Mr B the Gentleman Rhymer - Straight Outta Surrey

[minsqueeno2]

i've got a chair set right by the fire, and i shan't move

[PetalHorrorcaused]

Saw him live. Nearly jizzed.

[Ignjaleks]

Stay classy.

[tonysg13qa]

I say!!!

Jolly good form, old chap. Had me in stitches, don't you know.

[Dentareem]

Feeling so much pride about being from Surrey right now...

[snack881]

This is what Americans think Britain looks like.

[nekrospike]

@snack881 Nah, I know what it's really like. I've seen Mary Poppins.

[ABOMiiNATiONUK]

Going on about your mother like that.. Never laughed so hard XD

[skillzleep1]

charming just charming fucking nerd

[MrLiam123]

Yes, quite.

[multi1up]

i was looking for mr. bean

[huntingp]

@multi1up Well thank goodness you found this instead.

[benthebiscuit]

Charming. Just charming. Well done sir.

[customneonshirts]

U inspired me to hip up my ukulele recordings and also video.

[EnglishMole]

Hes the sort of guy who you could sit and enjoy some pimms with.

[ABOMiiNATiONUK]

You can't diss Mr B's moustache, ever.

[oioioioi98h]

what a freak haha

[NytemareQueen]

That....was.....EPIC!!!!!!

[YourPalHDee]

This is so typical of somebody who wants to be a rapper, but is afraid they won't be popular so they make fun of it instead.... that has been going on for so many years, and it's just sad. Clearly you know a lot about HipHop and actually like it, making fun of it just seems pathetic.

[slackingstacker]

@YourPalHDee umad?

[ferrous719]

@YourPalHDee you clearly have no idea how difficult a good parody can be. That's why there are so few like Weird Al. It's just as complicated but they have different interests and a different audience, so why should they make the same thing as the other guys?

[AlfredPuddleDuck]

@ferrous719 ferros YOU CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP

[ferrous719]

@AlfredPuddleDuck Ah yes. That is an excellent retort. I now see the error of my ways. Caps lock has shown me the answer! Thank you for your enlightening response.

[RagingGingerNinja]

If you find Professor better why are you watching this?

[junkman19571]

A MR is a HIGHER ranking than a PROFESSOR.........one day professor elemental will become a mister............so there..

[Blashyrkh1993]

@junkman19571 A Mr is any man, a Professor is a well educated man qualified to teach, and Mr B has been well and truly schooled good sir.

[loopyninjaful]

ELEMENTAL RULES ALL!

[Shaidyn]

There's no comparison between Mr. B and Professor Elemental. Mr. B takes rap/hip hop classics and writes new lyrics for them. The professor creates entirely new content.

[rajnair58]

Mr. B trouser-ed Professor Elemental in primary school.

[erinns80]

Prof Elemental 4 life

[thelastbumblebee]

I'm not a fan of the proff, but that doesn't mean he's not as good as Mr B!

[dynospectrum]

this is hilarious. i dig

[bunter29]

Formidable comments chaps, im feeling frightfully on the side of the Mr b. Now dont make him roll up his sleeves and show you his marque of queensbury rules as well as his spliffing good rhyming technique....what what....

[pussox]

hove



[bdecker74]

Fighting Trousers was good be sure -- but Mr. B is the "true" chap-hop master! Professor Elemental is just a wanna-be playing dress up.

[flamingbrostin]

Professor E FTW!!!!!!!!

[HandMekeysYouFuCoSkr]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH. HAHAHAHA. I live in Surrey ... HAhaahaha xD

[folknboat69]

Skilled and equal opponents these two knights of chap hop are most certainly. This is a straight arm on the chin. Fighting trousers is a left hook. Bravo! 

[GlasgowWall]

65 people are Sussex/Kent nerds

[werecatlove752]

Yeah... I like Professor Elemental better

[sheldonlt]

Put on my fighting trousers.

[EekBeats]

i fuckin love this tune

[MrDesertDuck]

Ehhh, 'sokay, but not that funny. Prof E holds it down, even with stolen music. 

[MrPencilthingy]

duet with gorrilaz

[BelleHarrisonVids]

Professor Elemental, any day! HOO-RAH!

[PROkiller16]

@BelleHarrisonVids Then go and listen to it and leave here.

