You heard people say- "it will never be found", "it ain't true", "it just can't be".
I'm here to tell you these People are WRONG- I found it. Using Google Earth -
I found God's Watermarks of the REAL Garden of Eden. Look at my Channel and see the Video I made of it. I didn't point all of it out either- there are many things still hid for you to find. Come see.
Please. Come to my Channel and see what amazing things I've discovered using Google Earth. I found information made out of Watermarks and they tell things. I've made 9 videos in an attempt to try and share them with you. I promise you won't be disappointed. Please come see.
Hidden in Our Inspirations and Hidden all over this planet in the Landscaping- God Hid Watermarks and in them He tells things about the past, present and future. I found them and made videos out of some of them. I found the Garden of Eden and I found what happened right before that and it shows pictures of God in them. Please come look and see something really fascinating. God's real and I can prove it. Please help me share this.
I found a whole story made out of Watermarks on Our Planet using Google Earth and I found them in something else to. I just posted my latest video- I found pictures of God! I've put the story together and made a video of it to share with you. When your finished tell someone what you saw this day !! He Lives ! Come see my Channel and look at the Amazing things I've found ! I even found the Garden of Eden - come see !!
@deathman1021 That's why Christian men are commanded to be heads of the household while their wives can't say or do shit. Also, something about braids...And not eating shrimp...and oh yeah, gays are evil and stuff. Uhh. Yeah, I give up :D
@ArmednSafe Because that's what the Snake was like in the story. God took away his legs and forced him to crawl on his belly for the rest of his days for basically being an arsehole. :3
All these, Apple, Tree of Knowledge, Environmental scenarios, or women tricking the man, are forms of infiltration done to the original Christianity, which says Jesus (pbuh) is just a Prophet of Our CREATOR! In Islam, the interplay is very much Logical, Reasonable, and Rational to the conscious mind, than this propagated crap.
Watch "The Purpose of Life - Jeffrey Lang" If you really want the truth than bullying around jokes.
Coming here to expect something funny, vid was ok but soon as i started reading comments i got reminded of what ignorant morons i have to share this planet with.
Thoes who love to mock God you won't be laughing when you face judgment it will be too late. This is not anywhere near funny I meen sure it is for those of you who are easily controlled by Satan. Stop walking into theses traps and walk by the truth read the bible.
@MaxxCoyote LOL im sorry if this is a laughing matter to you but you really are controlled by demons repent and ask God to take you out of bondage. its ok many who mock God are doing it because the devil is making them so repent and ask forgiveness.
@SuperBebegun My dear boy, if you're hearing the voices again I suggest seeing a doctor. There are many medications that can help you. Also this idea of demons and devils controlling people...how comforting that must make you feel. Someone does something wrong? Not their fault...DEMON! Don't you know? Just pray it away!
While you're at it see if you can pray up some punctuation.
Oh and for your information. I'm not mocking any Gods. I'm mocking YOU
@jakeo96 Wow! Where did you learn of this nonsense about, Lilith? From the History Channel? Lol. The bible makes no mention whatsoever about a woman named, Lilith. You imply that God created her before Eve, but nowhere in the bible is she even mentioned. Show me where in the bible, it speaks about Lilith and I'll admit to being a "christfag".
@jakeo96 Instead of insulting my character, debate me like an adult. The biggest fairytale is that ridiculous, pile of garbage called the "big bang theory".
@jakeo96 Wow! You have the vocabulary of a six year old. I had no idea how poorly you can communicate. Show me a link that backs up your claim? The biggest fairytale is your belief that an explosion in space created everything on earth and space. That's the biggest garbage i've ever heard of. If you can't prove anything to me, other than cursing like a fool, then don't waste my time with your pathetic response.
@jabe55 ok, i seriosuly cant tell if you're a moron or just a troll. jesus christ, i already told you to wiki it. "lilith" first mentioned in babylonian texts.. you sir are the inarticulate one. i have read the dead sea scrolls, the septuagin, and the mazoratic texts. how can you possibly dwell in the enigma of god without even exporing all circles in which this phenomena arises. in other words, theres more to the bible than just king james version. read the hebrew text fucktard
@jakeo96 Stop with the profanity. It just makes your argument all the more pathetic. If you actually read the dead sea scrolls, you would know that they corroborate the bible and show its accuracy as God's word. Its no fairytale, as you imply. I have many versions other than the King James version. The mazoratic texts didn't make the cut when it came to canonized scripture, so it was emitted altogether. Lilith, is never directly, mentioned in the bible or the dead sea scrolls.
