Steven Seagal vs. R. Lee Ermey

[MMoruzov]

He's the kind of guy that would drink a gallon of gasoline so he could piss in your campfire!!!

[Deavi783]

This scene is mind–boggling.

[FutureMarineDevilDog]

R. Lee ermey would tear his eyeballs out and skull fuck em

[NodDisciple1]

This is total bull.

[Gigathon7]

BULL $H!T!!!

[connormcj25]

Fuck this shit.... BAstard HAXXX

[DEOXYS987]

FAKE! you cant kill R. Lee Ermey!

[freakyflow]

Now show the part where he gets back up and says ..you miss me sweetheart drop and give me 20 !!

[Kepachodude]

the most expensive shot ever made to make it look like seagal won

[tjbigman07]

lmao keep hitting 6..

[aceflyer89]

Hell, put Segal and Norris together will all the ammo on earth and Lee Ermy will still destroy them ... brutally.

[stupotgorilla]

ok i call bullshit eirney shoulda made him choke himself

[VolunteerLS110]

Chuck Norris get out of the Gunny's way.

[whatukno1975]

Bullshit, gunny would have never let him get that close in real life.

[dasdasist]

r lee ermy's company commander didnt give him and i quote "permission to die"

[JeffnSAV]

Lee would have NEVER let him get that close.... Gotta love the movies....

[papalolita]

They don't teach the shotgun at the USMC.

[MThrow]

@papalolita Yes, they do teach the shotgun in the USMC, I was a 2/6 Marine from '77-'83 and we trained with a Mossberg 500 starting around '79. Then it was officially adopted in '87 by all the armed forces as the upgraded 590A, which was then later refined into the 590A1.

[asianwannabeamerican]

@papalolita Search Youtube for "funny Marine checkpoint" you'll see a Marine holding a shotgun chatting with an Iraqi taxi driver. it's pretty funny.

[SolidShell2]

it was actually a decoy.

[Independantfellow]

ahh R Lee didn't get seagal :'(

[nightcrow90]

funny how Ermey is gay in that shity Jack Black movie hahaha

[Hunkola]

Steven Seagal is 6 foot tall? I didnt know they stacked shit that high!

[JarheadM4A1]

He isnt dead lads! He'll just respawn.

[SlickedBackRebel88]

just like full metal jacket.... poor ermey



[Crazyairsoft1000]

ok if someone shot Lee Ermey He would get rite back up and I quote 'RIP THERE BALLS OFF'

[chrismc410]

@Crazyairsoft1000 So they cannot contaminate the rest of the world. And the would motivate them, if it short dicks every cannibal on the Congo.

[tohtorigyro]

gunny just had a bottle ketchup in hes pocket which he was saving for a good old meatballs and spaghetti meal he had made. but steven segal just had to go and fuck it all up. now gunny's got ketchup all over him! boy, hes gonna be mad. and when gunny gets mad, there aint no kungfu jibber jabber that could even come close to defeating him.

[Tdi7457]

Directors Cut: Ermey ripped Seagal's head off and shat down his neck

[gunnydand3]

NOOOOOO....BLASPHEMY!!!!!

[PufferBluntman]

Private Seagull is in the world of shit.

[PintSizedSlasherJr]

Gunny doesn't get shot... He gets blown.

[SonOfATurban]

thumbs up if you think full metal jacket is the best movie ever

[papalolita]

This is what happens when you don't teach Marines Aikido.

[1Morey]

The Most Expensve Special Effects, R Lee Ermey had a stunt double play the dead Gunny. The Second most expensive was Samuel L Jackson getting thrown out a window in star wars, the third was the fight between Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris. ANd Yess Chuck Norris jokes are getting old. Bruce is awesome.

[sakoshooter48]

FUCK HIM! I'M CALLING CHUCK NORRIS!

[300MUSIC]

@sakoshooter48 sure, call a guy that does total gym commercials. that'll help a bunch :/

[sakoshooter48]

@300MUSIC You are an idiot!

[300MUSIC]

@sakoshooter48 I'm an idiot for being right or because I have a point?

[sakoshooter48]

@300MUSIC You completely missed the point. It was my feeble attempt at Chuck Norris humor, never mind!

[300MUSIC]

@sakoshooter48 But it wasn't funny because Chuck Norris is so fucking overrated, when was the last time he's proved his insane exaggerating jokes? Only thing I've seen him do for the past decade or so was advertise his Total Gym commercials.

[sakoshooter48]

@300MUSIC You aren't intelligent enough to see the humor, go back to sleep!

[snipesava]

steven is such a crap, gunny woulda pulled the trigger before he had a chance to flinch

[fredburger130]

didnt mommy and diddy give you enough attention as a child?

[afireinside44203]

Corpsman up!!

[DasBeck]

@afireinside44203 hahaha

[tehfortunateson]

steven seagal is a fatty :)

[hone82]

MEDIC !!!!!!!!!!!

