Things ThatZak Said.

[gotothelions]

3:43 That was gold.

[OrgasmandTea]

I want Zak to release a book that contains no plot, philosophy, biography or indeed any kind of content other than quotes from Zak.

[SpaceCoward]

He is the best! hahaha

[iliveonplanetspace]

This is fantastic.

[MusicChick015]

I really almost hit dislike at the godfather quote but ONLY because the insane-ness. I actually love the video :)

[goldman838]

i love the quote "I love my tits like my pancakes,Flat" i cracked up after hearing that

[sb7154]

I agree you should have a sitcom :)

[weisenhorn6]

I typed in thatzak and found this. Found one of the nerdiest,prettiest, funniest, and all in all best youtuber ever(well maybe not best but definatley top 10) Iv watched a few in the last few days, and iv decided that you are easily at least 6, most likely better than 5. keep it up :D

[animecrazynerd]

I love how Zak knows Hannah Montanna songs better than Morgan.

[HyvelTjuven]

This is amazing, the shit zak says! :D

[pigletrocks32]

I want a sequel

[iambear101]

Can people please comment on my video "Hey there homie, what's up? ^^" I need the questions answered for a major assignment.

- Thanks.

Lorina.

[JosiahFiles]

He might not have felt the slap, but he didn't turn the other cheek

[muziicluver93]

I love how Morgan can keep a straight face for most of the time, if that was me i would be cracking up at every quote XD

[andreasfr1]

Just subbed, you're quite amusing :)

Keep up the awesomeness ^^

[andreasfr1]

*waits patiently in the bookstore... between the fantasy and the how-to section*

[JeFLaP]

Well now I really want to hangout with Zak, that kid is clearly the coolest.

[justalittledangerous]

this is the best video i have ever seen

[SoulQuestion]

why is this not a tumblr?

[KatieRoseSaysHellos]

haha, yeah, im crying x)

[kjaye57]

i love your hair morgan, it looks amazing! :)

[ElBastardo3000]

Zak, one of today's unsung heroes.

[emagainsthem]

Ha I just noticed how much Zak says "to be fair.."

[Tiwaking]

Nay.

[TheDukeofLions]

That tits quote is golden.

[SourSpiders]

I had a wheelchair for a summer, and when you need it, it is FRUSTRATING AS HELL, but once I was able to walk, I found the wheelchair fun! (There is wisdom in your words, Zak.)

Also, I was laughing the whole way through this!!

[JustJestr]

I went and stole a wheelchair from the airport after watching this video

[MulfordTheDean]

@JustJestr Wait wait wait... stole it from the airport? Impressive.

[JustJestr]

@MulfordTheDean thanks, it was easy sneaking up on the guy who was in it lol jk

[Alykia]

My friend has to use a wheelchair often and he learned how to do all these cool tricks with it.

[WestsideProductionz]

Literally the best thing ever.

[queenofeveryone]

I was already subscribed to all three of these youtubers ;) I love y'all.

[queenofeveryone]

I was already subscribed to all three of these youtubers.

[MegaFearlessLover]

that frightens me that he knows the theme song to Hannah Montana OMG

[thishanw]

dude's a legend!!!

[Andy205040]

Amazing!

[emagainsthem]

This video made me start watching him. Funny kid.

[ba3362]

the girl on zak's right needs to enunciate more

understood none of her words....

[TheaterGeek2007]

@ba3362 His right or ours?

[dizziefree]

Aww! He's such a legend!

[GermanNightmare1976]

Oh my, the video started buffering right at 1:17.

[isadorkk]

Burgers. Heheh.

[ArcaneInsignia13]

Man I hope nobody would ever bring up the shit I said, in the past, out of context. I'm sure what he said was more reasonable given the conditions around which he said it.

[Peyoutreaux]

Zak does not wish to be Jesus, if he wanted to be Jesus, then he would be Jesus. Jesus on the other hand can only wish to be Zak.

[malcolmisahero]

I love this

[emagainsthem]

Haha I want to do this to all my favorite youtubers now!

[smdelta4]

oh! that rape quote is my facebook status now!

[bobclarkson]

Morgan's poker face!

[nicciweasley]

Fuck this made me laugh!!! I had to favorite this!

[orkavaradu84]

why do americans have shoes inside? :O it's weird..

[sam123486]

I am subscribing now. TOO FUNNY!

[nico3641]

My gardener's name is Jesus too

[telephonedude]

Click video, find out about Zach.

Watch video, hear Hannah Montana theme song.

Click link to Zach's Youtube page, hear there's a new Monsters Inc. coming out.

Can this day get any better?!

[emilythebravee]

My favorite part of this video was David's foot's cameo.

[xxnonyabidnezxx7]

makes the ladies scream <3

[WildSoul1020]

Morgan kind of looks like Emily Osment

[oNautable]

Make a twitter :P

[ICOEPRproductions]

This guy reminds me of me. Imma subscribe.

[tajillette]

Zak can comment after saying "No comment" all he wants because he is Jesus or at least the closest one we have in our generation. What can I say the boy has chops.