@jakeo96 Lilith was came from Jewish mythology, not from biblical text. Mythology is fairytale, but the bible is actually confirmed through ancient history and archaeology and it never mentions, Lilith at all. Can't you understand that now?
there were actually 2 trees, one was knowledge and the other life, they were kicked out becuase god feared competition if they became immortal with the tree of life ^^
well, its a cartoon world... but the fact still is bare. Who do you owe your allegience to? Like the snake said, 'how do you disobey thy creator' for the words of one you do not know?... to those who dont believe in God, just take a pause and realise that as much as there is an ongoing war, it is not through physical exchange of vical words, but a simple belief that there is MORE that meets the eye. Indeed there are spirits that rule the world and they have a Lord over them all and He is God!!!
just realized if Eve was created from Adam... then they are related... incest! and how did their children Cain and Abel reproduce because they had sons lol... incest! :P ahhhhh! haha :)
Here's food for thought: if Adam was originally never meant to procreate, why did he have a penis at all? Why would he need a fully functioning reproductive system if "God" never intended on him procreating with a woman (who wasn't part of the original plan according to the Bible)?
@TheDarkSideHasTacos God originally intended for a woman in the creation process. Gen. 1 : 26 "... and let THEM have dominion over the earth..." v27 "So God created man... male and female He created them" Note this was before God said it was not good for man to live alone in Gen. 2 : 18. The general principle is, there is CREATION and MAKING.
@proudstr8, last I checked, heterosexuals had anal sex too. But many LGBT people have biological children "the old fashioned way." Being gay doesn't make you infertile.
@TheDarkSideHasTacos yeah but its still members of the opposite sex. whyd god make fags if adam was originally never meant to procreate, some kinda joke?
@TheDarkSideHasTacos easy for a bi person to say, you go both ways. gay people are not the same, they are only into same sex. why give gay guys dicks balls and sperm if they dont procreate? why create gays in the first place? it all goes back to ur original point. time to make up ur mind
@proudstr8, you obviously have no idea about sexuality. Many gay men do and want to procreate. They can do this through sex, artificial insemination or surrogracy.
@TheDarkSideHasTacos oh look at mr knowitall showin off his knowledge any 15 year old knows
thats proxies and artificial solutions, we're talkin about nature bro, your original point. why have genitals designed to go in and out of a hole in the first place if u can just extract semen and put it in a turkey baster? stop tryin to force rebuttals. parrot all the info you want, you still cant critical reason worth shit
@TheDarkSideHasTacos they have different instincts and ways of arousal. a gay man who has sex with women is not really gay, just as a straight man who has sex wth men is not really straight
@proudstr8 homosexual (gay) means having sex with another man.
heterosexual (straight) means having sex with the opposite sex.
neither has anything to do with preference, or attraction. it literally means who you have had sex with, for instance you could be gay one night and straight another, the label doesnt stick forever, only narrow minded think the opposite, get out of you box.
@proudstr8 you can put a cock in an eye socket ?? how is this possible, isnt there and eye in the way? and besides average cock size is 5 - 7 inches, the average eye socket is only about 2 inches deep, im guessing you didnt study biology at school and thats why you sound like a dumbass. Sigh......
@philessexuk lol no shit, did u spent all that time doing research for that little reply?
when i say i could skullfuck u ur not supposed to take it literally, just like anal needs lube or it wont go in and out smoothly, itd be like jamming ur dick into a toaster
the point is anyone dedicated enough can turn any part of your body into a fuckable hole, with enough force i could stab ur fuckin brain through ur eye socket with my dick but that doesnt mean its what nature intended
@proudstr8 no it took me about 8 seconds to type it, and you didnt say skull fuck, you said so does an eye socket, do you know what vagina lube is ? its urine :) and did you know there are many women and pretty much all women suffer dryness meaning they need lube. are you this ignorant to the world haha,
@philessexuk yeah skullfucking ur eyesocket, do u have any intuition at all or are u just really slow? and i didnt know there was natural ass lube, is it poo?
@proudstr8 skullfucking must be a term from america ? if so then its no wonder why im not used to a retarded terminology :), actually there is one it causes shit to move around the intestines and out the rectum, see you learn something new everyday dont you :)
@TheDarkSideHasTacos Who told you that Eve wasn't part of the original plan? Do you even know how to read the bible properly? What part of scripture supports your claim?
@guyonfire87 No no no, You know what KNOWLEDGE means in the Bible, right? The "tree" was not a tree, but rather a system that we know today as sex. If things didn't go down that way, we'd all be female. :P
Wait. If God knows all...then shouldn't he have known Adam & Eve would eat the fruit? In which case...he set them up for failure from the start. That's...fucked up.
@Nemle22 regardless of whether he knew what they were about to do, they didn't have knowledge of good and evil before eating the fruit, so is it not like punishing a dog or cat when they misbehave?
@stengevarsel they had been told not to eat the fruit, but telling a dog not to desire to eat a special doggy treat does not mean you can brutally punish the dog afterword, the smart thing to do is not to put the dog in the situation to start with.
@stengevarsel Yes, but they had no knowledge of good and evil, so how were they to fully understand the evil of disobeying their god? It's essentially like telling a 2 year old child not to eat a cookie.
@Nemle22 "he set them up for failure from the start."
The mormons believe this was necessary in order for them to multiply, and to set the plan of salvation in motion.
