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  • how many mac pros do u have there

  • -Insert joke anywhere in the video and it will work-

  • lmfao

  • Thor, The Four Core Whore. Epic.

  • touching electronics while being on a rug? You like to take risks

  • This has got to be one of my favs.!

  • lol

  • will do!

  • could have kept this video to about 2 - 2 1/2 minutes.

  • @davideNico1 Yes, but that's not my style; as such, do avoid watching and commenting on my videos please.

  • Do you have a Quadra 700?

  • Well i can't make a video response of my wiring, but i can say that it is not as organized as yours but it looks better. I Cut panels in my wall and i run the wiring through the walls. (Color Coded)

  • Your wiring is very sloppy. :)

  • i wish i watched this before- i just bought one of the esata cables that you said didn't work. i really really hope that it works for me.

  • 4:15, does root beer cans and random tools/splitters/powersupplies amoung the wiring mess count? XD

  • Nutter lmao 

  • Is that an Enterprise cutaway poster in the background?

  • there actually plenty of cards you can use in mac pro , but officially only few are supported, fortunately in the next update it willl support gtx4xx and ati6xxx series, of course if you use windows on it, you can use any card

  • haha "I DON'T HEAR A SHIAT!" Mac: "BEEEEEEEMM" xD

  • Great video. Entertaining and helpful. Up until the moment you abused that sweet little girl :)

  • Sucks-sessful

  • Holy crap your wiring is really sloppy! Yea, thats right, I said it.

  • Few tech videos are as entertaining as yours are, keep up the good work Alfred :)

  • Friggin FANTASTIC production! Hilarious and to the point. Need to have a few beers with this guy.

  • @BLINKGOLD311 Hi Bryan - thanks for the kind words. Do delve deeper into the back catalog of videos -- trust me, there's more. Oh, and just to warn you, anything that is a "Review", ESPECIALLY when I start out with the phrase that it will be 'serious' and 'granular' is total crap -- but that's the routine.

    It's all crap. We really all have to start realizing that ALL this technology is crap, and that it's all about family, friends, & good health (and $ is good too).

    Enjoy the vids! - Alfred.

  • @adiblasi Thats a joke right? Crap nothing, technology is beautiful as I'm sure you know, right? Are you just saying "crap" to get a few laughs type of thing? Remember to never put technology above family, but that's crazy to call it "crap" IMO, but awesome video as they usually are!!

  • i thought the first gen amc pro wasnt compatible with the 8800 gt and was only mostly compatible with newer ati cards

  • lol!

  • i have the x1900xt curently. great card even runs games at great rates. do you recommend getting the 8800gt for the mac pro, is it better? i'd love to join the gang!

  • U wanna make fun of my wiring do you FUCK YO COUCH!!!!

  • why didn't you buy the ati radeon 4850 instead?

  • call your wireing security

  • Adiblasi is pretty cool. Love some of the reviews he's done so far. Really wish he had the chance to review more tech from Apple. Anyway, love the videos (Four core Whore) lol, lol.

  • @pochoun33137 Hi Pochoun - thanks for the kind words. As you know, any type of tech or review video is done 'tongue in cheek' with horrible, ad-lib comedy. However, that is what the audience now expects. The day I truly do a 'good review' will probably be my final upload on YouTube. More tech? You got it. I unboxed and reviewed the new Mac Mini - I just have to edit the video. Ohh, and, coming soon will be the 2 year old Time Capsule & Apple TV to unbox and review, so stay tuned!

  • This is brilliant, Al. Thanks for putting this up!

  • @MrCF6 Thank you. I had a live feed going on Ustream whilst filming this video. It gave viewers the true 'behind the scenes' on how I film this crap. I hope you got a few smiles out of it.

  • @adiblasi Not only was it really funny and amusing, but my own fourcorewhore needs a videocard upgrade so it was rather informative ;)

  • @adiblasi Also, FANTASTIC blowjob there.

  • Excellent blowjob, Al!

  • I know this is an old video, but I love the attitude. Lock-up/Freeze -up - same frickin thing. What a hoot! I am trying to pull my X1900 out to clean it out and that is how I found your video. Thanks for a great video.