[BelleHarrisonVids]

@PROkiller16 Me-ow.

[PROkiller16]

@BelleHarrisonVids The fact that you are here goes against your post.

[dannyp76]

Mr. B sucks with his corny Fresh Prince beats!

[gi0rgioArmani]

Hahahha that was funny, but not as funny as Vanilla's remix, check it out under my videos!

[RYANisWATCHIN]

@gi0rgioArmani no, pretty sure this is better, little buddy. You're small.

[PlasticFTW]

lol at the music from willy willy bum bum in the background XD

[T1Brit]

God damned laughed my head off

[Freekick141]

Bravo to all the chaps from Surrey. I must say with regard to the most eloquent point made by rhonan that it indeed it is rather pointless discussing for example if a fine wine is better than enjoying the simpler pleasure of an Eton mess.

[Wonderburst]

Love at first sighting... I am smitten

[ZDoggMD]

Straight outta Crumpet! This here da shiznit.

[DonSeel]

Straight out of Compton < Straight out of Surrey

[copyvio]

Yo, he did NOT just call her a Hottentot.

[TheChadTate]

Mr B is performing in Brighton on the 5th May at Jam, Middle Street. Click the above link if you want to buy tickets!! BE quick! Go to ticket web to get tickets or go to facebook and message Michael Mcintyre Gold!

[inamerica55585]

Question: I don't know much about british nomenclature, would one call Mr B a fop?

[SeeminglyIncoherent]

@inamerica55585 Nope, he's not a fop. He's a country Gentleman.

[inamerica55585]

@SeeminglyIncoherent country? Is there any particular difference between country and city gentlemen?

[inamerica55585]

I've listened to both and honestly, I think I prefer Mr B. He has a suave quality to him.

[MrUnidyne]

I try to envision these chap hoppers turntabling with Victrolas.

[serketstudios]

@MrUnidyne hahaha thats hilarious

[doylustheboy]

especially when for me the combination of NWA, cricket & Carry On films is a triumvirate that defines my moral tenets in life........

[doylustheboy]

surely the best couplet on this, what I consider to be THE seminal piece, is rhyming tawdry with the great man Hawtrey.....

[wigglywig1]

"Don't bowl me a Googley, it's such a bore" haha

[padskina90]

This is so bad

[pterodactyl2434]

@padskina90 I agree. Roarr!

[EVILSANJONEROWAYZ]

osome you now his name is mr. boring

[matthewcarrett]

where can i buy his album anybody?

[pterodactyl2434]

@matthewcarrett In hell! ROOARR!! :D

[maxmison1]

Professor Elemental ain't nothing to fuck with.

[trikkid]

@maxmison1 Yeah, he's so muscular!

[dneirflriGsedaW]

From one Briton to another.. simply spiffing, dear boy. Lots of love, Lady Smithington. :)

[phocjame]

This is brilliant...and makes me homesick for surrey.

[rhonan]

The people who seem to feel a need to pit Mr. B. against the good Professor in anything but friendly competition are missing the point. Saying one artist is better than the other is like saying a pint of good real ale is better then a cup of tea made from some best quality second flush Assam. They are not the same, and there are times when one is more appropriate than the other, but there will be other times when the reverse is true.

[FreemanPontifex]

@rhonan bro, chap hop is one big rivalry. It's pretty much the whole point.

[NonFerrousBueller]

Had to watch the original NWA vid as I'd never seen it. This is a great parody.

[rachelcope]

I think his voice is actually probably a bit too posh for rap... I'm all for British rap (The Streets et al) but he's taken it too far. Didn't work for me. Sorry.

[ohkaybear]

@rachelcope GREAT POINT WELL MADE CHEERS

[jogonjon]

@rachelcope shut up u idiot,its a fookin joke.if u dont get it...u r a joke

[exhibitAfilms]

@rachelcope British rap is the worst kind of rap... common chavvy white boys talking all gangster acting hard going on about how they stab people "coz day woz lookin at me funni bruv" chap-hop is awesome, this is on the same level as Richard Cheese!

[LucaBoulders]

@exhibitAfilms do you know roots manuva?

[007hor]

Has anybody seen the Compton Cricket team? I just saw a video on the BBC site titled "Straight bat outta Compton". Amazing.

I immediately thought of Mr B when I saw them.

