Chris Rock
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Added: 6 years ago
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  • He got weed! LOL

    RustiSwordz 3 years ago

  • I LOVE this video! XD XD XD Even though it's aimed at an African American audience, I still find it funny as hell. XP (Caucasian here :P)

    English3Muffin 3 years ago

  • Unfortunately, this is true...but, funnier than hell!

    docvietnam 4 years ago

  • WHO FLAGGED

    baseball2k27 4 years ago 5

  • that was not that funny as it should have been, because its chris rock and so on.. ^_^

    LasseMargera 4 years ago

  • let me know when you get your 3 hbo stand up specials. i'm sure you are funnier.

    analogdharma 4 years ago

  • Hahaha exactly

    ForbiddenFish 4 years ago

  • kick his mutherfuckin' ass!!!

    MeaghanBrooke07 4 years ago

  • funny shit

    ffla1234 4 years ago

  • This shouldnt be flagged hes telling us how not to get our ass kicked by the police

    Zain2040 4 years ago

  • he got weed he got weed!!!!

    nyyankees 4 years ago

  • lol mazin

    member138 4 years ago

  • haha joker

    changeinglives 4 years ago

  • there should be an unflag thing...

    LMAO

    jetttomaing 4 years ago

  • LOL

    Defoe9 4 years ago

  • HAHAHAHHAH

    layberski 4 years ago

  • who the hell flagged this??

    this is genius

    thxs Mr. Rock

    skywalker9sweden 4 years ago

  • Chris Rock is a genius. True and funny as hell.

    DouglasWatts 4 years ago

  • rofl dis is hilarious i like the part when he say "if u jump a subway turnstile u might get let off with a warning but if u jump a subway turnstile smokin a joint and carryin a loaded gun u migh need ur ass kiked' lol

    fallonbldejr 4 years ago

  • roflmao HE GOT WEED

    mabwai 5 years ago

  • lol

    oneonePyoPyo 5 years ago

  • haha *dead* lmao

    Honeypassion 5 years ago

  • He shot this in Jersey. I can tell by the bus in the background @ 00:43

    jinkazuya973 5 years ago

  • F-ing hilarious!!

    onecent2105 5 years ago

  • Lol! It's so true!

    loveGG 5 years ago

  • roflmao HE GOT WEED

    snapmagic 5 years ago

  • Not only is it funny, but it's 100% true too!

    Blacksmith1964 5 years ago

  • HE GOT WEED, HE GOT WEED! LMAO

    wildmanjb 5 years ago

  • Wow. Chris Rock is a genius! I just wish his suggestions worked all the time. Many times when the police beat or shot someone senseless or to death, the poor soul was victimized either because they were in the wrong place or the wrong race. Sorry for this long post.

    gmel2 5 years ago

  • lmfao video about "african american people"

    cant you just say black people you pussy

    hilarious anyway lol

    weloveyoudimebag 5 years ago

  • hHAEHEH FUCKING BEST !

    hamzzAA 5 years ago

  • LMFAO that was awesome lol.

    Bl00dOmen 5 years ago

  • Peace,you should have kept your mouth shut.You're accusing and yet you have no proof.

    Vortex997 5 years ago

  • Peacegod12 you're claiming that Chris rock is this and that and we should prove you wrong however you must remember that you're the one making the accusations that Chris rock is this and Chris Rock is this...If thats the scenario then you should prove to us that he has these screen writers and that he is degrading blacks

    thiphan87 5 years ago

  • ROFLMFAO!!!!

    RockLord 5 years ago

  • how about a "how not to get ur ass kicked by ur girlfriend" educational video(:

    MRTITES 5 years ago

  • There is truth in comedy. Following these simple rules WILL lessen the chances of getting your ass kicked by the police(he didn't say it would keep it from happening). Chris is trying to educate while at the same time show that getting your ass kicked is real.

    itsme30518 5 years ago

  • First of all I am not fat I work out everyweek and I am very handsome.

    I am intelligent, very well off, happily married in Japan with girlfriends. Now why would I want to be anyone else, especially have my freedom taken away as in the case of Chris Rock? Your ad hominem attack on me and not the issues confirms your inability to make a cohesive argument against my statements! Prove to me anyone that I am wrong! Anyone!

    PeaceGod12 5 years ago

  • Dude, Shut the fuck up, it's a fuckin tv show, btw how can you be married and have girlfriends?

    Zaven65 5 years ago

  • Dude, its just meant to be funny. You don't have to get so serious.

    The only thing I'm gonna say is: you said "I am intelligent, very well off, happily married in Japan with girlfriends" So you have a wife and girlfriends/mistress? I have no respect for people that do that. If your happily married why do you have girlfriends. You disgust me. Correct me if I'm way off base.

    bcbudz 5 years ago

  • First of all proof is spelled with to OO's not two FFs. If you could successfully discern between the two you would conceivably be able to recognize the tone, frame upon which all of Chris Rock's comedy rests. It is centralized in the degradation of not the system that oppresses him and the collective to which he belongs but the degrading humor of "Black people" He is a modern day big eyed, massa sponsored race comedian who degrades the black collective, globally. My proof is his work.

    PeaceGod12 5 years ago

  • shut the fuck up you fat piece of shit..chris rock is the best african american comedian..hes classic and your jealous cuz you aint him and will never be him..you absessive church freak

    EternalDamnation101 5 years ago

  • dude where is your proff?

    smashbrosking6 5 years ago

  • You have interesting opinions of Chris Rock's comedic idiom but you may want to brush up on your folklore. Ichabad Crane was the scared man killed by the headless horseman in Sleppy Hollow. I'm assuming you were attempting to say Rock is a Black Face character or Puppet told what to say. It's just comedy. There are atrocities happening in this nation (Katrina, prisons, poverty, drugs) and world (Darfur, Iraq, Palestine) that are more important than one comedian's joke.

    Musikmkr 5 years ago

  • So I guess Dave Chappelle is a hero with his uplifting message, huh. Get the hell out of here with that BS.

    Jmajic3k1 5 years ago

  • he got weed!

    VR6veedoubleu 5 years ago

  • hahaha!

    Neshama22 5 years ago

  • ROFLMAO

    hawke123 5 years ago

  • LOL this shit's the best

    sparkleclover 5 years ago

  • lol, funny as hell

    chessdc619 5 years ago

  • The guy in the car is the same guy who plays Darnell in My Name Is Earl

    keewa 5 years ago

  • yeah! i'd say that. great comic.

    rockdeindio 5 years ago

  • Man dont give him shit what the  fuck you want? lmfao!

    Zaven65 5 years ago

  • why did you put tupac pix as the title of your video is what we see on the main .. why ?? i dont see pac no where in that video can you please explain where did you get the pix also ? you might be holding the rarest tupac pix no1 have seen it too i bet!

    rley 5 years ago

  • is that tupac ?

    rley 5 years ago

  • This is Chris rock hes funny

    Chrisuu 5 years ago

  • ahahahahahah that shit is hillaaaaaaaarious, "WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT MOTHAFUCKA?!" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    chilboy87 5 years ago

  • the dude in the car (02:00) looks like a mix of tupac shakur and henry the soccerplayer.

    sorso08 5 years ago

  • hahahah hes so fucking hilarious

    mzgangsta 5 years ago

  • "HE GOT WEED, HE GOT WEED"

    ark99 5 years ago

  • ^_^ XD

    nicorbit 5 years ago

  • effing hilarious!

    Danno010 5 years ago

  • "WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT MOTHER FUCKA?" LMFAO

    kodybeld 6 years ago

  • LOLOLOLOL ROFL

    52585456 5 years ago

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