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  • He'll hit the floor 'cause that's his plan plan plan.

  • "I hate this song" lol...so true

  • poor guy

  • they make he seem like he died trinyg to jump into a kiddy pool

  • *SNORT*

  • Hello, my name is Primitivo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to dieeeeeee...

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh­ahaha............ thats all i have to share -_-'

    

  • Awww Aha poor guy (xx This was funny tho

  • i guess that star isnt shinning after all :/ FAIL XD

  • He sings sooo good. Almost better than Michael Jackson wait it is better than Michael Jackson! Who wouln't like a crakchead singing like like a dying cow fall of the stage. Not only that he dances so good!:) Ha NOT!

  • lol. you should have done comedy.

    

  • i laughed my head off

  • @Lucky19116 lol

  • This man needs life alert. HELP! I HAVE FALLEN AND CAN'T GET UP!

  • @SuperStarman777 Entertainment purposes only.I'm not even making any money off it.

  • hispannics what can u do

  • This man...♥

  • I've fallen, but I can still get up! LOLOLOL

  • hes retarded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i feel bad for him

  • OMG! THAT POOR STAGE & FLOOR!

  • lol he tried to show off by doin a cartwheel and fell off the stage. dumbass....

    :) Should be posted of failblog...

  • didnt another guy fall off the stage in this same episode? anywho that was an epic fail

  • i rmember seeing this on tv i did of laughter and i still do

  • lol wtf he keeps singing and dancing after he fell how embarrasing maybe thats wat caused the earthquake

  • he's sweating like a dog lol hes funny as hell!

  • Lmao, 16 people didn't wanna dance dance dance....

  • FAIL.

  • @rockinlolzz A FAILURE INDEED.

  • Lmao this is hilarious. ESPECiALLY 0:54 TO 1:00, haha and also 1:01 to 1:04 when he atcs surprised he didn't get in.

  • bahahahahaha

  • ha

  • dude i think thats one of my old math teachers............ 0.0

  • @aeroboss23 XD

  • "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes sayin' Ay-Oh I'm Okay-o!"

  • And he continues! hahahaha!

  • he hit the floor because it was his plan! plan! plan! plan! YEAH! YEAH! cause that will go on and on and on and it will go on and on and on YEAH! :P

  • fake

  • EPIC FAIL @ 0:38!

  • I feel bad for him , Assholes.

  • awee the poor guy, good determination. iwouldve put him through

  • Its youtube in youtube :o youtubeinception!

  • the best part is when he keeps going after he falls lol

  • I feel bad for him :(

  • You really SUCK, SUCK, SUCK LIKE ASS!!!!

  • that song sounds after each hearing?

  • he should try doing a no hand black flip....lol

  • Sucks to be him :P

  • hahahahahahahahahhahahhahahaha­hahahah stay back hahahahahahahahaha

  • lmaooooo this was soooo hilarious ...#epicfail

  • lmaoooooooooooo , ok its not funny ..im lien yes it was lmaooooooooooo ! 

  • ok. when this dude fell off the stage i hit the floor...

  • 0:40 Piers OWNED!!!

  • What gave this idiot the impression that he could sing or dance, or that he had an ounce of talent?

  • hey dont make fun of me !!

  • I laugh every time i see this

  • We should have seen this coming. He did say "I hit the floor cause thats my plans, plans, plans, plans."

  • I feel sorry for the poor guy for having family and friends that never told him the truth about how bad he was. People need to be honest.

  • Why would u even come on the show and how would u think u have talent?

  • Aww man, I was there and I saw that.

  • We were watching this as a family. My wife goes, "Hey! He's a Montoya, is he related?" He's from Colorado. I have lots of relatives in Colorado. Then I saw his performance. Yup! DEFINITELY related!

  • every circus needs it's clowns

  • That is extremely funny

  • no no, STAY BACK STAY BACK !

  • fake, simon payed him too do that

    

  • poor guy lol

  • poor guy

  • wtf is the song he is singing??? OMFG i cant figure it out... i cant remember

  • @t4lki2im3h Taio Cruz Dynamite

  • aahahaha xD lol

  • Lol at Howie around :35 trying to warn him to well, NOT cartwheel off the edge of the stage.

  • come on tivo let your star shine an then he fallls lmao that guy is sick

  • I feel really bad for him oh my gosh that was horrible but he must have felt horrible!!!

  • ask any question to this guy and keep pressing one

  • OMG! Is the floor ok!!??

  • OMFG THE TOP COMMENTS xDDD ROLF!!!!!

  • i watchei on tv and the next act someone fell off stage again

  • He should've stayed on the floor it'd be less painful at least

  • haha they should have let him makeit with the act of making a fool of his self and falling

  • haaaaaaaaaaahhahahhahahh XXX

  • I fell bad

  • hahahahahahahahaha thiz iz mah friendz homie XXDDD

  • was the floor alright ?

  • i wanna dance dance dance dance dance

  • LMFAOOOOOOO !!! no words for this hahahahahaa !

  • He hit the floor because that was his plan plan plan.

  • hahaha me and some classmates laughed at this it was hilarious

  • This is probably staged n shit. In order to get on the show, you have to attend auditions that aren:t televised - for him to make it past the initial audition means they wanted him on for comedy purposes. The guy himself probably did it on purpose

  • lol why does he walk towards the end of the stage at the end?

  • LOL

  • he shoulent even bother trying to sing and dance

  • omg hilarious!!!! what a moron

  • aww thats sad he must have got really embaresed

  • 0:36 LOL poor dude

  • poor guy. ):

  • omg the judges r like stay away after! lol

  • WHEN HE FELL BEST PART OF THE AUDITION

  • That made my day the first time I saw it.