Explanation: Had they lived for ever without sin, they would not know pain and suffering, and would not be tested as is the point of our existence in the first place. Mormon deep doctrine fun fact.
@Nemle22 Yeah but he had a plan to save creation from the start as well, "In the beginning was the word and the word was with God and the word was God", the word being Jesus, thus it was all planned from creation
So let me get this straight. God, the 'perfect being', created two humans in his image. When he told them not to eat from a tree, and they did just that, God punished ALL humans, which confuses me for these two reasons:
1. his divine powers apperently were not enough to create decent human beings (or at least not consistantly)
2. If only 2 people disobeyed God, how does that warrant a scapegoat for Him to punish the entire Human race?
@RandomPumishumi He had to have some reason to take out his sadistic pleasure of brutalising his only son in the not too distant future. These guys were scapegoats for the ultimate scapegoat - Baby Jebus.
adam and eve as everyone knows lived in a garden without any clothes and in this garden there where two leaves one coverd adams one covered eves. needles to say along came a breeze and blew them away a shining site met eves bright eyes as adams monkey began to rise and up untill this day people did screw untill it came time for me and you so i found myself a soft piece of grass and thats where i got my first piece of ass
People also gotta realize that only about 5% of the human race could read when the New Testament was written. The sheeple had nothing more to go on than their Shepherds word that the Bibblit was the word. And people were mainly just scared and nervous around religous leaders because they really did think that they had magical gifts and spoke directly with the Imaginary Skyman. Now it's so ingrained in so many bloodlines it's becoming Genetic Memory. They just can't help it. They're ZOMBIES! LOL!
@TheCrimsonification Actually, most people were literate. Even paupers in Rome were able to write Graffiti on the wall. It was not until the Empire's fall, brought about by hedonism and neglect, did people become illiterate again.
It wasn't a rib that "Eve" was created from. It was RIB. Ribonucleic Acid. The other 2 Macromolecules, DNA (Deoxyribonucleic Acid) & proteins weren't needed to be taken directly from a live subject. But all 3 are needed to clone a genetically suitable mate. Adam & Eve could be interpreted as the 1st successful genetically engineered human/alien hybrids, but there were apparently other experiments involving various Earth life. Humans are tailor made to mutate and adapt. Bibblit: B.S. For Dummies.
@FinalSmashBrother BIg Book of BuLlshIT. Bibblit. All religions have one. (Except Pastafairianism/Atheism and Buddhism. (Gotta respect those Naturalists.)
There is something that always confused me about this story. If Adam & Eve were forbidden from eating of the tree of knowledge of good & evil then they themselves had no knowledge of good and evil. Then although they had the bodies of adults their minds were childlike, unable to differentiate between what is good and what is evil.
No wonder it was so easy for the talking snake (devil in disguise), who possessed the knowledge of good and evil, to convince Eve to eat of the tree. Could she in her innocent state of mind have resisted the temptation of a Super Archangel such as the Cherub Lucifer? I believe they were set up to fail, how could someone be given a math test when they know nothing about math. Could anyone out there explain this to me because it seems like the Bible has somewhat broken down at the first hurdle.
When a man strikes his male or female slave with a rod so hard that the slave dies under his hand, he shall be punished. If, however, the slave survives for a day or two, he is not to be punished, since the slave is his own property. (Exodus 21:20-21 NAB)
Slaves, obey your earthly masters with deep respect and fear. Serve them sincerely as you would serve Christ. (Ephesians 6:5 NLT)
The servant will be severely punished, for though he knew his duty, he refused to do it. "But people who are not aware that they are doing wrong will be punished only lightly. Much is required from those to whom much is given, and much more is required from those to whom much more is given." (Luke 12:47-48 NLT)
wait wait wait wait since when do snakes talk seriously the dumbass was like i have no reason to not trust a snake like wtf we should all wonder why we are here but this is just keeping us back talking snakes my ass
Hey, ebolaworld. I know you don't believe any of this stuff, but thanks for putting the subtitles in so that peole know which stuff is quoted from the bible and which stuff is added for comic relief.
Any other Christians watching this? If so, can anyone else not read through the garden of eden story anymore without thinking of Perelandra or is it just me? Gotta love C. S. Lewis : )
Here's a view... religion is one of the most complex arts that we have invented, beautifully fragile... it all stems from our need to know God, wise humans try to understand his existence and build bridges through spiritual practices evolved since the beginning of existence e.g. Scriptures, rituals, faith... can you really deny that their is a greater force? Is the Bible the truest interpretation of God? I'd like to hear what yous have to think
@furiousredemption uh no religion is just retarded, and if you believe in it i feel bad that your wasting your life believing in something that doesn't exist.
@furiousredemption I believe in divine power. I'm currently checking out the Bible, I think it's good. I have not read the whole thing though. I was born into a family of church goers if you're wondering.
