The Gospel According to Betty (Part I)

[GojyotheFeared]

"Blessed are the christians who criticize others' faiths, for we call that love. Cursed are those who return it, for we call that pursecution."

So true.

The christians don't realize that criticism of any religion whether it be christianity or any other religion, it is still pursecution when you call for the ereadication of it or think that it's nothing but hocus pocus.

Just don't tell them that because that's real pursecution, not the kind they like to dish out themselves.

[Toyman1982]

GOD damn your HOT Betty!

[kevkajdas]

Hey can somebody link me to the Harlot Stoning 'cause I can't seem to find it and I really wanna watch that heathen get stoned.

[699backstab]

Religion just got cell block D raped. Nice

[suginami123]

Thank you Betty. Now I can sleep with those angels that appear around my bed without fear.

[greiteneis]

@MrsBettyBowers Is there a way we, your humble servants, may donate to Thy channel (or Chanel) that Thou mayest produce more videos? As a fellow (not so) humble disciple of Our Lord Jesus, I feel it is my duty to give Thee tithe, so that Thy gospel may reach the four-corners of Viral Videodom. The Lord bless and keep Thee in designer fashion so long as Thou walkest among his lowlier creations. The Kingdom of Milan br Thine. Amen.

[3investigators]

Wonderful! Thank you.

[Crunchy68]

Blessed are the Christians who criticise others' faith, for we call that "love".

Cursed are all other religions when they return the favor, for we call that "persecution".

CLASSIC!! MMMM-Wah!

[dudster9867]

self righteous hypocritical cunt

[billyboylb]

Love me some Betty!

[danholan]

Thank you for the reminder in my e-mail box 'Betty Crew.'

Years ago I was regular on your site.

Subscribed!

[shmuli9]

This is hilarious! Until a few minutes ago, I had never heard of "Betty Bowers". (Since then, I've watched all her videos on YouTube.) I'm not an atheist, but I REALLY get tired of incredibly smug Christians ("I'm not perfect; just saved")...

[romperstompist]

Her point on activists, patriots, and militants is so spot on! I hate that its that way but damn it soooooo is!

[parousia555]

What happened to the vid about Betty and Jesus running for office of the President

[keal57]

Betty truly understands the harm organized religion continues wreak on humankind.

Thank you Betty for illuminating these ideologies in a way we can at least have a good laugh rather shake our head in disgust or despair.

[tmadams100]

I Love Betty Bowers

Gay, Straight, or Bisexual are completely “NATURAL” variations in human sexual orientation. These variations are Nature’s way of controlling world-wide population growth, now at nearly 7.1 Billion people. If the human population continues to grow at an escalating rate, there won’t be enough jobs, food, energy resources, etc. This is a FACT. People who say having sex is ALWAYS about making more babies are Ignorant of reality.

Peace, Harmony, and Love.

[blackwolf1200]

@tmadams100 I agree, but I wouldn't say Nature has the desire to control anything in particular. As we can see, homosexuality is a non-starter in that regard - 10% of the population not procreating, minus the artificial fertilisations, doesn't really count for much.

In most developed countries, we have stagnant or even shrinking population figures, which is a direct result of giving people choice, education and wealth. And that's a good thing, if not so much for our pension systems.

[Azrael666Azazel]

Omg i actually never thought of masochists and the golden rule. That actually is very funny

[Hotleather31]

Catholicism the Roman Polanski of faiths! XD Love it! Oh Betty hun you tell like it is!

[dodgeysmith1]

Betty... I'm sure you get this a lot.... But will you please marry me.

[alvesrocha]

very happy you made a new video

[tj11112222]

WATCH Harlot Stoning Next.  Hallelujah!

[Tywno]

"A facefull of 12 gauge dermabrasion" 1:29 ROFL

[AGNOSSI]

Betty, you have been missed!

I hope that you'll be here more often.

[MyBarry2009]

Lucky God made me a atheist.

[imjessietr29]

Well, I follow Christ, and I find you hilarious. I'm so happy you're still making videos.

