CRAZY TRAIN REQUEST

[Thanerulzxoxo]

OMG WATCH MY VIDZ!! THIS GUYS DUM!

[Kingofmean]

aaaaaaaaaaahahhahhahhahahhhaha ...this vid and the talent is utter shit

[Stridershadowclaw]

Dude your a fucking funny man, you shit all over these other guys

[Benusky]

Dude, you suck at life. I can play this song way better than you can. At least speed it up or something, or be sober.

[drummerguy920]

Me too.

[drummerguy920]

Well hey you almost had a tempo. But you not really. Wrong lyrics. Wrong chords. A sign of a lack of care or work. You don't give a shit about music. You just think you can pick up a guitar and play and think you are the greatest. Well your wrong. It takes years of practice and serious dedication to become a great musician. You have not proven anything but the fact that you think music is a competition. And even if it was, you would be in last place for sure. So think about this for a while.

[GordonBaxtergtrman]

you are only jelous cuz you are a fuckin drummer bro. fuck drummers. They are all bullshit, watch my 2 instruments vid and you'll see I can even play drums even while rockin on guitar. FUCK. THAT.

[drummerguy920]

*NOTICE: GET A DICTIONARY BEFORE YOU READ THIS. THERE MAY BE WORDS THAT YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND.*

Well your comment had absolutely no relevance. IT'S NOT A FUCKING COMPETITION YOU MORON! IT'S ABOUT PASSION, DEDICATION, AND BEAUTY! I don't know why I'm wasting my precious time with you. I guess I like to help people. Even ignorant, stupid, obnoxious, immature idiots like you still have a chance to become something.

[sixstringwizard06]

ok... FIRST OF ALL my girlfriend plays like 100x better than your lame ass. and your playing it wrong!!! there are more chords than Amaj dipshit!!!! and why are you playing it on acoustic at half speed? stop trying to show off with no skills!!

[mmikeman145]

you know drinking kills you, you should take up smoking

[buttholecancer]

i request you kill yourself.

[wildwatashi]

I wish I could rate this less than one star. This is one of the worst youtube videos I've ever seen. I think this guy needs help.

[hazish]

you got bullied at school didn't you?

[giam792]

wow im glad i didnt just waste my time watching something that sucked really bad... oh wait, yeah i did...

[buttholecancer]

your a homo you suck your moms cooter

[GordonBaxtergtrman]

Why do you have to say that to yourself?

[roodeey]

The Special Olympics of Music- keep drinking you're going to need it as the only thing you'll have to look forward to

[DeathisSymbolic]

This is a tribute to the Ozzman. No one rocks the Jager like Gordon Baxter. Only men rock the Jager. Check it emo pussies. Go listen to your bullshit.

[GordonBaxterRules]

yeah man. fuck emos.

[odinwillbeatyoudown]

you are awesome you are hilarious you are the best

[GordonBaxtergtrman]

666 views... BADASS. FUCKIN OZZY WOULD BE PROUD.

[chapsuk]

MAN i love jagermeister

[DDFilmCo]

you look like a fucking pig sasquach cow combo held together with a sticky turd. you look like sleazy trailer trash, you shouldnt be playing guitar you need a fucking banjo and a piece of hay in your mouth.

[FoamingGypsy]

by definition, your face sucks.

[jessedefehr]

GordonBaxtergtrman i thing your cool but that wasnt your best playing

[FoamingGypsy]

Dude i watch these videos for entertainment. Not because you're good, but because i laugh my ass off doing it. I do hope that you are doing this for comedy reason... if thats the case then GJ mate.

[GordonBaxtergtrman]

It ain't no fuckin water pal. You guys tell me to go jump off a bridge? YOU GO JUMP.

[nufsihtaed]

lol ur an idiot not only do u play to slow ur singing voice is ockward.

[odinwillbeatyoudown]

Fucking awesome. This dude makes me laugh my ass off.

[Shuyinz]

You look like a pig...

[HannibalLeon]

that was pretty terrible

[kevito1234]

that was seriously the dumbest intro ive ever seen, and u didnt do very well if you couldnt tell

[Joshnio]

lmao your eyes are watering after swigging gin... You're nearly crying...

[agentkro]

OMG dude you're so fucking good at this song. I wish i was as good as you. 5 stars

[Fretfeeler]

Atrocious. You should learn how to play guitar before insulting people that are 50 times better than you. You're a disgustingly lame retarded jackass.

Go shoot yourself.

[kindgrind360]

LOL dude I think u are crazy, umm ya

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[fatbenneth16]

if randy rhoads was still alive he wud hav probably kiled himself after hearin that !!!!

[uwastemylife4this]

..........my ear is burning before the video even started you need to get a life you know i wonder when will they kick your ass out of here

[bballplayah1224]

wow u totaly suck. i mean hell ill say i sat hear and watched the video but wanted to fucking kill myself after listening to it.

