hostility and pseudo-intellectualism. You act like a liberal. At this point, I have still not seen you deny to me or karaoke that you are one. I saw the possibility that you are not one, in which case it was worth making my comment any way because it was still a chance to make fun of liberals since an asshole was called one.
I don't recall making any intellectual argument, pseudo or otherwise. My guess is that you saw my use of proper grammar and basic grasp of the language and thought "liberal". And, being a perceptive fellow, you nailed me right down, hoss. I'm as liberal as as Rush Limbaugh's application of tartar sauce. But if, as you say, it wasn't the humor thing then I was wrong and do apologize.
You don't remember making an intellectual argument? You have been doing nothing but arguing, and I don't mean that word with the connotation of mere verbal confrontation. You have been speaking syllogistically in a very snooty way and trying to put out the vibe that you are intellectually superior. You are definitely more intelligent than most liberals, though. Most liberals are street trash who don't know shit. You should use your intelligence to be libertarian instead.
Now u're gonna go & scare me off with that "syllogistically" business! I made a supposition that u were a dummy, and a constructive critique of this asshole's comedy, but if u wanna call those arguments I won't fight u on it. However the statement that karaoke sucks is, I'm afraid, inarguable. Actually tho, the "syllogistically" kinda got me excited but it took u no more than a sentence to disappoint me. "Most liberals are street trash who don't know shit." Rather unremarkable wouldn't u say?
Yeah, agreed. Stuart Smalley is a bit of a loud mouth when it comes to politics, so I can imagine him reacting when he lost. And then strangely, he won. Only in America can you lose an election and then win it. Oh well. Go Senator Smalley! Dogonnit, people (well, almost half of voters in Minnesota) like you!
the only thing i hate more than bill o'reilly is some cheese dick pecker head pretending to be bill o'reilly. i hope you get hit by car walking to your car after your yoga class. fag!
I love when republicans identify themselves with their lack of verbal skills and homophobic statements. it makes it easy to know where to send the short yellow bus in the morning.
He did not... like Michael Jackson did not molest those kids. I mean after would you want some milk-toast like Gore in the White House after 9/11? He cant even win an election let alone lead the free world, he lied about global warming, because if he really believed in that BS then he would tear down his 92 room mansion and live i a tent. That would be too "inconvenient" for him
Who got the most votes.Now your denying the existence of global warming! tell that to almost every scientist in the wold O wait your right not them smart people there retards!right
How did your guy turn out again--oh yeah, he allowed 9/11 on his watch. And Mr. Gore did win, it was just stolen by your "evildoers." BTW, you spelled milquetoast wrong, you troll. Typical rightwingnut, full of crap.
I'm pretty sure we wouldn't go to war in iraq and would have killed osama in borah torah unlike bush. We wouldn't have to pay china billions for the loans to fight this war
I have to speak out in favor of Governor Ventura. He appointed a good system of commissioners and kept our state's civic and educational infrastructure strong while at the same time not giving us ludicrous taxes. If our current governor were half as capable, I'd be glad.
Note: our current governor is Tim Pawlenty, widely thought to be a surefire republican candidate for president in 2012.
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There is no doubt this election was stolen.On election day this goofball was 700+ votes down, yet after a few months of election fraud magically he is 300+ votes up. This fruitcake should be arrested. I am glad I do not live in Minnesota.
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Franken is Sarah Palin's DICKLESS and BALLESS BITCH and PUSSY! Palin is a SUPERIOR politician and statesman than this ass-clown of ass-clowns could ever be. She is also MORE MAN than he is for Franken wears the skirt in his family while his wife wears the pants! When Palin becomes POTUS, she WILL EXPOSE his PUSSY for the whole world to see!
Palin is the dumb ass person i ever seen. franken is a real Minnesotan, it was our vote not yours and in Minnesota we don't care who wears the pants they just have to be smart to get elected unlike in Alaska we want the smart person not the pretty face dumb ass.
you guys elected jesse 'the body" ventura to the governorship, Drdumb007. that didn't teach you guys a thing?
in franken, not only did you get the pretty face and spandex pants,but you got a pretty dumb, dumb ass.
i thought you guys were "progressive"...progressively regressive.
Franken's minnesnota:
where all the epidermis is pasty; where all the politicians are flunkies and where all the people are pasty and flaky. that's franken's show from lake truthbegone!!
Sir , you are ignorant and dumb! Jesse Ventura gave use a light rail and gave use a better educational system theirs a reason MN is one of the smartest states. Franken went to Harvard and I'm positive he'll be a good senator.
i've surmised you haven't benefited from the body's better educational system. case in point: "franken went to harvard and i'm positive he'll be a good senator." what a maroon.