[tj11112222]

Betty is back!

[hermanhedning93]

made my day!

[kaziqaleph]

I <3 You, Betty

[JunetheHomemaker]

Dear Betty,

Are you ordained? If so, would you perform my wedding?

Love,

June the Homemaker

[cHIEN87]

Can't wait for part 2!

[citizen762]

Betty for President!

[Alexodia]

How to tell a true Christian in the comments section. They remember Jesus says turn the other cheek and laugh at these videos.

[chefmikehenry]

As usual, always entertaining.

[limegreensquid]

Beautifully disgusting!  I love it!

[DawnVita]

My hero......

[taxpayr]

Nice to see you!

[Vahtacen]

YOU MADE MY DAY!!!!

[thatsnotagoodidea]

Yay!

[RCDeschene]

BETTY!!! :DD

Upload more often! :D

[torkmymercury]

GOD IS NOT MOCKED!!! I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU!!!

[chefmikehenry]

@torkmymercury - Looks like someone doesn't like the truth in their face. I feel sorry for all those mindless robots that don't have the grapes to stand behind your own thoughts but only find strength in numbers. We'll Betty mocked your god and yet she's still alive. So much for your "Gods" vengeance.

[richwfd2002]

@torkmymercury :"God" is mocked every time you supposed "christians" open your mouths.

[Brandon112878]

"Blessed are they who show civic zeal, for they shall be called patriots--well, unless you disagree with them. Then they're called activists."

Genius

[lalishelaide]

God Bless Mrs. Betty Bowers, bringing back the good word of the good book.

[Mistress9Nine]

He delegates. ROFLOL!!!

[NotSoOldHippy]

I asee that 10 Christofascist dog fuck cultisists disliked the video. LOL

[NotSoOldHippy]

LOL! Andf millions of fucking insane cult savages believe it.



[tranquist1]

Betty is the best. Hot and smart; who could ask for more.

[steveb0503]

CILF

Conservative I'd Like to...

[ChuckyJesus666]

Jesus was in the credits....but I never saw him in the production; typical of Jesus to take credit when it's not due.....

[killtroy811]

At the bottom of the caption. WATCH> HARLOT STONING NEXT...LMFAO!

[jermainehargrove]

Yay!! :)

[jennyinthepark]

"Faith is all about multitasking. Right now I'm judging you!"  LOL

[saveourrivers]

When do we get to see the harlot stoning?

[AGNOSSI]

May we have an AMEN!!



[Alexodia]

@AGNOSSI RAMEN

[TheRachaelLefler]

Praise be to Betty!

[levolance]

Takes you 3 months or so to make this shit?

[victorbarovsky]

@levolance and how long did it take to make your videos? Oh! You don't have any?

[ChuckyJesus666]

@levolance ....and exactly how many videos do you make per month.....let's look at your channel....oh....why...that would be NONE....STFU!

[Tigerwyld]

Betty is my one true love!

[AmericanCurmudgeon]

Loved it. A minor nitpick. Shotgun bore size are measured in "gauges." An AK-47 is a rifle which is measure in caliber

[sanseijedi]

@AmericanCurmudgeon Not a nitpick! Facts is facts and one must keep the powder dry & pass the ammunition. Ramen.

[iamveggie]

moar plz! we need our betty fix

[manuel1471]

i love it.

happy to see you back betty

[eire138]

I've been fiendin fer some Betty, thanks doll..

[oldone13]

Betty for President

[TheNewMoon333]

God Bless Betty Bowers :]

[drunkenbluto]

Betty for Pope!

[Rawrzellers]

fucking looooooooooooooooove you

[wwwATHEISTATOMcom]

Hail Betty

[SuperIntuitive1]

Just in time for the holidays!

[mysticking16]

"Blessed is Jesus for him not to care how much of a hot mess you are just as long as you keep telling him how fabulous he is. Lets face it, we all got friends like that" BURNED!!!!!

