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  • is it possible to have BOTH top comments lets find out < its a TRAP RUN!!!

  • i like ur show jooo

  • THUMBS UP IF MY VIDS SUCK BIG HAIRY BALLS!!

  • @zachyeah13 The funny thing the bible even tells of the apocalypse including Noahs ark story. The judgment of the liveibg in the dead when the aticrist and Jesus come again

  • All you people who think the world is gonna end and obsess over it, please read a bible

  • @zachyeah13 you were right up until you said bible.

  • if there is an apocolypse i hope its a zombie one so i can be a total badass with a shotgun

  • YOU MUST READ THIS IT IS VERY IMPORTANT

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  • @iTzveteranZz fuck..

  • We are so gonna die of an asteroid.

    In 2042

  • I know it is funny that he is eating something in front of the other guy but eating while telling what an app is all about is just fucking disgusting and annoying

  • @donda2111 Hay look my man it is a good thing to think that way. Why want the world to end it sounds retarded but in fact it has been written down in almost every religion and every religion has a day of reckoning or judgement day. So even if you don't beleave it doesn't matter because all you can do is hope not deny because there is nothing you can do to change it

  • @666Andrewroy I cant change that something will happen,but i can change how it will happen.Humans are architects of their own destiny.

  • @ShoguntheKiller Global warming is a natural event that's happened over millions of years and has nothing to do with the world ending

  • Quran

  • @ShoguntheKiller You find that ALOT of things that we thought were myth turned out to be fact espically the bible and the kuran. Maybe not word for word but the bible is a book of story's ment to tell people now what happened in the past and what might happen in the future

  • @666Andrewroy If you actually believe that what is written in the bible is truth, you are retarded. You are free to believe in any magical sky pixies you desire, but don't spread this bullcrap about bible being truth, cause it's proven it's not. Unless you show me talking snake, or how to make a woman out of a rib, or how to build ship big enough for every species in the world, these are bed time stories AFAIC. World is not ending in 2012 either.

  • if the world doesn't end on December 21st 2012... I have a feeling there will be a lot of babies born on September 20th 2013...

  • You know, I just had a witty and funny reason on why not to think the end of the world will happen.

  • whos going to watch the devil inside

  • i bet you thought steve jobs was alive... nope. hes not. hes dead. hes been action figurized by chuck testa.

  • @ShoguntheKiller dude dont believe into that science crap scientist are retards pfft scientiffically proven scientist are gona kill this world one day

  • @NYCGangsta20 I didnt say i believe in scientists but THAT IS REALITY!

  • And another thing the movie 2012 also

    Sucked ass

  • Who ever belives this stupid end of the world

    Crap is a fucking retard

  • dolls going to need a update every week or so

  • I wish all who believe in end of the world will die on that day!

  • @360sonlc - wow, thats kinda drastic!

  • The real apocalypse is Obama winning re-election

  • @TheRemixer05

    no, the real apocalypse is when Rick Perry won

  • @TheRemixer05 AGREED!

  • @TheRemixer05 pretty stink man

  • I'd rather watch this for 3 hours then the divide.

  • the end of the world can happen at any time (for some religions anyway), so Im not saying it wont be 2012. If it does, that is pure coincidence. Saying THE WORLD WONT END IN 2012 is wrong because you dont know what God has planned for us...

  • @Farismaster1 -.- seriously... god stuffs

  • @Farismaster1 ... stop looking in religion and look into SCIENCE! REALITY BUDDY! I am not saying god doesnt exist but i am not saying he does. It is just retarded looking into religion for answers... REALITY IS THIS.. people say that enormous earthquakes might happen... true and false: earthquakes seen in the movie 2012 are IMPOSSIBLE! yes it is possible to have earthquakes around the world, but that is because of TECTONIC PLATES. 2) people say a meteor might hit the earth... that's possible...