So someone from Texas, Tennessee, or Wisconsin is automatically arrogant? I see..... And by the way it's where not were. You must be from whichever state has the lowest IQ. k thx
Dr.Dumb, quit digging yourself in deeper. You are a ridiculous disaster of a commenter. stick to eating your cheese curds, lutkefish and rooting for domed teams. you deserve al franken.
lol Democrats rule both houses, and white house so I don't care, your right wing propaganda doesn't work anymore. fake conservative shit hahaha its the end of the republicans.
you are so dumb, you probably would be comfortable with one party rule. god, you are so dumb, i'll let you have last word just to watch you embarrass yourself...again. and after you do, fuck off!
unfortunately, i don't think this is the end of right wingers in this country. they're temporarily defeated, but i think they'll get power again in the future.
Stop drinking now, or put one of those things on your computer where you have to blow into a breathalizer or do remedial math before you can post. You're embarrassing yourself.
I teach 7th grade and I make my students watch Oreilly's show atleast twice a week, and submit summaries of his talking points every week. Oreilly is the only man left with a backbone in the media.
back before your father left your mother before you were born, he should have taught you not to complain about things in which you dont understand or cannot comprehend from the small cranial mass located directly above those beady eyes
Your name says it all. Do you print out your posts and masterbate to them? I only ask because you have replaced Bill as the biggest wanker on planet Earth.
Go and do something American;pay your mastercard with your visa or vice-versa.
Headsup-- uh uh uh your film here is stupid I would give you a minus star if I could- I'm a democrat by the way- why do you bother putting out junk like this- it's as if you have no ability to discern what is pure shit and what's half way decent- this is definitely the former if you want to start developing your faculties.
A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand
kubush, dont even bother. it is funny to see these conspiracy idiots run into walls, but not worth it to knock sense into their retarded minds. theyre sad, sad individuals who need friends/ a life.
Jews love the fact that Arabs who they are trying to ethnically cleanse from their Zionist homeland can be universally hated by the entire world for 9/11. Let go of your hatred for your Arab cousin and open your mind to reality. It's easy to believe all the evidence once you open your mind. The WTC 7 neatly collapsed debris footprint was 730 ºC/1346 ºF five days after the collapse. Without jet fuel the only office fire to melt steel and pulverize concrete? No ... it was thermite.
Gotta love the hypocrisy. Coleman calls Franken a dusche bag for not conceding the election 11/5/08. When the mandatory final recount falls in Franken's favor Coleman goes to court to fight it.
Exact transcript of this video. "um uh um um uh mr o'reilly uh uh sorry to uh to interrupt uh uh before the show uh sir uh just we uh we have some news uh it appears that uh that that al franken uh al franken is going to win the the uh senate seat in uh in minnesota"
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Coleman won. When a crooked lying judge is bribed or blackmailed by Soros into claiming an election has been won with more paper ballots counted than there are registered voters that's about as legitimate as Saddam's
election with pre-voted ballots for Saddam. Let us note Saddam ended up swinging on rope
and neither Al Franken nor Soros' chickenhawk house negro can raise the dead. Saddam will be still dead four years from now, I'll bet.
if only.. if only
xadam2dudex 5 months ago
Did Franken sue this jerk? Because if he didnt, why not? I've never heard such obvious slander&defamation in my life, all based on name calling alone Open shut. Secondly, Franken is a very intelligent man& has a sense of humor..contrast that to Oreilly who has a sick mean lump of shit for a soul, and spreads nazi hate on FOX.,.and there you go. Franken exposed Oreilly, Oteilly countered by slanderous name calling. Gee..no real ammunition Bill? Guess not. Go masturbate on the phone some more,.ass
dickhurtzfromholden 10 months ago
It's interesting that when there is a close election and the Democrat is trailing in votes:
1) 'Misplaced' ballots miraculously show up at the crucial last minute..
AND
2) The newly found ballots have enough votes for the Democrat to win the election.
acrovader 11 months ago
O'Reilly looks so much better in a leather mask, at the end of a chain, licking Michelle Bachman's spike heels.
haIIucinex 11 months ago
Meh... could have been funnier. Like dubbing in one of his other rants at the end.
That would have taken som effort though... so ... meh, let's smoke some pot instead.
TheWitchOvAgnesi 1 year ago
lol!!..that was funny
tigerzebra 1 year ago
Ah, if only it had gone down like this!
RadarKat73080 1 year ago
that happened to me too when i heard the news. poor bill, poor me.
ldaccardi 1 year ago
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O'Reilly is a nigger!
Vetwolf13 1 year ago
Simpleton Franken
What were you thinking Minnesota ?
mstaff657 2 years ago
"Hello America!"
Shouldn't we always refer to them as "banana Republicans," not Republicans?
Who else but "banana Republicans" could support unlimited executive power, family dynasties (Duvaliers, Bushes), secret renditions to torture chambers, mercenary armies, 100-year wars, warrantless wiretaps, McCarthyite witch hunts, and the end of habeas corpus?