THIS TELLING TRUTH OF THE SAVAGE LEPERS.........FAGGOT AZZ MOUNTAIN DWELLERS
Noormumin 11 hours ago
that desrespecting the bible
klevens1000 1 day ago
Wait...
That was PowerFX's Sound Sample!?
EPIC!
xxYdoxxx 1 day ago in playlist Messed-Up Bible Stories
adam is crazy gay in this video...why?
yahcure79 1 day ago
This is sooooooooooooooo disrespectful and rude I'm reporting you
taylorswift99ify 1 day ago
Why does God sound like Yogi Bear
Maxisamo1 3 days ago
At the end when Adam is angry at God. It's kinder like the comments page.
merriwarna 3 days ago
Intelligent design thy ass lololol
Jakster840 5 days ago
Best video ever
FLIGHTSTOPPERS 6 days ago
moral of the story : your great-great-great.... grandmother was stupid and a lier and he fooled grandpa.
vmelkon 6 days ago
The sun is not God
Thrasher796 6 days ago
@Thrasher796 its not suppose to be...
the8888 5 days ago
@Thrasher796
Try drawing an accurate picture of something you will never see in this lifetime.
justcallmeSven 2 days ago
"Rather Melodramatic, if you ask me."
-Celestia
Jvizzlezz 1 week ago
WTF
dr0nayekhom 1 week ago
this is so funny had to watch it twice
SuperSpiritDove 1 week ago
hehe the snakes little legs
talkindurinthemovie 1 week ago 2
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Hidden in Our Inspirations and Hidden all over this planet in the Landscaping- God Hid Watermarks and in them He tells things about the past, present and future. I found them and made videos out of some of them. I found the Garden of Eden and I found what happened right before that and it shows pictures of God in them. Please come look and see something really fascinating. God's real and I can prove it. Please help me share this.
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I found a whole story made out of Watermarks on Our Planet using Google Earth and I found them in something else to. I just posted my latest video- I found pictures of God! I've put the story together and made a video of it to share with you. When your finished tell someone what you saw this day !! He Lives ! Come see my Channel and look at the Amazing things I've found ! I even found the Garden of Eden - come see !!
downyourtube 1 week ago
I'm yet to see any talking donkeys, snakes et all. It's strange that those exceptional events took place in immemorial times lol
blackarawak83 1 week ago
LOOL this is awesome!
Yci 1 week ago
shit
davidnamchu 1 week ago
i didn't get what adams punishment was lol stupid old language
FirstAssociate 1 week ago
@FirstAssociate basically, gawd took away adam's green thumb.
MultiWafflemaster 1 week ago
@FirstAssociate essentially that since he listend to his wife, he has to work hard and be miserable the rest of his life
deathman1021 1 week ago in playlist Messed-Up Bible Stories
@deathman1021 That's why Christian men are commanded to be heads of the household while their wives can't say or do shit. Also, something about braids...And not eating shrimp...and oh yeah, gays are evil and stuff. Uhh. Yeah, I give up :D
OrionsChild 3 days ago
this was hilarious, nuff said. everyone else be quiet, and continue laughing.
mirkthirteen 1 week ago 6
Why does that snake have arms and legs?
ArmednSafe 2 weeks ago
@ArmednSafe Because that's what the Snake was like in the story. God took away his legs and forced him to crawl on his belly for the rest of his days for basically being an arsehole. :3
GiraffeOmelette 2 weeks ago
@ArmednSafe 'cause gawd cursed the snake to slither on the ground for it's heinous deed, meaning beforehand, it had arms and legs.
MultiWafflemaster 1 week ago
If evolution doesn't exist. And Adam and Eve were both white.
Then why are there black people?
LordSillyBottom 2 weeks ago
The Purpose of Life - Jeffrey Lang
Pizziesta 2 weeks ago
All these, Apple, Tree of Knowledge, Environmental scenarios, or women tricking the man, are forms of infiltration done to the original Christianity, which says Jesus (pbuh) is just a Prophet of Our CREATOR! In Islam, the interplay is very much Logical, Reasonable, and Rational to the conscious mind, than this propagated crap.
Watch "The Purpose of Life - Jeffrey Lang" If you really want the truth than bullying around jokes.
PEACE
Pizziesta 2 weeks ago
@Pizziesta There are many similarities between the Koran and the Bible...
gabsylv 1 week ago
Coming here to expect something funny, vid was ok but soon as i started reading comments i got reminded of what ignorant morons i have to share this planet with.
sad...so sad.
SairentuHeadu 2 weeks ago 2
And this is how christians justify women's pain! Genius...lol
rmj15mu 2 weeks ago
thy is pissed
StuziCamis 2 weeks ago
I know I shouldn't laff at this but it is just SOOOOOO FUNNY!
MsTweetieBird10 2 weeks ago
So funny eve why are u holding ur boobs because there so big!
izzythekitty45 2 weeks ago
Repent.
