Bacteria

[Krumb2]

I have to watch this for a micro lab in college...

[Mrasdfify]

I just noticed that they are rockin' Mr. Fancy pants's pants :3

[DKmasterLP]

When the video started : Ahh This will be a shitty video...

When the video ended : OMFG I NEED TO WASH MY HANDS!!!1111!

[ihateallgnomes]

only bacteria can dislike this video ....

[crewealexboy]

i liked the part about bacteria

[xendra56]

91 people are Bacteria

[jens5661]

Bacteria -

Aggro range: Long.

Loot: Terrible

Annoyance factor: High

-.- lol -.-

[GamerzHideaway]

@jens5661 What, cat lords aren't annoying? I beg to differ. They are EXTREMELY annoying. And they have a pretty long aggro range as well.

[FrenchBoy96]

Im gonig to have a pet named salmonella

[BeNz103]

my teacher showed this in class...

[coolbyeasy]

lol i love this song

[endlessonlineguider]

Wait, is that Dr. Martin on the boat at 0:42?

[TheClone6298]

that is some fucked up bacteria O_O

[landon9560]

spiffworld had to much fun making this video XD

[g0d0fa1s0m]

WTF BACTERIA LOOKS LIKE THOSE GLOB THINGS IN WOW!!!!!!!!

[GamerzHideaway]

@g0d0fa1s0m Because they are. This is a WoW machinima XD

[ethinethin]

You might not see them, but they're there. I am acutely aware of this, since I have worked in a microbiology lab (and accidentally contaminated a few reagents from time to time).

[deathknightsrule1]

lol this made me wash my hands

[nobodyelse211]

escuse me but who the f*ck have yetis in their cooler!?

[Tantonine]

@nobodyelse211 Who are you to judge what some of us could have in our cooler?!?

[aprilheatherGaga]

My science teacher played this in class, cant stop listening to it now, i love the track just take the lyrics out!

[linkomega123]

Take the lyris out and this song could make a pretty rocken level theme some for some old 16 bit game.

[SoruGL]

just epic ;)

[bladestorm175334]

i like the part where he said bacteria!

[robertjoe1000]

i wish my bacteria looked that cool

[DrMentlegen]

JoCo is a genius at implimenting those small details that make songs great

<3's to him

[LordRalmep]

90 people are infected with Clostridium Perfringens.

[noname9855]

this guy makes so scary songs

[MeFiGa]

The 2 people singing are from diffrent alliances

[derdernerft]

He pupst fire, explodes and throws up with mucus

[derdernerft]

lol



[v8wr]

i LOVE the part where they said "Bacteria!" it happened so not often! lol

[BladeswiftGaming]

my theme song every1 calls me a germophob lol

[MartinLazos]

hidden cameras, hidden cameras, u might not see em but theyr there

[vixenaya]

LMAO....really good video. Really liked the animations for dysentery and vomiting. :)

[B4im81]

Lmao watched this is my cooking class in school today o.O

[TLTOASFAB182]

lmfao this is freakin hilarious

[MissPeanutFace]

i thumb downed it

the video was good just the music that sucked

[HackersOfComputers]

@MissPeanutFace and why would we care?

[Pat8u]

@MissPeanutFace ...resist feeding the trolll....Resist resist....Resisted

[TheKisukeUrahara]

When i saw this video, i look out my window and yelled "OMG BACTRIA IS EVERYWHERE MY EYES AHH MY EYES ARE BACTRIA"

[beni2rr]

2:29 VIRUS TOOK MY SONG!

[LordRalmep]

Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris, you might not see him, but he's there.

[MagiTekAngel]

88 people had bacteria on their fapper when fapping and are fap-neglected.

[AvatarVecna]

What a great song! I should leave a positive comment to show my appreciation!

{Starts typing}

{Pauses}

OH MY GOD, THERE'S 50 MILLION BACTERIA ON MY KEYBOARD!!!!!!!!

[mrmarko1311]

call me crazy, i mean its a long shot, but mabe, just mabe this song is about bacteria

[bluefishz]

I love this song :X:X:X

[TechUnadept]

raw... chicken. especially old... chicken.

[TheDarkgamer0]

This was funny and good... funny in a good way... BUT. They make a good pet!... But they fixed that Sholazar bug... darn.

[Baurles]

I was more suprised over the yetis in the cooler than bacteria...

[Leviticase]

@Baurles lol

[SuperDMMAN]

This scares the fuck out of the germaphobe in me

[FuzzyofSteam]

wait... isn't the guy that experiences the symptoms an older version of Dr. Martin and Betty's son? Just shave the beard and get green cloths and there you go.... Guess he wasn't better then his "Dad"

[Bartlett909]

I was gonna eat after watching this but then i thought simply: Bacteria.