You'd have to want to live in a banana republic.
Forget the elephant, Republicans, here comes the chaquita!
Glen R. Beck,
"the real Beck"
glenbeckbites 2 years ago 3
You have an inexcusably naive understanding of history my friend.
mhaug123 2 years ago
Please educate us my friend.
Mojomofogojo 2 years ago
@glenbeckbites Yeah these family dynasties are obviously a "Banana Republican" idea especially the Kennedy clan and the Clintons... oh wait weren't they democrats? Open mouth, insert foot. Dill weed!
LiberalsRuiningUSA 2 years ago
@glenbeckbites Democrats are the same. Currently Obama is going to write an executive order, to usurp the congress. Both parties are the same, and totalitarian in nature.
asleeperj 3 months ago
@asleeperj Boy... it's REALLY GOOD to have one of you DOUCHEBAG clairevoyants to tell us what Obama is gonna do... (How about the next couple sets of LOTTERY NUMBERS you FUCKING MORON!??!?!?)
darreth0104 2 months ago
@darreth0104 Turns out I was right!! OMG I must be clairvoyant!!!
Your losing lottery numbers are, now right this down, 1 8 23 25 44. Did i just hit another one?
Oct, 28: "President Obama signed two more executive memorandums today, saying they will help employment at a time when congressional Republicans are blocking his $447 billion jobs bill." USA Today.
asleeperj 2 months ago
@darreth0104 Seriously though, Obama is no different than Bush was. We live in a single party system. All leaning toward Statism. It's sad, but true. You can't blame me because I voted Bob Barr, you only have yourselves to blame. (speaking to the other 2 parties.)
asleeperj 2 months ago
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@asleeperj Are you REALLY that FUCKING NAIVE??? We would have been "JUST FINE" if we had voted in a REPUG??? There is NO WAY you can MEAN THAT,,, And if you are SERIOUS... you probably need to seek SERIOUS professional HELP!!! SOON!
darreth0104 2 months ago
@glenbeckbites Bush and Obama are related, Obama is no different. He extended the patriot act, and hates the 4th amendment by doing so. I see no difference. The last real president was JFK. everyone after was just a puppet.
asleeperj 2 months ago
uh uh uh um uh um uh
quiksix25 2 years ago
Weak
Robikus 2 years ago
fat girls dont know how to suck a dick!!!
hoshikagebeto 2 years ago
relevent
harveystewart 2 years ago
incredibly unfunny
jaredbradford 2 years ago
LOL, stuart smalley acting like a senator. Too much. as clinton said, a willing suspension of disbelief. How can a turd be a senator ?? No way. It's gotta be a nightmare.............
joeasmythe 2 years ago
@joeasmythe well a turd was president from 2001 until 2009.
exbronco1980 2 years ago
What a stupid video....
mahnameiswin 2 years ago 2
this is dumb, and i vote Democrat usually. Try and actually be funny.
Flipper79able 2 years ago
How is this not funny. Franken faked his way into a senator seat and Bill is pissed. Pretty simple.
GatorReels 2 years ago
Ya.....Hilarious.
Flipper79able 2 years ago
Especially after being released from privatized U.S. prisons. Google: National Public Service Council To Abolish Private Prisons
SpliffyFloyd 2 years ago
So I don't buy the deterrent thing.
SpliffyFloyd 2 years ago
AK's don't really make any difference over other guns when dealing with one intruder or attacker, but they are great for taking on small gangs.
thimoneus 2 years ago
Yeah, gangs. i.e guys that have AK's too, and are gonna be robbing somebody anyway cause that's what they do. A hard bunch to deter, those lads.
SpliffyFloyd 2 years ago
Gangs are much more afraid of people with good weapons than they are of people without them. Besides, it's not all about deterrent. It's also about the right of people to have a chance to fight back.
thimoneus 2 years ago
Black & white is so much easier to interpret than shades of gray.
SpliffyFloyd 2 years ago
Yeah, Ron Paul is such a dumb ass. So is Harry Browne. We are not anarchists. We believe in government. We just think it needs to be shrunk big time. We do think our philosophy is better than the others, but at least we don't act like snooty liberals about it. Interestingly, we are far more liberal than Democrats on several issues. Keep supporting the war on drugs, mindless prostitution stings, and putting us further and further into debt. Sooner or later we really will have anarchy.
thimoneus 2 years ago
Conservatives represent black, liberals represent white, and libertarians represent shades of grey. We are not all liberal or all conservative. We are a mixture. Being such requires critical thinking on every issue. Conservatives: Me get rich and impose Jesus. Liberals: Me hate conservatives and oppose them on absolutely everything unconditionally. Libertarians: Let's really think about every issue.
thimoneus 2 years ago
I thought libertarianism was socially liberal and economically conservative. Am I wrong on that? What is the role of government in mainstream, Ron Paul libertarianism? Maintain infrastructure and the military and that's essentially it, right? We're not talking privately owned highways with no speed limits and AK-47s at Wal-Mart are we? Because many libertarians I've talked to would tout those kinds of things as achievements were they able to realize them.
