Andy Dick Roasting Pamela Anderson from www metacafe com

[959chris]

"i wouldnt fuck bea arthurs dick with andy dicks pussy" -lmfao

[Honigdrohne0221]

LMFAO that was good

[MddWater8]

antwood33 your a retard

[nickstephenson797]

seriously, why is no one talking about how he dropped that guy at the end? 4:00 hahahaaaa out of my way!

[Antwood33]

Everybody says he's sooo talented...what the fuck is his talent? He hasn't been good on anything

[drumass666]

@Antwood33 News Radio

[zungaloca]

yo Andy Dick i hear you like weed

[TheJamesAgony]

HE IS A FUCKING GENIUS HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[KODAKCAR4]

Dr Fernando T. Shortcreme? CAN I CALL YOU TELLY-WELLY INSTEAD?

[Showinbulge]

Uggg, Andy Dick is so gross. Nobody likes him.

[Metaltherebel92]

Hahaha, seriousely? That was too much, even for a roast. Horny fucker nearly harassed her on national tv xD Still funny though. I have noticed that many people hate this guy, I really haven`t seen much off him but he had some good jokes here. I guess you can get away with everything on roasts!

[NZ187z]

genius

[0458FEO]

all u robots watch scripted crap on t.v ,and think its funny ,u r the boring people of the world.andy dick is great and has tremendous minded things to do a certain act ,which few can do or got the bakllks.keep it going andy.peace.

[0458FEO]

he has great humor,and the way he uses it,i get it,if u dont u r boring.

[Holstboy]

@0458FEO lol, yea he is really a genius, it must be very har going on stage talking like a complete idiot, then sexually harras a women. DAMN he's talented!

[0458FEO]

@Holstboy it cracks me up at 2:29 he sounds real seriuos when he says" thiers been alot of jokes tonight about pamelas andersons breast,"also at 2:51 when says" this is all standard procedures".the roast of shatner was great.

[blaziankhmer]

how is he still getting gigs? he's sucks

[0001kd]

brilliant! that man is brilliant!

[YungMalThaKid]

officially borrowing this idea

[dfbhcf]

Fuck Andy, let someone who actually likes breasts touch Pam's breasts.

[tool404]

He crossed the line. It's obvious he is a rapist.

[soupernewf]

lol andy dick is the funniest

[readthisuradouche]

Hello everyone could you stop mocking my cousin please. Thanks.

-Randy Penis

[cobrasegundo]

Hahaha andy is hella funny. He did touch her totties a little too long but what do u expect it's Pamela!

[edwardLRS]

I like Andy, I don't care what people say.

[shamari2k9]

I think he went a bit far there. He violated her on tV. I don't care if it was a roast. Have some respect

[Mycommentsgethumbsup]

there was a joke cut out...

[ihavemonkeysinmybutt]

what a fucking douche nozzle. I want to slap him in the face. It's just revolting. He is an ugly, short, cunt that has pubes for hair that thinks he is on top of the world. Why the fuck is he even relevant? He isn't smart, funny, or witty in the least bit. His whole charade with touching pamela's breasts was just because he can't think of anything smart to say so he does the most extreme thing he can do.

[MusikCabaret]

@ihavemonkeysinmybutt the whole thing was scripted.

[Gregers08]

Take off his wig and i'm sure that's actually Roger from american dad

[venkatguitar]

read about this andy dick guy in wikipedia. hes a dick alright

[caquillo07]

is funny how people go to roasts and get mad at the jokes

[blastofo]

Andy Dick handed Courtney Love a pill, and said, here, take this. Just before shooting began. Courtney Love was high as fuck through the whole taping of this. Of course thats not a surprise. But funny that it was thanks to Andy.

[cushe83]

@blastofo

please. courtney love did not need andy dick to get her where she needs to be, what the hell would be her excuse every other time she was high . andy didnt give her shit

[blastofo]

@cushe83 The story seems too odd and random to be made up. And your defensiveness seems too suspicious.

