@Imsoaddicted2you =.= ya they are! i wonder if people would stare me dow (evil stare) if i did that xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD my store is just like that!!!! so empty :D:D
i did this one time at 2 in the morning with my brother and there was this lil kid fallowing us. i thought oh fuck this child is possesed and i tried going faster but those things go like four miles an hour... main question: why the fuck was there a lil girl in safeway at 2 in the morning?
ha i had a snake like that it was funny i think i got it for christmas but anywhore it smells like burrito in my house uhhm so i was in 2nd grade i think and it was in the days when classrooms were sort of conected by like a bathroom and some doors and i brought my snake to school and we all (including the teacher) thought it would be great to scare the class next door and so i slid the snake under the door and you coukd hear them scream snake and get out of there chairs and runn around punchin
destery is an amazing guy who loves being random and just plain retarded. he loves to make people laugh and hes SUPER hot. you will never find another guy with perfect hair like destery's.
This reminds me of what me and my bestfriend do in every single store we go to, and our favorite store was Walgreens (it still is) But, we had whoopie cushions like everywhere running and we were crazy as shit that night XD
My friends and I play this game where we see whoever can go the longest without laughing at one of your videos. The winner gets some free Taco Bell. I always fucking lose D:
i was about to ask "does anyone hear AAR too?" but apparently :3 i wish there were stores like that here in jacksonville O.o speaking of i think i saw destery a few days ago while hanging out in the mall with my friend...but my friend didnt know who destery was so i almost made her walk home lol
Omg I've done that befor so funny the manager came out and wuz like hey these are for handy capt use only and then I showed him my broken arm and hez like get off it NOW and we had a funny argument and I got kicked out of landcaster walmart it was funny as hell peoplez were laughing and like she's sooo weird
I had a Woody the Snake when I was little.. I stood at the top of the stairs, leaned over the side, and dropped it on my grandma... she almost peed herself. c:
I was going to ask about the rollerblades but then I was like "Psh Destery and Nathan don't need reasons"
KarmarKDB 12 hours ago
I got sad when it ended... lol
WittyGirlsUnite 1 day ago
I DO THAT ALL THE TIME IN WALMART!!!!
themadhatter10771 4 days ago
i love you guys so much lmao
KalidescopeSkittles 6 days ago
..... Why was he in roller blades >_<
Kasspyr 6 days ago
ABRUPT TURN
I love you guys ♥
BrooklynnBLOGZ 1 week ago
I went to Wal*Mart, and I went to teh toy section, and I saw a random bag of Wallnuts, and I thought of you guys XD
IWalkThisRoadAloneXx 1 week ago
I think I love you guys xD
xXDahvieXxVanityxX 1 week ago
:( he doesnt live by u anymore?
moriahbrown1033 1 week ago
when there at the toy section i herd move along my fav
MrTenthprestiger 1 week ago
Hey, this doesn't glow!......It just changes a different color..... XD
CupcakesHellzYeah 1 week ago
"Better get some nitrous on this bitch."
kayti803 1 week ago
I died when he ended the video with "Although, I am wearing rollerblades."
electricallines 2 weeks ago
why the fuck wer you wearing roller blades? :D
xCeaseAllFeelingx 2 weeks ago
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i want to know how they walked into the stor with roller blades on and some one wasnt like
"HEY you need to leave you cant were roller blaneds.?"
Hailey51010 2 weeks ago
i want to know how they walked into the stor with roller blades on and some one wasnt like
"HEY you need to leave you cant were roller blaneds.?"
Hailey51010 2 weeks ago
I USED TO LOVE WOODY THE SNAKE!!!!!! but he kept pinching me...:/
JoJoandDanDan 2 weeks ago 3
>.>.. hey now... i have one of those "woody the snakes" HEY HEY.. NO!...
yeah bet you thought dirty >:\
sweetrevenge64117 2 weeks ago
I luff this vid! >.<
xXEatRainbowsXx 2 weeks ago
I love this
BreamMason 2 weeks ago
why are you wearing rollerskates?????????
