Today, after masturbating in the shower, I heard my phone go off outside the bathroom. After my mom saw me get my phone to check my messages she said "I think you're addicted to that", to which I said "but it feels so good and every guy does it." She was talking about how I text people a lot.
way to go.How did she respond,did she actually catch on?Or was she still completely oblivious?Also,why would you mention your masturbation on the internet?
I just LOVE this video, but I really don't know why they even started the... umm... hand jestures. I mean, is that the "it" thing right now when something bores you, just do a hand jesture? Or is it more of the randomness?
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Look, I'm christian, but I feel a debate on youtube videos is definitely not the best call. I loved the video, but arguing underneath it? Giving us a little bit of a bad reputation, in my opinion.
there are a lot of things forbidden in USA that are or at least were allowed in Europe. For example, clothes lines (!), breast feeding (!), smoking (!), oral sex (!), nudity in the sauna (!), brother and sister playing together naked in their own garden (!), drinking alcohol in the public (!)...and so on. America is really a country of prudish puritans. All these things are allowed and considered perfectly normal in Europe. I could provide more examples, but you get the point.
we cant have clothes lines? and we smoke all over the place. and oral sex is kinda understandable. at least in public if thats what ur talking about. and bothers n sisters playing naked together is uh. . . wrong.
lol. even so i do agree the US is kinda shitty. i wanna move to europe cuz were being run by uptight catholics.
What, America? America is run by uptight Protestants, not Catholics. America has always been a sickeningly Protestant country, whereas Catholicism has been more in the minority.
(Not to imply that Protestantism is sickening, but rather that the degree to which American prudishness draws from it is sickening)
*shrugs* i am so oblivious to the differences in religion i shldnt even say nething about them. as far as i care either ur christian, athiest, or a minority religion i know so little about i couldnt even begin to have a civilized conversation about it.
so i take it back. theyre protestants. (the difference? i havnt any idea)
Not to sound argumentative or anything, that's not what I intend, but for the record, on a global scale all religions are minority religions. Absolutely all of them.
yeah i guess. tho some hold a much higher percentile than others. so theres a plurality of christianity. at least in america. i dont know off the top of my head anything about the amounts in other places.
OMG I LOL'D
snaredrums123 2 years ago
that
was
funny
DD8081 2 years ago
The Whitest Kids U Know are epic. Watch their Cubical Boss.
Ultimate7Maker 2 years ago
I'm 12 years old and what is this?
Chi7es 2 years ago
U are 29 and U know what it is
GGGunitNextLevel 2 years ago 2
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Chi7es 2 years ago
ask ur mom
Moonstream360 2 years ago
stfu
u fucking know
xlangman11 2 years ago
We wouldn't want to tell a nerdy kid like you about this.. just piss off.
Betrav19 2 years ago
he's a troll dumbass
streight4lk 2 years ago
you ruined my day
BirdBrain25 2 years ago 2
lols he was trying to revenge
R6818 2 years ago
lmao! It was hilarious!
harshm2u 2 years ago
HAHA!
HilyandLeather 2 years ago
rofl epic
Barlow991 2 years ago
Haha wow.
bjwnavigator 2 years ago
Today, after masturbating in the shower, I heard my phone go off outside the bathroom. After my mom saw me get my phone to check my messages she said "I think you're addicted to that", to which I said "but it feels so good and every guy does it." She was talking about how I text people a lot.
ivo150 2 years ago 17
way to go.How did she respond,did she actually catch on?Or was she still completely oblivious?Also,why would you mention your masturbation on the internet?
Like,wtf.
meatwad260 2 years ago
classic FML
ptjanis11 2 years ago
Dude seriously that made me laugh.
xXxANIMExROCKERxXx 2 years ago
Rofl thats an FML right there
1337filming 2 years ago
Fmylife copypasta is not awesome.
Phantomicity 2 years ago
hahahaha thats gold!
gameboy1002007 2 years ago
Life can't get any more hilarious.
Triangularmeerkat 2 years ago
Funny everytime, never gets old.
GrungeApathy 2 years ago
this is rofl shit XD "you never make 'em touch!!"
CSM60 2 years ago 2
? why does he do that?