[cushe83]

@blastofo

what the hell are you talking about, are you trying to imply I had something to do with it. I could careless I don't know either one of them but YOUR story sounds like bullshit and too convinient. the woman has rarely ever made any tv appearance sober so she wouldnt need convieniently enough.. another celbrity drug head to slip her anything, she's not a highschool student, she's been an addict for years

[blastofo]

@cushe83 You seem angry. If you dont know Andy Dick personally, I dont understand why you'd be upset by that comment. Obviously Courtney Love is not a beacon of good morals and integrity, but she can be bluntly honest, and I see no hidden agenda for her spreading a lie about Andy Dick slipping her a pill. Do you?

[cushe83]

@blastofo

And you sound rediculous, are you a courtney fan ? is that what this is about ? did you not know she was an addict ? the woman has never had a drug induced though that she hadn't share with everyone, her daughter dovirced her becuase she said imaginary people were stealing from her. She ddin't need to be tricked into taking anything like you keep trying to push, she's a mess.

[blastofo]

@cushe83 I hate Courtney Love, shes a harpie. I just dont think she was making it up that Andy Dick slipping her a pill. And I definitely wouldnt blame him for her relapsing on benzos, thats her own fault. I just think its funny that Andy Dick would be giving out drugs to other celebs, thats all.

[blastofo]

@cushe83 From Maer Roshan's interview w/ Love for thefix mag on 5/11:

“But it’s all Andy Dick’s fault, really. He handed me a pill right before the show and said, “Courtney, take this, it’s like Vicodin without the aspirin.” It fucked me up bad. Winona Ryder slipped me a similar pill a few months earlier. I’m such an addict that I just swallowed them both, without asking what they were. So thanks to Andy Dick I ended up accidentally getting addicted to benzos, which went on to plague my life."

[Kevinhillcrest]

That was pretty awesome!

[nobodythe7th]

Why bleep out "hole" if we clearly hear "ass"? Censorship on something like this is dumb anyway.

[mrpndaman129]

his daughter goes to my school.

[MrFunxy]

holy SH!T He's a rapist, seriously

[Betamaki]

Run, Andy. Hitler's after you! lol Andy is legend.

[everenferno]

4:01

[Koryo8]

what the hell happend in the end? he threw someone off his chair

[MysterySk8terUS]

American Dad brought me here

[USMC2b1]

What a tool lol

[notoriousnews]

The only reason he took this gig was to touch Pamela Anderson's breasts.

[tehCRITIZIZER]

@notoriousnews Cant blame him

[MysleZe]

@notoriousnews for what? he everyday touches plastic...

[allintexaholdem]

@notoriousnews seems like a good enough reason to me.

[dajapa]

Thanks the 240p average quality for unintentionally censoring Courtney's pussy or at least turning it into a black pixel

[leirgauk]

@dajapa I too was thankful for that.

[blusuck]

talented man who we are gonna miss very soon hahahahhahahahahahhaha

[jaundist]

Andy dick that was imaginative! that was creative! she's so nice she doesn't get offended

[jaundist]

Andy dick that was imaginative! that was creative!

[thomas3816]

lisa raped andy during her act

[runescapeglicthes]

He sucks at roasts...

[dbr712]

Why the fuck do they even invite this pathetic junkie to roasts!?

[OJLindsay]

MY BALLS ANDMY DICK

[adamsniezek]

"Klingon Medical Emergency " lol

[ktmlover90]

Lucky Dick

[WentMillerGal15]

"(under her breath) You drooled on me!" XD

[angerfa69]

fucking cornholder

[goldensloth7]

@angerfa69 Damn, I hate people who hold the corn. Share the corn, will ya? People need succotash.

[hamzah938]

This is one reason why some Jews are cursed by GOD.

[JwGina]

I wanna fuck Andy Dick;)

[TangyGoodness]

I can't stop watching him drop the poor guy at the end!  DAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAH

[08indigo08]

lol that was actually funny

[sdb4884]

Andy Dickhead

[ThorFan4Life]

Fucking Jew hater

[libertycaps666]

@ThorFan4Life everybody hates the jews

[jude3000]

Omg. I said "u here". ....wow. ha

[jude3000]

Thumbs up ur butt if u here because of Lisa lampanelli. thumbs  up.