  • @Farismaster1 ... when it comes to scientific fact. meteors are just giant pieces of rock and other materials that drift in space and they have almost unpredictable ways of movement, which are based on gravity of planets, collisions with other obstacles, etc. 3) ppl say earth magnetic poles will make a huge change... IMPOSSIBLE. most people dont know, but the earths pole are CONSTANTLY MOVING ALL THE TIME. they move like a few inches every few years, and THAT is FACT....

  • @Farismaster1 ... the only thing that i will say is possible is GLOBAL WARMING. I do not understand how people cannot believe in global warming that is a scientifically proven FACT when they believe non-sense like the end of the world or other beliefs that come from holy writing like the bible, quran, etc that were written by HUMAN BEINGS thousands of years ago. Those people could have been crazy for all we know! Global warming is REAL and is a FACT. Global warming CAN destroy the polar icecaps

  • @Farismaster1 ... ok i might have been a little too serious in what i think about this... i shouldnt have gone all ballistic... sorry... ok here it is... you believe the world may end and that god has plans for all of us... that is your belief... I myself? I look to SCIENCE and FACTS... that is what I look to for answers.

  • @ShoguntheKiller you are right

  • @ShoguntheKiller I may be a little childish here now but I can't help myself... Thumbs up if you think I am right in the way I think and or just make sense of all this non-sense...

  • @Farismaster1 And YOU dont know that god exists.

  • Cant wait for the crazy people robbing shops on the day the world supposed to end...might join them :L

  • Thumb up if you miss steve jobs.

  • THE WORLD IS NOT GOING TO END.

  • It's funny how the mayans could predict the worlds end, but not their own.

    Makes perfect sense.

  • Hey guys! Have you seen the new Battlefield 3 trailer? The graphics is awesome!

  • I would make him fistfight bill gates

  • Our calendar was made a long time ago and decided back then. We lost approximately 4-6 years in the time of Christ on our calendar. Thus, is 2012 was true it would have happened by now.

  • haha, it just funny to see all the retards trying to convince the even bigger retards that the world won't end ^^

  • the world wont end! our calendar is 365 days long theres was thousands of years long.

  • The world wont end, at the time this calendar was made the aztecs were getting destroyed by the spaniards, so the mayans didnt know what number came after 21, and the aztecs were gone, so they just stopped there.

  • want a hippopotamus for Christmas Only a hippopotamus will do Don't want a doll, no dinky Tinker Toy I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy I want a hippopotamus for Christmas I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you? He won't have to use our dirty chimney flue Just bring him through the front door, that's the easy thing to do I can see me now on Christmas morning, creeping down the stairs And hippopotamuses like me too
  • Eric is a good public speaker

  • Welcome Viewer 306, we've been expecting you.

  • How to survive Apocolopolpzzz? Just be as much like Bruce Campbell as you can be. If you come anywhere near as close, you should be ok.

  • You can give me a stevejob a never tried that one xD

  • The world is not gonna end, same bullshit lies like the year 2000 and May in 2011.

  • @blackops3ist i know right. THESE MOTHERFUCKERS BETTER STOP OR THEY WILL FACE DIRE CONSEQUENCES! Besides i KNOW the world's not gonna end this year or anytime soon. I luv my life & i wanna live it to the fullest

  • @AStarfox14 Some people said something zombies killing everyone, when they told me that, I asked if they were retarded

  • @blackops3ist well i'm not retarded & it's not gonna happen

  • @AStarfox14 I know it won't happen and I don't think your retarded

  • @blackops3ist thank u .)

  • apparently the mayans could predict the end of the world but couldn't predict the spanish coming across the sea?

  • @MaxtomatoMan Aztecs* and the Mayans died out way before the Spanish invaded. History is fun, reading shit on 9gag isn't :P

  • I know it's unfair and I can't really explain it, but for some reason every time I see Bruce in any machinima video I have to dislike it. I just really hate his face. Sorry bruce :(... but not really.

  • Wow Eric, you saved my marriage. I appreciate it. You truly have a way of words. Everyone should listens because Eric knows things!

  • what is the film in 2:54 ?

  • he looks like Johnny Knoxville!!!!