IAmMurky 2 years ago
I just LOVE this video, but I really don't know why they even started the... umm... hand jestures. I mean, is that the "it" thing right now when something bores you, just do a hand jesture? Or is it more of the randomness?
JennBabiey 2 years ago
actually i do this jesture to piss people off lmao. u do it randomly and u "finish" in peoples faces. its for kicks and giggles.
u do the jesture and finish in the persons direction to really u show u dont care hahah.
Nguyen360 2 years ago
Hahhaahaaa....wow this is not what i was especting.rofl....hahahhahaa...
MagickalTeen13 2 years ago
hahahaha, man...that is hilarious!!!
hermesmata 2 years ago
OMFG LOLZZ
KXY0urBrotherKX 2 years ago
LMAO.
MidnightTaipei 2 years ago 2
omg i was laughing my head off
kalypooh 2 years ago
isn't that whitest boys you know?
reioko 2 years ago
whitest kids u know
flameboyx182 2 years ago
LOL funny...
ilovebooks51 2 years ago
they HAWT...i woulkd suck him off..and show hows done insted his hands :P
Bk94541 2 years ago
No thanks,no-one wants sipholous.
meatwad260 2 years ago 2
hahaha rember guys do it really fast then stopp lol
aabmmd 2 years ago
Not me : D
meatwad260 2 years ago
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
rockgodjr 2 years ago
lol
ADMERALSMITH 2 years ago
O_O
xsararangerpkerx 2 years ago
shits funny
370046 2 years ago
rofls wow
RAWRXGHOSTXKITTYZX 3 years ago
That was cool.
YazBerry7 3 years ago
hahahahaha LMFAO
rad440 3 years ago
fucking hilarious lmfaooooooo!
chrismuchwanoinlv 3 years ago
Hilarious :D
Katyusha666 3 years ago
ROFL
xgarglex 3 years ago
hahhahahahahhahah. XD
goldengun67 3 years ago
lmmfao
Deanbass77 3 years ago
lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!
TerorB10 3 years ago
XD OMG
WolfCraftx 3 years ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
thats not cool dude! not cool!!!
SavageSkittles 3 years ago
what the hell is this???
AllyFamous4eva69 3 years ago
is that barry from "space potatoes?"
gangbangin69 3 years ago
lol
bobthesausage 3 years ago
NEVR MAKE EM TOUCH DUDE.. HAAAAA
DUSTINSIGLEY 3 years ago
i cummed to this :p
aleksanderaleksiev 3 years ago
NERD humor
flaviovinholi 3 years ago
hahahaha
"you never make them touch".....
"you ruined my day"
funny funny :p
SayAnyThingElse008 3 years ago
hilarious
quiksix25 3 years ago
najajatuwa naman tong mga to.... hahahaha galing nila mag gawa ng joke haaaaa,,./....
mcrv25 3 years ago
what the heck man? like thats gross but stupid and weird too. gah u never do that to someone else.........
StarMario1000 3 years ago 3
dude...
19wrangler97 3 years ago 2
wtf ...??
SrbFighterPolic 3 years ago
LMFAO !
iHannahMontanaFan 3 years ago
baahhah what
strawberryXswirl 3 years ago
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Look, I'm christian, but I feel a debate on youtube videos is definitely not the best call. I loved the video, but arguing underneath it? Giving us a little bit of a bad reputation, in my opinion.
theholygerbil 3 years ago
Great stuff laughed my ass off
riksmupp 3 years ago
pretty good :D
haistany 3 years ago
LMFAO !!
FLipCw 3 years ago
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tenge7 3 years ago
that was the funniest shit ive ever seen
bebopin64 3 years ago
Is that the guy from "Super size me with Wiskey"?
oldcreppy 3 years ago
yes
2x6stackedfets 3 years ago
smart guy!!! lmao
semt9 3 years ago
dude you never make them tuch
thelukesternater 3 years ago
Hilarious video!!! LOL
venonoso 3 years ago
oh god that's not how you do it, lol
XtantZero 3 years ago
what the hell...?! O.ô
he's so funny XDDDDD
TiestoG 3 years ago
LMAOOO too funny.
