"Samuel Barber's Adagio for Young Japanese Children" lol. If you don't know what piece Mike is referencing, then youtube "Samuel Barber's Adagio for Strings." It is quite a beautiful piece.
"We are only men of science, we can explain to our people the state of your technology, but we cannot accept responsibility for making political decisions"
Yeah, that about sums up why the planet is so eternally fucked up.
so wait, first phantom didn't want to answer the guy's question as to why they were brought there, so he told him to shut up so he could tell them why they were brought here?
All my rowdy friends!
pockypurse 2 months ago
Mike is a puppet?!?! That spooked me, ha!
livinintwilightzone 3 months ago
"I'm gonna mess you up!"
dani68charger 4 months ago
"Samuel Barber's Adagio for Young Japanese Children" lol. If you don't know what piece Mike is referencing, then youtube "Samuel Barber's Adagio for Strings." It is quite a beautiful piece.
blossom246810 4 months ago
Chicken man: "I am honored to find myself in the company of five of the most advanced minds of Earth. Please make yourselves comfortable..."
Tom: "-Until they arrive"
If they're Earth's greatest minds then why do they act like the stooges?!
Unwyze 4 months ago
no sir, umm no i was going to take this to the lab!!!...
MACKS62766 1 year ago
bookend mr moonies...
MACKS62766 1 year ago
Segments 4 & 5 were removed due to a claim of copyright infringement by Viacom. WTH?? Just those two segments?
ElveeKaye 2 years ago
By complete coincidence, Viacom produced only those exact 20 minutes and the rest was subcontracted.
didgeboy287 2 years ago
When did puppet Mike leav e?
slothbp 2 years ago
You eat later.
And me.
bowiehero 2 years ago
6:38 Dr. Cummings (the obvious 'American' scientist) referring to himself as a 'tool'. What are the odds?
watda74 2 years ago
Actually, Cummings states 'I will never be a tool!
cecinid 2 years ago
True. Either way it's a knock at American scientists. lol
"I'll do it."
watda74 2 years ago
Cabrini Green referance, wow!
hollyhuffstutler 2 years ago
Wow, these guys at least make the Neptune Men look docile.
sillygrl23 2 years ago
"He knows about the porn!" "So you know about my rash!"
sillygrl23 2 years ago 2
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sillygrl23 2 years ago
"I'm goan mess you up! Mmm!"
MattChrisF 2 years ago 3
i like how crow freaks out in the beginng
rayden120 2 years ago
"Grab some bench, lumpy!"
CarolinaOcelot 2 years ago
crank...whore? OMG
Mandi7882 2 years ago
Oh god...eating a pop tart while watching this was a bad idea...
CanadianPride8 2 years ago 3
appearntly there are no women on this planet
CrowServo3000 2 years ago 3
"I'm from the 19th Century. What does he want with me?"
JHZildjian 2 years ago 6
Sorry Im late, cat threw up this morning.
allielovesyou57 2 years ago 2
"Very good."
"You sit well!"
odenskrigare 2 years ago 3
Who's Lucille??
jekblom123 2 years ago
Lucille. Mrs. Carmicheal.
NocturnalSlayer 2 years ago 3
"We are only men of science, we can explain to our people the state of your technology, but we cannot accept responsibility for making political decisions"
Yeah, that about sums up why the planet is so eternally fucked up.
Jcolinsol 2 years ago 5
"Rice, when will i see you again rice"
"i'mma mess you up"
LoL
ChappaMan17 2 years ago
What happened to part 5?? it skipped right over 5/10!
Volfie999 2 years ago 2
Viacom made Youtube remove it. I'll put it up again soon. Keep circulating the tapes!
djameshowell 2 years ago
They made you remove just part 5?? What the hell kind of legal strategy is that?? :)
Volfie999 2 years ago 13
@Volfie999 - It's a strategy to piss us off..... and it works....BASTARDS !
derek7521 4 months ago
Wait...who's talking?
foxhounder1986 3 years ago
i fucking love crow's reaction to the giant creature thing.
WHOA. LOOK AT THAT. LOOK AT THAT.
familyphotoshoot 3 years ago 5
"I'm ashamed of my talk show."
Threeblacks 3 years ago 2
Chicken Guy-"You see I've been watching you for a long time now."
Mike-"He knows about the porn."
PantisMantis 3 years ago
"All my rowdy friends!"
CarolinaOcelot 3 years ago
"Don't light a match its all I ask"
I burst my gut lauging at that line!
sillygrl23 3 years ago
"So you know about my rash!"
sillygrl23 3 years ago
Ima mess you up...
Jlhlov18 3 years ago 2
"I will"
ArgonAvernger 3 years ago
Always quarter to three here at Krankor's place.
jettvixen 3 years ago 2
'You...'
Tom: 'BITE ME!'
XD
watda74 3 years ago 3
Ah Mr. Bond, bawk.
drinkinginspanish 3 years ago 4
so wait, first phantom didn't want to answer the guy's question as to why they were brought there, so he told him to shut up so he could tell them why they were brought here?
4youglencoco 3 years ago 7
I like how he keeps saying he could destroy earth easily despite being thwarted at least twice already by 2 kids and a schizophrenic
NecrosisOfLight 3 years ago 5
"A trip to Mike's subconscious"
"LUCILLE!"-That part ALWAYS gets me
"WHA?!" "I just got better"
Tareltonlives 3 years ago 4