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  • My buddy memorized this whole thing and he does it all the time... XDD haha it's so funny..

  • have a grapefruit zip

  • long live president tuvok

  • The Cosby impression gets into Richard Pryor territory in a few places. "Crazy white soldier fuckers," for one.

  • @suterb Isn't it "crazy wide soldier fuckers"?

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  • Me love mc coffee!! Lol

  • whos mr scott

  • @halokillsblackops Captain Montgomery Scott from Star Trek. It was Leonard Nimoy's voice you heard.

  • rofl @ the white guy at 2:48

  • are you going to make more Obama Cosby

  • Been with Oprah 4 times ......... KLAAAUFF .

  • mhm, mhm. YES!

  • The guy at the end who loves his coffee makes this video for me xD

  • Dude, he totally does look like Tuvok! All we need to do is make him Vulcan and emotionless!

    =D

  • Naah, naah, naah, gonna have a good time (hey, hey, hey!!!!!)

  • Joyous moments: I ask my 3-year old about "me coffee" and she says, "ME LOVE ME COFFEE!"

  • So remember motherfuckers: There are forces that are good....and....there are forces that are droopy

  • "HEY TUVAK!"

    "That's not my name!"

  • This shit is hilarious!!!

  • "I don't know what i'm saying i'm wasted."

  • @SilentRanger412

    That's alright, don't sweat it captain, we're all full of problems, in fact my communicator's made of glass, over! *shatter*

  • What the H3LL does he say at 3:22 ??? I can't make it out!!!

  • @barscotch he says: "Inspect that back bathroom; I'm havin a bath" (with the two girls I suppose)

  • I think

    "Bin wid' Oprah fo' times - KLAUF"

    may be the greatest sentence ever spoken.

  • I could watch him slap his glass communicator all day.

  • Thats not me name, yet bitch.

  • Bitch-ass, yea SNAP!

  • "yeah Tupac"!

    "eh hah hah that's not my name"

  • So remember mutherfuckers, there are forces that are good, and there are forces that are droopy!!!

  • S O, F O... There's probly someone in there whippin' their white ass

  • ‎'Tomorrow is apple juice day, and everybody has gotta drink their own pee.'

    Barack Obama

  • XD XD XD!!!

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  • "Many people are white for hours, FOR HOURS" rofl!!!!!

  • Hey Tuvok ! hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahah­ha

  • rotflmao!!

  • You and me can go for the PLOCK! bloop.

  • GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME!!

  • oooooprah.....she's not all with it.

  • ROFL "You and me can go for the THWAA"

  • I'm guessing you guys have seenb the movie kung pow? kind of similar

  • There are forces that are droopy.

  • 0:44 I though I got a message on Facebook chat.

  • Thank you to Oprah for her support ... I fucked her in the ass

  • "Hey Tupac!"

    "...Huhuhuhu...Thats not my name."

  • @punk9999643 Tuvok.

  • @punk9999643 its "hey tuvok"

  • I'm kindof glad I'm not american. I would hate to have to celebrate apple juice day.

  • @lurvig How dare you... Applejuice day is a great honor.

  • I think I shat myself! This is sooooo fuckin' funny! I shared it with everyone I could think of!

  • He calls him Tuvok, not Tupac..he was a black vulcan dude from old school star trek.

  • Let's dance y'all

  • There are forces that are droopy.

  • lmao

  • fucking funny as fuck

  • tupac hahha man yall are hilarious!

  • 3:26 haha awesome

  • ME LOVE ME COFFEE

  • lmao

  • This is fuckin hilarious!!

  • ohhh 2 pac LOL

  • The guy calls him Tuvok, no Tupac. He was a black Vulcan in Star Trek. Google his pics sometime. You'll laugh at the resemblance to Obama.

  • Me love me coffee!

  • klouff

  • lol

  • lol "my snow-pants are missing!"

    You guys are too funny.

  • "Go tupac!"

    "heheh. That's NOT ma name."

    

    Me loves me coffee!!

  • that's not ma name!

  • 3:28 !!!

  • forces that are droopEEE LMAO!!

  • "me love me coffee". wow that shit was funny<3

  • get the...get the hose

  • Me love me coffee!

  • 2:27 hahaha

  • Genius!

  • "Hey, Tuvok!"

    "That's not m'name!" XD XD XD

  • i swear, I come home from work every day and watch this. And it never gets old LOL... 

    I hear the white guy with glasses' laugh all day.

  • ME LOVE ME COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I love this HA HA NA NA NA Gunna Have a good time LMAO

  • 1:15 Wowoowoooommmmmmmm

  • Hey tupac!

    haahah, that's NOT my name.

  • 2:50 the guy with the glasses had me dying

  • AHHAHAHAH laughing me ass off!

    Where can I give you money?!???!?

  • YAY TUVOK!!!

  • go tupc!! thats not..my name bahah hahaaha

  • There are forces that are Droopy!!! LOL

  • Someone got stoned and spent way too much time on this...

  • Klouph!

  • 2:11 "M-hm, M-hm", "YES" had me loling for hours.

  • cant stop loling

  • My snow pants are missing!! lol :)

  • ME LOVE ME COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!

  • I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed Obama's resemblance to Tuvok. Although I didn't really notice it until I saw Tim Russ (the actor who played Tuvok on Star Trek: Voyager) in his most recent role as Principal Franklin on iCarly. Probably cuz of the suit, it made him look more Obama-esque than as a black Vulcan...

    Yaay Tuvok!

    Heeheee....that's NOT my name

  • Ham Sandwhich

  • There are forces that are good. There are forces that are DROOPY. Ham sammich... mmhmmm!

  • Get the...get the hoes.