  • I hope the world does end. It will shut all of you smart arsed children up.....you see what i did there X) you would all shut up because you would be all dead! Aha :L

  • I want that toy

  • @nikman25 Well it will be big,but we wont die thats for sure.

  • i'd make sjobs fap

  • Battlestar Galactica* Please spell the greatest sci-fi of all time correctly.

  • id burn the doll

  • it wont happen if you think it wil i feel sorry for you

  • Ever though that maybe the Mayans ran out of room on the stone??

  • @gigigaboo mmm, or they just got bored with looking at the sky

  • @gigigaboo or they were too lazy to finish it :)

  • @gigigaboo that's what i was thinking. maybe they didn't make a big enough stone tablet to put all the dates and what not on it and they just thought ''well, let's just through this one out and start a knew one''

  • @gigigaboo YOU STUPID FUCK.

  • ...i feel fine.

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  • its 23 december of 2012 not 1 january 2012......

  • @sauber2154 *coughes* its 21 december 2012 and btw they never said the world will come to its end... and hes just doing that to make it more phuwn :3

  • 2012 is bullshit

  • it's a f*cking action figure of Steve Jobs... it's a hundred dollars!

  • @DashingGB There is as much a reason to believe a god exists as there is to believe the world is going to end in 2012. That is to say no reason at all.

  • BULL SH- feeces

  • If i had a steve jobs fI would be mad

  • THE END OF TEH WORLDZZZ!!1

  • The world wont end in 2012,the mayans never said that it will,they said time will end(whatever that means) and there will be great change on our planet(the rising of the 5th sun).Thumbs up so ignorant retards can see.

  • @donda2111 time will end i think they mean like time we will run out of time like example time will be too fast and we will run out of time

  • @donda2111 you have to think though, that since time is an invention of man, there really is no such thing as time without someone keeping track. so, this could be taken as the end of "intelligent" life.

  • @jbarnett54 Not likely.The idea is that(from what ive heard) time as we know it will cease to exist and our definition of it will change.Dunno tho.Ive heard this whole time will end thing in a bunch of videos but i allways forget what they were talking about lol.

  • @donda2111 time travel then? i feel like that might change time as we know it.

  • @jbarnett54 Maybe something like that.But well just have to wait and see. :D

  • @donda2111 they didn't. their diary just ends with 2012. And then some retards came and said that world ended and we believed them because we are stupid.

  • @Antheas7 Yeah.People are just ignorant.Knowledge is power.

  • @donda2111 true & i'm not stupid nor ignorant.

  • @AStarfox14 Good. :)

  • @donda2111 how about the solar storm that will affect our magnetic field?

  • @infinitexpmax Probably.The sun has been very active in the 21st century.

  • @donda2111 the sun has started its high activity stage every 2 years or so it changes from

    active to inactive, its a natural process the only concerning thing is M.C.E (mass coronal ejection) which will interfere with earth communications and if it is worse enough

    it can send human civilization back into the stone age

  • @reecester2k8 Exactly.

  • @donda2111 no fucking one believes in that. stop tryin to be smart.

  • @jhNNNNNNNy Im not trying to be smart,those are the facts.The facts are,the temperatures on all tha planets in the solar system are rising(global warming is bs),increasing number of storms,earthquakes,tornados etc.,increased sunspot activity on the sun,global uprisings,strange phenomena i.e. the norway spiral,wars and predictions of wars and overal global turmoil and the uncovering of ancient knowledge.Now,most if not all of these have been predicted by ancient cultures...that is all. T_T

  • @donda2111 1000 predictions, 10 of them are correct. and only that 10 are talked about. so no, you are wrong, so some research.

  • @jhNNNNNNNy Thats beacause predictions are made according to the indicators at the time.The times have changed,and so has the number of predictions that have and will come true.Life is random,nothing is set in stone.

  • @jhNNNNNNNy yeah. i'm sick of it i just wanna kill myself!