SpliffyFloyd 2 years ago
Yes, libertarianism is socially liberal and economically conservative. However, there is a spectrum of degrees to which individual libertarians are socially liberal and economically conservative. Some are closer to being anarchists than others. Personally, I don't think there is a sensible way to privatize the roads. We need government for that. I also think we need police, courts, a military, copyright laws, treasurers, and a few other government services, but not much more.
thimoneus 2 years ago
Also, unlike a lot of libertarians, I believe in giving to the disabled, which includes the severely mentally ill. I don't believe in giving to the lazy, however. They can turn to private charity until they decide to take care of themselves. And very unlike most libertarians, I believe we at times need to meddle in the affairs of other nations. World War II is the best example of that. Harry Browne thinks we should have stayed out of that war, and Ron Paul is anti-Civil War. Not me.
thimoneus 2 years ago
AK's at Wal Mart? I think that should be legal, but I also think it would really hurt Wal Mart's business if they sold them, so they would not sell them. Pawn shops and other places probably would, and such availability would scare the ever living bejesus out of potential attackers and burglars. I think it would result in a safer society.
thimoneus 2 years ago
As a former B&E man myself, I can tell u that if u're considering entering a home and u think there's a possibility u will be fired upon, u don't enter that home, regardless of the firepower of the occupant. U aren't going 2 be less likely to rob a guy with an AK than u are 2 rob a guy with a Mossberg pump & a Glock19. A gun is a gun, and if 1 is in play u find another target. Unless u're the type that doesn't mind that kind of action, in which case u probably aren't gonna be put off by an AK.
SpliffyFloyd 2 years ago
Sometimes u need big government, sometimes u need little or none, but nuance-challenged folks need an ethos that relieves them of the burden of critical thought. Makes them nervous when they actually have 2 examine their own ideas & how they're applied 2 a given situation, so why not join up with an outfit that explains everything for u? "Government's always bad, huh? Yessir I believe that sounds like a position I can understand. No thinking required!"
SpliffyFloyd 2 years ago
Couple more things: Just from a message standpoint u guys should figure out whether to go with "street trash bums who don't know shit", or "pointy-headed, intellectual, limousine-elitists". Just for PR's sake, u know? U could tell I was liberal because of my snootiness but most of us are street trash? I guess that would account for all the snooty, condescending rabble I see in the street when I'm on my way to score heroin,sexually corrupt young children, and aide my terrorist friends.
SpliffyFloyd 2 years ago
Liberals come in many forms. The majority are street trash, but those are not the ones who reach high places and have a big presence. It's the snooty ones who do that. I know liberals well. I used to be one. Now I am a libertarian and feel at least a little bit more sane. Come and join us. Then we can make fun of trashy and snooty liberals and conservatives together.
thimoneus 2 years ago
It's been my experience that libertarians are narcissistic contrarians incapable of nuanced thought, and just about the most annoying motherfuckers you'd ever wanna meet. I will not join you. You are dumb-dumbs. For the most part anyway. Actually u describe pretty much what I think libertarianism is all about: feeling superior to mainstream liberals and conservatives.
SpliffyFloyd 2 years ago
Oh, so you smoke weed what a shock. Im a musician and I smoke weed so that's makes me dumb right. Smart people sing karaoke all the time ok. And it's "I guess you are a dummy after all".
karaoke4ever 2 years ago
What did I say wrong? And no, that's doesn't make you dumb.
SpliffyFloyd 2 years ago
Ok SpiffyFloyd. First of all some of my best friends who sing karaoke are bikers ok so if you call me a stupid then you are calling them stupid as well and let it be shure that I will let them know about this message that you wrote. Also Lawyers and also a doctor sings karaoke. So the only one who we are laughing at is you you dick. I just knew it that liberals has to stoop to low levels.
karaoke4ever 2 years ago
Yes, that's right, I'm calling your biker friends stupid. Also I called you stupid not "a stupid", it's spelled "sure", there's no need to capitalize "lawyers", it would be "liberals HAVE to stoop...", and it's Spliffy (a term for marijuana) not Spiffy. But I'm sure your intellectual ineptitude is confined to matters of grammar, spelling, etc. and I've no reason to doubt your political acumen...except I've never met anyone smart who sings karaoke. Yeah, I guess you are dummy after all.
SpliffyFloyd 2 years ago
You are not funny, but believe you are. This is a tremendous problem for those of us with a real sense of humor. You must kill yourself. Please, please, please kill yourself.
