Self Defense Training Camp: Kick him in the groin

[ccyungin]

lol this shyt is funny as hell

[ATouch0fFaith]

this must be a snap shot of krav magaaaaaaaaaa

[VILIAMU1000]

This is not self defense... The poor guy is getting kicked in the groin. How do you defend yourself from getting kicked in the goring so many times? Lol! I know wear a cup then punch him in the face. Ha! Lmao!

[SuperAsafa]

lol wtf? xD

[quiney99]

i used to kick people in the groin. but then i took an arrow to the knee :(

[Kev4life0]

GOTY

[Tsunami14]

My favorite part is when he kicked 'em in the groin.

[slayer3slipknot]

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A 1.0 FROM IGN

Kinect and XBOX OFFICIALLY SUCK

#teamsony #teamplaystation

[v3nomoso]

wait, wait, wait....did you just tell me (and told your self) your a black belt AFTER YOU PLAYED THIS GAME??????? "I'm not trying to be rude but, LOL............"

[Djaru]

Ohh I see what I was doing wrong, I wasn't aiming for the groin.

[Gamescook]

Probably the most intimate we'll see two digital men being with each other until Mass Effect 3 next year.

[XerafCz]

so is there like a multiplayer?

[bassplayermichael]

Redshirtguy used groinkick

It's super effective

[COOLBRO641]

WTF

[aWTFproduction]

the whole game...in only 2 minutes and 29 seconds WAAAAOW!

[1234Darkflames2]

That guy must seriously be in massive pain

[1234Darkflames2]

KICK HIS GROIN AND HE WONT HAVE BABYS! u know you want to

[franciscoricojrv]

groin groin groin iam going to sleep wit the groin

[McVillly]

So wait... What is he trying to say? We should kick him in the groin?

[GRRAB]

kick his groin for massive damage

[redoutlander]

1:45 "Your arm is aligned with your attackers Groin"

[superdude22233]

LOL kick his goin :D

[MurdocLC]

My groin hurts now...

[rodney2390]

That is something Seraphy would do .

[chandlymen]

KICK HIS GROIN AGAIN & HE SHOULDNT BE ABLE TO MAKE KIDS

[EatWave]

Ancient Chinese self-defense secret: Rah rah rutz! Kick him in the nuts!

[flaetsbnort]

This needs to have an auto tune remix. DO IT, INTERNET

[dfactory]

Target acquired: groin in sight.

Commencing kick!

[hawtdawggies]

"HIS GENITAL REGION IS NOW IN REACH" 1:25

[Andragon90]

So basically if it's a chick (or a ball-less dude), you're FUCKED! And no kicks to the vagina don't hurt nearly as much. Trust me; I'm an expert.

[Panjaquomi]

LMAO!

[tomisstressed]

FINISH HIM!!!! GROINALITY!!!!

[excitefan778]

lol !!!!!!!

[glovestrong48]

Kick his groin for MASSIVE DAMAGE.

[Shaiberu]

Wait, what do I kick again?

[camalonful]

Do a barrel roll!!

[WelcomeGhostsIV]

Fuck it, im getting KINECT!

[TheMrJF]

where is the groin again?

[adribier]

REALLY REALLY? OMG Is that real? xDDDD

[ongwk733]

So do I kick his groin before or after I kick his groin? I'm lost :S

[koworld]

Brilliant.

[llllKAGEllll]

Wait I don't get it so where do I hit him?

[fantasticmoose]

I know this video is supposed to be facetious but a kick to the groin is a valid and effective self-defence technique. 

[TacticOgre]

"Attack its weak point for massive damage"

[MrTomfooligans]

Jesus Christ.

[smd242]

Are you sure this game isn't called "Kick his groin 2012"

EA SPORTS! ITS IN THE GROIN!

[tito2963tito]

Looks like Ubisoft

*Takes off sunglasses*

dropped the ball on this one.

YYEEEAAAAHHHHH!

[r9Panda]

looks likes he just *pull of sunglasses* got kicked in the groin!

[tonzill]

Rapists, remember to bring a cup.

