I was watching this commercial during the Superbowl and making out with my girlfriend when all of a sudden at the bus impact, she gently unzipped my Wrangler jeans, pulled out Mr. Wiggly and gave me my very first first blow job. Holy Angus!!! After about three minutes and thirty three seconds, I came like a bucket full of silver dollars!!! Does any body know if that's about the right timing? I don't know if that was too fast or not, it was my first BJ. Thanks Jack, be well... I miss you, Bogart
"Is the dude really hurt"? Seriously? You're asking if a made-up fast-food mascot is "really hurt"? Yeah, he's "really hurt" just like the Hamburgler at McDonalds is "really" a wanted felon, and those are actually real cows standing out with billboards in front of Chik-fil-a.
I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and say maybe you were drunk at the time of posting that and really aren't that dumb.
Cant you see?? this is just a VERY clever way to get you into their business as they are probably losing money, so this little clever thing is getting everyone worked up
i agree it was burger king and ronald mcdonald i think that Wendy's was involved too. That will Give Jack the reason when he recovers to hunt them down.
Yep, this interview is over, cause hes violating patient privacy rights, its called HIPPA stupid EMT lol. He can't say who the patient is or their injuries, idiot EMT should lose his license! lol
Yeah, i say we line up all of the residents of McDonaldland (ie: hamburglar, grimace) and all of the BK VidKids. Torture them 'til McDonald and the "king" talk.
paramedics don't just talk about who they pick up like that.
bermuge 1 year ago
Brain chip - CHECK MY CHIP.
bpyjktgiuk 2 years ago
HIPPA violation!!!
Dustoffam 2 years ago
This is more fun than the McDonald's "Lincoln Fry" thing, which was also goofy.
jreichel1 2 years ago
So... is that massive head-trauma, or massive-head trauma? Because Jack does have a massive head.
bealz 2 years ago 12
haha after i read your comment i couldnt stop laughing
kellysa111 2 years ago
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I was watching this commercial during the Superbowl and making out with my girlfriend when all of a sudden at the bus impact, she gently unzipped my Wrangler jeans, pulled out Mr. Wiggly and gave me my very first first blow job. Holy Angus!!! After about three minutes and thirty three seconds, I came like a bucket full of silver dollars!!! Does any body know if that's about the right timing? I don't know if that was too fast or not, it was my first BJ. Thanks Jack, be well... I miss you, Bogart
tommyboy6494 2 years ago
is the dude really hurt or is this a joke or wat??!!
xxxxrockerdudexxxx 2 years ago
...its a marketing.
G7130 2 years ago 4
"Is the dude really hurt"? Seriously? You're asking if a made-up fast-food mascot is "really hurt"? Yeah, he's "really hurt" just like the Hamburgler at McDonalds is "really" a wanted felon, and those are actually real cows standing out with billboards in front of Chik-fil-a.
I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and say maybe you were drunk at the time of posting that and really aren't that dumb.
commotionoftheocean 2 years ago
LMFAO....... the Hamburglar- a WANTED FELON hahhahahahahaha
Th3Birdman 2 years ago
I like this video! I enjoyed it a lot. haha Very nice. It's cute in a weird way lol. but good job making it! it's unique!!
Chick6517 2 years ago
we got all sides of judgements covered weee
8poseur8 2 years ago
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Please let him khack. He's arrogant, his commercials suck, and his food makes you look like a sumo...
okiefilm 3 years ago
LMAO ahahahaha
HipHopForDnBHeads 3 years ago
hehe this is great
comment my vid? :3
randomgirl05 3 years ago
Wow, talk about a mad paramedic!
JPPT1974 3 years ago
Look at the color of the bus...It's McDonald's yellow I tell ya!!!
goriajk 3 years ago
i smell a conspiracy....and it smells a lot like a BigMac. lol.
xzc426 2 years ago 2
Massive Head Trauma Haha
Ibhenriksen 3 years ago
wow people THIS IS FAKE !!!
fox2079 3 years ago
it doesnt matter this is fun
kidkong92 3 years ago 5
OMG is this real!
elefe714 3 years ago
Cant you see?? this is just a VERY clever way to get you into their business as they are probably losing money, so this little clever thing is getting everyone worked up
Seth38101 3 years ago
is this real or fake???
jbtaylorswift4vever1 3 years ago
heres wat happened the burger king and ronald mcdonald teamed up and are conspiaring against jack whos next the wnedys chick the kfc guy who knos
kidkong92 3 years ago
i agree it was burger king and ronald mcdonald i think that Wendy's was involved too. That will Give Jack the reason when he recovers to hunt them down.
YamatoTitanic 3 years ago
No. the Wendy bitch had hot sex with the Burger king to get Ronald McDonald to run jack over with a bus.
Kracg999 3 years ago
itmay have been a Ronald McDonald conspiracy. If so maybe jack will recover and get his revenge.
YamatoTitanic 3 years ago
Yep, this interview is over, cause hes violating patient privacy rights, its called HIPPA stupid EMT lol. He can't say who the patient is or their injuries, idiot EMT should lose his license! lol
sushidawg68 3 years ago
Ronald McDonald was driving the bus, screaming, "TWO BIG MACS FOR $3.50!!! TWP BIG MACS FOR $3.50!!! BEAT THAT!!! BEAT THAT!!!
AWakeWoman155 3 years ago 2
this commercial was actually a parody, of the actually metro bus accident that crashed into a jack in the box restraunt
makuta204 3 years ago
nah what happen was the actual CEO of jack in the box got hit by a real bus like in real life not the snowman guy lol
chevroletDX 3 years ago
wait did he really get hit by a bus, cuz i thought that was fake
hawahawahawa2 3 years ago
nah lol, worse acting then wrestling
DarkEgg11 3 years ago 2
The real question here is who was driving that bus? Perhaps Mr. Ronald McDonald? I love you JACK!!
sirfortiscue 3 years ago 3
Massive head. I get it.
ruzz3ii 3 years ago
WHY DO ALL THE GOOD MEN SUFFER!?!?
He'll be alright...he's...he's...OH GOD! *sobs*
Somebody hold me...and get me a bacon ultimate cheeseburger...*sobs*
eddieg2727 3 years ago 2
NOOOO, hang in there jack!!
Speedofclocks12 3 years ago
does this mean we get free food???
manbearpig91 3 years ago 10
Yeah, i say we line up all of the residents of McDonaldland (ie: hamburglar, grimace) and all of the BK VidKids. Torture them 'til McDonald and the "king" talk.
nategnau1 3 years ago 2
that was so funny!
nice one!
SaraSuicide13 3 years ago
Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week! Try the Veal Jumbo Jack!
nategnau1 3 years ago
rough medics D:
get well soon jack!
asiu1990 3 years ago
AWESOME!
nohomoguys 3 years ago
A conspiracy I tell you!
slokoon 3 years ago
noooooooooooo jack please be okay!
BEKisara 3 years ago
OMG Jack is gonna die! Oh well at least we will still have tacos mmmm
Gingerbaby69 3 years ago