Weekend Project: Make a Sneaky USB Battery!

[FeuerfaustGolDAce]

or you can just use truecrypt...

[TommyDDoom]

0:35 OMG YES I HAVE THE SAME USB but its 4GB lol :D now i can hide my porn files xD

[605080115]

sracka

[malik75]

So does he just expect me to have all this stuff ready? Like seriously a drill you make it sound like it's easy to obtain that.

[WacticalTactical]

@malik75 Is it there no hardware store where you live?

[jcrowley1985]

I can hide my child porn on it. The cops wouldn't think of checking the batteries in my tv remote. 

[TheHackWhite]

or you can just hide the flash drive...

[melonflaps]

could just use a 9v battery :/

[TheSpinkyMan]

ill just use my pocket to store my secret stuff thanks :)

[3366fresh]

wait i just realised but... a magnefying video thing... a pole so you can film from high up... and now this.... kipkay, wat exactly do you film...???? TEEHEE

[OneCynicBastard]

i believe they just made it easier for kids to have pr0n

[Cultureshockcrew]

\/\/33|>

[mineops114]

what if someone trys to use it but they throw it away

[rtubrl]

best



[HmNiTyTy]

Oh yea, lets take a magnet and put it next to a storage device that potentialy has important files on it. Brilliant fucking idea...

[spongebobrules99]

@HmNiTyTy Flash memory is not affected by magnets

[HmNiTyTy]

@spongebobrules99 I was tired when I posted.. But you are correct... But its still not too good of an idea.

[NikySportsPromotion]

so how do i plug it in?

[friscoway415]

@NikySportsPromotion it is just to hide your usb flash drive, you take it out and use it.

[homedoglol]

man I used to love spy v.s spy

[bbglas007]

Kipkay, please go through airport security and customs with this and post footage. Thanks.

[mikeyw02]

SSD: Solid State Drive

SSSSD: Super small sneaky storage device.

[Malcurious]

By secret stuff do you mean porn

[SPANKY887]

only one problem the magnet will erase memory on your usb

[buddhafollower]

@SPANKY887 no, it will not

[AppleAssassin]

@SPANKY887 No it won't because it's flash memory with no moving parts. It would only happen to a Hard Disk Drive

[TheMightyZwom]

@SPANKY887

No it will not. USB-devices save Information by charge, not by the polarisation of magnetic areas. That means, the magnet will have no effect on the USB-device.

[TheLego9]

where did you get your big soldering station?

[86Ivar]

teaching kids to open toxic batteries.

[crazymagicdude]

it is ugly to look at

[kewlkreator]

i dont think my porn will fit on a 1gb drive...

[Rannyfash]

after reading the title i thought of quite a funny comment involving me, my mum and porn, then i scrolled down :(

[EGL24Xx]

last time I checked, magnets do have effects on solid state memory

[bahstrike]

@EGL24Xx last time you checked, you really didn't check. flash memory stores information in an extremely weak electric field, not magnetic.

[dmitry246]

me. mom were the fuck is my battery?

my mom. i thre it away

me. why the fuck would you do that thats were i hide my porn

my mom. what are you talking about?

me. nothing... fuck you kipkay i lost my porn now :(

[BATTXP1919]

Kipkay, can u make a usb powered inverter to 230volts. or can u send me the design.

[thebiohazardreborn]

kipkay is my idol

[Thepockets88]

we used to put em inside old caller id boxs, and make one of the phone jacks the usb connector, "E.X. there was a phone cord with a usb plug on one end"

[ToothNroost]

2 days later...

Wife: Hey a fresh battery Sweet... 2 mins later... Oh wow dosent work dosent even hold a charge well *chucks out Heavy Duty Battery*

1 hr later

Kip: Hey Do you know where that battery went on my work desk?

Wife: yeah i chucked it its at the dump now...

Kip: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

[HowwToGame]

Check my channel for Skyrim in 1 minute!

[barryburketv]

is this just a flash drive?

[penguin6441]

@barryburketv yes

[islas956]

you can stash your weed

[LilJProductionz2011]

what tool you use to solder?

[TheShadowfexx]

@LilJProductionz2011 its for taking the solder off of the circuit board

[KristianRasmussenFTW]

"Honey, where's my flashdrive?" "It's in the remote"

[robloxroxx]

i still dont get how it works

[penguin6441]

@robloxroxx ..... its a flash drive... hidden as a battery

[conorreilly100]

any1 else think of porn

[PmanMega]

for your secret porn

[TheeWubMachine]

You can put your weed in there. (If you get the reference reply to this comment) =D

[dial3for3dwin]

@TheeWubMachine adam sandler haha p.s. oh i dont have one of those



[swordfish020]

i shal house my porno in this here battery ..........JK

[RyBoy991]

ARE YOU MAD,.....MAGNETS ATTACHED TO ANY STORAGE DEVICE WILL ERASE ALL THE DATA SO PEOPLE BE CAREFUL BUT IF YOU DON'T SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR PORN

[HELLHamster16]

@InvisableINC stolen!

