Macho-Salat

[LionheartRKO]

Like a Boss!

[TeamEco95]

echte Männer machen einfach GAR KEINEN salat :D

[omghegotagun]

Chuck Norris needs to take him back to home economics class...

[KingTrebla]

Bahahahaha what the fuckk

[AdeptIsMyLife]

HAHAHAH <3

[killerrj8]

tja , man findet aber keine freunde mit salat ^^

[sunlightwomen]

hahah was ist das?? arme frau !!

[TheExitusletalis1]

Haha xDD Hammer 0:14

[MyCabra]

in soviet russia chair fucks you

[Hornochse87]

der erinnert mich irgendwie an Putin

[FrostyChrome]

That's my dad :D

[MashaShiffer]

Love that guy!

[SpartanWrath305]

EpicMealTime ain't got nothin' on this guy!

[MuddynoderMuddeen]

it's just funny the way the one cucumber takes a flying lessen when he punches the salad in the end

[jodude1337]

lol

[Fuzz944]

Epic salad

[uve444]

It's god for you...

[kevin4990]

übelst unwitzig

[Conny2]

@acelentano87 halt dein scheiss Maul! Scheissigen Kotztypen wie dir sollte man den Schwanz abschneiden aber davor noch so richtig die Fresse verschlagen. Du elender Scheisstyp solltest mir nie in deinem armseligen und bedaurenswerten Leben begegnen falls du nicht als Krüppel enden möchtest!! Ein Seelenkrüppel bist du ja schon mal - also wenn du nicht willst, dass sich das verkörpert, dann achte gefälligst darauf was du sagst und wie du über Frauen denkst. Du Kotzbrocken deluxe!

[SoSH0]

does no one notice him humping a hole into the table

[jonte095]

hahahaha, play movie and press first 2 then 4, press on like if you think it's hardcore

[GojiraNoKyokai]

he should team up with EpicMealTime

[pokestep]

I love how his neck disappears in 0:06.

[acelentano87]

echte machos machen keinen salat. die prügeln ihre weiber, wenn die keinen salat machen wollen...

[juliantazora]

@acelentano87 Man sollte dich für so ne Aussage prügeln

[halo302303]

ich habs mal gemacht meine freundin wa nicht begeistert als sie die küche geshenen hat

[surre13]

hahahah fyfan jag såg denna film på bio jag dog av garv

[sentrax]

Why is she just standing there? she should be making a sandwich, she is in the kitchen!

[TheBoyWithTwoLegs]

i bet he got recipe for macho salat from Chuck Norris cook book

[JSKaoru]

@TheBoyWithTwoLegs LOL!!!!!!!!

[1samcool]

This iswhat's happend if you let your man in the kitchen *lool*

[95uptheirons]

va håller du på med själv?

[voltex12345]

and this is what happens when no means yes

[Bennyanator]

one salad please

[ghost270676]

Übertrieben , aber soooooooooooooooo Geil *lool*

[thatSaori]

oh my freaking god...

[xPho3niix]

das schmeckt so verdammt lecker ... mit den ganzen haaren ...

[sun6085]

so ne kacke

[AugustinerGee]

Benny the cop?

[Socialjerk]

this is the way! 1:06

[xPsychosocialAGx]

Ein "Spezialdressing" hätte noch gefehlt (wen man versteht was ich meine :D)

[RummsBumms0711]

vorallem seine durchmischmethode des fast fertigen salates ab 1:06 find ich äußerst belustigend.

[alecus007]

meine rede

[Upflamoer]

Midlifecrysis? :D

[ZetTroxX]

the clock in the background changes from 2:20 to 8:30/6:42 ? wtf... Oo

[karatsu21]

in soviet russia, salad makes you that way.

[MKP4ever]

@karatsu21 in soviet russia , the table fuck back

[DitIsGeo]

@karatsu21 Its Swedish

[LordPiotrus]

Ohhhh... and that's how Germans do sex o.O

[jerryinthehouse]

@LordPiotrus -.- thats dot a german thats a guy from swedish XD

[MrLeOnIdAs911]

gggaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy

[Gnometower]

was ist jetzt das besondere? so mach ich auch immer salat

[ABCMATTISSOMMER]

@Gnometower darf ich mal salat mit dir machen ?

[zorg800]

gudn^^

[caot2008]

Wieso können die Deutschen solch witzige Werbung nicht. :(

Hallo ihr Schweden, ihr könnts :D

[lukthere2]

i almost died from laughing, watching this( breaking a cucumber with his head..:XDXD)

[moki5796]

wow ich 80000 gucker :D

lief grad auf sat 1

daumen hoch

[Toemelsen]

I think...the swedish People always make their Salad THAT way xD



[NinaK0ll]

10 ppl can't make salad :D

[LauchEleven]

T.E.S.T.O.S.T.E.R.O.N !

[Jonathan26y]

wanna see something funny ? search for Svullo - steker biff

[PerfektR]

xDDD <3

[wildwackyactionbike1]

i want that movie with ger. subs ........ rigth now.

i lmao

[ohiRnt0to]

AWESOME ... nxt movie ill watch :D

where can i watch it free ?

