i wonder if my old form tutor will accept dylan's philosophy on potential as a valid reason for me underachieving in school? it genuinely makes so much sense :) "its like your bank balance, you've always got a lot less than you think..."
"and a horrible guy will round the corner the colour of an aubergine in a string vest with a mug of beef tea and he'll say "eeauuurgh....iiigh" *kiss*
Fantastic!!, I've been a fan of Eddie Izzard for years, and he is the closest thing to Eddie I've ever seen while still being unique... with a little Bill Hicks mixed in.
I love the visuals he paints.
EthanDangerfield249 2 months ago
he always seems drunk to me
maximotheone 3 months ago
i wonder if my old form tutor will accept dylan's philosophy on potential as a valid reason for me underachieving in school? it genuinely makes so much sense :) "its like your bank balance, you've always got a lot less than you think..."
i love you dylan <3
MayaRhiannonAngelou 7 months ago
You'll mess it up, it's potential, leave it!!! Heheheh
Deja1977 8 months ago
omg, this is so depressing...ahaha.
NightinGal89 8 months ago
i like how often he mentions vol-au-vents in his stand-up. classy sumbitch.
arkhangelsk 1 year ago 2
beyond funny - utter genuis
eyesofamoonroof 1 year ago
HYSTERICAL - Tiny grey cat with diarrhea... emphazemic landlady... guy the colour of an aubergine... LOVE IT.
culturevulture123 2 years ago 7
"and a horrible guy will round the corner the colour of an aubergine in a string vest with a mug of beef tea and he'll say "eeauuurgh....iiigh" *kiss*
lastsaneman19 2 years ago 5
hehe hes sooo funny and so true :D
radiator26 2 years ago
It's sad to say, but he's absolutely right XD
metalheaven 2 years ago 3
The kissing sound at the end... I almost fell from my chair!
Takac1979 2 years ago 2
I love this bit! What the hell is beef tea?!
doomcookies 2 years ago 5
i think that is fairly self-explanitory.
s0cialV1rus 2 years ago 6
Beef stock? Maybe?
Verence 2 years ago
Fantastic!!, I've been a fan of Eddie Izzard for years, and he is the closest thing to Eddie I've ever seen while still being unique... with a little Bill Hicks mixed in.
jkeuler 3 years ago 5
I made DSM laugh, and by HECKLING him no less. a proud moment in an otherwise misspent life...
vegetablemagnetism 3 years ago 3
this is the funniest fuckin' thing i have ever heard!
kyletjackson 3 years ago 2
He's very clever. He should write books, unless he already does!
mtjasnewell 3 years ago 4
dylan moran is a carconagenic activity that will catch up with me in the end
lyttleandrea 3 years ago 23
oh - so true, so true!!!
AllesKlapt 2 years ago
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oh - so true, so true!!!
AllesKlapt 2 years ago
@lyttleandrea stick his feet in a filter and you'll be fine
TheDistilledMan 1 year ago
OMFG! Dylan Moran is a comedy god :D
MegaGont 3 years ago 4
The man is a comedy genius.
O1DJ 3 years ago 37
"POOM! vol au vont! Mmm!" Classic. Top notch comedy.
FishingtonIII 3 years ago 5
HAHAHAHH FISH. We meet again... ;)
JenHenShaw 3 years ago