SuperBebegun 2 weeks ago
Thoes who love to mock God you won't be laughing when you face judgment it will be too late. This is not anywhere near funny I meen sure it is for those of you who are easily controlled by Satan. Stop walking into theses traps and walk by the truth read the bible.
SuperBebegun 2 weeks ago
@SuperBebegun Do you people just wander around all day looking for things to preach about?
Easily controlled by Satan...are you kidding me?
Hoo boy...thanks for the laugh.
MaxxCoyote 2 weeks ago
@MaxxCoyote LOL im sorry if this is a laughing matter to you but you really are controlled by demons repent and ask God to take you out of bondage. its ok many who mock God are doing it because the devil is making them so repent and ask forgiveness.
SuperBebegun 2 weeks ago
@SuperBebegun My dear boy, if you're hearing the voices again I suggest seeing a doctor. There are many medications that can help you. Also this idea of demons and devils controlling people...how comforting that must make you feel. Someone does something wrong? Not their fault...DEMON! Don't you know? Just pray it away!
While you're at it see if you can pray up some punctuation.
Oh and for your information. I'm not mocking any Gods. I'm mocking YOU
MaxxCoyote 2 weeks ago 20
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FinalSmashBrother 2 weeks ago
eve was a blonde wasnt she huuuuuuuh i no the feeling girl it happens
MaryBradForeva 2 weeks ago
i wonder how many christfags know about the first woman. NO not eve you dumb bastards.. try lilith, the first woman. vampire
jakeo96 2 weeks ago
@jakeo96 Wow! Where did you learn of this nonsense about, Lilith? From the History Channel? Lol. The bible makes no mention whatsoever about a woman named, Lilith. You imply that God created her before Eve, but nowhere in the bible is she even mentioned. Show me where in the bible, it speaks about Lilith and I'll admit to being a "christfag".
jabe55 2 weeks ago
@jabe55 jewish lore fucktard
jakeo96 2 weeks ago
@jakeo96 Instead of insulting my character, debate me like an adult. The biggest fairytale is that ridiculous, pile of garbage called the "big bang theory".
jabe55 2 weeks ago
@jabe55 what the fuck are you arguing? i cant even comprehend your stance on the subject
jakeo96 2 weeks ago
@jakeo96 You called the bible a "folklore". Please back up that claim with facts. I am waiting...
jabe55 2 weeks ago
@jabe55 its not in your stupid ass bible dipshit. IT IS FOLKLORE.. wikipedia it you stupid fuck.
jakeo96 2 weeks ago
@jakeo96 Wow! You have the vocabulary of a six year old. I had no idea how poorly you can communicate. Show me a link that backs up your claim? The biggest fairytale is your belief that an explosion in space created everything on earth and space. That's the biggest garbage i've ever heard of. If you can't prove anything to me, other than cursing like a fool, then don't waste my time with your pathetic response.
jabe55 2 weeks ago
@jabe55 ok, i seriosuly cant tell if you're a moron or just a troll. jesus christ, i already told you to wiki it. "lilith" first mentioned in babylonian texts.. you sir are the inarticulate one. i have read the dead sea scrolls, the septuagin, and the mazoratic texts. how can you possibly dwell in the enigma of god without even exporing all circles in which this phenomena arises. in other words, theres more to the bible than just king james version. read the hebrew text fucktard
jakeo96 2 weeks ago
@jakeo96 Stop with the profanity. It just makes your argument all the more pathetic. If you actually read the dead sea scrolls, you would know that they corroborate the bible and show its accuracy as God's word. Its no fairytale, as you imply. I have many versions other than the King James version. The mazoratic texts didn't make the cut when it came to canonized scripture, so it was emitted altogether. Lilith, is never directly, mentioned in the bible or the dead sea scrolls.
jabe55 2 weeks ago
@jakeo96 Lilith was came from Jewish mythology, not from biblical text. Mythology is fairytale, but the bible is actually confirmed through ancient history and archaeology and it never mentions, Lilith at all. Can't you understand that now?
jabe55 2 weeks ago
Moral of the story:
We were all born of incest?
SweetAdeline57 2 weeks ago
lol
bigbang53500 2 weeks ago
there were actually 2 trees, one was knowledge and the other life, they were kicked out becuase god feared competition if they became immortal with the tree of life ^^
philessexuk 3 weeks ago
I clicked on this because Adam looked like Beavis.
TwoHairsInOneHole 3 weeks ago
and that's why women always fucks things up...
Fck1ng 3 weeks ago
And in the room, God put a big red button. "Thou Shalt Not press this big red button!" said God. Hilarity ensued.