[M4c30fB453]

Steven Seagal is such a waste of space...

[restoring]

Shoot- Gunny has had heartburn worse than that. After he belches, he's gonna get up and unscrew sea-gals head and S#!t down his neck. OOORAH!

[tokiwartooth95]

Ermey and Seagal are the two Gods of being Men, They wouldn't fight each other.

[TheOwl1970]

In real life,...Gunny would mop the floor with Steven Seagal.

[MASH6667]

This is a total disgrace, I just hate it when they give the best military figure like R. Lee Ermey bad acting parts just like this one from the film "On Deadly Ground". This is very unpatriotic, not only is look-ism but its a discrimination thwart us servicemen and woman who to continue they careers. Come on!! Ermey will rip that "girly" actor " Steven Seagal" apart!! R Lee Ermey rules!!

[tokiwartooth95]

@MASH6667 We call all agree that R Lee Ermey is a total badass, But Steven Seagal is a trained martial artist.

[simoneaux15]

@tokiwartooth95 But R. Lee Ermey is a former United States Marine Corps drill instructor.

[tokiwartooth95]

@simoneaux15 That may be, but that doesn't help that Steven Seagal dedicated most of his life to pulling off disarms, and killing people with his hands, as apposed to guns.

[camaro76]

@tokiwartooth95 too bad he is an actor who has never killed anyone

[tokiwartooth95]

@camaro76 Sure, he was an actor, but so was Bruce Lee, and he kicked ass.

[hanzo138]

@tokiwartooth95 Ironically Steven Seagal is pretty bad ass with a hand gun. Ever watch the show 'Steven Seagal Lawman'? He is one hell of a shot.

[nate556]

@simoneaux15 And he served 14 months in Vietnam. Ermey is the real deal. Segal is just an actor.

[simoneaux15]

@nate556 True...

[johnthesencond]

He is not dead just taking a quick nap then he is gonna have seagals ass.

[4freespeech]

Hey- Gunny had to be PAID to take that fall just to make a

GOOD MOVIE!

[MasterAdam100]

Gunny would grab Seagal by his little girly ponytail and throw his pathetic ass all the way back into his mother's womb!

[Shaeam]

Ermey didn't die he merely went into a state of laughing so hard at how pathetic Steven Seagal is that he fainted and avoided the shotgun blast completely.

[idaho777]

then gunny came back and unscrewed his head and shit down his neck

[Masonthe5]

BULLSHIT! no one can kill Gunny. Not even fucking Chuck Norris can kill Gunny......... okay at least he can mortaly wound him

[cmccarthy]

In real life, R Lee Ermey would tear out Steven Seagal's eyes and skull fuck him.

[LordJazor]

Only in the movies can Gunny be defeated.

[7armedman]

It must BURN Gunny that the writing and directing is so shitty that his character basically hands Seagal the shotgun. Way to go, Seagal!

[PeterJRaia]

I wonder if Gunny gets tired of his character getting shot to death? 

[TCzelusniak]

Jesus H Christ, that was bullshit

[terminx12]

In real life gunny would of just shot him on sight

[leemeires]

im gonner stick this shot gun up your arss and plow your head off lol

[PRESTON58CENT]

Gunny would win he was a DI at MCRDPI.

[Worthog117]

if that fight happened Gunny earmy would have brought the entire marine corps with him.

"I'VE BEEN KICKING ASS WHEN YOU WERE IN YOUR DAD'S BOWLS!!"

[PRESTON58CENT]

@Worthog117 Haha, even 2 Marines could take over Iraq. If they didn't hide in MOSQUE and by children.

[Worthog117]

@PRESTON58CENT yeah, they'd pwn them the way thier gunnys taught them to.

[Dancing88Mike]

Steven Segals a Douchebag. He's appoints himself the hero in all his films. In reality he likes using casting couch techniques for hiring actresses. Yeah a real hero folks.

[AluminumStud]

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooo

[xtremejt86]

@AluminumStud LOL

[Atomicskull]

Steven Segal movies rely on people not shooting from outside arms reach. In real life he would never have gotten close enough to take that shotgun away.

[johannmaximus1]

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! IMPOSSIBRU!!! Gunny would have won, hands down, hands up, hands in, hands out, everything!

[tankbuster101]

Bullshit!

I BET STEVEN SEAGAL COULD SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE

[MrAMERICANxMUSCLE]

@tankbuster101 probably dosent even have the god damn common courtesy to give him a reach around.

[laztbr3th]

@tankbuster101 i bet you wouldnt have the common courtesy to give a man a reach around. . Do you suck dicks? are you a peter puffer?

[gunny556fly]

gah dammit! WHY DOES GUNNY ALWAYS GET BLOWN AWAY?