0StefanStaicu0 3 years ago
hahhhahaahhahaahaahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
clinkedylinkedy1 3 years ago
WDF!HA I ROFL
kiranblood 3 years ago
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tenge7 3 years ago
Hahas!!! Got ur own medicine!!! ;)
orwens 3 years ago
HAHAHA.
banditemilyx12 3 years ago
ahhaa, hilarious lol.
ketshupikaste 3 years ago
Really really funny!
GREATmikel 3 years ago
That is so FUNNY haha... LOL
GREATmikel 3 years ago
hehehe that was soo funny and when he did both ur like oh god lol
Mishka1503 3 years ago 3
oh man this was embarrassingly funny.
LOL.
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i wanna give them head.... i would drink every single drop of their creams.. YUM
fuckmehardplzz 3 years ago
soooooooo funny, "you never make them touch, thats not cool."
Mattiskool34 3 years ago 6
no homo
McTastey 3 years ago
ROFL
lebronn12 3 years ago
HA! Guess who wins?
Frostypeanut 3 years ago
AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!
rebelgamer94 3 years ago
hahahaha
Ichigamer 3 years ago
lolololol ROFL LMAO!!!!!!! thats inda gay...but funny rofl
minec123 3 years ago
Anyone else think Darren looks like Andrew McCarthy? (Pretty in Pink, St Elmo's Fire, Weekend at Bernie's)
lucidatheist 3 years ago
That's who I was thinking of!
davidls11 3 years ago
rofl
mysticalpotato86 3 years ago
BOSS! BOSS!!
moonsamurai007 3 years ago
omg i love this show
hiroxprima 3 years ago
GAY!!!!
Over9000Wolf 3 years ago
LMAO!!! That's all I have to say
alterbridgefan99 3 years ago
LMAO is this from a tv show?
phildoc3 3 years ago
The Whites Kids U Know. You can probably find clips of it on here.
XianChan 3 years ago
BOSS!
sensfan1511 3 years ago
You never make them touch!!! lol
lostandrunning 3 years ago 2
tht was freaking funny too bad the owner is racist
soft33 3 years ago
I thought masturbation was illegal in the USA?
HerrKolosimo 3 years ago 2
LOL what?
superiourcowies 3 years ago 2
there are a lot of things forbidden in USA that are or at least were allowed in Europe. For example, clothes lines (!), breast feeding (!), smoking (!), oral sex (!), nudity in the sauna (!), brother and sister playing together naked in their own garden (!), drinking alcohol in the public (!)...and so on. America is really a country of prudish puritans. All these things are allowed and considered perfectly normal in Europe. I could provide more examples, but you get the point.
HerrKolosimo 3 years ago 5
were is oral sex illegal.
timsperts 3 years ago
that was IRONY man! a joke! didn't you get it?? *smile*
HerrKolosimo 3 years ago
we cant have clothes lines? and we smoke all over the place. and oral sex is kinda understandable. at least in public if thats what ur talking about. and bothers n sisters playing naked together is uh. . . wrong.
lol. even so i do agree the US is kinda shitty. i wanna move to europe cuz were being run by uptight catholics.
armoredchicken 3 years ago
The grass is always greener.
As an American who moved to Europe, I can't say it's much better. There will always be prudes. No matter where you go.
XianChan 3 years ago
yeah i spose. well its settled. everywhere sucks!
armoredchicken 3 years ago
What, America? America is run by uptight Protestants, not Catholics. America has always been a sickeningly Protestant country, whereas Catholicism has been more in the minority.
(Not to imply that Protestantism is sickening, but rather that the degree to which American prudishness draws from it is sickening)
TheTatterdemalion2 3 years ago
*shrugs* i am so oblivious to the differences in religion i shldnt even say nething about them. as far as i care either ur christian, athiest, or a minority religion i know so little about i couldnt even begin to have a civilized conversation about it.
so i take it back. theyre protestants. (the difference? i havnt any idea)
armoredchicken 3 years ago
Not to sound argumentative or anything, that's not what I intend, but for the record, on a global scale all religions are minority religions. Absolutely all of them.