Ayelis 3 weeks ago
why would god put this tree if he didnt want them to eat it he would leave it
THEONETHEONLYEM21 3 weeks ago
well, its a cartoon world... but the fact still is bare. Who do you owe your allegience to? Like the snake said, 'how do you disobey thy creator' for the words of one you do not know?... to those who dont believe in God, just take a pause and realise that as much as there is an ongoing war, it is not through physical exchange of vical words, but a simple belief that there is MORE that meets the eye. Indeed there are spirits that rule the world and they have a Lord over them all and He is God!!!
kinsgkoko 3 weeks ago
i perfer to have insurance just in case you all are wrong.or to put it another way hedging my bet.
rdavian 3 weeks ago
Intelligent design thy ass loool
thedarknesswithin89 3 weeks ago
just realized if Eve was created from Adam... then they are related... incest! and how did their children Cain and Abel reproduce because they had sons lol... incest! :P ahhhhh! haha :)
McVitiesmuffinjohn 3 weeks ago
Ye Stupid Bitches! we should be laughing, not fighting
MADMOOSE26 3 weeks ago
Here's food for thought: if Adam was originally never meant to procreate, why did he have a penis at all? Why would he need a fully functioning reproductive system if "God" never intended on him procreating with a woman (who wasn't part of the original plan according to the Bible)?
TheDarkSideHasTacos 3 weeks ago 11
@TheDarkSideHasTacos God originally intended for a woman in the creation process. Gen. 1 : 26 "... and let THEM have dominion over the earth..." v27 "So God created man... male and female He created them" Note this was before God said it was not good for man to live alone in Gen. 2 : 18. The general principle is, there is CREATION and MAKING.
kinsgkoko 3 weeks ago
@kinsgkoko, aww. A Christian. How cute.
TheDarkSideHasTacos 3 weeks ago
@TheDarkSideHasTacos to pee with
proudstr8 3 weeks ago
@proudstr8, you don't need sperm, testicles, or even a penis to pee.
TheDarkSideHasTacos 3 weeks ago
@TheDarkSideHasTacos why did god create fags then, if there even is one
proudstr8 3 weeks ago
@proudstr8, because "fags" may want to procreate?
TheDarkSideHasTacos 3 weeks ago
@TheDarkSideHasTacos how? by cumming inside a butthole?
proudstr8 3 weeks ago
@proudstr8, last I checked, heterosexuals had anal sex too. But many LGBT people have biological children "the old fashioned way." Being gay doesn't make you infertile.
TheDarkSideHasTacos 3 weeks ago
@TheDarkSideHasTacos yeah but its still members of the opposite sex. whyd god make fags if adam was originally never meant to procreate, some kinda joke?
proudstr8 3 weeks ago
@proudstr8, being gay doesn't mean you'll burst into flames if you have sex with a member of the opposite gender.
TheDarkSideHasTacos 3 weeks ago
@TheDarkSideHasTacos easy for a bi person to say, you go both ways. gay people are not the same, they are only into same sex. why give gay guys dicks balls and sperm if they dont procreate? why create gays in the first place? it all goes back to ur original point. time to make up ur mind
proudstr8 3 weeks ago
@proudstr8, you obviously have no idea about sexuality. Many gay men do and want to procreate. They can do this through sex, artificial insemination or surrogracy.
TheDarkSideHasTacos 3 weeks ago
@TheDarkSideHasTacos oh look at mr knowitall showin off his knowledge any 15 year old knows
thats proxies and artificial solutions, we're talkin about nature bro, your original point. why have genitals designed to go in and out of a hole in the first place if u can just extract semen and put it in a turkey baster? stop tryin to force rebuttals. parrot all the info you want, you still cant critical reason worth shit
proudstr8 3 weeks ago
@proudstr8, A gay man having sex with a woman and getting her pregnant isn't artificial.
TheDarkSideHasTacos 3 weeks ago
@TheDarkSideHasTacos they have different instincts and ways of arousal. a gay man who has sex with women is not really gay, just as a straight man who has sex wth men is not really straight
proudstr8 3 weeks ago
@proudstr8, what you just said shows how ignorant you are about sexuality.
TheDarkSideHasTacos 3 weeks ago
@TheDarkSideHasTacos great rebuttal, oh wise one
proudstr8 3 weeks ago
@proudstr8, it's true. You think every guy who fools around with another guy can't be straight.
TheDarkSideHasTacos 3 weeks ago
@proudstr8 homosexual (gay) means having sex with another man.
heterosexual (straight) means having sex with the opposite sex.
neither has anything to do with preference, or attraction. it literally means who you have had sex with, for instance you could be gay one night and straight another, the label doesnt stick forever, only narrow minded think the opposite, get out of you box.
philessexuk 3 weeks ago
@proudstr8 if its not natural why does a cock fit up an arse ?
philessexuk 3 weeks ago
@philessexuk why's it also fit in your eye socket
proudstr8 3 weeks ago
@proudstr8 you can put a cock in an eye socket ?? how is this possible, isnt there and eye in the way? and besides average cock size is 5 - 7 inches, the average eye socket is only about 2 inches deep, im guessing you didnt study biology at school and thats why you sound like a dumbass. Sigh......
philessexuk 3 weeks ago
@philessexuk lol no shit, did u spent all that time doing research for that little reply?