[bongchi]

You should totally do more vids with Zak! This was brilliant!

[Rocketfists]

Typical Zach, laughing at the things that he says...

[breanna1824]

you have to do another one of these!

[Niekpas1]

He is jesus.

[Ovinicus]

"Don't touch my subscribers!"

[reianaisawesome]

Oh Zachary (:

[Imbitingmytongue]

Surely wheelchairs are even more awesome when you DO actually need them? otherwise you'll just be slugging around on the floor...

[steverulzz1]

1:38 and covered in syrup?

[coolstream1]

Thatzak, that trollface

[shrimp99991]

The funniest part of this was when he laughed.

[SimplySalma]

I love how Zak's laughing the hardest at the things that HE said.

[sopeauh]

that was awesome!

[Casfact]

gahahaha

[MikeTheBFG]

Favorite part is when he pulls them together by their hair, i just might unsubscribe from morgan and subscribe to Zak!

[treetooone]

LOL This was SOO funny xD

[RationalHB]

Maybe it's just me.. but random sentences do not bring the funny.

[mifsgoingup]

this was hilarious, loved it

[ihatepredictivetext]

I love this. and lol at hannah montana

[renesmeelove77]

you should do more if these Morgan!!

[SkitzophrenicNerd]

I laughed so hard. This is the greatest video ever! Haha. :)

[thefrenchifresh]

I was brushing my teeth while watching this.

It resulted in my spitting toothpaste all over my keyboard while trying not to laugh...

[oNautable]

Dear god, that was hilarious.

[LINDSAYLIKEOMG]

"i have to poop and i'm scared" lmao!!!

[sidotheindian]

I'M ASIAN!COME AT ME BRO O_O

Man this video was hilarious XD

[MikeTheBFG]

holy shit! i thought i was the only person like that!

[asboundlessasthesea]

Added to favourites. Zach, you are a comical genius.

[xTheWilton]

i want a Zak

[toastersXftwX]

Zak is definitely the Sheldon of the house.

[remedywithin]

The wheelchair thing was kinda lame. I really wouldn't mind getting out of mine... Then looking at this and laughing. Anyways... Us folk that use them are pretty much "HELL ON WHEELS!" Making the most of it... It can be a joy if you look at it in that form. Then it can suck ass at times... Zak needs ran over or bumped really good once. He'd maybe rethink it... Yet it was all in good funny, haha. All in all... I enjoyed. Twenty plus years in one will give you a better outlook then normally. T/C

[sang4399]

HAHAHA

[DemDemDavid]

Zach sounds like such a fun person to know!

[Qwaszxa3]

Cassandra is a lucky lucky girl xD

[februaryboy91]

This was funny,and I don't even know you guys, really.

[thecindylorraine]

 I love you all

[Quixotic1018]

If he was Kramer the comments about black people might be different :/

[TotallyTommeh]

Why was neil off camera?

[piranaut]

Hilarious and in between two attractive women. You, sir, are someone I aspire to be.

[allnaturalfreddi]

I agree with all the comments about shia labeouf

[hardworker424]

After Morgan said It's hard to be this sexy. Zak should have said "Damn straight it's hard to be this sexy."

[LauraCuthbert]

Haha, I remember talking to you guys about this list forever ago. Stay classy banana stand, stay classy.

[tangerinevivid]

haha I'm really sorry but when he pulled your guys' hair at the end it made me laugh so hard! not at your pain but at your in sync anger

[dancerbethany1]

ThatZak=Sheldon Cooper?

[hardworker424]

@dancerbethany1 Without the genius intellect you could be right. Than again without the genius intelligence he's just some really socially awkward human being which is pretty prevalent on Youtube.

[mrbrown15]

"you just said no comment and then you commented" lmao

[missxcantxsing]

I HAD NO IDEA THESES THREE KNEW EACH OTHER. my life just got better.

[Jasminisuberawesome]

To be fair, it is Zach

[Meatalmetaldoomydoom]

I wish i was a polygamist like Zak lol

[cakeykhans]

soo means hahah yet entertaining.

[TheErraticTheory]

I hate you Zak. Your the luckiest man ever sitting between those two lovely ladies.

[amadmaninabox]

two counts for thatJesuszak:

1.) Scribes penning his wisdom

2.) water into liquor.

...just sayin.

[Ichiganaru]

I'm afraid to poop now, very afraid

[iLeaveYouWithHugs]

-LOL Neil talking in the bg

-I didn't think this was possible, but, I love Zach even MORE now!

*hug*

[Futuredesigner100]

@3:42 I started laughing so hard.. thats so horrible though.

[TheRealSefron]

I hate ThatZak, specifically for his "You say Justin Bieber, I say Nickelback" video. I am not a fan on Nickelback but pop is the crappiest music in the world.

[thatzak]

@TheRealSefron Hey.

[lapOliciamexicana]

@colourmeful seconded. deleted scenes please.