CourtneysaysRAWWR 3 weeks ago
@CourtneysaysRAWWR because they're badass :3
Imsoaddicted2you 3 weeks ago
@Imsoaddicted2you =.= ya they are! i wonder if people would stare me dow (evil stare) if i did that xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD my store is just like that!!!! so empty :D:D
CourtneysaysRAWWR 3 weeks ago
@CourtneysaysRAWWR you should try that XD
Imsoaddicted2you 3 weeks ago
@Imsoaddicted2you I will >:D hehehe
CourtneysaysRAWWR 3 weeks ago
@Imsoaddicted2you down *
CourtneysaysRAWWR 3 weeks ago
"although, i AM wearing roller blades." gets me everytime
rahxachel 3 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
I HAVE 2 WOODY THE SNAKES
YuukiSamaNina 3 weeks ago 30
you guys were seperated!!! :o ;(
lolgirl9699 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from CapnDesDes
oh my jesus,where I live there are like 20 ppl in each isle o.O
nativegirl266 3 weeks ago
this was uploaded on my bday last year :D luuubbb jooooooo
resevil333 3 weeks ago
Did Nathan not know that when it says glow it means like different colours :P it didn't say glow in the dark XD
kaitlin450416 4 weeks ago
Move along is in the back ground (with the bits with the toys) <3
Nahomie1996 1 month ago
some nitrus on this bitch
JzdBabyy 1 month ago
I'd so do that in Kroger.. but I think they'd kickk me out :S
AuroraRyuzakiL 1 month ago
from everthing youve ever said about idaho its the shittiest state in america
IwillDie4Ubabe 1 month ago
@IwillDie4Ubabe It is
rangerleona 1 month ago
i used to have one of those snakes xD
MAXgreenLUVAH 1 month ago
can anyone hear move along by the all american rejects in the backround
TheJs1991 1 month ago
I live on base, if I did that shit I'd most likely run into the commander ...
TaylorrEatsBabies 1 month ago
i hade a snake like that when i was little :DD
Aweso0o0me 1 month ago
im literal right now
zanerwoof 1 month ago in playlist More videos from CapnDesDes
@AngeliiFrizz
What's a guise?
autumnsingz 1 month ago
For the 10 people that disliked, FUCK YOU!
ShabayBroda 1 month ago
I heard All American Rejects in the back ground..
thereadsetgirl 1 month ago
Seriously.
Noone does anything when they see two gorgeous guise in rollerblades but sitting 'handy contraption'?
AngeliiFrizz 1 month ago
@AngeliiFrizz LOL don't you mean "GUYS"? hahaha xD
BrooklynTravis 1 month ago
Yes, in Idaho this is what we do -_- and we can do it mid day because there's absolutely no one in this place
longboard324 1 month ago
one question why are you wearing rollerblades hahah
briannabates12 2 months ago
i did this one time at 2 in the morning with my brother and there was this lil kid fallowing us. i thought oh fuck this child is possesed and i tried going faster but those things go like four miles an hour... main question: why the fuck was there a lil girl in safeway at 2 in the morning?
elmozskittlez 2 months ago 4
those things do go fucking slow! and have you every tried backing one up it makes a LOUD beeping sound
iwananevershoutnever 2 months ago
the akward moment when the top comments are about the same thing v.v
Ashton959 2 months ago
nice roler blaids
SuperLunarain 2 months ago
ha i had a snake like that it was funny i think i got it for christmas but anywhore it smells like burrito in my house uhhm so i was in 2nd grade i think and it was in the days when classrooms were sort of conected by like a bathroom and some doors and i brought my snake to school and we all (including the teacher) thought it would be great to scare the class next door and so i slid the snake under the door and you coukd hear them scream snake and get out of there chairs and runn around punchin
kellyZelda802 2 months ago
Destery on urban dictionary:
destery is an amazing guy who loves being random and just plain retarded. he loves to make people laugh and hes SUPER hot. you will never find another guy with perfect hair like destery's.
have you seen that guy?!
yeah, hes a major destery.
Facepalm67 2 months ago 3
This reminds me of what me and my bestfriend do in every single store we go to, and our favorite store was Walgreens (it still is) But, we had whoopie cushions like everywhere running and we were crazy as shit that night XD
SarahIsAwesome113 2 months ago
I could have watched this go on foreverr! Like if it were an hour long, I would have watched it. No life.