[MrChrisb914]

@InvisableINC best comment ive ever read

[camerabox1]

@InvisableINC XD

*mom* WHAT IN DAT BATTERY *

*kid* nothin

*mom*oh really

*kid* LOOK justin beiber

*mom* WHERE

*kid throws battery*

[kweston04b3]

only problem is when someone needs a battery and uses this and fooooop ur 1000 word essay that took you 2 weeks to do gone like linsey lohans dignity!

[LMFAOdasafFeROFL]

FOR MYY SECRET STUUUFF?? °o°

[Scycotix]

Uh-oh this battery does not work! *throws it out*



[KRC1023]

@Scycotix

Yeah, in my house that would just be my data in the battery recycling place...

[gck86]

mission impossible spy gadget

[juggaloclown111]

better idea use a 9 volt battery no powder grap

[Username636]

magnet? doesnt that wipe your storage?!

[Heresathought]

@Username636 Unless you're using floppy disks still, it's unlikely.

[Username636]

@Heresathought why? magnets can also clear your harddrive!

[islamjalal]

i have to addmit u r smart

[Xp1ozion]

...and then someone throws away the "dead" battery.

[hakingandmods1]

nice

[wereu90]

Put it in a nine volt battery, nothing inside except smaller batteries and more room for the drive.

[bosaap10]

@wereu90 good idea!

[ruebenstainslyfox88]

im sorry but doesnt a battery sticking outside a computer look twice as obvious as just having a flashdrive?

[DanTillaZilla]

I have a USB Cell battery. The cap comes off and you can recharge it with the USB port. Pretty cool but doesnt work with ALL devices. Thats what I thought this vid was about lol

[Zaven59]

Should use a rechargeable battery so nobody will throw it away :P

[towlebucket]

Cleveland Brown at 2:59........"Verry".

[jdm280]

I now keep my porn in an old TV remote lol.

[MrGunsmith75]

@jdm280 lmfao i will now go find an old remote

[6LordMortus9]

Couldn't you just cut through the base without removing the wrapper? would look more realistic if you didn't have to re-wrap the metal casing

[ericwongty]

next time how about a sneaky battery usb? that's more interesting.

[454charing]

that stuf is porn

[JabaJamzRecords]

or you can just hide it........

[dendog21]

nice place to hide my coke thanks

[MrTirich]

хуета!!!

[Bullshitvol2]

Another, way more important reason, to use a Zinc battery (Non alkaline):

Alkaline batteries mercury inside. Trust me...YOU DON'T WANT TO OPEN THEM.

btw: litium batteries are also non alkaline ones but they will explode if you cut them.

[Creator794]

I tried to do this with a lead acid battery and it didn't work that well.

[baseball22ification]

444 people lost their battery

[ImMOrTaLBG92]

this sucks!

[vinylloung]

Wont the battery read 5v USB?

[dwmcdaniel13]

@vinylloung fail :P

[vinylloung]

@dwmcdaniel13 That was a fail on your part it was a joke

[dwmcdaniel13]

@vinylloung obviously a joke. before you go starting something look at your avatar. you look to be about 7-8 years old.

[vinylloung]

@dwmcdaniel13 I'm about 13 and that avatar is out of date my camera broke

[Halterung01]

look at 3:02

isn't the USB-Port totally f*cked up?!

[idiotAREstupid]

@Halterung01 NO! The magnet won't damage the USB because USB don't work like hard drive

[Halterung01]

@idiotAREstupid i know, that flash memory doesn't operate magentic, I mean, theUSB-Plug looked to damaged

[idiotAREstupid]

@Halterung01 no! he connected extra cord to the plug

[sonicrulez22]

@bobo54323 i think he took out the magnets

[vimalvinnoli26]

now, how do u take it out??

[RedPeanut1]

@bobo54323 that worked only on floppy disks

[DeviousWashere2]

Whats so secret that needs to be discuised as a battery.

[Modded1234]

439 people are a ginger with no soul

[free00to00ryhme]

@Modded1234 im a ginger with a soul worth more than your life. you commodity.

[50sRat]

@free00to00ryhme if u had a soul u wouldnt say that. ur soul comes from god. but im on ur side caus that wasnt right what he said....

[niran41]

@Modded1234: and ur a sneaky wolf....