[coollikeyodais]

Hallelujah

[bagelboi66]

Oh Betty welcome back, it's been tooo long!

[tazdeville55]

Awesome! But again so true!

[mkwatson92]

This is a most blessed day! It should be called a sabbath!

I am ashamed though, because since Betty was away for so long I started worshiping a golden calf :/

I actually want to buy The Gospel According to Betty so that I can read it in an undertone day and night (:

[Joerexia]

If only Betty were the Ingersoll of our era.

[Zentz29]

I want to be inside her!

After we get married of course... XD

[Di0genesus]

@Zentz29

GILF

[Mushuboo]

Love you Betty!!!!

[bostoncreamdonuts]

your backk! :)

[heratus007]

kill those whores betty

[ubersteigen]

<3

[LittleSelfia]

The bets part of wakin' up is Betty Bowers in your subscription box.

[GreasyMT]

welcome back....love the videos

[TheD0ded0de]

6 people reject the gospel of our Lady Betty Bowers. Stone them!

[mysticking16]

"Blessed is prayer for it is a wonderfully passive aggressive way of letting the Lord know you think he is just a little lazy." ROFL

[CaranLonde]

finally! :D welcome back Miss Betty Bowers<3

[Gummify]

My prayers have been answered! Betty hath returned :D

[hindellish]

Oh Betty, how good it is to have you judging us, again.

[fr8bear]

Absoluty Great! Love IT!!!

[thesageofohio]

I've missed you Betty

[Astrobrant2]

Great to see you making videos again. I missed you!

[toonadict]

I havent seen my favorite christian in a long time.

[windigo77]

I love you Betty!

[Paxmax]

LOL @ Münchhausen by proxy!!!

[brickmastertube]

just awesome!

It's been a while.

[OnlyIfYouSayPlease]

Thanks for the upload!!

[IshootURface]

You are just.... (starts clapping) That was just beautiful.

[thruthem]

So beautiful - I cried!

[ravana1984]

I vote this woman for president of the world

[FerreThoughts]

All hail! The Betty returneth!

[Frefflica]

She reminds me so much of Mrs. Caldwell from Cruel Intentions! "We gave money to Colin Powell..!" Love it.

[MaplestoryDude989]

I want this bible

[kinkycommie]

Glad to see you're back!!

[rmo86]

Not always true, but still funny: "Blessed are Christians, who criticize others' faith, for we call this love. Cursed are others who return the favor, for we call that persecution."

[GenerationXeroFilms]

She's Back! YES!

[alexia2099]

i have feelings for you Betty

[theMilkz]

blessed is betty..

[audadvnc]

Blessed are the Bettytudes! Love the audience response/gunshots.

[Q3t3sh]

haha, brilliant! :D

[Gamefreaky1234321]

omg, i actually want this bible

[TemporalOnline]

WOW, you took FOREVER for a new video!

Welcome back!

[Orsbore]

Blessed are the videos from Mrs. Betty Bowers.

Cursed are the long, empty months between videos from Mrs. Betty Bowers.

[divinegrace01]

Genius as always.

[BuzzardlyThings]

Thank you Betty for once again allowing yourself to be the oracle of the Almighty. But the most important fact is that you look fabulous!

[broot4u]

Betty Bowers makes the world go...apocalyptic. Love me some Betty!

[FriknClueless]

Best 3 minutes of sarcasm ever

[Zero11107]

Blessed be the YouTube, for it brings us Betty

[hauntedskin]

@Zero11107

Cursed is the VEVO, for it brings us more ads.

[rg0057]

@hauntedskin , but blessed is the AdBlock add-on, and various other tools, which return control of your PC or other device back to you.

[greggydude]

Fantastic!!!

[09porcupine]

Blessed is Betty Bowers ❀✿

[juliandemaza]

O great!!!! :D

[ScrewFoxNews]

My morals were slacking off due to lack of Betty.

[dgeypscun]

Yay! 

[AmsterdamHeavy]

MOAR BETTEH NAO!

[tatdude806]

Betty, Another Winner...