Opulence, I has it @ Divine Rags of Wolfchase Galleria Mall of Memphis

[DivineRagsDisplays]

Hot

[hauntedmemphis]

pimps and whores. that's original.

[twaboy07]

They Should #Songify this LMAO

[lightxgrenade]

This guy...he's my new hero.

[oliveslover]

I knew him thru my aunt by they aren't dating anymore. And I have been in his house. IT'S HUGE! Four stories!!

[itschabarbie]

I don't get it... I AM actually the girl in the video getting shhhed but everytime I comment on this I get marked as "spam". WHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY Divine?

[mafaism]

@itschabarbie You not speak.. shhhhh

[mafaism]

@itschabarbie you need not speak... sshhhhhhh

[penguindict]

@mafaism - afraid?

[queueupIadeez]

Is that Robert Mugabe? What a freak.

[mafaism]

@queueupIadeez you are Robert Mugabe

[archik1d76]

#ssshhhhhhhhhhh...!!

[mafaism]

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[gunscarsandgames]

This gives my city a bad name....

[mafaism]

@gunscarsandgames you lack a sense of humor = Its not your city, Moron.

[penguindict]

@mafaism - moron? a nice way to communicate with potential customers, publicly.. bravo.. moron.

[queueupIadeez]

@gunscarsandgames ...and the country.

[audiobooksfree]

THIS IS SO HILARIOUS!!!!!!

[NAYXOX33]

THE BEST COMMERCIAL IN FASHION COMEDY.. THIS GUY IS FUNNY AND CLASSY YET PSYCHOLOGICALLY TRUE

[RedIsTheColourOfThe]

Wtf??? Jokes!

[ramonflash]

Esse Aprendeu com o Away rsrsrs

[kjwriteleft]

ssshhhhh... lol

[TheWhyer]

He's channeling the spirit of Tommy Wiseau!

[SunburnedVamp]

The ending gets me everytime lmao

Only in Memphis~ <3

[KyleDShields]

I'm so glad I don't live in Memphis anymore LMAO!

[electr0lady]

This is almost as good as if Rhett and Link did it.

[catar6]

0.o.....well well well fashion just died!

[ASTiGBA]

wtf black 

[DogmeatTheStray]

dat swag

[electrogossip]

general election

[frankwheezy]

Amazing isn't it?!! (here, hold this) Excuse me...

[shiranotrikz]

52 people do not shop at divine rags

[Jazded]

ha ha hah aha ha haah

[Scalpelslippage]

@mafaism

surpursed.... usurped?

[mrhoppy654]

Turn on the CC,

"they got it form the fire and will purchase must be royal and com"

[mrhoppy654]

l0l wut

[Kingcobra752]

@mafaism Like a few weeks ago dude, they picked it on Around the Net, or their top 5 videos of the day. I think yours made like #2, or #1

[miltoncat]

I live in Memphis, not 20 minutes from this store. Somehow I don't think I'd find anything there.

Shhh... she always says Deeevine Rags.

[mafaism]

@miltoncat For some reason, somehow, black people have been highly critical of this commercial. Huum?

Its a girls store: however- Milton...

[miltoncat]

@mafaism ::checks down there:: Whaddaya know? I'm a girl too! Still don't wanna shop there.

[AngelusDlion]

@miltoncat so its a fabric store?

[ResetLiveGrow]

@mafaism watched it at 7 PM Eastern time today.

[KINGNOVATHEOMEGA]

i also just saw on aots hilarious

[ResetLiveGrow]

Just saw this on TV - Attack of the Show

[mafaism]

@ResetLiveGrow When did u see this 

[ResetLiveGrow]

@mafaism Yes, it was on today's episode of "Attack of the Show" on G4 TV

[shroomingnewman]

hahaha...good shtuff

[Jericho8131]

Jimmy Kimmel brought me here

[permanetmarker2004]

jimmykimmel sent me here lol

[aztecscribe]

It's like something out of GTA (back before GTA stopped being funny that is)!!

[joelg102]

tap 9 on your keyboard

[dummb1234]

hahahahaha my friends are in this commercial...i think im about to clown them

[Jaypoppa1000]

Was that a trailer for The Gods Must Be Crazy 3?