[JeremiahPTTN]

In real life gunny wouldn't say anything, he'd just shoot you

[985737]

IN TWO FUCKING MOVIES HE GETS SHOT IN TH STOMACHE!!! THE TWO WERE FULL METAL JACKET AND ON DEADLY GROUND!

[HaloNoob94]

This is unrealistic

[Thebestever441]

Why didn't Ermey skullfuck him?LOL

[HxcWess]

what they didnt show in the movie is Gunny gettin back up and shovin that shotgun up his ass and blowin the top of his fuckin head off

[SinicalToaster]

Gunny wouldnt have said a word. Just shot that pony tail of the bakc of Seagal's fat head

[Thebestever441]

How did he shoot him with the butt of his shotgun?

[MrEmo37]

@Thebestever441 he spun it around and shot him ,then spun it back.

its just a movie anyway we all know gunny would have pumped one in his chest before he knew what happend .

[SecretService80]

What the scene fails to show is that Ermey survived, then gouged out Steven's eyeballs and skull-fucked him.

[termmert]

I wonder how many takes they had to do to get it right, imagine the director yelling " No Gunny, for the two hundredth time, you have to let stevie win".

[whiteman5221]

thats bull, the gunny bleeds bullets. The gunny is imune to death

[AmericanGuys100]

How come R Lee Ermey always gets killed in his films, he was killed in this one, Full Metal Jacket, Texas Chainsaw Massacre and probably more and another thing he always plays a bad guy it seems like. I think ermey would have blew segals head off in a second in real life.

[DjAchillies]

Bullshit!

[NielDaRebelde]

Goddamit Gunny always gets shot

[BossHossGT500]

this is a disgrace

[BillWa]

Gunny wouldn't have said a word, he would have just shot the bozo

[joelliotjake1]

No waaayyy!!!.......In the real world ..Gunny would've in his own immortal words.." Skull fucked him.!"..haahaa!

[whitmer73]

Should of shot him in the back....

[rfafsfsdfasdfsffsdfa]

gunny would have killed segal in real life you dont fuck with a marine hoorah

[PILLOWofECHOES]

you see, how the hell could he take the gun awayfrom him in real life, didnt twist his arm, didnt do anything. when you hold the shot gun your gonna have a firm grip

[MrBanjo]

No way Runs Like a Girl beats Ermy.

Not even in a movie, not even in a dream.

Segal's warface doesn't even scare my grandma.

[TonyN737]

@MrBanjo Hahaha "Runs Like a Girl" yeah he sure does, what an awesome indian name you've given him! The Gunny would ripped off his head and shit down his neck!

[pablo6417]

thats the second movie I seen that gunny dies

[Deathrune456]

you killed gunny....you bastard!

[GR40GT]

Heh, like any combat ready rock steady soldier would let a ponytail wearin aikido practicin mf'er get within 10 feet.

Maybe Seagal is just so Badass McBadass that he can dodge shotgun scatter.

Amirite? :)

[Weapons4hire]

yea but remember that R. Lee Ermy was a Marine.

[gogetemson]

ok what we arnt seeing here is after taking that shot to the chest Ermey got up and accepted an apology from seagal for shooting him.

[MrAMERICANxMUSCLE]

@gogetemson no he didnt, he got back up and shoved the shotgun up his ass and blew the top of his head off, i believe its in the special features as alternative ending.

[juliabohemian]

Pfft. The Gunny could kick Segal's ass any day of the week. He can also act better.

[msxenix]

at least the gunny didn't die with the typical wilhelm scream

[amaya1000rr]

The Gunny would have kicked his ass and then blown his head off.

[jiggahippo]

So who won?

[universalegend21]

@jiggahippo gunny duh

[sserpent21]

No pwns the Gunny. Steven Seagal, you will get yours one day.

[arandomperson3]

For this Stephen Segal shall suffer a thousand asskickings in hell, which only Chuck Norris can send him to.

[stlvi3tsoldi3r]

Segal wouldn't even have the chance to get that close in real life..

[bpw84]

HAHAHAHA - PWNED!

[commandant15]

haha looks like the way he died in full metal jacket

[Rattlehead1818]

GUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYY­YYY, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Died so young, so innocent why must the good die young.

[AirJordan2322]

in life gunny wouldnt have let take a the shotty he would have just blew his damn head off lol

[NJburbsSeeker]

Yeah but when you're in someone else movie you don't get to win. Interesting pair to have on set though.

[Z1Z2Z5Z4]

Yeah, poor gunny! In reality, he wouldn't have screamed in pain after being shot. The kinetic energy of a shotgun blast at close range would have killed him instantly.

[ashthegreat]

No he would have pulled the trigger and Segal would be dead haha!

[Farva2484]

seagal-1

gunny-0

[baddudechiken]

nooooooooooo!!!!! :O

[mullemekpp7]

in real live R. lee ermey would just come back to live and give steven segal some PT untill he fucking dies!