when i say i could skullfuck u ur not supposed to take it literally, just like anal needs lube or it wont go in and out smoothly, itd be like jamming ur dick into a toaster
the point is anyone dedicated enough can turn any part of your body into a fuckable hole, with enough force i could stab ur fuckin brain through ur eye socket with my dick but that doesnt mean its what nature intended
proudstr8 3 weeks ago
@proudstr8 no it took me about 8 seconds to type it, and you didnt say skull fuck, you said so does an eye socket, do you know what vagina lube is ? its urine :) and did you know there are many women and pretty much all women suffer dryness meaning they need lube. are you this ignorant to the world haha,
philessexuk 3 weeks ago
@philessexuk yeah skullfucking ur eyesocket, do u have any intuition at all or are u just really slow? and i didnt know there was natural ass lube, is it poo?
keep making shitty points to save face
proudstr8 3 weeks ago
@proudstr8 skullfucking must be a term from america ? if so then its no wonder why im not used to a retarded terminology :), actually there is one it causes shit to move around the intestines and out the rectum, see you learn something new everyday dont you :)
philessexuk 3 weeks ago
@TheDarkSideHasTacos good point....*thumbs up*
TheAllimania 3 weeks ago
@TheDarkSideHasTacos Adam is not said to be immortal. He was meant to have offspring with Eve.
FinalSmashBrother 2 weeks ago
@FinalSmashBrother, not originally. He was meant as a companion to God, meaning he had no reason to have reproductive organs.
TheDarkSideHasTacos 2 weeks ago
@TheDarkSideHasTacos Who told you that Eve wasn't part of the original plan? Do you even know how to read the bible properly? What part of scripture supports your claim?
jabe55 2 weeks ago
@jabe55 he's the first I heard ever say that.
FinalSmashBrother 2 weeks ago
They lost at Katamari. WE'd have rolled that basket of fruit-of-knowledge MUCH bigger.
Ayelis 4 weeks ago
so the knoledge of good and evil does that mean they dont know what goodness or evilness is? lol so they are ignorant Rtards?
guyonfire87 4 weeks ago
@guyonfire87 No no no, You know what KNOWLEDGE means in the Bible, right? The "tree" was not a tree, but rather a system that we know today as sex. If things didn't go down that way, we'd all be female. :P
Ayelis 4 weeks ago
Wait. If God knows all...then shouldn't he have known Adam & Eve would eat the fruit? In which case...he set them up for failure from the start. That's...fucked up.
Nemle22 4 weeks ago
@Nemle22 regardless of whether he knew what they were about to do, they didn't have knowledge of good and evil before eating the fruit, so is it not like punishing a dog or cat when they misbehave?
TheWizardOfOsborne 4 weeks ago
@TheWizardOfOsborne Technically, they had been given the knowledge not to eat the fruit of the tree.
stengevarsel 4 weeks ago
@stengevarsel they had been told not to eat the fruit, but telling a dog not to desire to eat a special doggy treat does not mean you can brutally punish the dog afterword, the smart thing to do is not to put the dog in the situation to start with.
TheWizardOfOsborne 3 weeks ago
@TheWizardOfOsborne You just made my point. ^.^ The smart thing would to have no put Adam & Eve in that situation to begin with.
Nemle22 3 weeks ago
@stengevarsel Yes, but they had no knowledge of good and evil, so how were they to fully understand the evil of disobeying their god? It's essentially like telling a 2 year old child not to eat a cookie.
Nemle22 3 weeks ago
@Nemle22 "he set them up for failure from the start."
The mormons believe this was necessary in order for them to multiply, and to set the plan of salvation in motion.
Explanation: Had they lived for ever without sin, they would not know pain and suffering, and would not be tested as is the point of our existence in the first place. Mormon deep doctrine fun fact.
Cheers,
an ex-mormon
stengevarsel 4 weeks ago
@stengevarsel Are they wrong? Biblical knowledge IS sex, after all. ;)
Ayelis 4 weeks ago
@Ayelis I'd say the mormons are demonstrably wrong on a wide range of issues. And the mormons do not believe the tree to be a symbol of sexual sin.
stengevarsel 3 weeks ago
@Nemle22 Yeah but he had a plan to save creation from the start as well, "In the beginning was the word and the word was with God and the word was God", the word being Jesus, thus it was all planned from creation
MrChardizard 3 weeks ago
@MrChardizard That was a load of Bible babble.
Nemle22 3 weeks ago
i'm smiling at it because,
they always make our god look so bad!!!!!!!!!
but in the bible god said, he made man perfect!.
so why they try so hard to make us unperfect!
just think about it,and understand what freewill means!
who are these people they let in, they cold hearts,and they hate they self!
the world runs on killing,money,power!
this people never tell the truth into the end!,just keep your souls!. we only got one life! so cherish it!,
princesstracy34 1 month ago
Who was the CNN correspondent who captured this footage?
VerumAdNauseam 1 month ago
Yeah well, Thy was pissed.