[Branson292]

Im a bacteria bitches wooottttt i gave your mom diabetes last week and killed her PWNED!

[DJBoy37]

SCREW YOU SPIFF! THIS EPIC VIDEO MAKES ME WASH MORE THEN NEEEDED...oh wait

[prinxlucy]

mi cansion faborita es la creepy doll

[HoboAddiction]

rofl. only jonathan coulton, being the underrated musical genius he is, could make something this epic

[Mushezable]

Whats this song about?

I listened to it over 9000 times and i still don't understand it!

[rrpurple]

WE INTERUPT THIS PROGRAM WITH IMPORTENT MESSAGE: Bacteria

[Maphysto]

FEVER

CRAMPS AND

FEVER

DYSENTERY!

FEVER

F-F-F-FEVER

VOMITING, VOMITING

[Yuvbeen]

Bacteria

[clank079]

Bacteria

[HeiDidi92]

0:18 salmonella xD

[5thecritic]

i wish the people who sung this song could make it easier to understand what the songs about

[8088samjam]

I lol'd the whole time, and I have no idea why.

[grimmjow592]

I might be crazy but I think this song is about bacteria.

[Cheesemast3r413]

85 people are bacteria.

[iAmDeathSpank]

What song plays when the song is over

[Caiomhin98]

@iAmDeathSpank "Better" by Jonathan Coulton, try to read the description next time.

[phillipov]

thats okay im using a toilet seat as my keyboard

[gunslingerspartan]

their loot is horrible and their annoyance factor is high

[PwnagevidsGM]

haha best song ever

[TwSHD3]

lol

[badbuzzer505505]

85 got salmunela infection xD

[superpyromaniac]

i want to stab someone clean with my giant toothbrush....

[TheJimozu]

that'a the most fucked up bacteria i've ever seen

[Kazad9]

hosting a propoganda war against the good bacteria D:

[kirbylandedonmylawn9]

ITS A FEAR CAMPAIGN!!! some bacteria isn't all bad in-fact some bacteria is actually healthy for you so yeah.....

[theonebrixx]

Favorite one of your videos



[Zeuts85]

Lol. This is retarded and awesome simultaneously.

[berniebay]

The word 'bacteria' has lost all meaning now.

[iAmDeathSpank]

This is funny

[LAGGZZZ]

1:38 that is some CRAZY vomiting O_O

[popcorn751]

85 people who have watched this are bacteria

[TheRmbomo]

*hears music* *screams* BACTERIA!!!

[MrSerpentface]

a: Whats that over there

b: I dunno but its slimy

a: Oh my god

b: what is it!?

a: Its BACTERIA

b: so all we need to do is clean, clean and then clean again

a: huh never thought of that!

[TheRmbomo]

I liked the part where he said 'salmonella'

[mowens4th]

this is how i know about salminela poisning

[michaelangelo323]

Does any1 know the guitar tab for this? I'd really like to play this :))

[harodine1]

84 people have bacteria in their chicken

[Toonheads5000]

lol Loot: Terrible

[Luftah]

awsome

[Kailuh727]

what are those bacteria things actually called

[SuperSurvivorboy]

-starts writing this comment- *big scream* OH FUCK NOW I GOT BACTERIA ON ME!!!!!!!! -Starts washing my hands in 10 mins. DAMN I STILL GOT BACTERIAS!

[asdlom]

Aggro range: long

Loot: Terrible

Annoyance factor: high

x3

[TUBEDUD1996]

clean, clean, and then clean again ^^

[ThePineapplesFTW]

only the most epicness awesomeness people can see them spiff/chuck norris/Dr.Martin and me but who am i!......... BATMAN!

[anamoebacorn]

@ThePineapplesFTW Ask Mark Aaron James, and Spiff, and I'd be better. Why? Because I... am... AQUAMAN!

[Ivan62300]

chills... cramps, chills, and chills and cramps

[TechSwrod]

now i gotta take a REALLY good shower...

[WoWcataman]

@TechSwrod showers are full of BACTERIA BACTREIA you might not see them but they're there

[crionos]

Chuck Norris can see them.

[RedGemAlchemist]

83 people are Bacteria!!!

[bracthecool]

nice

[Forision]

GO KFC!!!!!!

[666Satyrias666]

want to see the original Kentucky Fried Chicken fast-food training video :D

[malaxvor]

this song used to creep me out but i still love it

[carbreaker25014]

"look theres Bacteria" .... dude next 2 him zZzZzZzZzZz

[keybladeweilder99]

83 people got salmonella

[560e]

Woo hoo, finally I found a good song about bacteria.

I'm going to embed this at bacteria dot tk.