WannaBeMe123isssh 2 months ago 45
My friends and I play this game where we see whoever can go the longest without laughing at one of your videos. The winner gets some free Taco Bell. I always fucking lose D:
hannahabigail22 2 months ago
lol random roller blades?
ZeldaXlovee12 2 months ago
Um did anyone tell u to stop? Haha ur wearing roller blades. Wow. See this is y i love u.
Shelby1928 2 months ago
I like the two top comments
OfficialLabRat 2 months ago in playlist More videos from CapnDesDes
I have a 'Woody The Snake'.. (;
ahoycapnlexlex 2 months ago 2
*ABRUPT TURN*
oORawrRawrRawrOo 3 months ago in playlist More videos from CapnDesDes 2
HAHA THE DISLIKE BAR IS THE SIZE OF DESTERYS PEENUS LIKE HE SAID IN HIS QNA VIDEO IT IS THE SIZE OF AN ANT
whackemandstackem5 3 months ago
oh... so im not the only one who noticed AAR... I almost thought I was crazy
kerrigan621 3 months ago
Why does YOUR grocery store play all american rejects music and mine plays like fuckin bob marley!?
kerrigan621 3 months ago
mmmm random walnuts xD
jojorules4ever123 3 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
how come at your super market they play all american rejects move along in the back ground and were stuck with shitty adele?!?!?!?!
NoodlesVERSESpoptart 3 months ago
ima go to the store nd do tis but bumper cart hide nd seek
GiftedGodzam24 3 months ago
i have one of those snake thingys hahah i got it when i was like 3 hahaha
Megahappy34 3 months ago
well its a good thing you are literal... otherwise you couldnt read comments.
NEKOMANEKOful 3 months ago
Nathan looks like naruto omg xD
Almost died at 0:11
ashpisthechick 3 months ago
why are the top comments THE SAME FUCKING THING!!!!????
zoethedino 3 months ago in playlist More videos from CapnDesDes
0:29 xD omfg. i love this guy. \(^-^\)
CamrynFisher 3 months ago
I totally have a woody the snake!
TeddyBearTess14 3 months ago
rollerblades? really
lindseypie100 3 months ago
Aww he misses his buddy <3
SuperXxsammiexx 3 months ago in playlist More videos from CapnDesDes 3
i was about to ask "does anyone hear AAR too?" but apparently :3 i wish there were stores like that here in jacksonville O.o speaking of i think i saw destery a few days ago while hanging out in the mall with my friend...but my friend didnt know who destery was so i almost made her walk home lol
nejiepicness1998 3 months ago in playlist More videos from CapnDesDes
Dont buy those wooden snakes. they pinch the shit outta your hands!!
Cheesecherries 3 months ago
CRISP! . . . .JUICY!
Browndog1210 3 months ago
haha me nd my cause do thatt but we dont wear roller blades lol(:
MalerieRodriguez6 3 months ago
That's awesome dude(:
DiamondBanana1 3 months ago
When I was little, I HAD 'WOODY THE SNAKE'.
The little fucker used to pinch me all the time!
pantherbaby787 3 months ago
OMG! there s' nobody in the allies!!!!!!!
EmokawaiiSCENE 3 months ago in playlist Más vídeos de CapnDesDes
I can hear the song move along by all american rejects 1:05 and 1:19
sprinklemi 3 months ago
They're playing move along by AAR in the background of the store <333 that song :3
TheSilentSixx 3 months ago
.... I have a woody the snake.....
TheSilentSixx 3 months ago
The ending words- Crisp,Juicy! XD
Aliroxursoxoff 3 months ago
Does anyone else hear Move Along by All American Rejects in the background?
marwarida1235 4 months ago
where i live, you can't ride the moving cart thing....or wear roller blades....you get kicked out =(
thedarkangelXxXx 4 months ago
"although, I am wearing roller blades..." lol! :D
jilliMCRmy 4 months ago
everything nathan says is in subtitles...its like a different language
chloverfieldlovings 4 months ago 18
god damn wtf is the population in your town? 5?