[EnglishStan]

01:16, when I with the batty boy???

[Saugori]

@EnglishStan did you actually mishear that or are you being a tool? he said "when i'm with the bat dear boy" think about it man he is talking about how good he it at cricket and can't really speak any clearer

[EnglishStan]

@Saugori

I actually mis-heard!!

[lankinator24]

@EnglishStan when i'm with my bat dear boy'

[eselgeist]

The distance between this and Slick Rick and/or Dana Dane isn't very far, actually. Well done.

[urbanclayman]

What iz it are you? Guy? Its u pork gamff tom. I wis to pull you in the fac and wrist your legg off. jok I not, di sit is of market chop. te rod ahead to bark tom? Me is lecithin crisp white milk vannilin. You are a guy. /the beans fried baked lomp loser. dont cry its about.

[lister4ever]

@urbanclayman ...the fuck? o.O

[007hor]

"A Lapsang souchong, and a slice of Lanark Blue."

Classic shit.

[ralahinn1]

Mr. B, you are a refreshing addition to the world of Hip Hop, but Professor Elemental Pwns you, I hope you both keep up the friendly rivalry though

[radiobastet]

I've said it before, I'll say it again. Dear Mr. B: Will you marry me? <3

[taylor2144]

Haha i love the background music, sounds like Banjo Kazooie

[w7100]

Dear sirs it isn't about hating one and loving the other, it's just that one does enjoy watching a round of fist a cuffs. A direct challenge, from a skilled and equal opponent brings out the best in one. I am in the corner of the dear professor but that doesn't mean I dislike Mr. B, any jaunty comments I've left is purely in jest to spur the tension to a fever pitch.

[megizzleF0R1ZZLE]

what the shit

[jahkzheng]

@megizzleF0R1ZZLE

You were the witness of a "grilling"

[PhilosophyOfImage]

I confess myself rather impressed by this fellow. I should very much like to encounter him at Fortnum and Masons' St James' Tearoom at some juncture to indulge in in a splendid afternoon repast of freshly baked fruit scones and a large pot of tea. Tally ho!

[PallyRadson]

"i dun uderstand how come dudes cant liek both bros guys. there both good dudes."

...

Really? REALLY?

*stare*

Yes, well cunning insight appreciated. It seems, fucking indeed, that we fools and imbeciles of poor breeding are, alas, entirely misled in our rabid assignations of loyalty. We are no doubt behaving in quite ungentlemanly a manner, and should really learn, rather, to hold hands and each other's asses, brilliantly belching brotherly bloody banter in brokenly burbled English.

[scargamillo90]

A good Duncan Fearnley is very much the tool.

[newtondecoy]

Jolly good makes a refreshing change to hear a good old fashioned English rapper rather than the usual bad ass mother fuckers from across the pond-toot toot pip,what.

[gypsycaster13]

Still a FAR bigger Elemental fan, but I enjoy B's parody work.

[mane2324]

STR* OUTTA SURREY BC CANADA CAN THIS SHYYT SUCKS SURREY BC WAT

[TheUniversalScholar]

I think his voice is too false, though I DO enjoy this song. First of Mr.B I've watched.

Professor Elemental makes me smile.

[PostersNShizPR]

Sick. The new Mr B video is out this Friday!

[designanddirection]

Mr B & Professor Elemental, Old Oak Common, 5am behind the Cricket Pavilion. Queensbury Rules. Come on chaps put your dukes up!

[Stormcat1]

Mr. B smells strongly of Hipster.

[TheCheckicheck]

Truly wonderful stuff, B. This Elemental imposter is a guttersnipe street yob indeed!

[evilsdouble]

@TheCheckicheck Lol Elemental came first

[DocWito]

@TheCheckicheck elemental came first bud, do your research before openin that trap :/

[TheCheckicheck]

@DocWito Thanks for the wisdom Doc. Just a shame that the Professor ran out of ideas so quickly that he had to jump on Mr B's coat tails eh?

[DocWito]

@TheCheckicheck hhmm its more of a demand by the fans i rekon, all this between them is good for it ;) i really like them both, its exactly what i needed. like the rest i hope they come together and do a show off or something, that would be suc a laugh :D

[Jefflebowski95]

@TheCheckicheck to be fair, mr b's two famous songs are pastiches anyway.....