[FoamingGypsy]

exactly.

[GordonBaxtergtrman]

exactly is right. lameass.

[GordonBaxtergtrman]

Fuck that its you that was comin on to me.

[GordonBaxtergtrman]

Cuz you are one. You're a girl. Girls are mostly whores, like you. Go fuck some more duds and get some diseases. Or go stand on a corner. Whatev.

[drummerguy920]

Wow. Girls are mostly whores? TityRockChick is pretty much a downer, but that was one of the most ignorant and sexist things I've ever heard. You are such an inconsiderate asshole. What the fuck are you trying to accomplish? You are getting absolutely nowhere.

[FoamingGypsy]

dude STOP posting on youtube. people make requests so that they can further tease you, understand this.

Also, preheat oven to 350 degrees. when its ready, make sure that you jump in.

[GordonBaxtergtrman]

Whatev dude. That's what you wanna think. You're the one sittin here watchin it. Hipocrate.

[ChrisMcRae]

I was gonna flame you for talking shit on ZackKim's videos then having no guitar talent whatsoever, but looking through this stuff it seems like you might have some kinda condition. So to other posters, maybe take it easy

[GordonBaxtergtrman]

what the fuck I cant even read this. Learn to spell whore. Out.

[GordonBaxtergtrman]

Whatever slut. I know you wanna fuck me but whatev, stop acting like you hate my shit first.

[MaChuKindaCrasee]

i fucking like how in the beggining he goes "oh hey..whoa"

like he didnt set the fucking camera up himself and shit....wow

what a fucking loser

and i wonder who gives him requests...probably his mom, who i did...

last night

SHAZAM!

peace.

[GordonBaxtergtrman]

whatever bro, im the one who fucks dudes moms around here. Stop stealing my thunder n shit. Who gives me requests? You fags. Or else I wouldn't have done any. Why dont you quit wastin my time and request somethin fuckass. Jump off a teradactle.

[nolanlocke]

you fail at life. not even joking.

[GordonBaxtergtrman]

You fail at not bein a fag dude. Go suck off a dude. Like your dad.

[CarlPlaysMusic]

Parent's basement?

[maddi48239]

your hair looks like pubic plugs.

emo fags?

hahaha dude.

get your bottom ribs removed and blow yourself. cause thats the most action you'll ever get.

[GordonBaxtergtrman]

Get my bottom ribs removed? Have you tried that crazy shit yourself?  Go blow a zebra.

[thunderrat34]

why do you change the words in all of your songs

[GordonBaxtergtrman]

I just fuckin sing what i feel. IF some different words come out then fine, its just what i feel at the time bro.

[drummerguy920]

But, unfortunately that's not the case. It's actually because you didn't spend ANY time WORKING to learn the fucking song. You just said, "hey, I'm gonna pick up a guitar, play crazy train, and I will be a god!" You're like a 5 year old. You don't understand anything about life. I think your situation is funny, but I also feel bad for you. You can still fix your pathetic life. Get a job. Stop being an asshole. You can get somewhere.

[wesman427]

This is this kid's friday night... alone, drinking by himself and eating icecream.

Wow, you are going to die a virgin.

[genericusername1]

Why dont you ask your mom how much of a virgin I am. It wasn't even ice cream you fags, I'm trying to diet right now so it's not even anything fattening and shit. Eat it.

[GordonBaxtergtrman]

Yo bro stop doing impressions of me. Fuckin fags cant even think for yourselves. Although that was a good response to that kid. Oh well fuck off.

[yayyitsskittles]

oohhh look at badass (fatass) baxter got his booze and his ice cream...yet again you gotta ruin a great name with your horrible fuckin music

if your getting so pissed why dont you just stop..obviously nobody fucking likes you.

your wierd, fat, really quier, concieted, and you just keep throwin the spikes and snaggeling around.

you have no talent so stop pretending you do..just really give up, or dont, cuz this whole thing is funny as hell.

[genericusername1]

Make up your fuckin mind bitchass queer.

[GordonBaxtergtrman]

who the fuck are you?

[atmsk804]

proving everyone wrong? why dont you play a full song fag. nothing cooler than drinking by yourself in your parents basement

[thematiasandsome]

well this video explained a lot. you're fat cause you're always eating ice cream and sitting in your parents garage. and you suck so much cause you're always drunk. it all makes total sense now!!!!

[thunderrat34]

you can edit videos? you are crazy

do you have a job orr do you just mooch off your parents?

[GordonBaxtergtrman]

I have a job called fuckin crushing you little fags. PAYCE.

[thematiasandsome]

wow youre stupid

[thunderrat34]

you must suck at your job

hope u dont get fired

[drummerguy920]

Last time I checked "crushing you little fags" is not a career. Sorry to break it to ya pal, but looks like your living in fairy land where you don't have to work and you can just do whatever you want. You better find a job cause your grandma can't take care of you too much longer.