SpliffyFloyd 2 years ago
You liberals are all the same. Talking shit while the country is going down the drain. And don't even think of blaming this on someone else because it dosent fly anymore.
karaoke4ever 2 years ago
I can't imagine the kind of person that not only enjoys karaoke, but is so proud of his passion that he, without irony, chooses the (staggeringly uncreative) name "Karaoke4ever". Karaoke sucks, you suck, your family sucks, all your friends suck. I've never met you but I need only SEE YOUR NAME to know that u are an astonishingly stupid human being. Don't u know karaoke is a fucking joke? People are laughing at you, asshole. It's make-believe for loser adults. But you're proud of it. Astonishing.
SpliffyFloyd 2 years ago
I thought liberals were supposed to be tolerant and compassionate. (chuckle)
thimoneus 2 years ago
What makes you think I'm a liberal? The fact that you interpreted my comedic criticism as a political one leads me to believe that you view comedy through a political prism; if you agree with someone's politics you guffaw like an ass and if you disagree you don't allow yourself to laugh at all. This is the sure mark of a dummy. If I'm wrong I do apologize. (thrust, thrust, thrust)
SpliffyFloyd 2 years ago
I thought you were most likely a liberal partly because you were called one during an argument. I also thought you are most likely a liberal because of your mixture of hostility and pseudo-intellectualism. You act like a liberal. At this point, I have still not seen you deny to me or karaoke that you are one. I saw the possibility that you are not one, in which case it was worth making my comment any way because it was still a chance to make fun of liberals since an asshole was called one.
thimoneus 2 years ago
Thus, your hypothesis is incorrect. Is mine?
thimoneus 2 years ago
I don't recall making any intellectual argument, pseudo or otherwise. My guess is that you saw my use of proper grammar and basic grasp of the language and thought "liberal". And, being a perceptive fellow, you nailed me right down, hoss. I'm as liberal as as Rush Limbaugh's application of tartar sauce. But if, as you say, it wasn't the humor thing then I was wrong and do apologize.
SpliffyFloyd 2 years ago
You don't remember making an intellectual argument? You have been doing nothing but arguing, and I don't mean that word with the connotation of mere verbal confrontation. You have been speaking syllogistically in a very snooty way and trying to put out the vibe that you are intellectually superior. You are definitely more intelligent than most liberals, though. Most liberals are street trash who don't know shit. You should use your intelligence to be libertarian instead.
thimoneus 2 years ago
Now u're gonna go & scare me off with that "syllogistically" business! I made a supposition that u were a dummy, and a constructive critique of this asshole's comedy, but if u wanna call those arguments I won't fight u on it. However the statement that karaoke sucks is, I'm afraid, inarguable. Actually tho, the "syllogistically" kinda got me excited but it took u no more than a sentence to disappoint me. "Most liberals are street trash who don't know shit." Rather unremarkable wouldn't u say?
SpliffyFloyd 2 years ago
This is probably exactly how Franken reacted when he initially lost.
nonamelef 2 years ago
Yeah, agreed. Stuart Smalley is a bit of a loud mouth when it comes to politics, so I can imagine him reacting when he lost. And then strangely, he won. Only in America can you lose an election and then win it. Oh well. Go Senator Smalley! Dogonnit, people (well, almost half of voters in Minnesota) like you!
mr69stwhcw 2 years ago
resist clicking me :P
Oreillyisthebest 2 years ago
Al is great. Bill is a douche.
mediacritic 2 years ago 2
the only thing i hate more than bill o'reilly is some cheese dick pecker head pretending to be bill o'reilly. i hope you get hit by car walking to your car after your yoga class. fag!
nine1funk 2 years ago
I love when republicans identify themselves with their lack of verbal skills and homophobic statements. it makes it easy to know where to send the short yellow bus in the morning.
Mutedvox 2 years ago 10
uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
theMNmetaldude 2 years ago
Al Franken is a failed comic, that's why he has drooled his way into the funny house that we call DC.
stopper90004 2 years ago
and you have failed at life
dopiandgaytoni 2 years ago
u & al are the fucking queer idoit,lick al in the ass. him an barney franks are bumping dick in the WH
Blackeyedpeas1937 2 years ago
You´ve got a vivid imagination. It´s obvious to everyone who reads your little fantasy why that image is in your head.
oalemdemadrid 2 years ago
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AL IS A FUDGEPACKING QUEER
Blackeyedpeas1937 2 years ago
WHAT A FU@#$@ IDIOT UR
jaysatx42 2 years ago
and your father took up the shitpipe from your grandpa
whats your point,polesmoker??
dopiandgaytoni 2 years ago
Great clip. A day without RepubTards.
concrusher72 2 years ago 3
haha i wish this would happen to o'reilly!
redsweatsocks 2 years ago
I'm afraid I have to disagree with some of you!
