Twilight Parody- Real Vampires Don't Sparkle

[ROhjklyuiop]

Hahaha I loved the ending.

[N2B814]

XDDD

[Marina9417SP]

love it!

[geowaters]

:27 funniest bit

[akumatekkusu666]

it be more interesting if it was about lesbian daywalkers XD

[wingawap]

Funny, all these people claiming to be real vampires, yet exposing their so-called "secret" haha. Me + Baseball bat = Vampire - Teeth = No danger =] Humans rule, fuck a bunch of Mythical Creatures, even if the idea of Immortality is intriguing..

[harharlove22]

vampires have acne and braces?

[MrJustinKinney21]

haha I love this!

[narnia1200]

LOL!

[NHP001Allen]

props for hatin twilight woot really shoulda been like like wait!!!!!????!!! vampires dont sparkle....booooommmm!!!!!

[C0smicSp0of]

Whoop whoop!

[RukiHypnotic]

ha ha, yeah that's how it goes! :]

not that sparkling BS.



[Cran64]

That was sooo funny (faves)

[ilovenickjonas428]

nice me and my friend made a video like this that shows vampires don't sparkle they burn its a little lame but we were bored

[QueenToJoker]

true... true...

[SpankytheTswana]

than u, i cant tell u hw much i appreciate wat u have don, i luv it... Twilight, flippin dogs as werewolves1) they transform 2 instantly, their speed is 2 much... Underworld keeps it real...flipin twilight *sigh*, i knw its secrets. If u luk at twilight, they release a movie every often, wat does that tell u, they hav no pklot, its all about making money, they see that girls, and people fall 4 it so they fst release, whilst Underworld perfects it 4 us putting quality

[jasmy13]

Phahaha omg this is great lol

[silkvenom]

awesome u go girl make twilight run for there money !

[twittlebug1]

rofl

[wampragos]

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[alexistrvn]

hahaha i couldnt stop laughing!! ur guys are hilarious!! I knew he wasnt gonna sparkle but i didnt expect that lol

[Xanna1996]

this is realy good....ç

[kathrinehoegh]

awesome ^^Y

Vampires do not sparkel -.-"

[RKO1585]

real vampires don't go to high school, they don't go out in the sunlight, and they DONT FUCKIN SPARKLE!!! fuck twilight! Angel Rules!!

[FallenInsaniity]

@RKO1585 Angel and Spike are the best vampires. o3o

[theMaraudersrock]

@RKO1585 too right angel rules

[MrsBlueberry789]

hahahahahahahahahahaha

[trinaty20]

LMAO!!! that was fucking awsome!!

[zarngrime]

golden! LOL hahaha

[stargod4]

i laughed my ass off when edward in the moive starts sparkling and says its the skin if a killer my 6 week old puppy is more deadly then mr fucking sparkle

[sk8boarderchick123]

haha i <3 it its freakin awesome

[WeepingWillooW]

YEAH!

This was GREAT xD

Twilight sucks especially that sparkle thing!!!

An Kristen Stewart is soo bad in that movie. Everyone plays soooo bad maybe there are some exceptions. But nevertheless YOU WERE GREAT :D

[prettybeclot]

u are gay and twlight vampires do do that and evryone who comeented is a kino knob and spaz and gay

[jennnaeliizabeth]

wow. you're really great speller.

[DisorientedGeorge]

lolololol this just made my day xD

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

I live by one simple philosophy when I go out to see a movie.

"See a vampire sparkle, demand a refund."

[emo4lifendeath]

twighlight or however you spell that dumass movie it sucks and its very offensive to.....vampires dont sparkle and for the record we dont burn up either dont ask me how i know

[ShadowPond2]

I think Stephenie go this idea because, The Tooth Fairy takes a damn amount of tooths every night one of those had to be from a vampire so she licked it and became a vampire and because she's a fairy she already sparkles so thus came the rumor that vampire's sparkle.

I'm a tween and I think Twilight is made for gay lovers to watch while making love.

[hannabisiscool]

ahahha kudos.

[RacheLalax3]

i LOVOOOVOVOVOVOVOEEE LOVE LOVE LOVE this song!!!

#1 most listened on my ipod! XD

[DarkDragonX1989]

you gals are brilliant. awesome :-D

[shecoleco]

"look, im a gay vampire and i want to look good in the sunlight so cover my body up with glitter so i can look like a Fabulous Fairy"

[101HappyChicken]

lol, thats funny. I hate twilight 2. Im a girl too.

[wolfpack6000]

wait wait wait... what? two teenage girls that DON'T like the twilight series? Wow! my mind is blown.

[Japaneseshibainu]

EDWARD IS A FAIRY!!!! XD

[PyramidHeadPony]

LOL, Twilight Fails!

[rozeAngel1]

we don't sparkle ever. we have sensitive skin I'm 111 years old O.O I'm. AND I HATE TWILIGHT ITS FUCKING MEST UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[theMaraudersrock]

@rozeAngel1 right your a vampire you do know that if vampires were real you get hunted for letting out vampires are real its the number one rule of the vampire lore do not get discovered there are myths for a reason not that i believe in vampires but if you were say bye bye to your immortality idoit

[msu0111]

@rozeAngel1 111 years old and you don't know how to spell "messed"?

[rozeAngel1]

@msu0111 well english hasn't alway been spelled the same to I'm used to spelling it the old way i try not to but idk i just cant

[msu0111]

@rozeAngel1 yet you can use acronyms like "idk". ok.

[devilshomie]

lol you guys rock, I hate twilight btw I'm also a girl

[lizbith101]

dont like twilight but mcr is amaaazing...