  • @lowbar77 Hello! Thanks for the nice comment; just know that ANY of my videos labelled as "Review", especially when I say that I'm going to do a "serious granular review", expect nothing but crap and bad jokes. Welcome to the Alfred(dot)TV community. Make sure you tune in to the live shows on Thursday night, 9 PM US/Eastern. Next show is June 3rd. See my YouTube home page for the address to tune in within the touchpoints box.

  • @adiblasi Yeah, I haven't got my window air in my office yet - so I started sweating, well, because I am overweight and it was about 95 in my office when doing this. So funny because the stuff you were joking about was based in reality. Thanks again and I will try to tune in and check out your channel.

  • @ElliotsMedia Thank you.

  • this guy sucks

  • @Americanmoment Sorry. You set me up for this response. "So does yo momma..."

  • how many drugs u on?

  • @sbvikings30 Three.

  • wtf for to moch shit

  • the card melted a bit. that is , the x1900

  • i run crysis (original) on my amd quad (3.4ghz stock) and gts 250 with 4gb ddr3 ram at round 30 fps max settings 1440x900 res (windows 7). i wish i had a 30in lol. i have a 19in screen atm.

  • lolz i only have a 21.5 inch, but its 1080p.

  • btw i love a good blow job :p

  • quick question, do you have to use a video card from apple? cant you just buy 1 and pop er in? i just spent 120 bucks on a bfg gts 250 for my recent budget build and it plays modern games above 50 fps (exept crysis of course). gta 4 i get 50 fps and resident evil 5 i get 75 (locked) and cod4 i get like 250 lol

  • @TheCompyshop You can sometimes get a generic PC version of the card and then flash the code, but it's a little bit of a pain. I put that board in there because the ATI (x1900) ran HOT as hell and actually made the MacPro unstable. So, I went for system stability. The 8 core runs CRYSIS under Windows XP at "full everything', and it's driving the 30 inch cinema display, so no problem there.

  • dosent crysis utilze only 2 cores?

  • LOL a 8800gt? what a piece of garbage. no wonder macs suck.

  • @TheCompyshop I should be putting something better in a 4 year old machine which is used for handling my webcasts? No.

  • @TheCompyshop LOL windows? no wonder pcs suck

  • @2008PS3 LOL OSX? no wonder macs are so expensive and suck. my pc will shit on ur mac anyday kid so keep it in your pants

  • @TheCompyshop LOL you get what you pay for. macbook pro = aluminum

    most pc's = cheap plastic. if you want a high quality pc it will cost too but you still have shitty software. your pc shits on itself.

  • my sony viao isnt plastic lol. and ibm laptops are very sturdy as well. and im pretty sure that 96% of the market share agree's with me. and btw, pc's have more programs than the mac to make all of those podcasts and photo editing most people do on there mac. if you want to start a war on youtube with me ill be glad to bring it.

  • Hey Alfred,

    Loving Thor the four core whore! I might upgrade my 2005 eMac's Video Card, if it's a separate board. I thought about saving up for an iMac then thought 'Screw it, I can get a G4 Cube cheaper'

  • You are the man! it's never easy! I am a Mac and PC user and have been for a long time. one thing I noticed is good old windows XP boots so much faster then any mac I have used. In my studio I have a power mac g5 and I hate it! Over heat! Over heat! Then the freeze... Yes it is due to the g5 being so compact! 4 Drives and 16 GB of Ram should never have an issue... It's so sad I have a Dell 4500 with only 2 GB of Ram and the Radeon 3600 HD card in it.... AND THIS OLDASS PC WORKS BETTER! By Mac

  • OMG you got 3 pros!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • he has 2 mac pros and a mac G5

  • still wow!!!!!

  • Alfred, what do you recommend 8 core mac pro or quad core im a getting ready to start up my own home recording studio i am a mac enthusiast and i dont wana waste $25,000 on a computer, seeing that the times we live in and with the economy and all

    THANKS!

  • @romodrummerjz don't know bout alfred, but i recommend a 8 core with atleast 8 gb of ram for HD video. But i assume by recording studio you are talking about audio, so in that case i would say a 4 core should be fine, and is much cheaper. and 6GB of ram should be enough. I almost have acquired a 8 core 3 GHZ mac pro 2,1 for 1300, with 18 gb of ram, so it will be a nice step up from my macbook pro. I'll get back to you once i have reviewed it and tell you if i think a newer four core will be fine

  • sweet man thanks alot

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  • Ohh, MadGlover, looks like you are REALLY enjoying my videos, you douchebag. Make sure you check out the ones on the iAlfred34 account.