[jackandjuice]

Zak is clearly a comedy genius. Even if he isn't Jesus.

[CalicoJames]

To be fair, my cousins and I used to ride around in my Grandma Penny's wheelchair all time. And here's some random things my family has said, in earnest and with no context:

"Is the fish fishy?"

"Oh my god, is that lint or is that germs?"

"She had these eyes and this hair."

"Some camels have two legs, I think."

And from my own genius, "Are chips fish?"

Great vid!

[projectrunwei]

"the boy's got chops"

that was great.

[colourmeful]

i want to see the deleted scenes. i laughed so hard

[Bellaful900]

this is hilarious

[laso123]

He was so looking down her shirt :3

[Adisah520]

Do one about Neil.

[Adisah520]

"Black people are good, and I like them" Then the girls were like LOL J/K XD

[ntcssj]

So many awesome collabs! First with Kristina, now with Emily and Zak. Awesome! And this is simply hilarious!

[DallasIsRokkoS]

why im i subscribed to this guy and yet i havent watched ANY of his videos!?!

[QueIsUseless]

I subscribed to everyone in this video because of you morgan... I BROKE MY 50 SUBSCRIPTION MARK. FOR YOU, AND YOUR FRIENDS.

[JadeSClark]

Zach: You don't know the words!

Me (to the screen): YOU DO?

[paperxangelx95]

i lost it when they started singing Hannah Montana and Zak knew all the words...like a boss

[paperxangelx95]

i lost it when they started singing Hannah Montana and @thatzak knew all the words...like a boss

[PrettyBaaby]

I don't know you would feel if I said this made me like Zak even more, ahaha.

[sassydrummer42]

@thatzak and modest;)

[christophercjc2]

SOPA flags this video for copyright of Hannah Montana...

[QueIsUseless]

It's pronounced "jiff"

[chairgg]

I think this was one of the most hilarious videos I have ever watched on youtube!

[andersondb0]

@chairgg are you new to youtube ?

[chairgg]

@andersondb0 Nope!

[ParanoiaRoxasXI]

that was hilarious

[cosasdeandrea]

I laughed so much watching this, Zak is just the best. I loved the singing part xd

[lithagarithaga]

Zack you are right about all the things all the time. I LOVE SHIA LABEOUF!!

[asianextinction]

Please tell me he was being sarcastic when it came to the Shia Labeouf comments! if not, i've lost all respect for ThatZak

[jessylou2731993]

This made me smile so much!!! this was truly the best <3

[kirb1hpfan]

I absolutely love how he started laughing after all of them. I laughed so hard...

[TheMagicofCurtis]

Morgan and Zak in one video. This is too much awesome.

[J0yisaL0s3r]

I love you three.

[usa1327]

MORE!!!!!

[Smurfy1211]

"You reek of Asia"

"To be fair, he did." AHAHAH

I had a really bad day today so you guys are the reason I am smiling right now :)

[Karwolf88]

This was a hilarious segment

[cvdb08]

"You're going to get raped in the bookstore. Right between the Fantasy and the How-to section." I lost it right there.

[teganbowiefreak]

I want all of the quotes. I want more of the quotes. ALL OF THE QUOTES

[1WanderingDaughter]

they want your bod Zak

[Artdoggy123]

He's so hot!!!!!

[amandaIeigh]

This is so awesome. I must watch it again.

[ThatUsernameIsTaken4]

Damn it Morgan take off your clothes >=O

[LeonardLew]

@ThatUsernameIsTaken4 I've gone back and watched some of her older videos and since I'm also of the "pancake-persuasion", I've decided that that would not be a course of action to my liking.

Thank you for the initiative.

[OdyLMAO]

hes so funny haha

[jajrock98]

aww that'S so cute :3

[BeaNieRoka]

Hahaha he really does remind me of a more socialised sheldon from BBT

[TheDayGamers]

Is Zak your brother?

[TheDayGamers]

In your other video you said "I do upload a lot, I have more than 100 videos on now" I smiled and though "SSoHPKC has over 7,000" He's a gamer on YouTube. Luves you Morgan!

[LeonardLew]

I love the face Mrs. Bravee pulls at 2:15...

[TheDayGamers]

@LeonardLew She isn;t married lol. It's Miss

[LeonardLew]

@TheDayGamers I refuse to have religious zealotery constrain me in my use of labels for people I deem funny!

No, in reality I'm just an idiot.

[TheDayGamers]

@LeonardLew I'm not religious in the slightest. If anything, I'm scared of the idea of religion.

[LeonardLew]

@TheDayGamers Don't worry about it, I was just making a joke ;)

[winged20]

You should make a book.

[MCRdeathupsessed]

hahahahahahahhaaaaaaa laughed the whole time!

[jujubeans360]

that was exceptionally funny!

[matrixknight88]

LAWL! Was the singing really necessary, girls? >.<

[itsChloeYo]

we need more zach. this was funny

[sloanerful7]

This is just so good.

[ArchitectsWearBlack]

it is half past two and i just laughed really loud