[wazup1337]

he killed gunny!

[stjimy]

segal is an asholee!!!!

[TeeheeTv]

this fool alway get killed all the time even is the movie fulllmetal jacket

[KingPanther13]

In real life, R Lee Ermey would have whooped Seagal with no problems.

[cedwards94]

In real life, Gunny would of shoved the shotgun up his ass and blew the top of his fuckin head off, unsrewed it, shit down his neck, than gouge out his eyeballs and skull fuck him!

[MontyPython134]

DIDN'T MOMMY AND DADDY SHOWED YOU ENOUGH ATTENTION WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE?!!

Steven:um no?

[DaHammerMan72]

r. lee ermey... a true man. in real life, he would have shove that shotgun up seagal's ass and blew the top of his head off. but i really have to laugh every time i hear that line b/c it sounded so convincing !

[skatepunkzero]

Stan: OMG he killed Gunny!

Kyle: You bastard!

[SeanConnery9000]

Steven Seagal actually got pwned.

A fat guy like him actually owning a guy with a shotgun is ludicrious.

BTW, I'm a Seagal fan but he's a joke in today's world

[Otacon144]

Steven Seagal is an arrogant ass.

[muddyman1000]

ermey actually was a drill seargent at a marine recurting station before being shipped off to vietnam were he got wounded and honerably discharged.

[tiptonch]

Let us be accurate. R. Lee Ermey was a DRILL INSTRUCTOR at a MARINE CORPS RECRUIT DEPOT. Then he went to Vietnam and was injured in a non-combat accident. That injury later led to his medical retirement from the Corps.

In real life, Ermey's character would probably have just shot Seagal's character without the speech, but the script said he had to do all the talking so the hero could kill him instead. Hollywood, not real life.

[billyriley67]

gunny gets shot in the same spot every movie

[brandeezy108]

R. Lee Ermey dies in a lot of movies :P

[SeanConnery9000]

So does John C. McGinley who's in the other clip of this movie

[Zodiac747]

i think i crapped myself the second he did that that was exciting

[TheHeavymetal4ever]

seagal is a fat-ass pusscake

[Spolann]

seagall movies are so corny

[skatepunkzero]

In real life The Gunny would win!

[75ranger101]

damn straight!!!

[pediasign]

What?!?!?! Granted Seagal is weird, but he is actually an expert marksmen with an extensive collection of weapons, particularly the Colt M1911 by Terry Tussey. Seagal is also well versed in hand to hand combat, and combat shooting techniques... The Gunny cant shoot for shit and Seagal would murder him time and time again! He got way too much credit as a hardass in FMJ

[skatepunkzero]

THE GUNNY WAS A MARINE FOR 11years and saw combat in Vietnam!!!!!!!!!!! and He has fired just about every weapon! Seagal is just a hollywood creation.

[Kopihucky]

Actually he got that credit for being a hardass because the original guy cast for the drill instructor sucked so he took over.

[Otacon144]

Shut up right now, or I swear to The Lord God and His Highest Holy Choir, I will saw your balls off with a sheet of paper!

[Lassannn]

@skatepunkzero Yeah! You know what the Gunny could DO to him?!

[MrAMERICANxMUSCLE]

@skatepunkzero no steven would have wrote him up for breaking and entering then give him jail time for attempted murder and assult.

[HiCapacity]

@skatepunkzero I don't think so.. But R. Lee is awesome!!

[arsan2127]

he is usually a mad dog who needs to be shot hahaha steven seagal should've been on the draft on full metal jacket hahaha

[TheOneAndOnlyBigDean]

why do movie makers have to kill ermy?? lol

[DavidIsHere11]

second time hes been shot in the torso huh, least Im aware of two..he gets cut in half in the frighteners

[nubbie1944]

Dont forget full metal jacket.

[DavidIsHere11]

that was the second movie he got shot in the torso that I was talking about

=D

[ptsdsdtprol]

what movie is this from? Please can someone reply

[shadddey5]

why does gunny always get shot?

[guitarslammer77]

in real life...........ermey would fuck seagirl up. its a fact.

[travdogger]

apparently seagal is a bit of a pussy in real life

[ClassicKaraoke]

that's what happens when you tease Seagal with a donut...

[sj507]

I agree Segal is a joke . He always plays

a cia agent or special forces . Yet he has no experience in any of them . Lee E. was perfect for his roles . As he was really a Marine sgt

[doomedelk]

ya ik hes kewl, he dies in full metal jacket and this =(

[Asthrzu]

Why does "Hartman" always get shot? :(

[stevieray09]

and wen he gets shot its shows it in slo motion after he gets shot

[ShyRobot]

HAHA!!! Asthrzu was my old account. That's true!!!

Fuck Segal, that little pussy bitch would get owned by a Marine!