[NaYru1337]

drückt mal die ganze zeit auf 0:49 XDDDD

[SimulacronX]

Typical Scandinavian - primtive to unbearable limits. Fuck the North

[soccerandu]

this kills me :D TOMATOS

[VegaGoesTupac]

The woman's look at the end is godlike :D:D:D

[tann0011]

hahaa

[tann0011]

hahaha

[invension]

HAHAHAHAHAHA brilliant! :D

[Isozul]

Im laughing so hard, watched like 20 times now and the look in his eyes just keep getting better! macho man! :D

[DirkDoubler]

I think I will get it! Fantastic.

[Daacool]

God dag notwizt! normaly this germans should know him out of Jalla Jalla and Kops ^^. Hes a genius!!! had been a long time in Finnland so i learned to love the scandinavian Humor ^^

[KleinChassmore]

this is unreal. i can't stop laughing.

[rklein81]

So machen echte Männer Salat!

[xsit3]

hahahahahaha xD

[msteelmsteel]

ebaumsworld

[ASaga2]

this was never posted on digg...

[TBoz1zoBT]

DIGG you know you dont okay, get over it.

[Axilur]

Go sweden! Also my regards to DIGG.

[parttimehuman]

DIGG!!! We always get the best stuff first!

[micahw83]

Whatsup StumbleUpon?

[johnofthewest]

Hey Googlemail

[manthrax69]

@johnofthewest Googlemail is tha sheeat neezy!

[xcyberfreak77x]

Hey DIGG!

[d1g1talnfluence]

HI FROM DIGG!!!

[notwizt]

Hey Germans :D Just wanted to let you know that this clip is from the Swedish movie "Farsan" (slang for "The Father") from 2010. Sweden has a very small movie industry and the guy who made this movie is one of my favourites, so if you like it, please consider buying the movie! We can't live off our moose tourism forever! Thanks.

[upsignerman]

@notwizt Scandinavian films are always twisted, dark and awesome!

Just watched Adam's Apples and it was.. disturbingly great. :D

[nowayout2k]

@notwizt

hehehehe

[KleinChassmore]

@notwizt i am promptly purchasing.

[MeatMaggot]

@notwizt Hey, at least you have Tomas Alfredson - I'd give my balls in order to be allowed to work with him :D .

[ironkcoony]

@notwizt - i love scandinavian / swedish movies - just recently watched "evil" and "Allt flyter" - great movies!

[Worldoftomorrow]

@notwizt

After this great comment I will buy this movie to support you & the mooses!

[2409Hammer]

Hi,

can you please tell me, where I can buy the movie?

Is it in english too?

[Jonathan26y]

@2409Hammer Hey yes u can, subs in english , german,swedish,norwegian,finni­sh Im from sweden and this movie is very funny when you understandwhat they say xD

[UberTankred]

@notwizt could you please translate the dialogue! why is he behaving like this at all? :D

[Jonathan26y]

@UberTankred He was trying to impress hes wife, because she werent interested , so he made a tattoo, then he acts cool to change hes personallity, he says like this What are u doin ? what are u doin urself? whatta fuck r u doin ? whatta fuck r u doing urself ? hey you whatta fuck are u doing ? go make sallad instead! sallad ? huh okey tomatoes xD huuh sallad. smash smash smash here you go, Macho salad. xD

[notwizt]

@UberTankred they're basically saying "Vad håller du på med" = "What are you doing", she then tells him to go make salad instead, and the rest is pretty much self explanatory.

[Jonathan26y]

@notwizt ehrm ur wrong, we in sweden got a BIG movie industry. sins 2000

[avt0matkalashnikov47]

@notwizt XD BEST COMMENT EVAR

[Toemelsen]

@notwizt Huh? U got a pretty well Pornoindustry xD

[suedberlin42]

@notwizt is the movie available in english too? the scene is awesome. i ve seen the movie "Kops", since then i love swedish movies.

[SuperKaichen]

@notwizt you have the malest of all men and mayonese

go and invade a country kill the men there do babies with the woman and take all the gold

SWEDISHSTYYYYLE !!!

[verdomtnochmal]

@notwizt Very funny comment ;-) I will check out the movie.

[MooOxOooW]

epic hahahhahhahah

ich würde mal so sagen ohne es genau zu wissen das is aus: de pulpshow

[bawa197]

von welchem film ist der ausschnitt!!!!???

[Equinoxthelegend]

wie heißt der film ??????????????? ^^

[cvpchris]

von welchen Film ist der den ? :)

[ThomBoil]

DAS IST SOWAS VON GEIL! DER BESTE FILM DEN ICH JE GESEHEN HABE!!! SPITZE!!!!!

[noopsretniw]

pecka...this is crazy...das ist supr!!! BEST...AM BESTEN!!!

[xXxTheDoctorsxXx]

gibts da auch noch ne deutsche version?