  • Even funnier is when he wacks the shit out of his knee getting back up at 0:47

  • He told us he came to dance and he sang ... I hit the floor cause that my plans plans plans. -----> Get it? He really did hit the floor. He planned it. LOL :)

  • Im lovin how he hopped back on stage n kept it goin... Dat right there was supa funny... My hubby Howie told his ass to stay back... No repeat... Funny shit shawty... 2 THUMBS UP!!!

  • LOLOL!!!!!!!!

  • i wish they showed him eating shit....lol

  • that would so happen to me

  • OMG I FEEL SO BAD FOR LAUGHING LOL! LOLOL

  • HAHAHAHA DAT WAZ FUNNY

  • That has to hurt.

  • O MY GOSH, THIS GUY IS SOOO FUNNY LOL

  • Guys I uploaded a full segment of Primitivo and it is in High Quality!!! Check it out!

    Clcik on the annotation that says Click Here for New and Improved Version!

  • he made a fool of himself but now he made a bigger fool oof himself infront of the world

  • There needs to be a montage of people falling off the stage pretty soon lol !!!!!!!!!!

  • I WAS LAUGHINGGG SOO HARDDDD AHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA XD IM SORRY BUT....IT WAS JUSTTT TOOO FUNNYYYY....THEN THE SLOW MOTIONNN AHHHHHAHAH X''D I WAS ON THE FLOOORRR CRYINGGG

  • awww poor guy...man that would piss me off too!

  • lol hahahahahahaahaha im so sorry i laughed but it was funny

  • Is it bad that I laughed...?

  • And the fact that the black guy the camera kept going to didn't care either,he just kept making fun of him,made it looked like it was staged. Reality television isn't exactly reality,at least most of it.

  • STAY BACK!!!

  • to add insult to injury, he does a crappy cart wheel off the stage!!! lmao

  • LMAO

  • i would hav gave him because he fell down and that stands for E for effort

    

  • It's pretty bad that Howie was the only one whop even stepped toward him as if to help him, he's the one with OCD! LOL

  • LOL AHHHHHHHAHAAHHAAHAHAAA

  • порезал, и уже на звонок)

  • I WANNA DANCE DANCE DANCE

  • @CroGamer444 lol the dude was determined xD

  • Ilovethiss!! haha(:

  • Matter he got some X he is still trying and matter he fell ste stage he is again still trying. Im Sorry for him.

  • He was looking mad as hell when he didnt make it to Vegas

  • oh my god this guy cracks me up, funniest audition in the world!

  • I hate Nick Cannon ugh what an annoying attention whore.

  • I cracked up and my father nearly broke the recliner laughing at this!!!!!!!!!!!

  • omg watch this when you're high you will not regret it

  • lol maan i laughed sooo much, that fucking idiot

  • 0:24 LMFAO he hit the floor alright LOL

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  • "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die." He looks similar to that character..mmmm

  • this man should be in barries

    

  • this man should be in baries

  • oh my god. i cannot stop watching this. the combination of the horrible singing and the fact that he falls off the stage just makes it insanely hilarious.

  • WOW

  • to old to be doing those moves and wait a minute wat moves were those hahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

  • keep pressing 4 really fast

  • Press 5 on keyboard to see Nick Cannon look like a tool.

  • im glad his fine

  • AAAWWW DAMN!!!! HE Damn Near Killed His Self!!! lol!!

  • I actually know Tivo. He attended the same church, Praise Church, with me in Littleton, Colorado. He was a very nice guy but had moderate mental retardation. I hate to see all these negative comments for a guy who really believed he was good.

  • @ki8o ok i first i laughed a lot... only when he's like woahh woahhh nd falls but then i felt bad now i feel really bad! i feel srrry for him!!

  • Freaks of all kinds are welcome. Imbeciles are not.

  • LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • BAHAHAHAHA!!!! I am rolling!!!! :)))))))))))

  • My name is Primitivo Montoya...

    I have no talent...

    Prepare to laugh.

  • i've watched this at least ten times, and every time he opens his mouth and sings "I WANNA DANCE DANCE DAAAAANNNNCEEE." i can't help but cry laughing. and the fall is like the icing on the cake!

  • nick cannon's face expressions are the best lol

  • I bet this was staged. :D

  • this guy is my hero!! Totally belongs in the Nepoleon dynamite world

  • this guy just ruined Dynamite for me : / jeeze i dont even really feel bad for him. 

  • Isn't it sad that he thought he was good. and now i bet all of the guys at work are making fun of him :(. It was kinda funny to watch though

  • Guy: "I'm a senior utility worker"

    Howie: "What are going to do today?"

    Guy should have said: "FALL ON MY ASS!"

  • I'm sure he won't have to deal with too many comments at work, lol.

  • He thinks he can dance and sing oo my!!!

  • Guys, I know him. He's not a plant, sadly, he's not a plant.

  • i can't stop pressing 5 :D

  • he looks like he'd be a pro. but apperently not lol

  • i watch this after watching willsmooths reaction lolz

  • After he got up he secretly said in his head "Who removed the rest of the stage?"

  • @thaikid2010 he probably thinking what stanza did i stop? XD

  • Oh My God Tivo You make the Tele-viewers, Audience, Judges, and Me Shock!

  • I think if he didnt try singing the song and he didnt fall off the stage he probably would of made it thru.But it was funny

  • I knew something bad was going to happen the moment he said he was going to "sing and dance"

  • Lmao This Shit Is Funny !!!

  • Is.. is Nick rubbing his nipples?!

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUU

  • Lol!!!

  • i don't know why it took the judges so long to push the buzard. and his voice was NO WHERE NEAR the songs pitches.

  • lmaoooooooooooo faiiiilllll!

  • OH SNAP, POP LOCKIN LIKE A MOFO