Al Franken WON'T be a good Senator...
...He'll be a GREAT SENATOR!
Retardigion 2 years ago 2
this is gay
LounginApe 2 years ago
Finally he's dead. *parties with Al Franken*
Vergil10k 2 years ago
O'Reilly couldn't get elected dog catcher.
bubba5000 2 years ago 3
So, you don't deny it?
Crimble67 2 years ago
Win the senate seat? Don't you mean steal?
Crimble67 2 years ago
Like bush stole prez 2000 from gore?
DRdisaster007 2 years ago
He did not... like Michael Jackson did not molest those kids. I mean after would you want some milk-toast like Gore in the White House after 9/11? He cant even win an election let alone lead the free world, he lied about global warming, because if he really believed in that BS then he would tear down his 92 room mansion and live i a tent. That would be too "inconvenient" for him
jonjon121724 2 years ago
Who got the most votes.Now your denying the existence of global warming! tell that to almost every scientist in the wold O wait your right not them smart people there retards!right
DRdisaster007 2 years ago
How did your guy turn out again--oh yeah, he allowed 9/11 on his watch. And Mr. Gore did win, it was just stolen by your "evildoers." BTW, you spelled milquetoast wrong, you troll. Typical rightwingnut, full of crap.
vonBeavis 2 years ago 10
I'm pretty sure we wouldn't go to war in iraq and would have killed osama in borah torah unlike bush. We wouldn't have to pay china billions for the loans to fight this war
DRdisaster007 2 years ago
HELL YEAH!! a fillibuster proof senate!! now finally we can get some things done around here!!
MOBROOKS 2 years ago
I have to speak out in favor of Governor Ventura. He appointed a good system of commissioners and kept our state's civic and educational infrastructure strong while at the same time not giving us ludicrous taxes. If our current governor were half as capable, I'd be glad.
Note: our current governor is Tim Pawlenty, widely thought to be a surefire republican candidate for president in 2012.
curbsideprophetlz 2 years ago
Coleman was just another loser like Palin.
Learnthetruth100 2 years ago
THATS SO FREAKIN TRUE!
econchick 2 years ago
May I introduce you -
The new - senator from Minnesota
and his ugly wife -
Al Franken and his starving moon pig ! NICE TEETH BABY !
mstaff657 2 years ago
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There is no doubt this election was stolen.On election day this goofball was 700+ votes down, yet after a few months of election fraud magically he is 300+ votes up. This fruitcake should be arrested. I am glad I do not live in Minnesota.
hawkermustang 2 years ago
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Franken is Sarah Palin's DICKLESS and BALLESS BITCH and PUSSY! Palin is a SUPERIOR politician and statesman than this ass-clown of ass-clowns could ever be. She is also MORE MAN than he is for Franken wears the skirt in his family while his wife wears the pants! When Palin becomes POTUS, she WILL EXPOSE his PUSSY for the whole world to see!
ecwaufisxtreme 2 years ago
Great parody of a witless wingnut.
Bravo!
PolitikalJunkie 2 years ago
Palin is the dumb ass person i ever seen. franken is a real Minnesotan, it was our vote not yours and in Minnesota we don't care who wears the pants they just have to be smart to get elected unlike in Alaska we want the smart person not the pretty face dumb ass.
DRdisaster007 2 years ago 2
you guys elected jesse 'the body" ventura to the governorship, Drdumb007. that didn't teach you guys a thing?
in franken, not only did you get the pretty face and spandex pants,but you got a pretty dumb, dumb ass.
i thought you guys were "progressive"...progressively regressive.
Franken's minnesnota:
where all the epidermis is pasty; where all the politicians are flunkies and where all the people are pasty and flaky. that's franken's show from lake truthbegone!!
drive safely and vote twicely!
sharpasaneraser 2 years ago
Sir , you are ignorant and dumb! Jesse Ventura gave use a light rail and gave use a better educational system theirs a reason MN is one of the smartest states. Franken went to Harvard and I'm positive he'll be a good senator.
DRdisaster007 2 years ago
i've surmised you haven't benefited from the body's better educational system. case in point: "franken went to harvard and i'm positive he'll be a good senator." what a maroon.
sharpasaneraser 2 years ago
Ok that's my opinion I'm sorry you would vote for a guy you could have a beer with But i would vote for the smart one.
DRdisaster007 2 years ago
i thought the library was closed today.
good morning, drdumbfuck007!
sharpasaneraser 2 years ago
Were are you from Texas. Tennessee, Wisconsin? You seem to be very arrogant.
DRdisaster007 2 years ago
So someone from Texas, Tennessee, or Wisconsin is automatically arrogant? I see..... And by the way it's where not were. You must be from whichever state has the lowest IQ. k thx
Valor85 2 years ago
WTF I was being sarcastic something you apparently don't know. My dad's from Texas and i Like Tennessee And I'm from Minnesota.