  • @donda2111 Didn't they say also some calander will end? Isnt that why "time is going to end" ? :P

  • @LolzxDable The mayan one will end yes.Andits not so much the ending of a calendar as it is an ending of our definition of time.

  • @donda2111 what does it matter what they mean? it won't actually happen... You're just as foolish to assume something will happen at all honestly...

    but at the same time, you could say i'm foolish for assuming nothing will happen. But what ever... I stand by, nothing will happen. We will just enter the year 2013, just like we entered 2012, and 2011 and so on

  • @OssyVlogs Of course it matters what they ment!I cant let mainstream-media disinformation spread fear and lies the way they do.2012 is a year of great change.There will be no WW3 or Nibiru or whatever retarded doomsday scenario theyre feeding the ignorant masses of sheep that watch their crap.Then again,we all create our own reality,so realy,the only oppinion that matters is yours and yours alone.You can either choose to believe me and look into it...or not.Either way is fine by me. :)

  • I wouldn't mind if the world ended in 2012

  • If they have sex, how do they do anything other than 69?

  • oh eric you crazzzy

  • Erik is awesome

  • Thats what i want for my birthday... a fallout shelter :D

  • @rohverKS they worship the devil you b*stard

  • You guys stop believing that 12 21 12 crap ciz its not gonna happen the only thing to make that is god's choice. The only thing they made you guys panicking becuz thry waste their money and felt lazy so you guys get panicked. So dont believe in the end of the world crap again. grrrrrrr :(

  • the world could end before me posting this comment. We just don't know it.

  • @XxCervantes69xX hahaha just true

  • I only came here for BSG

  • 2012 NEW WORLD ORDER!

  • 2012 is for publicity you fuckheads. Its not true. Stop panicking you fucking retards

  • RGWWrestling your right nothen is gona happean

  • Anybody who is afraid of 2012 read NASA article just google 2012 NASA

  • google about Eloi Cole, the world doesn't end in 2012! *troollface ;\)*

  • Why do people believe in 2012 anyway? I mean there are ways that the world could end, but that isn't to happen in 40,000 years - 10,000,000 million years. It's odd the way people think...

  • oh eric ! you are so funny!

  • Plz, bring Critical flaw back, the beginning of this vid brought back so good memories :')

  • oh look at my name and look you retards posted after 2012 began =3

  • @xFPSRussia you aren't fpsrussia youi fuckfake

  • Upsidedown MOVIE? One thougth: About Adam and Eve, then Adam was Rightsideup and Eve was upsidedown...and yes, I did think of Inception!

  • 71rd

  • The world ending in 2012 is BULLSH!T.. Oh Yeah.. F*ck the illuminati I hope they all die

  • @tanskyline shut up your ignorant, Illuminatis are the good guys on the history!

  • Only thing is going to end in 2012 is my patience to machinama's crap!

  • TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHER FUCKER!

  • it is in the end of the year:p

  • *first

  • If you're going to wear a military helmet, wear it the proper way you douche 

  • ha noobs i got girst before all of u :D

  • charileissocoollike has the right answer :)

  • worst part about portland, is that the tv show basically making fun of the city portlandia, isnt even filmed or based in portland.

  • Eric should be on the show more often he compliments khails personality

  • Logic: the world didn't end in 2012, marty mcfly time travelled to 2015.

  • @Leon3921 terrible 20 year old joke.

  • @Leon3921 huh ?

  • LOL 'I'm gonna be dead' XD

  • the only thing thats gonna happen in 2012 is that the government aka illuminati will takeover, nothing major.

  • The 2012 myth has been debunked , multiple times

  • i know 2012 is not the end but they say it 12/21/12

  • @cheesenip369 I am Aztec. I may not be Mayan but we were close enough and I say it's bullshit.

  • Check me out for some nice mw3 gameplay and mini tages <3

  • NOTHIN WILL HAPPEN IN 2012!!!........ Yerr

  • ♂+♀= ☺

    true story bro

  • I would make him have sex with barbie and stuffs and iphone up her ass No perve