[CrazeeCatrin]

wish it had subtitles / lyrics underneath.

bloody brilliant though x

[whatistheeffinpoint]

What what??

[DaveScarboroughUK]

I appreciate both Mr B and Prof. E, you Sirs are a breath of fresh air and absolute cards, old chaps.

[Apolloin]

People supporting Prof E. over Mr B or vice versa ought to remember that big feuds are good for business. No doubt this is a 'gentleman's agreement'

[misssadie]

@Apolloin I share that opinion. They are probably enjoying a Pimms from the sidelines watching the altercation between their fans :)

[superbird1234]

This is just sooooo good!!!

[BeforeNightfallBand]

Liked it :) But such a rip off of professor elemental.

[andrewmsmith1969]

Particularly liked the mention of Dennis Compton ;-)

[WigManPhil]

is there a female equivalent of chap hop?

[mistressabyss]

@WigManPhil ...permission to steal that idea?

...Nahh, i would feel like I'm ripping of Professor Elemental x)

[drseanelius]

...to continue, as a Brightonian resident, i do not want to be caught in a crossfire of antique duelling muskets, or worry that my hat my be shot orf by an automobile drive-by, which is the preferred method of tribal execution by those uncouth individuals in the North American colonies. Quit the proposterous yap before things escalate and we have vicious sectarian violence in our barbers, tobacconists and all good vendors of moustache wax.I do not deserve to be subjected to such vicious nonsense

[Stormcat1]

@drseanelius Indeed. All hip hop rivalries should be settled by way of a cricket match! Mr. B's Knees verses Professor Elemental's isotopes. A fine pay per view treat, don't you think?

[drseanelius]

I think this battle which has broken out between fans of the esteemed Professor & Mister B is utter tosh and codswallop, and I think these two bounder's entourages need to squash the proverbial 'beef' (wellington preferable to the common prole carvery roast) before we are hit by a thoroughly ungentlemanly east/ west Brighton war mimicking the most unseemly and tawdry displays of those rapscallions Biggie and Tupac and their pointless and thoroughly unpleasant departures from our mortal plain

[zakwilks]

@drseanelius....this war could get dangerous & innocent people could miss out on friendly cricket matches & coffee mornings....someone needs to step in before the church fete gets disrupted.....

[drseanelius]

@zakwilks...Word up bloke! Thanking you good sir. Salutations to you for keeping proceedings suitably grounded & factual, or 'keeping it real' as those young scoundrels declare in their youthful dialect. I am an old school scholar, i remember when chap-hop started out in the gents clubs of York, overseen by Grand-master Fleishe, & bounder boys or 'b-boys' displayed the latest gestures & musical convulsions whilst wearing their finery and stove-pipe hats. Oh how chap-hop has lost it's way

[2DGorillaz192000]

Does anyone have a link to the lyrics? I love this song!

[Urory50]

Win

[AndrewsMakeChannel]

I don't like your tweed sir.

[EddieTheFishReturns]

Hm...I prefer the good Prof. for his more original tunes, but these are very cleverly done as well. I do enjoy the reference, and the wicked banjolele work.

[RobinLikesCake]

@weirdalfan1000 "subhuman trash" you say? That's a horrific thing to say, just because you prefer Mr. B? they are both similar and have their own good features. I personally believe the Prof. to be better produced when it comes to his videos and the lyrics of his (non-parodied) songs.

HOWEVER I also agree that Mr. B is good and particularly like his history song :)

[RobinLikesCake]

@weirdalfan1000

"subhuman trash" You're an awful person

[JacquieCliff]

The best he can do is rip off our rap tracks? Weak!

[KingBobick]

The Professor will absolutely destroy this cad. He hasn't even had the decency to respond to Elemental's Fighting talk in his Fighting Trousers. A rap battle is the only honourable way out.

[JayCanhamThorp]

Should so have a battle with Elemental.

[supernukunuku]

@theskyisfalling100 I agree with you completely, I believe a rap off would be most appropriate for the two of them. I wonder if they are simply parodying the faux animosity between Dr. Dre and Eminem. It would make perfect sense as they both seem to be perfectly reasonable chaps and Mr B goes out of his way to parody the american rap world it seems.