DRdisaster007 2 years ago
Dr.Dumb, quit digging yourself in deeper. You are a ridiculous disaster of a commenter. stick to eating your cheese curds, lutkefish and rooting for domed teams. you deserve al franken.
sharpasaneraser 2 years ago
You are a dumbfuck with no sense of rationality.
DRdisaster007 2 years ago
your chickens are definitely going to come home to roost. enjoy your motley fool in the senate, dr.dumbassIQ7.
sharpasaneraser 2 years ago
lol Democrats rule both houses, and white house so I don't care, your right wing propaganda doesn't work anymore. fake conservative shit hahaha its the end of the republicans.
DRdisaster007 2 years ago
i'm not a republican, dr.dumbassIQ7.
you are so dumb, you probably would be comfortable with one party rule. god, you are so dumb, i'll let you have last word just to watch you embarrass yourself...again. and after you do, fuck off!
sharpasaneraser 2 years ago
Oh im sorry I can't read your mind!
Dumbass I'm an independent i want more than one party and more than two parties too.
DRdisaster007 2 years ago
If your not a republican what the Fuck are you!
DRdisaster007 2 years ago
unfortunately, i don't think this is the end of right wingers in this country. they're temporarily defeated, but i think they'll get power again in the future.
exbronco1980 2 years ago
True if the dumbass democrats do something the'll succeed but it doesn't look like that.
DRdisaster007 2 years ago
You say the word "democrat" as if it had a meaning. Youre a TOOL.
Seigu007 2 years ago
WTF democrat, republican blue white green thy dod'nt have meaning right there just words
DRdisaster007 2 years ago
Dear ecwaufixtreme:
Stop drinking now, or put one of those things on your computer where you have to blow into a breathalizer or do remedial math before you can post. You're embarrassing yourself.
charblevins 2 years ago
LOL!
brukins 2 years ago
This proves any clown can run our government.
hawkermustang 2 years ago
Democrats knew that eight years ago! Join the party, have a drink.
trallala 2 years ago
well apparently you didn't learn from it did you?
ultimatetalesfan19 2 years ago
yeah any clown who went to Harvard
DRdisaster007 2 years ago
What happened to my background?
IndiMusicLover 2 years ago
HAHAHA!
Beautiful.
biminitwst 2 years ago
Oh, if only his head would explode!
RadarKat73080 2 years ago
Headzup , You are a DichHead !!!
I hate Bill Falafa, but I hate shit youTube
sites More.
xeldon3 2 years ago
That is good.
Renagade70 2 years ago
hilarious! Bill is probably the biggest wanker on the planet.
justgetsome 2 years ago 8
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I teach 7th grade and I make my students watch Oreilly's show atleast twice a week, and submit summaries of his talking points every week. Oreilly is the only man left with a backbone in the media.
wastintimelikitsfree 2 years ago
I really feel bad for your kids. If i were a parent I certainly wouldn't want you anywhere near my children.
justgetsome 2 years ago 2
You should be arrested for child abuse!
RadarKat73080 2 years ago
Wow your SN really says it all, wastintimelikitsfree. You waste those kids time
seestickglue232 2 years ago
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back before your father left your mother before you were born, he should have taught you not to complain about things in which you dont understand or cannot comprehend from the small cranial mass located directly above those beady eyes
wastintimelikitsfree 2 years ago
Your name says it all. Do you print out your posts and masterbate to them? I only ask because you have replaced Bill as the biggest wanker on planet Earth.
Go and do something American;pay your mastercard with your visa or vice-versa.
justgetsome 2 years ago 2
LOL, you wish you were american
wastintimelikitsfree 2 years ago
I was born in Sackets Harbor NY. I am American.
justgetsome 2 years ago
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OReilly for president!!!!
#1 show on cable news it dominates for 26 months!
OREILLY is the greatest!!
wastintimelikitsfree 2 years ago
i really hope you not a teacher! lol
circlestream 2 years ago
Headsup-- uh uh uh your film here is stupid I would give you a minus star if I could- I'm a democrat by the way- why do you bother putting out junk like this- it's as if you have no ability to discern what is pure shit and what's half way decent- this is definitely the former if you want to start developing your faculties.
ambroulard 2 years ago
You mean like Franken did back in November? What a shady fraudulent "win"....liberal conspiracy is rampant in this terrible country.
flyshoe19 2 years ago
has franken even oficcialy won yet?
i thought coleman was taking his case to the supreme court?
bennybob1001 2 years ago
Yes, the recount required by law found Al Franken the winner. The polling canvas board declared
Franken the winner.
pattykad 2 years ago
No, Franken has not officially won yet. this is clear election fraud and it needs to be addressed
bluegsp 2 years ago
I'm actually going to count how many um, uhs, and other non-words this video has in 32 seconds.