Bluestarz131 4 months ago 102
@Bluestarz131
ya..i live here..pretty much 4.5.
missneonbutterfly 1 month ago
@missneonbutterfly wow thats .... a lot..
Bluestarz131 1 month ago
soooo funny!
renay62596 4 months ago
"but I am wearing roller blades!" yeah destry... That is how it's done
burningforever101 4 months ago
i have to pee SOOOOOOOOOOO bad rite now but i cant leave ur videos lol
whitechick162 4 months ago
Omg I've done that befor so funny the manager came out and wuz like hey these are for handy capt use only and then I showed him my broken arm and hez like get off it NOW and we had a funny argument and I got kicked out of landcaster walmart it was funny as hell peoplez were laughing and like she's sooo weird
vampiregirl123707 4 months ago
WIRED!
janna9861 4 months ago
I had a Woody the Snake when I was little.. I stood at the top of the stairs, leaned over the side, and dropped it on my grandma... she almost peed herself. c:
But the snake broke.. ;n;
LOLItsAFrenzy 4 months ago
Destery - "actually i'm pretty sure i could f***in walk faster then this, ALTHOUGH i am wearing roller blades."
xD?
DrFiremonkey 4 months ago 144
Rollerblades?! XD
bblpopelctrc 4 months ago 3
after watching this a thousand times i realize nathan has a back pack haha! :)
DevinLovesit13 5 months ago
yu'all r so funny. c:
DeathByBlackAmethyst 5 months ago
I love Nathan's smile at first{:
HaiEmmyBear 5 months ago
although, i am wearing roller blades haha wtf
myselfbaha 5 months ago
CRISP!
Juicy.
Is that what it even said at the end!? XD
fenneckisser 5 months ago
Wait, y r u wearing rollar blades? XD
xOceanTide 5 months ago
there so funny :D
wearing roller blades and riding on those ...things x]
xXxRawrVictoriaxXx 5 months ago
It's amazing how good of friends you and Nathan are <3
LiveItUpJustBecause 5 months ago
@TehyaRexx15 i can't remember :\ sorry.
DesandNateforever 5 months ago
0:10
I think i just died. Like seriously xD
ABRUPT TURN!
DeadlyHairdryer 5 months ago
*abrupt turn*
You are god
Alexandriashaw88 5 months ago
WIRED! lol
janna9861 5 months ago
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This isnt fake. apparently, if u
copy and paste this to ten events in the next ten minutes u will have the best
day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this
chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone
will say i love you or im sorry or i wanna go out
janna9861 5 months ago
my teacher has 2 woody the snakes...
janna9861 5 months ago
i laughed through the WHOLE thing(: like every word i think i laughed at.
memego447 5 months ago
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lexilovesTRS 5 months ago
CRISP, JUICY. -at the end-
GullicksonGal 5 months ago
"Theres all these toys and all the sudden right next to there some fucking walnuts"
lol that made me laugh XD
ohhsnapitsyhuu 5 months ago 3
hahaha 'i could probly fucken walk past this thing ALTHOUGH i AM wearing rollerblades...'
paramore30stmbvb4eva 5 months ago 51
I want Woody the Snake.
whispermumblesigh 5 months ago
i did the same thing nathan did, my mom has the woody snake thing and i scared my moms boyfriend with it XD
slayerANTIslay 5 months ago
I have those snakes. They're amazing. :D
msnimrod86 5 months ago
OMG YOURE ROLLERBLADERSSSS<3
faye303 5 months ago in playlist More videos from CapnDesDes
What do I do when its 5:05 am and I cant sleep? Watch Des+Nate of course!
pumpkinseed1998 5 months ago 3
i like how it ends with crisp and juicy
12345lolnumbers 5 months ago
Move Along in the background :D
xmightyxquinnx 6 months ago
I love Nathan now. He said Spartan Laser.