[easrth]

why did coutney look so retarded?

[spock4450]

Sexual harassment!

[SELFproclaimedVIRGIN]

I AM A VIRGIN

[rmr355]

Pamela Andersonssss breassssstsssss.... aaaakaaayyyy....  lol

[McFrealy]

Thumbs up if you are here because of american das!!

[SadisticReviews]

I'd love to see a roast on Andy Dick

[mrmojorisin291278]

Never heard of him, i heard his name on Family Guy and googled it XD

[Bladzex7]

@mrmojorisin291278 He always dresses up in costumes just watch american dad and you'll know

[malena992]

i don't know, it didn't bother me at all. i mean i feel that by now her breasts have lost all erotical charge, really. andy dick shows that pretty well

i feel everyone should have a go at them if they met pamela on the street or smth.

im a girl btw

[BaseAndAcid]

Pathetic.

[EcirpWehttam]

Andy Dick is a leg end!

[sexytennisbitch1]

I can't tell if courtney love is stoned or drunk!! Keep your legs closed whore!!

[abdullah1217]

Lucky Bastard 

[Travellingdumbell]

Goddamnit, hes always groping women. Check his wikipedia, its FULL of grope charges. What a creep.

[MultiAngel6]

i think andy dick is kinda hot mmmmm

[TheKourosh1990]

he is a dick lol



[bryantheguitardude]

who he knock down at the end

[vogueology]

I think Andy is pretty funny. I bet the people "hating" on him are as funny as a pile of rocks. Oh, um, I'm sorry - that was hurtful towards rocks, right? 

[TommYYZ]

See I don't think she is either hot, interesting, smart or funny. So why is she being roasted? She must have blown a bunch of important people.

[vogueology]

@TommYYZ She was doing it for charity or something like that.

[TommYYZ]

@vogueology She blew guys for charity?

[vogueology]

@TommYYZ LOL She probably has, but I meant she was on the show for charity. I guess they thought it would be funny to have her & she said she would only do it for charity or s/t.

[ollihp]

He may be annoying, bizarre & a crypto-queer, but he's got comedic timing & that's why he's here.

[puremongrel]

want is going on never heard of this on national t.v

[CrA1n4]

Oh my god...this guy is a lowlife whose retardedly lost. Who put him up there?

[badluckshadow13]

Holy Hell, I must've watched this a dozen times but only just noticed, right before Andy Dick walked out, was that a Le Tigre song?

[ColdVolcano22]

Why do people think this guy is funny?

[thekingcrusher1]

at 1:56 every bodys like who the fuck is that PITTY CLAP

[BarnacleGooseInvalid]

what a dickhead

[zua92]

i... i didnt like his roast... not at all... he was funnier in lisa lampanelli''s rost of pamela anderson =/

[W3NDY23]

Oh hell no! I wouldve punched him :P..

[pulle88888888]

andy is fucking hilarious here

[champayne17]

I never really wanted to trade lives with anyone until now. I don't give a shit about the rest of his life, just that minute or so of touching Pam's tits and getting away with it.

[lolololort]

not funny

[mmmbrownie]

Is it just me or right at the end when he's leaving does he clothesline the fuck out of someone and knock them right out of their chair? does anyone know who that was that got ruined?

[TaeandDre2006]

@mmmbrownie i kno w who was that lolol

[READY4REVELATION]

If he was anymore gay he would float right the fuck up out of there.

[MEpianist]

Dick rules!

[oliverecords]

I have just watched this because I wanted to know who was andy Dick, who was mentioned by a youtuber commenting a muppet video. And because Pamela Anderson was in the title, too. I watched the video without sound, the boobs were way enough for me. I may visit the USA one day.

[AnubisEye009]

Forgot about Andy Dick till American Dad showed him. lol

[TheMediaArchive]

I don't care what anyone says...Andy Dick rules.

[MexicanArab123]

someone said to andy after he played with her breasts and said " You drooled on her"

[LovingTheAsylum]

3:17  LMFAO!!

[MegaAgamer]

I Love Dick.