Total: 19
Learntotalk
majinspy 2 years ago
That is the point.
GnosticAtheist 2 years ago
Youre an idiot
CinemaEpic 2 years ago
uh uh uh and uh uh uh mr o. uh uh uh ..
my god that is irritating.
majinspy 2 years ago
yay!
pahlbastyr 2 years ago
That shitty joke could have been 6 seconds.
misterdix 2 years ago
ho hum. franken will do just fine. he'll run minnesota...right into the ground.
bubs848 2 years ago
Uh... uh... uh... uhhhhhhhhhh... uhhhh... uhh uhhhhh uh ... uh.... Um... uhhhh... uhhhh... uh... uh... uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... uh... uh... uhhhhhhhh....
wzdew 2 years ago
Bill Oreilly should run for something!
Cause people are getting wise to the party of Talking Heads.
It may be time for the party's ( ARGUING HEADS) to take Charge!
BILL OREILLY
RUSH LIMBURGER
NANCY DISGRACE,
ANN KOLTERGEIST
SEAN HANNITY for, for, for, Something!
jor99912 2 years ago
Don't forget Greta Van Sneerin'...
alkh3myst 2 years ago
I never heard that before! That's so perfect
for her!
pattykad 2 years ago
Thank you. I hope it catches on, since she has a perpetual sneer on her hideous face.
alkh3myst 2 years ago
Pssst.... Norm, you lost.
By the way right-wingers - How's that "Permanent Republican Majority" thing working out for you?
ObamavictoryUW 2 years ago 9
Ah, if only.......
RadarKat73080 2 years ago 2
I liked it! (Predictable, but good nonetheless!)
armanflint 2 years ago
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A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand
vggfgvgdfsfgsd 3 years ago
kubush, dont even bother. it is funny to see these conspiracy idiots run into walls, but not worth it to knock sense into their retarded minds. theyre sad, sad individuals who need friends/ a life.
sintetsu 3 years ago
Jews love the fact that Arabs who they are trying to ethnically cleanse from their Zionist homeland can be universally hated by the entire world for 9/11. Let go of your hatred for your Arab cousin and open your mind to reality. It's easy to believe all the evidence once you open your mind. The WTC 7 neatly collapsed debris footprint was 730 ºC/1346 ºF five days after the collapse. Without jet fuel the only office fire to melt steel and pulverize concrete? No ... it was thermite.
undiesinabunch 2 years ago
Lol
Jmage585 3 years ago
one star because the joke sucks
deuxhardboiledeggs 3 years ago
Ohhh shit. OPh man, Oh man.
We must have being doing something good to get this gift.
Now we only need to elect Keith Obermann in 2010, Maybe O'Reilly, Hannity and Limbaugh get a potent hard attack that leave them petrified.
Al Franken and Barney Frank, should joint force an make a task force to go over the corruption and dishonesty in AM conservative media.
JerezJulio 3 years ago
Worst video on YouTube, and that's saying A WHOLE FUCKIN' LOT.
Illumirage 3 years ago 3
uh uh uh uh
._.
lilkittehgirl123 3 years ago
Thank you for another Wonderful video.
spock8585 3 years ago
should've taken the "fuckin' thing sucks" soundbite...
gobbledygookie 3 years ago
uh was annoying
AcdcfreakRocks 3 years ago
Gotta love the hypocrisy. Coleman calls Franken a dusche bag for not conceding the election 11/5/08. When the mandatory final recount falls in Franken's favor Coleman goes to court to fight it.
undiesinabunch 3 years ago 2
What the hell was that an Obama imitator?
drewbeda1 3 years ago
if only his head really would have exploded, then the vile disgusting hate the pours form his mouth on a daily bases would stop!
noonegaf 3 years ago
Your talking ruined it.
bernople 3 years ago
Exact transcript of this video. "um uh um um uh mr o'reilly uh uh sorry to uh to interrupt uh uh before the show uh sir uh just we uh we have some news uh it appears that uh that that al franken uh al franken is going to win the the uh senate seat in uh in minnesota"
Is speaking hard for you? :(
Shiggity123 3 years ago
uh uh uh uh uh... how many times can you say "uh" in one video
Shiggity123 3 years ago
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Coleman won. When a crooked lying judge is bribed or blackmailed by Soros into claiming an election has been won with more paper ballots counted than there are registered voters that's about as legitimate as Saddam's
election with pre-voted ballots for Saddam. Let us note Saddam ended up swinging on rope
and neither Al Franken nor Soros' chickenhawk house negro can raise the dead. Saddam will be still dead four years from now, I'll bet.
Texasjim2007 3 years ago
Wow. You're like and honest to God crazy person. I love crazy people! Let's be friends!
eddiesocket 3 years ago