[hattertim]

Is the guy in this ad not Baron Samedi from Live And Let Die?

[stopwhining1]

lmao why does the girl on the right look all pissed (at the end)

[stopwhining1]

haha i remember seeing this on jimmy kimmel

[koniginator]

Fascinating != rich

[mafaism]

@koniginator Thanks Koniginator...

[slicydicer]

aaaaaaaaahahahahha *slaps fists on knees*

[mafaism]

@slicydicer lol

[Jebus36O]

turn on the CC button to english for more lolz! :)

[HamburgerJameson]

Heeeeeeeeeey, Captain!  Is that Timmie?

[ArtByDjBoy]

how can you NOT want to shop there?

[cyb3rrazorcut]

42 people are not fascinated by beautiful women

[TheWg4ever]

0:09 Hold my drink. I believe I see something fascinating across the room.

[SteveIsFullOfWin]

I'm on a horse.

[CockMyRasbah]

Oh hi doggy

*kiss*

*Wiseau laugh*

[jamontoastst]

Well I-- SHHHH...

[MrDan2593]

If Old Spice is a black jesus.

This is a black Tommy Wiseau.

[prestodigitator]

@MrDan2593 you are tearing me APAAARRTTT!!!

[AndreaMas189]

yeah... that shit made my day

[peelout40]

Memphis!!! Represent!!! I like the blonde on the right :)

[RutoKipkulei]

Fascinating.

[njf0]

This just changed the whole game.

[heeerro]

@njf0 lol, but ye ur right

[th3v13w]

i just Knew Seal was pulling a "Tiger" on Heidi Klum!

[Mrgdpw]

SHHHH!

[dutrank]

I have never seen this store in the mall.

[catwomancrg]

Lmfao!!!!!! I love how he silenced the woman! Lol " maybe you too can fascinate me! Ahahaaaaa!" lol

[13sduck]

AOTS !!!

[Growls4Days]

I'LL GET YOU GADGET

[soflycass]

lmao wow...

[Artscola]

Yo I'm gotta get to this spot so my girl can stay fly!!!!!!

[filoscope]

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[AcKing1]

Your mom brought me here.

[MrThingie]

The7roll brought me here. but schmoyoho is cool too

[SpoofyProduction]

TROLL BROUGHT ME HERE. <3

[KarmaIsABitch4Real]

How dare he shush that woman when she's about to answer his question. Plus his laugh is CREEEEEEEEEEPY!!!

[cortlong]

bitch....i know the answer.

[GrungerLuke]

wtf??

[funnybutrealboutit]

well i shhhhhh lmao

[tjhombs]

WTF w/ shooshing the girl when she's about to answer?

[roger7163]

If he knew the answer, why did he ask?

[uwmbigb]

hahah this needs to go viral

[benjancewicz]

I am always facinate.

[AbenghornMedia]

This is great.

[Rafa88offspring]

HAHAHAHA, I can't deal with this, the Vincent Price laughter...

[Marvin42224]

Press 3 for speghetti

[MegaWinnieGirl]

Sexist as hell but I lol'd.

[pbowers06]

@MegaWinnieGirl really? grow up.

[MegaWinnieGirl]

@pbowers06 Because I found it funny? :/ Shut up.

[BEmagiK]

LMFAO !!!!!!! SHHHHHH

[dogtoothable]

All this video is missing is Tom Haverford

[shreyavirgo]

the laugh in the end makes this commercial even better

[lenarain108]

this is a copy of another commercial, look up "opulence i has it"

petite lap giraffes ftw.

[Fombolo]

my viewing history brought me here, but how?

[lehphyro]

The girls at 0:33 are not laughing.

[2camjohn]

Whats wrong with the top of his head?

[andremp03]

LOOOL WTF

[erismo23]

Okay, fine, I can deal with this. But why does he kiss the dog? WHY is there a dog?

[fresh817boii]

@erismo23 because he copying the direct tv commerical of the the rich guy with all them women and in that commerical the man kissed a baby giraffe.

[cleverplayonwords]

"I'm fascinated always."

[swampgarage]

I can't think of a comment that's funnier than this ad.

[CleoTheSim]

This commercial is awesome.