[HOTSHOT9041]

@Modded1234 now its 453

[SKATE4KAMPUCHEA]

@Modded1234 actually, 469 are

[jet528559]

@Modded1234 474

[DJ1812]

I wanna see how you hide a 500GB Hard Drive in Battery Casing :D

[haloflooder]

@DJ1812 Easy, get a car battery :)

[LRTOTAL]

**** 0:01 SKIP ADS ****

[caulinrocker1]

@LRTOTAL why ... for the past hour ive only seen pink floyd ads

[MincraftC0W]

@LRTOTAL does'nt work

[LRTOTAL]

@MincraftC0W Sorry lol fail

[THEHIRVIBOY]

much more easier with 9volt battery

[cldt900]

instead of gutting out the battery, shoot a hooker with a 9 and save the shell

[Ksawerow1999]

for your secret stuuf. dan dand ndan

[gnamp]

That's great until someone tries to use it to power a Gameboy Advance and gets a bunch of Kipkay porn on the screen. Anyone for Super Kipkay pulling his pudd Bros.? *shudders*.

[2010youngman]

that's impossible

[samantha14231]

@2010youngman obviously not imposible cuz he just did it

[tech851]

whait how do i take the usb connector out from the battery

[twisterfreak345]

never open a AA battery that is the alkaline type. it has alkaline in it

[nukedupnitronerd]

thx KipKay

im goona try this but in a small bullet instead

ill post a video reply to show u how it goes

[egol14]

well now my pron is safe

[ironwraith4]

Why is everyone talking about porn on the comments..LOL seriously its funny

[baradock100]

@ironwraith4 BECAUSE EVERY ONY HAS NOTHING TO HIDE BUT PORN

[santapuppetmaster]

so how do you get it back out...

[yungn4]

can someone tell me...when in the living hell will i ever want to do this??? >.<

[EyesOnYouTR]

for yoour secreeet stuuuf...

[cocacolarocksalot]

Kid: Mom wheres my battery?

Mom: I threw it away it was dead.

Kid: NO MY PORN!

Mom: What did you say

Kid: I ATE TO MUCH CORN!

[NevaSayNoToPanda]

@cocacolarocksalot ROFL

[Destroyit1213]

@cocacolarocksalot dont store it just go on redtube.com.

[RoShAnOWNEDyou]

@Destroyit1213 Or jpegworld. com :P

[XIIcharlieXII9000]

@cocacolarocksalot

Mom: We havnt Had corn!

[cocacolarocksalot]

@XIIcharlieXII9000 Son: well i have over at Tom's house.

[MrImHome]

@cocacolarocksalot Finally, a comment that literally made me lol.

[free00to00ryhme]

@cocacolarocksalot lmao, u just made my stressful day so much more enjoyable lmao.

[rjgtc01]

@cocacolarocksalot  Super LOL

[JeffroTV]

Me: Hey Honey, now you can't find my hidden stash of Porn thanks to makemagazine! Hey where did my battery go?

Wife: It was dead, so I threw it away.

Me: Dammit!

[monsterq6]

for all of my pronz

[iSpoonyBard]

but what if i have 80 gigs of porn! it won't fit in a USB D:

[ryandonian]

@iSpoonyBard your mom will come in your room and be like "why do you have 80 batteries next to your computer?"

[Psymoneyezed]

Me: my mom through away my "Battery".

friend: The battery with all that porn on it?

[DarkLoquendo117]

hhhmmmmm... secret stuff....

[etaxalo]

cant edit comment :S

you had put the usb connector in reverse (pin 1(board) went to pin 4 (connector))

[etaxalo]

you the usb connector :)

[1991doomsday]

Rape face! 0:05

[MrThefunblast]

You shuld do a USB battery a battery inside a USB.

[joeratti]

can this asshole hack himself out of my life

[LSLencrypted]

@joeratti don't...click...the videos?

[jakobSCHOSTI]

Magnet and a flash drive??

[DietmarSchwarz]

password protect it? -.-

[kidothompson]

secret stuff as in porn?

[Buyinos]

When he said secret stuff i automatically thinked of porn

[arturogdv]

these works for all my porn

[MrFiddee]

ummmm........

just hidde it dumbass =/

[mchs1987]

@MrFiddee spell HIDE correctly retard

[alex46215]

i will just hide my flashdrive..its already reretty small

[muddinguy100]

I have that dremal!!!!

[MrSuperdude2468]

1:30 so the AA battery hack doesn't work? HA

[RIPPCalarius]

This was probably the most useless creation ever. Really.

[matheusribeirojoao]

my wife trow that away

[Deminisherinator]

magnet on usb = data wipe D:

[TechBoywii]

@Deminisherinator Of course not, that only applies to hard drives. not flash drives.

[fairyheli2]

right click, propetries, hidden.

[minimanson160]

that game spy v spy is the fucking balls it is so good

[111paolo2]

when you mean secret stuff you mean porn right???

[KBorychowski12]

@111paolo2 lol

[Supernic111]

For your secret stuff = For porn

[Funkahoolic]

I want to see a tutorial for the 16 gb version

[dogzout]

then again, walking around with a battery in your pocket is pretty suspicious