[oalithgow]

mmmm.. so thats it ? then self defense doesn't work against wimen

[Mattebubben]

what if the attacker is a female? kick her... vajaajaay?

[SixtehNien]

@Mattebubben It's called a vagina.

[Ferball193]

truly some really innovating a deep gameplay coming from the kinect these days.

[backslashio]

But what if he's wearing a cup?

[MrRagingMammoth]

is that a real moustache?

[ConradZimmerman]

@MrRagingMammoth Yes. It is a real moustache.

[GamerLad117]

Dirty-fighting man, just pure evil moves.

[korin300]

Who's this deucebag? A deucebag who knows how to kick a mans groin!

[silveririshman]

Hi. :D

[Brighteluden]

kick his what? I missed it the first few hundred times he said it.

[seriously3shade]

the only problem would be if your attacker was a girl....wait no she'd be busy in the kitchen

[fallnando]

lushes mustash ...=D best quote and my new catchphrase 

[thenerdisback10]

Hi :)

[Neurotrace]

Hold on, I don't think I caught that. So... I should kick his groin?

[WIImotionmasher]

almost forgot.....

"Scorpion wins! ..... GROINALITY!!!

[WIImotionmasher]

This is the ultimate fighting lesson. 

*"Pikachu uses 'groin kick!' ... its super effective!!

[WIImotionmasher]

lousy self-derense...... all i have to do is wear a cup (aprox. 0.1% of the world's population).... or simply be a girl (aprox. 49% of the worlds population). I know this will work because the game never said "kick his cup" or "kick her groin " . A more professional self-derense class would include the "Kick his face" technique, or maybe even a "FALCON PUNCH" lesson. unfortunatly it'd probably end up involving a groin attack

[aspiringrockstar]

I liked the part when he said "Kick his groin".

[Chard6]

follow up with a surprise groin kick. was it really a surprise?

[SoulMist17]

groin

[Rurike]

i am now ready to beat anyone!

~female thug comes along~

oh shit....

[juakinote]

two men touching eachother and tons of groin...that is selfdefence

[VideoMaster2560]

@SixtehNien its called a vajaajaay

[SixtehNien]

@VideoMaster2560 Vah-jah-jayy?

[esaedvik]

@SixtehNien Women have more nerves in their "groin area" than men, so it's even more effective :D Aiming is the key naturally.

[SixtehNien]

@esaedvik Alright. I know this. Why are you telling me?

[esaedvik]

@esaedvik For the lulz? Anyways, how was I supposed to have known that? Just replied to your post since you brought it up. Be cool or I'll knee you to the groin.

[SirRevso]

Holy mustacheeoh..... I want to just hang on the end of them, all chavs play this lol

[wqerty2008]

I mustache you a question, but i am shivering for fear

[ChaosRiotZero]

that is one fine moustache

[teddy5615]

let go of my purse i dont know you!!

[akazombie]

@teddy5615 BOBBY!

[EvansStyle]

"Genital triangle?" Umm... Mine is a cylinder with two spheres. So his opponent is transgender? O_o

[joerey68]

Lol

[daviary12]

LMAO

[97cofi]

I forgot kick he's what.XD

[97cofi]

This guy know he's growing

[Bambobfail]

@Theicemonkeyjr no i didn't remember to do that

[Theicemonkeyjr]

Did you remember to kick his groin?

[levi1190]

Kick his groin

[Girigo94]

what if its a woman?

[Nik3AllSt4r]

@Girigo94 first of all your either a pussy or the woman is a phyco bitch punh her in the boob

[Milistaier]

@Nik3AllSt4r yea, normally the common sense stops you, but trust me once you abandon common sense you can win with ease, you just grab her boobs with your hands and you start to spin her around while not letting go using her breasts(indifferent about the size) like a "rope" and then while not letting go you just kick her in the middle of the chest...rippig apart...if is a human you could aswell grab any part of the body, from arm to butt,so much that it bleeds, and you just throw him/her..haha.

[MindTrixx1]

@Girigo94 kick her groin.