    What a bloody wanker you are.

  • LOL, blah blah blah, partridge in a pear tree! HAHAHAHHA!

  • Your wiring is really sloppy, just kidding lol, Mine isn't that bad but it is getting there.

  • Great video. Beautiful wiring. I don't think the old video card had anything to do with your RAID failure however. I would love to know what kind of RAID it was...

  • LOL you're funny. Got the pc version of the x1900xt and a rebrand of the 8800gt 1gb aka the 9800gt 1gb oc.

  • what do you use to edit? Final Cut Pro?

  • I think he still uses iMovie '06. So do I. I'm not a big fan of the new iMovie interface.

  • that was a nice blowjob

  • OMFG that was the funniest upgrade i have ever seen Alfred you kill me lol whatever

  • What camera was this recorded on? Great quality!

  • Plug and pray. Loved it - a real tubartist you are.

  • I totally farted when he pressed that power button.

  • nice video

  • You fucking funny man! Now taking it out of its body condom!

  • Locked up or frozen? Hmm. Would you consider prison inmates frozen? No! They're locked up! LOL! Whatevah! :)

  • "What's the difference between lock-up and frozen? I DON'T KNOW! It's the same thing!" - Thank you. I'm linking this video to 3 of my friends that are mac "artists".

  • I love your Apple lessons.

  • Haha ur so funni xD

  • /me looks at his Pentium 4

    /me sobs

  • he has PowerMac G5, Mac Pro "Legacy" and Mac Pro 8-Core? what. the. fuck.

  • haha he keeps up with the times. lmao.

  • rofl he names his new comps. i named my comp "Mr. POS"

  • your wiring is sloppy man.

  • Hilarious man, nice vid

  • i say na na hahahah

  • where do you get money for all of this shit man?

  • lol blowjob

  • Very entertaining!

  • Good choice :)

  • GODAMN,he's GOOD!it IS 2009!

  • O UR WIRINS RLY SLOPPY :)

  • it was in the box for 6 months and now EVGA has the 285GTX. its no really upgrading... but the card is good, there is just way better now

  • AL, your wiring is really messy ;)

  • why do you need so much space ?? you've got like 10TB ?

  • Well, one ScreenFlow file he created was 50 GB alone... :P

  • Thor, The four core whore!!! HAHA, i´m laughing to death!!

  • I really should start naming my Macintosh systems as well

  • I love short 13 minute videos. :D

  • "... Hotter than Rosie O'Donnell's breath on a cold winter day in Boston!"

    I lol'ed... Hard. :D

  • All windows and mac user myself, i play games so i have a beast of a machine.

    Love how you think the 8800GT is an upgrade :P

    Well to a mac yes, ive just added a ATI4890! TO MY PC

    + Allfred, would you have used the 800GT if you had not allready bought it or would you buy another X1900?

  • HAHAHAH this guy is fucking hilarious!

  • fuck this guy is funny!!!!

    good video mate.

  • Alfred,

    This is who used to be Arsenium154, since you are always creating the Mac related videos, what would would be your opinion on the Psystar systems?

  • Al, only you could make a 12+ minute video about how something is an uneventful occurrence. It was great also.

  • awesome. i had almost exact same config as you before you vid card update. been thinking of finding a 8800gt somewhere since the x1900 wont support OpenCL in 10.6. but i wanted to ask, does installing your own vid card void your applecare, or was your macpro already expired on that?

  • well if its from apple i dont think so but with others maybe. You just have to ask apple about that

  • al when did you buy a macbook?

  • i dont need any stools, lol no offence

  • Al, will you be giving us the whirlwind tour when you get your 8 Core Whore setup? I think I may just go to the 1.5GB Video card when I get my Mac Pro.

  • Have the 8800GT in my PC :)

  • say it Alfred! who cares about wirering if its hidden its not a concern, dam you love storage!

  • Oh your wireing is really slopy LOL :)

  • I never thought an upgrade video could be so damn entertaining! I'm subscribing cuz you crack me up, sir!