[theskyisfalling100]

I belive some of the bloody fools on here need to realise that both Professor Elemental and Mr B are both genius! Is it completely and utterly impossible for one to be able to enjoy both? I know I do. Personally, I think Mr B and Professor Elemental should do a song together. I think it would be absolutely brilliant!

[gameparodyROCKS]

@theskyisfalling100 I totally agree, I just see hate messages on some videos and think "whats the point?"

[spectraljew]

@theskyisfalling100 Dear sir or madame,

I do so state unabashedly that it is, for lack of a better term, rather unoriginal that Mr. B steal the original premise which Professor Elemental has taken under his wing. You see, it is akin to a situation like that of an inventor who has made a nonpareil breakthrough in his or her field of expertise, only to have said breakthrough illegitimately taken on by an inventor whose identity is not that of the original inventor's.

Sincerely,

Phantasmal Hebrew

[jaMMerZzz764]

@theskyisfalling100 Ruddy good point sir, might I add also that they are adopting personas from different time periods.

Prof. Elemental is embodying the stiff-upper-lip spirit of the late 1800s British Empire, whilst Mr. B is straight from the early Twentieth century, probably prior to World War 1.

They're both bloody geniuses (though a warm steaming cup of the jolly beige brew always hits the spot for me over a day at the cricket pavillion!)

[aikandu]

@theskyisfalling100 I would like to hear that face off over the darjeeling

[revilo314]

@theskyisfalling100

My good sir, they are poised at either end of a great rap divide, for you see Mr B bleeds blue but I believe Prof E. votes for the lib dems. Champagne socialism and whatnot, you know?

[Galerius292]

Suffice it to say that the aforementioned bogus Professor E is a jolly come lately interloper and the most atrocious bounder one would ever have the misfortune to encounter. The highly esteemed Mr B would and does in all circumstances kick that awful scoundrel's ass. Does the bogus professor want war? One is sure that Mr B will not shrink from any potential conflict or be found wanting if hostilities do occur now or in the future. You jolly well know dis!

[MisterMorbidMyths]

Professor Elemental is much better.

[Snake22800]

@sprogglin Impresive snakefool whatever my name is? ur names sprogglin and ur cant understand my name? fool

[OldDarthOwl]

Mr B all the way. He should take his fellows and pop some cappingtons into their buttocks.

[andygriff1987]

I await the rap battle. I'm behind Professor Elemental.

[sprogglin]

Impressive snakefool whatever your name is. It's Professor Elemental. Idiot.

[Snake22800]

Ur shit compared to Professer Elementor

[AllHeartForFun]

@Snake22800 Wish i could spell/insult.

[lewesmith2591]

I wish I had such a mustache

[TimMiddleton]

I would have thought that, for a chap from Surrey, the blade of choice would be a Stuart Surridge rather than a Duncan Fearnley.

Pip! Pip!

[thesunsleeps]

Lapsang souchong and a slice of lanark blue. Quite!

[Jeditweddle]

Nice one, quality parody!!

[owenl1998]

let's see how fast I can make this clear.

1) This is a parody.

2) It is f^&%^% brilliant.

3) It mirrors the original straight up - rhythm and content

4) Full of sly and clever digs

5) If there is something you don't get it is simply because you don't know enough about cricket, surrey, english society - or the original song.

Shouldn't have to f^%&% explain it. I went and watched the original three times, looked up things I didn't know like Duncan Furleigh and enjoyed the ones I did.

[WigManPhil]

@owenl1998 what is the original song? this is hilarious...

[Murontappaja]

@WigManPhil NWA-Straigth Outta Compton

[WigManPhil]

@Murontappaja kinda figured that... just wondered if it was a british song instead...

[007hor]

@owenl1998, Hi, it's Duncan Fearnley, as in "Fearnley" cricket equipment.

Apart from that, spot on.

[Schregger]

@owenl1998 You desearve all those thumbs up, and you are right: This is f^&%^% brilliant.

[trikkid]

@owenl1998 Duncan FEARNLEY

[PowderMonkeification]

I enjoyed this video and that in my opinion is the point of this form of entertainment. I mean it is stereotyping and I honestly do not know anyone like that in Surrey. But it is humorous and is clearly well thought through. Hats off to Mr B I say.

[LiteralGaming]

hahaha so good

[D1nny2oys]

That was fantastic!