[DamexRanger]

why does bacteria always have an arrow in its back?!

[Alvaris]

82 people didn't wash their hands after this video

[v8wr]

@Alvaris 87 people didn't.

[tightman56]

@Alvaris actually 90 people leave their bacteria unchecked.

[bloodfalcon7722]

i was about to eat.... but i think i'll wait a while.

[Sebnorup]

Sooo COool 

[dracorider]

I feel like washing my hands now...

[zakzak09]

least i have clean chicken

[AriaAsacura]

there's bacteria on my keyboard now

[robthomy]

Back-tee-rie-ah.

Definitely.

[JagEterCoola]

omg it is bacterial in the watter do not !

[Evilguf]

There's bacteria in my restroom ._.

[86thPatriot]

This song makes me hungry for chicken

[CrazySpells]

Haha, Fever its a fire bomb lol

[dougche1]

lol great

[darknessangel1995]

i like the part were he said clostridlum perfringens

[Legobud01]

OMG Bacteria EVERY WEREZ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[MegaGinger77]

look theres a bacteria

[Alexlance1997]

man this guy knows lots about bacteria

[Ciararocks1000]

what game did you use for this?

[inlinevoid]

@Ciararocks1000 World of Warcraft

[dogfreak1316]

WoW rocks!

[ssscorpion1]

i like the part where he said bacteria

[drag0nbreath633]

u might not see them but they r threre

[attila535]

everything is true about these bacteria they are the most annoying mobs in wow

[TheBloggMan]

I liked the part where he said 'Bacteria'.

[declan770]

@TheBloggMan me too!!

[bb8497]

@TheBloggMan I liked that part too :)

[TheTyuqa]

@TheBloggMan lol which one

[Gilleyman1]

i like the part where he' talking about bacteria

[WowGirl121]

Oh I CAN see them .....ALL OVER THIS VIDEO OMFG WASH!!!!!!*Runs to the bathroom and takes a shower three times*

[attila535]

CLEAN CLEAN AND THEN CLEAN AGAIN!!!

[wowcrazy1236]

thumbs up

[roflcoptercritic]

GAAHHHHALPTHEYAREEVERYWHEREAAA­GGHHHHHHHHTHERESURROUNDINGMEAG­GHHHH

[weaternpi]

best video very educational.

[lunarrs789]

Theres bacteria in my dick!

[Awsomesauce22]

Look at the orc! He's green! He's covered in Bacteria!

[attila535]

Salmonella Bacteria!!!

[heyhey706]

ahhhhhhhh theres too much bacteria on this video!

PANIC!

[XxAngeliniaxX]

*touches keyboard* *scream* BACTERIA!!!

[burningcynders]

@XxAngeliniaxX ahh help its in my mouth ahhhh help BUT I DONT KNOW WHERE TO HIT I CANT SEE THEM AHHH HELP

[XxAngeliniaxX]

@burningcynders RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[burningcynders]

@XxAngeliniaxX ARGH SAMONELL........

[XxAngeliniaxX]

@burningcynders Grab the Purex, Germ-X, and Lysol!! HURRY!

[burningcynders]

@XxAngeliniaxX ITS TO LAT..........*dead*

[XxAngeliniaxX]

@burningcynders Nooo! *mourn*

[burningcynders]

@XxAngeliniaxX ALL WE WANNA DO IS EAT YOUR BRAINS here not unreasonable i mean no-ones gonna eat your eyes

[undeaddog]

@XxAngeliniaxX well the keyboard is regularily more infected than ur toilet seat

[Maphysto]

@XxAngeliniaxX You might not see them...BUT THEY'RE THERE.

[TomleyGreaves]

Brilliant!

[westin318]

whered you get this song? Bill Nye the science guy?

[Vynarus]

@westin318 Jonathan Coulton - Bacteria

[raypohla]

So asking my science teacher to play this as an introduction to the bacteria chapter :o

[Byakugansvk]

What the hell:D :DThis is so stupid and Funny :D:D

[VoidXx99]

i feel like washing my hands now ....

[WoWPro71]

:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O OMG what to do OO

[wowholyswipe]

god this is so catchy

[AvenPhoenix]

I like the part where he says Bacteria.

[erikosarie1]

how do you put these together? is it ur chars? how does everyone do such vids?

[MagnusHarvest]

@erikosarie1 you know the program adobe?

[erikosarie1]

@MagnusHarvest ye but... how do you GET all this? do u write what you want the area to be or what?

[MagnusHarvest]

@erikosarie1 i cant really explain it trough youtube, but watch a tutorial

[locksmith9898]

dsentary lol



[WhatTheFuck235]

I love the song..it's soooo funny :)))

[MrScottharry23]

this is so random but awesome XD