  • Im a window user but....

    Al makes these look pretty damn appealing.

    5star

  • Just asking, why do you have so many Mac Pros?

  • Well Actually he only has 2. The other one you see in this video is a PowerMac G5.

  • this guy is the best hands down

  • lol awesome video

  • Awesome vid lol, shit load of persona. Hope you were able to grab your data, i know how that is. What cam do you use with your mac pro?

  • OH your wiring is very sloppy! (lol jk)

  • good vid quality man

  • dude they should make a pc put it in a powermac g5 case. make it FF-Class with 16 gigs gtx 295 etc and put MAC OSX on it! that would be sooooooo awesome

  • I am indeed jealous of your F.F. Class geekiness.

    For an entire day, I tried to remember who said "nay nay" all of the freaking time. Now I realize it was you. Are you happy now? You've created your first ear worm. I thought it was some A-list comedian.

  • That was one honking video card.

  • ur awesome

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  • Is that the Stanton Uberstand that your macbook is on?

  • Watching this video, I had no clue I'd hear titty, condom and porn. Great now my dad things I'm a whore.

  • I'm curious as to what is the name/model of the "5 Terabyte RAID Array"? I know it's been mentioned before, but it's rarely mentioned by name and I'm curious...

  • Al you should of made it FF-Class with a GTX 285

    or your mac pro is kinda old is it?

  • It was when they first changed the name from PowerMac G5 to Mac Pro. So back in the beginning of 2007 or end of 2006 I think.

  • This has been a pubic cervix announcement.

  • That's sweet. I got the 8800 GTX on my system, I think they are about the same when it comes to performance.btw you're crazy scaring kids like that. lol

    Funny stuff

  • how much do you make a year because you seem to have a lot of expensive electronics

  • i was also upgrading my video card in december :P. nice video alfred.

  • YOU Wiring IS SLOPPY!!!!!!! LMAO

  • "i'm on the floor" - ryhmes with?

  • Alfred you are a sick evil person, but in a good way. What ever!

  • Alfred I admit I haven't watched alot of your newer videos but I watched this one and I don't think I've laughed so hard in a long freakin time :) Nice job!

  • 1:58 ... hilarious

  • you got a mbp 13?

  • upgrade to a PC :)

  • Mac isnt supposed to fail? haha

    well anyway i hope everything works out good for you

  • nice! the fricken link on the site FAILED.

    (bad impersonation of Al... WHATEVA

  • (on the description)

  • and i though i was a geek, o boy

  • Haha, wow I haven't done any upgrades to my computer since 2000, I am only running on 1gb ram 100gb storage and a Nvidia 6000 series... Wish I had a computer that powerful.

    Another great video alfred, keep it up wiith the vids! They make my day no matter how good or bad my day has been.

  • specs?

  • Lol great vid alfred, gotta luv it! :)

  • get a 4970...i believe thats the number ati ftw!

  • "No computer upgrade is complete without a blowjob" :O LMAO

  • Wow, this is the first video of yours that I watched, and I loved it. I laughed so much, I almost fell out of my chair. I favorited and subscribed.

  • Oh you are in for a treat.

    Just a warning : Alfred's videos are similar to drugs~very addicting. Happy viewing.

  • "I say Nay Nay!"

    ~Alfred DiBlasi

    One of my favorite quotes lol

  • i say nay nay

  • man u must be rich lol

  • Your wiring is quite sloppy.

  • Hey at least we get to see the video in 2009 lol

    Carleen

  • You always make me smile.

  • i wan keep it chris pirrilo. was hilarius.lol great studio and sisntesizers!

  • You're hilarious..great vid

  • did he unbox the 8-core whore?

  • he calls it an octacore whore

  • yes i know but did he unboxed?

    or OCTAWHORE is in the box?

  • Santa is dead!? O.O

  • It's July 4th! Happy "In-da-pants-dance" day Al.

  • You Wiring is really sloppy

  • did i tell you santa was dead toay you know i was lying, NO I WASN'T HE'S REALLY DEAD lmao

  • Great vid.

  • Al,

    If you're interested in selling you're videocard, I'm definitely interested in buying it. Message me if you want to sell it.

    Peter

  • Haha you are really funny!

    5*