[capoman1]

Dick is fucking hilarious.

[MrNewperry]

lol for once i wish i was andy dick.

[brazuca20]

Who is the guy that he drops in the end of the clip?

[Jpbuckers]

what the.... i dont even....

[changling21]

Haha ... Andy Dick could replace Charlie Sheen's role in 2 1/2 men. Both of them

lead bi zarre lifes.

[TheWrathchilddd]

this has to be the most annoying person in the world

[KingOgre666]

@TheWrathchilddd nah kathy griffin has him beat

[SoKoSoup]

Does anyone notice Andy dropping that guy at the end?!?!

[MINMICHELE67]

Cutie pie.

[KneeOJustice]

how did andy get away with that

[nnndddnnnddd]

ugh, pam is foul looking.

[125poundwrestler]

@nnndddnnnddd lol excuse you?

[nnndddnnnddd]

@125poundwrestler what? shes is a foul trick with a stupid ugly face and even stupider personality. her "attractiveness" panders to base, trashy, gutter sub level standards. just look at her. shes a plastic mess.

[125poundwrestler]

@nnndddnnnddd and this is why we all love her

[DontTalkAbtFightClub]

@nnndddnnnddd im guessing you're a jealous fat ugly whore.

[nnndddnnnddd]

@DontTalkAbtFightClub are actually insulting me because what you rub your dick to doesnt interest me?

hahaha... look i just have standards, -like intellect and creativity and a sense of independence. pam anderson doesnt have those, -shes a tabloid celebrity. if you like that, fine.

but she is foul and plastic looking. -an eimbodiement of the repulsive fake culture foster in america.

so sure me.

no go forth and rub your dick

[nnndddnnnddd]

@DontTalkAbtFightClub btw referencing fight club in any manner is as lame and trite as it gets, -not saying its a bad film, but your name is a testament to your personal tastes and so you might not want to insult that of others.

[Cayberni]

honk honk lmao

[bunnybrat465]

Hahaha I love the guy at the end who fell

[DarqWolff]

Who did he knock down on his way out? Was that the host?

[thepuppiesonfire]

HAHAHA the guy at the end!

[IbracadabraInter22]

Andy Dick got to touch her tits....i envy that man..

[unidentifiedhelper1]

you'd fuck a junkie ? thats brutal m8

[ninetiesbaby10]

Andy Dick reminds me forcibly of Roger, the gay alien from American Dad.

[stewyisawesum]

@ninetiesbaby10 andy dick was in an episode, look it up on hulu haha

[ElloitsCass]

@ninetiesbaby10 Because he was on it. :D And "Pansexual" apparently

[sedation101]

@ninetiesbaby10 I wonder if that's cause there's an episode where he replaces roger....

[Patbad73]

@ninetiesbaby10 He's just another fey pansexual alcoholic non-human.

[SK17able]

I would pay to do that!!

[Remkoe91]

courtney is a retard

[pkscolax]

If only doctors really did knock people over screaming "Out of my way!"

[pigeonpsycho]

ROFL what happens to the guy at the end? standing there clapping and gets dragged to the ground

[Vaprick53]

Only a gay guy can get away with that shit.

[fezzie666]

@Vaprick53 he actually has 3 kids and has been married to a beautiful woman for years.

[newreleasecalculator]

I respect Andy Dick after watching this.

[MellowSquash]

andy is so lucky

[ReapingT]

3:08 to 3:20 lolz

[SteamEqualsFAIL]

your welcome...

[SteamEqualsFAIL]

whipcrack . org

[povilasbacevicius]

i'm big fan of andy kaufman so naturally I became a fan of andy dick

[skrilla84]

who did he knock over at the end

[junkyturd]

@skrilla84 Yeah LOL! who was that?

[skrilla84]

@junkyturd

i still dont know but its funny as shit...he just drops him hahahaha

[Cojoness]

i think he's funny :))

[dasgdasg]

@Soren216 not only is he a horrible comedian, he's also a horrible human being!

[crowboy99]

courtney looks high as hell but i would still hit that

[korky94]

@crowboy99

gross...

[errcycoo]

@crowboy99 ew