TheTatterdemalion2 3 years ago
yeah i guess. tho some hold a much higher percentile than others. so theres a plurality of christianity. at least in america. i dont know off the top of my head anything about the amounts in other places.
armoredchicken 3 years ago
I think the difference has mostly to do with Mary, Jesus's mother. I think the Catholics are more focused on Mary than Protestants are.
littlemisstypesalot 2 years ago
Ses po mal drole
EldoradoSpaceship 3 years ago
ROFLMAO I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!
whitebeam 3 years ago 2
this shit is fuckin hilarious
littlemcdowell 3 years ago 2
not fucking...more like wanking
zensorship 3 years ago
lol that was SSSSOOO funny! I'm still laughing!!!
Hollgirl77 3 years ago 2
LOLZ!
Wnt2bfrenz 3 years ago 3
This did not "ruin my day" at all
jonnygreeny111 3 years ago
Oh dear Jesus that was histerical
MikeT54 3 years ago 4
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i love the whitest kids u know but will someone please explain to me how thats funny....
omarren 3 years ago
what the ayeffff!!!!!1 ha thats funny stuff i dont care who u are or what ur daddy does
quikq17 3 years ago
thats a good way to clear a room
thebober10 3 years ago 4
LMFAO!!
linkrulz2 3 years ago
ROFLMAO!!!
Tehman101 3 years ago
Mine is longer, but hey! I'm in porn business^^
shlom0pornstein 3 years ago 3
wtf!?!?!?!? lmao
hmongxboi 3 years ago
He sure does have a little one don't he?!?!?
n2theblue 3 years ago
hahahahahaha...that was hilarioous
elimeledt 3 years ago
Sarah, from accounting... *rofl*
shlom0pornstein 3 years ago
it starts rather slowly and boring, but once it gets momentum, yeah it gets funny^^
(I'm talking of the VIDEO of course, not of the art of masturbatig)
premiumzugang 3 years ago 6
dude, okay, I get it, Okay That's not how you do that, that's disturbing
hilaric, this is one of my favorites, I watched it a few times and kept on laughing, Dude you never make a touch man xD
Blacknyah 3 years ago 2
lol!
javaldesc 3 years ago
AHAHAH!
robinaldred 3 years ago
"BOSS! BOSS!!"
KaspiantheGreat 3 years ago
Sarah From the ?¿?¿?¿ she got this new ¿?¿?¿?.. please what he say??... I'm Italian can't understand
olioelgolpeseco 3 years ago
Accounting
herculesrockefeller 3 years ago 2
"Sarah from accounting, she's got this new loft and she's having a housewarming party"
mewkau 3 years ago
Thanks to you two
olioelgolpeseco 3 years ago 2
ahahahah anke io sn italiano e fa ridere lo stesso, anke se nn capisci ahahahahah
e poi qnd fa lo sguardo da psicopatico è trp divertente
SuperMatt19 3 years ago 2
it doesn't matter amigo.
shlom0pornstein 3 years ago 2
ahak! cool.. You never make em' touch! NO, man! wahahahaha....
musicholic87 3 years ago
lmfao
sportsguy317 3 years ago
LMAOOO
CradLeRcker 3 years ago
LOL XD Don't know what else to say.
coociew 3 years ago
haha thats wicked lol
sanforddd 3 years ago
Haha, very good XD
amarezero 3 years ago 2
looooooooool hottttttttttt
sachar80 3 years ago
You never make em' touch! NO, man! haha
TAKENnameARGH 3 years ago 7
5 stars right there!
Belfort23 3 years ago 7
Now that's funny shit.. lol!
dynamoehummm 3 years ago 6
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gay
neurotoxicc 3 years ago
Clever...did you get high fives for saying that? .
landmcgreggor2008 3 years ago
I lowe this video;D i can watc it again and again xD
viliusss2675 3 years ago 4
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Quite funny :P
6lamborghini 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Quite funny :P
6lamborghini 3 years ago
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAH i so wasnt expecting that
leahhxoo 3 years ago
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i don't get it.
nivaldosartori 3 years ago
haha you're lame
WeLikeBoobys 3 years ago 3
YOU'RE lame bitch,
nivaldosartori 3 years ago
you two are both lame. no offense, but particularly you nivaldo
bluedudeshs 3 years ago
EPIC! omg! loves it!
rcangelkiss 4 years ago