MooneySuzuki3654 6 months ago
hajajahjajaja why were you wearing roller blades?!
eatmorehapppy 6 months ago
Kay for some reason I couldn't stop laughing at nathans "abrupt turn" at 0:16 xD I dont even know why
ilyFredQ 6 months ago 2
Whenever I go to Wal-Mart and ride on one of those thingies I get yelled at by the clerkXD
LeckroneAnimalLover 6 months ago
Although I Am Wearing Roller Blades. xD
qwertfulicious 6 months ago
My brother has two of those snakes.. They actually look somewhat real.. When I'm half asleep Dx
x950264x 6 months ago
My sister actually got one of those snakes. EL.OH.EL
spedwagon52 6 months ago
lmao roller blades xD
themeganfreak 6 months ago
lol! i had 1 of those snakes!
bunny12d 6 months ago
"I better get some nitrous on this bitch." xD
Devvable 6 months ago 2
MY LITTLE SISTER HAD LIKE 5 OF THOSE SNAKES!!!!
10DollFace10 6 months ago
1:06 i thought the one on the right said molester ahah
FallennSavage 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
This isnt fake. apparently, if u
copy and paste this to ten events in the next ten minutes u will have the best
day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this
chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone
will say i love you or im sorry or i wanna go out
TaylorReese123 6 months ago
Lmao :)
cowboys44sure 6 months ago
I have one of those snakes!
Krissy10985 6 months ago
Crisp! Juicy! haha luv ya Des<3
EmNeM88 6 months ago
HAHA.
"Although.. I AM wearing rollerblades.."
I had to double-take with my ears.
mrslimsavage 6 months ago
haha. i fuckin love these guys ^.^
0heyitsamanda 6 months ago
Lol rollerblades ? Bahah
angelikak3122 6 months ago
Lets Hope Theres No Dangerous Bikers. Oh God! OH GOD! LOOOLL You Are Soo Funny <3 Ahhh :)
CandiiBiersack4Ever 6 months ago
I have a woody the snake.....
girWUZhere759535 6 months ago 2
ALTHOUGH. I am wearing rollerblades"
xD
ZeldaFreaktoid 6 months ago
Woody the snake LOL I need to find one of those
shaileighbiersack 6 months ago
"Although, I am wearing rollerblades" lol.
EthanMaxwellLovve 6 months ago
Wtf!? Rolerblades!?
zombieheadzman 6 months ago
Why the heck are you wearing rollerblades? :P
xD
BlackVine7 6 months ago
OMGSH
WALMART!!!!
4lilana 6 months ago
@4lilana no....it says super 1 foods in the title.
daltondalton100 6 months ago
My computer teacher in elementary used to have the same snake and scare us with it! xD My friend screamed once in kinder.. xD
j3llybean21 6 months ago
when you put the camra down and i saw the rollerblades i lost it.
iNtEnTiOnAlLyXDaMnEd 6 months ago
And I thought I was the only one who wore rollerblades in grocery shops.... WOO!
graciemcr 6 months ago 9
I think we all know what he was gonna say after, "Crisp Juicy"
123breerox 6 months ago 2
@MegaDiamondKitty yea haha
bethuberal76 6 months ago
"Theres all these toys, then all of a sudden at the end theres some fucking walnuts"
XXmacey96XX 6 months ago
I love this so much
xMrsChrisDrewInglex 6 months ago
My dad is highly terrified of snakes lol XD
swhalen96 6 months ago
i have a woody the snakee!! lol :D
jadeandtrisha 6 months ago
Although, I am wearing roller blades. Why would you be wearing roller blades?
devils1604 6 months ago
Awwiee i hope you get to see hiim i wish you luck ! ♥
bubblesndbuttercup 6 months ago
"CRISP JUICY..."-end
2898paula 7 months ago 24
Destery Gives A Second Chance Because... HE IS GOD!!!
roxi915 7 months ago
ROLLERBLADES?
TheCrazies135 7 months ago
Although.. I am wearing rollerblades.. Wtf?! :)
TheZombiesExist 7 months ago
At 0:02 Nate's smile is priceless. (: <3
Mikkishayeshayeb 7 months ago
this reminds me of my best friend and i xD we do this!!!
xloveandmayhemx 7 months ago
I did not see that twist, roller blade wearing, ending coming.
yoohToober69 7 months ago