[DamnUReality1]

lol, awesome! I bet if Bram Stoker were alive today he'd give Smeyer a piece of his mind!

[buubbly1234]

I'm a real vampire. i have been alive only 300 years and now people really are stupid and they don't taste as good as before.and i DO NOT SPARKLE. the fact that some people think we sparkle pisses me of .and Bambi doesn't taste good!!!!!!!

[CadaverousLaceration]

WHAT?!? 300 years ago, the common man still thought the earth was flat, and you could be burned at the stake for witchcraft--if being stupid makes people "taste bad", then I'd imagine you fortnightly feasted upon feces most foul! And why isn't your spelling and grammar better after so many years? Just sayin'.

[FrogToques]

@CadaverousLaceration LOL.

[DreamMarko]

Sooo, you lived for 300 years?? Since 1234.?? :D XD

[MothraWorshipper]

On Myspace Look up "The Dark Clan" It may be a Trance band but they made a song called "Real Vampires Don't Sparkle" When I found that I laughed. LoL

[x23project]

lol nice, i fucken hate twilight

[derjer3441]

Wow the quality and effects are the same as the movie. Awesome vid! lol

[yabipoisonouscolour]

lol fucking great

[Deathshand723]

LMFAO finally some girls that dont like fuckin twilight thank god

[jennyinthepark]

@Deathshand723

Sub to BuffyBaseTV. That's were we all hang out.;-)

[skyarsalan]

@Deathshand723

does'nt make them less of fags. The only reason you people even care about this video is because they hate twilight, it's really kind of stupid if you ask me.

[ChicaFuego]

Yeah I lost intrest instantly right when I saw him sparkle in the sunlight, I was like WTF 0_0 >:( and all the shit he does is pretty creepy. Great video btw!

[BitterPoetMadman]

I am Nomad.

[LlamasInBananas]

um yeah... real vampires. i know three at scholl.

im also great friends with the easter bunny.

[lugo2165]

i love twilight but vampires dont sparkle i think stephanie meyer made edward sparkle bcuz hes described as being beautiful in the book so yea but still love twilight

[flame22man23]

vampires dont sparkle i got mad when i saw that part the catch into flames (the lost boys and anne rice vampire books) read them they all catch on fire

[jennnaeliizabeth]

i'm diggin' all the comments about people talking about how vampires don't sparkle.

[liveFinalFantasy]

So true. Vampires in the sunlight either die (Nosferatu) or their powers are weakened (Bram Stoker's Dracula).

[emo4lifendeath]

your very smart and they do die if they r in the sunlight to much

[daisydidit2008]

EXACTLY vampries dont fucking sparkle lol

[jynx963]

lmao amazing :]

[NicoleDurrose]

Lol I like Twilight but I totally agree, Vampires dont sparkle. But heres another thing: They dont catch on fire either. Sunlight is just uncomfortable

P.S. Where do you live? I live in Lakewood Washington and it looks like that here. (Well actually it looks like that ALL over Washington, but some places are more rainy)

[stillprince]

Uh, no... it's not that it's uncomfortable. Real vampires will die if they are exposed to sunlight. They turn into ashes. -_-

[Echo135]

um, no, watch nosferatu or 30 days of night, the sunlight burns a vampire, mabey not literally on fire but it sears the flesh and kills them if they come in contact with direct sunlight for a varried period of time (seconds to minutes)

[NicoleDurrose]

Uh no cuz Im not talking about fake vampires! Im taking about REAL ones! As in the ones we see on the street, or see at school! REAL LIFE VAMPIRES NOT MOVIE VAMPIRES

[Echo135]

OH!, sorry, i thought you meant somthing else, sorry, and i know a few vampires in that case

[emo4lifendeath]

finnaly someone who knows that vampires are real but the dont SPARKLE or catch on fire ,when vampires are exposed to sunlight the do die but a slow and painful death well if they r in the light too long dont ask me how i know

[Loka666]

@NicoleDurrose Take me for example, I'm literally allergic to sun light. We are sensitive to the sun. We don't burn nor do we sparkle. You're completely correct, dear. 

[gothicangel615]

This is absolutely AWESOME!!! I hate Twilight!!! And you're right, REAL VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE!!!!! Go Team Angel and Team Lestat!!!

[xMuffinzGrewWiingzx]

Couldn't agree more x3

LOVE THE SONG!!!

Mah favee! LAWLZ

[gandrewlee2]

that was awesome, i thought there were no females left in the world that didn't like twilight haha. or at least, that's what i assume from the video. if i'm wrong, just let me know.

[Elrohir100]

ha ha freakin awseome

[cjcool91]

lol

[LaurenStardust]

you girls are excellent. classic, just classic!

[CeruleanKat15]

LOL :P

[danielle996]

hahahaaa XD

[DeerJumper101]

hey im the one that you told me to look at this video i rate it great video and its so funny i cant even breath! 5 stars!!!

[hateyoupeoples]

lol thank you

and why did twilight had to say that they sparkle.

cuz they dont

[SolidSnake9000]

haaa haa lmfao

[theneghiborchannel]

lmao i favoriter

[Vahnseru]

hahahaha! finally a group a girls who.. i assume.. dont like twilight! woo! ur the first spam i actually appreciated XD

[Loka666]

@Vahnseru I hate twilight! UGH!

[Metallifreak656]

thank you soo much for making fun of twilight

[JbxYT]

LOL Enjoyed it very much. This is what I thought was going to happen to Edward the first time I saw the film.

[MayaandAndie]

lmao that was awesome

[CloverfieldMonster10]

SO GOOD! LOLOLOL

[TheMedicalNinja]

so many levels of cool guys : )

[FLuSHUnderground]

very interesting

[dollieluver123]

this ish awesome!