  • why is it that Bush is still the better target..??? hm!

  • ME LOVE ME COFFEE

    Man, this is the most quotable video on the internet to date!

  • "Remember tomorrow night is apple juice night and we all gotta go home and drink pee."

    OMG so hilarious!

  • 3:19

  • 2:45 LOL

  • Oh man my Snow pants are missing too!

  • you lads are the best

  • ME LOVES ME COFFEE Hahahahahah

  • He's never made more sense than in this video. :-P

  • "Hay Tuvok",

    "Thats not my name" lol

  • I was howling the whole time. My sides are sore....dern...right at lunchtime too.

  • ME LOVES ME COFFEE! lol

  • brother, your hands are all over the bass drum!

  • i think of deflating boatmen................

  • any one got any weed?... as i have fuck all!

  • So remember, motherfuckers: There are forces that are good, and there are forces that are droopy (hamsandwich).

  • It's gotten to the point that I need my daily DJO fix! No one knows why I spontaneously burst out laughing, they wouldn't understand the apple juice!

  • made me crack up at the end.

    "me loves me coffee!"

  • ME LOVE ME COFFEE

    omg funniest part!

  • Ha Tomorrow Night is apple juice night

  • "Anyone have some weed? Cause I got fuck all. Anyone have some?" - Hilarious! It's just too bad that's not what he really said.

    This is more realistic:

    "The power is often backwards."

    "Me likes crazy, wild, soldier fuckers. I'm just as dangerous as the other team"

  • ME LOVE ME COFFEE.

    Omg I pissed my pants I was laughing so hard.

  • I laughed so hard I was crying!

  • My god that is so flipping hilarious. 2:28 my fav.

  • "Noe remember, there are forces that are good...and then there's forces that are droopy." So funny!

  • "hey tuvok"

    "hahaha.. that's NOT my name."

    :D

  • No, it's TUVOK. Use headphones if you need to. Don't know why he'd be called Tuvok, or who Tuvok is? Google is your friend.

  • How is this video racist? Oh Christ here we go with some ignorant ass hollering racism.

  • I haven't laughed so hard at an internet video in ages.

  • get the... get the hose

  • 2:11

    "yes" in very deep voice lol

  • monstrmac1,

    If you don't like it then don't watch it retard!!

    No one forces you to watch this and its not our fault your sense of humour is different!!!

    Maybe you can't grasp the amount of work put into this in order to make this great video.

  • absolutely fantastic

  • Brilliance! This is the fourth time this week I've watched this.

  • thankyou to oprah for all her support, i fucked her bum lol

  • And remember, tomorow is applejuice night..and we all gotta go home and drink pee. lmfao

  • bitch ass ya snap

  • Most I've ever laughed at a youtube video. Amazing. I gave you 10 stars... I swear.

  • 2:32 LMFAO!

  • I think of deflating boatmen. Thats the stuff no prob.

  • 2:31. That's funny.

  • 2:07 and 2:23

    Great work!!

    hahahahahaha

  • All the bathroom brothers... yeah ^^

  • Hahahaha- "It's big that bathbathroom.. batheddy-bath"..... ME LOVE ME COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFL!!!!

  • "Inspect that back bathroom....I'm havin' a bath..."

  • You should make a soundboard of some of these statements. I'd like to hit the "qualf" button every once and a while.

  • Ima a dipshit alright,

    HaHaHAAAAAHahAhaaHee

  • 1:47 LMFAO

  • "Qualf"

  • YERR TUVOK!!!!!!

    me loves me coffe!!!!

  • Now he is one dangerous droopy prick

    very funny

  • Oh gawd, just crashed the roflcopter into the lolcano.

  • yerrr tuvok!! lmao

  • CLOWF.

  • no way

  • That's it. My new catch phrase for 2009 is "Me love me coffee!."

  • aaawW AAWw

  • And...there are forces that are DROOPYY!!

  • Get the... Get the HOES!

  • "There are forces that are good and....T here are forces that are droopy!!!! " FUNNY SHIT!

  • Yo Tuvok!

    That's not mah name

  • Many people are white. For hours! For HOURS! D:

  • "and remember, tomorrow night is apple juice night, and we all gotta go home and drink pee."

  • hammm sandwich... ok!

  • me love me coffee.. oh my god..

  • Note to self: never attempt to drink any sort of liquid while watching the videos of DJO.

  • Seconded. "Don't Involve Me!!" = pfffFFFFFFFTTTTTT!!!!

  • Wish you guys made a full feature film, might take ages but would def be awesome.

  • DJO Rules! Keep 'em coming guys, Canadians abroad need mo' COFFEE roflmao

  • "Hey Tupak!"

    "That's not my name"

  • There are forces that are good...and there are forces that are droooO0o0opyyy

    classic future line

  • Me love me coffee!

    This doesn't get old, guys.

    And I'm glad I wasn't the only one who saw the Tuvobama connection.

  • My favourite parts:

    "Yay 2pac!"

    "Hahehehe......That's NOT my name!"

    "ME LOVE ME COFFEE!"

    Oh and the music at the end. Where can I get it?!

  • It's TUVOK!

  • Oh well I don't know what I'm saying, I'm wasted. I also FUCKIN LOVE YOU GUYS MAKE MORE VIDEOS PLEASE!!!! AND WHERE CAN I GET YOUR MUSIC?! APPLEJUICE!

  • Thank you!

    I just uploaded some more and there's a new Obama one on the way that's over three minutes..stay tuned and thanks for watching!

    go to dayjoborchestra (dot) com and "steal" our music.

    Mike

  • Apple Juice Night.

  • This is the best thing I've seen yet in 2009.

  • "Yeee 2Pac" OMG LOL