[delphineclemmons]

O-P-U-L-E-N-C-E!

[Enigmatick]

Wow. Just...Wow.

[mrzero1982]

Oh. My. FUCKING. GOD. its a horrid parody of the directv ad!

[Umburrito]

Why the fuck does he kiss a dog

[PCshenanigans]

L... L....  LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

[LAGTVProductions]

he's the pimp of fashion

[1slowe]

They told the girl on the right, "Look smug and bitchy." But she thought they said, "Look drugged and itchy."

[bjovers1]

haha! awesome evil laugh in the end there.. 

[AleximusMaximus]

THE WEB SITE IS REAL. WHATISTHISIDONTEVEN

[MsPuRpLeDrAgOnS]

creep



[Veltrida]

damn.....they went all out for this commercial.

[mafaism]

@Veltrida Thanks

[FilmeJogo]

Muito boa a risada final.

[WrongHeaded07]

Is this deleted scene from Twin Peaks?

[kelevra39]

WTF...

[WatchdogGoon]

If he is the designer, send him to Project Runway.

This fascinates me vs This concerns me.

[Ultrakalifragilistic]

Commercial Crimestoppers, anyone? Anyone? Ok, it was a long shot.

[7gNoS7]

wow

[5smederos]

this is just like russian direct tv commercial with miniature giraffe

[Push2Evolve]

SSSHHHHH 0:15

[MatheusCarpenedo]

schmoyoho will make a song with this.

[MrGregoryNiceVlog]

I was waiting for the ‘Everything is Terrible’ logo to flash on the screen

[Jamaicanbwoydre]

Last 4 seconds = GOLD

[wackieiraqee]

oh hai doggy.

[JackOnTheMap]

Clearly those aren't American girls. They couldn't fit into Divine Rags if they were.

[Philivix]

and they say japanese ads are freaky?

[shbik11]

ابو ذا العبد

[caravelleize]

schmoyoho likes this shit realy?

[TheIkawatay]

Lmaof! He luvs the dog more than girls!

[SaBu76]

why he no let woomen talk?

[Vitreo]

@SaBu76 Women should be fascinating, not talking.

[azurefishie]

He talks about liking well-dressed women but then kisses the dog.

[SterlingGould]

@azurefishie You haven't seen the Direct TV commercial where the guy kisses the giraffe? This is what he's trying to do.

[azurefishie]

@SterlingGould I just found that out recently when showing a friend. Comment still remains though, it's still kinda ironic.

[MisterDogshit]

I saw a beautiful woman dancing AND getting down on the dance floor... it was amazing so I asked her "Excuse me miss, where did you get this fabulous outfit from?"

She said "TK Maxx" so I did a roundhouse kick to the side of her head.

[Edmundo89]

0:15 shut up bitch, it probably seems like i talked to you, but i didnt

[CarrionIIX]

#LOL #WTF

[balistro]

hi look at my last video it is for you

[OtterStarlight]

LOL dance and lol bit at the end

[pauseTV]

What the fuck was this? LOL

[mikamiller2008]

Wow! I watched this video yesterday when they showed it at Jimmy Kimmel's show. Tonight there's over 123,000 views. Great way to measure ratings!

[Kistilan]

crunk juice with those crunk dresses!!!

[BBegnoche]

Chocolate Rain?

[jdixie2010]

Calling it, next Songify This video.

[ninjaman690]

0:32 the girl on the right is like,

"What the fuck did i get myself into?"

[hyenaclown227]

corny:(((((((((((((((((((

[Popeyedfreeze]

Attack of the show brought ME here.

[pln0]

thumbs up if you caught on the DirecTV spoof

[NavyMedicUSMC]

On the Dumbness scale of , 1-10, 10 being stupefying, this is about a 22.

[Zak7565]

this is gonna be songified??

[YTW783]

00:16 STFU!!!

[Opulence]

schmoyoho brought me here too... but My youtube account name is in the title.. I win

[mafaism]

@Opulence cool

[kourii]

excuse me meece, huwayer did you get deece fabulous outfit from? 

[elpatriotaLX]

I can feel the white supremacists rants coming.

[mrhoppy654]

Is that black guy there? Because I will NOT go if he is there.