[nwb954]

@Girigo94

run for your life then

you don't want to shower in jail with other prisoners now ? do you ?

[GRAVYRAQUEPz]

@Girigo94 hit the boobs!

[osheadkkm]

@Girigo94 kick her vagina

[TheSilverDragon1]

@Girigo94 go for the boobs

[Lizardman0354]

@Girigo94 Kick her anyway, she might enjoy it and become passive.

[sparton1199]

@Girigo94 if its a woman, grab her hair

[Lizardman0354]

@sparton1199 what if she's got short hair?

I say just slap her.

[imzpothead]

@Girigo94

kick her taint

[SuAside83]

@Girigo94

Slightly less margin for error, but a solid hit to a woman's groin will be just as effective as to a man's. Give it a try, but don't blame me if it works too well.

[ANecessaryEnd]

@Girigo94

Extend your arm and open hand, giving a false sense of introduction.

Use said hand to molest her genital area.

Make sure you run afterwards, she will yell rape.

[xujploxjux]

Is it just me or at the end of the sentence at 1:52 does the guy speaking almost laugh?

[Vakrian]

oh balls i thurt this video would have more balls then this

[TheEricleeparker]

I found stroking a robbers groin , will make him give u his money

[Magmaploom]

"give him a kick  to the BALLS"

[ThePhan7em]

KICK HIS GROIN, THAT'S ABOUT IT.

[dazza2708]

Is this for real ?!

[soogoonu]

that make sense and for 2 major reasons:

1 good self defense

2 deny the s*cker to reproduce

[DaMoose85]

THAT'S MY PURSE, I DON'T KNOW YOU!

[KnivesAndFireArmsUK]

and how will this work with a woman....

[kungguld]

@KnivesAndFireArmsUK Just dandy!

[KuramaZeyurai]

kick his groin so that his family tree becomes extinct

[Glaswegiangod]

Kick his groin weak spot for massive damage. Good to see the Genji 2 design documents were put to good use. :L

[Naturality]

I kicked a man in the groin. He wasn't happy. I'm giving this game a super low score of 6/10 because it is responsible for my broken face-bone.

[Mrbanana1113]

Now I know how to mele on saints row the third!

[TheOriginalKingD]

What if a girl attacks me, would it cause the same pain, I don't know because ovaries don't hang outside the body, do I kick her in the breast, I dont know, I JUST DONT KNOW

[TheEricleeparker]

@TheOriginalKingD just beat her with ur penis

[neomysterio]

This is shit.

[hoptop77]

Now I can wait to show girls my genital triangle

[Niersmans]

That's mah purse! I don't know you!

[mahonsunto]

Where do I kick again?

[EffectiveKill]

@mahonsunto idk kick his face?

[geno344]

Too much groins.

[urabbis]

what happens if its not a guy O.o

[awetcvre]

@urabbis Kick her groin

[byranicon]

@urabbis punch her boob

[HeavyWeaponsCore]

Sounds more like porn

[R1kuTakao]

Just kick his fucking balls in to mashed potatoes. I hope there's also training on teabagging. If it has it's a guaranteed buy for me.

[piskooooo]

this kills the crab

[QazJer]

lets make this a meme.

[edfredisdead]

wait... where do i kick?

[chrishdunne]

@edfredisdead kick his groin

[edfredisdead]

@chrishdunne oh! thanks for clearing that up man!

[lol6120]

im going to kick the guy who say'd first in the groin

[matsis95]

i am guessing this game was made by women....

[matsis95]

I mustache you a question, but i am shaving it for later

[thexfatxninja]

Yep that'll do it.

[hamsterhill]

Seems legit



[Trixstir]

wow



[craneum123]

xD



[monkeybear]

Dat shaved-cats-fur-glued-to-upper­-lip-moustache.

[omegafaust]

Aim for the nuts eh? Well can't say it wouldn't be effective.

[911Linger]

Nice bro cool mustashio



[TheScarrend]

His genital region is not within reach maaaaahn!

[dogonabike100]

also first

[dogonabike100]

lol