MrMessingaround 1 month ago
women, root of all evil... but they have tits. god dammit
zxsand 1 month ago
(referring to Adam & Eve)
So let me get this straight. God, the 'perfect being', created two humans in his image. When he told them not to eat from a tree, and they did just that, God punished ALL humans, which confuses me for these two reasons:
1. his divine powers apperently were not enough to create decent human beings (or at least not consistantly)
2. If only 2 people disobeyed God, how does that warrant a scapegoat for Him to punish the entire Human race?
Seems a tad backwards to me.
RandomPumishumi 1 month ago
@RandomPumishumi He had to have some reason to take out his sadistic pleasure of brutalising his only son in the not too distant future. These guys were scapegoats for the ultimate scapegoat - Baby Jebus.
mblackchurch 1 month ago
Create women -> absoulete chaos
lawl hey
luvsvolleyball27 1 month ago
And this is why im not religous.
sweetpotaetopie 1 month ago 4
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adam and eve as everyone knows lived in a garden without any clothes and in this garden there where two leaves one coverd adams one covered eves. needles to say along came a breeze and blew them away a shining site met eves bright eyes as adams monkey began to rise and up untill this day people did screw untill it came time for me and you so i found myself a soft piece of grass and thats where i got my first piece of ass
"DegenerationH4rdyz original poem"
DegenerationH4rdyz 1 month ago
ye stupid bitch lol
theshingles100 1 month ago
@ebolaworld
I assume the incorrect use of Early Modern English is simply part of the video's sarcastic sense of humor, but I had to include this anyway:
"Thou" = You (singular subject); eg. "Hey Bob, thou art good."
"Thee" = You (object); eg. "Bob, None art greater than thee."
"Thy" = Your (possessive adj.); "Bob, thy greatness is apparent."
"Thine" = Yours (possessive noun); "None's greatness is more apparent than thine."
"Ye" = You (formal or plural subject); "My friends, ye art surely good."
StructuralFantasies 1 month ago 2
adam is gay and eve is a bitch
duke86fan 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
She doesnt even have a thingy! lol
Lisspratt 1 month ago
People also gotta realize that only about 5% of the human race could read when the New Testament was written. The sheeple had nothing more to go on than their Shepherds word that the Bibblit was the word. And people were mainly just scared and nervous around religous leaders because they really did think that they had magical gifts and spoke directly with the Imaginary Skyman. Now it's so ingrained in so many bloodlines it's becoming Genetic Memory. They just can't help it. They're ZOMBIES! LOL!
TheCrimsonification 1 month ago 18
@TheCrimsonification What memory?
FinalSmashBrother 1 month ago
@TheCrimsonification Genetic Memory is in all DNA. Like when folks "remember" a past life and shit.
TheCrimsonification 1 month ago
@TheCrimsonification Actually, most people were literate. Even paupers in Rome were able to write Graffiti on the wall. It was not until the Empire's fall, brought about by hedonism and neglect, did people become illiterate again.
HolyknightVader999 3 weeks ago
It wasn't a rib that "Eve" was created from. It was RIB. Ribonucleic Acid. The other 2 Macromolecules, DNA (Deoxyribonucleic Acid) & proteins weren't needed to be taken directly from a live subject. But all 3 are needed to clone a genetically suitable mate. Adam & Eve could be interpreted as the 1st successful genetically engineered human/alien hybrids, but there were apparently other experiments involving various Earth life. Humans are tailor made to mutate and adapt. Bibblit: B.S. For Dummies.
TheCrimsonification 1 month ago
@TheCrimsonification Bibblit?
FinalSmashBrother 1 month ago
@FinalSmashBrother BIg Book of BuLlshIT. Bibblit. All religions have one. (Except Pastafairianism/Atheism and Buddhism. (Gotta respect those Naturalists.)
TheCrimsonification 1 month ago
@TheCrimsonification Ohh. K
FinalSmashBrother 1 month ago
Well i can put this book next to Lord of the Rings and Harry potter it had a realy good story.
redhatlt 1 month ago
i just realized... woman screwed us over
(don't take this seriously just a joke)
salaizrm 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
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There is something that always confused me about this story. If Adam & Eve were forbidden from eating of the tree of knowledge of good & evil then they themselves had no knowledge of good and evil. Then although they had the bodies of adults their minds were childlike, unable to differentiate between what is good and what is evil.
noroux 1 month ago
No wonder it was so easy for the talking snake (devil in disguise), who possessed the knowledge of good and evil, to convince Eve to eat of the tree. Could she in her innocent state of mind have resisted the temptation of a Super Archangel such as the Cherub Lucifer? I believe they were set up to fail, how could someone be given a math test when they know nothing about math. Could anyone out there explain this to me because it seems like the Bible has somewhat broken down at the first hurdle.
noroux 1 month ago
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noroux 1 month ago
i just thot of something we all came from god so when god lets bad things happen he is just letting it happen to himself. (narcissist)
TheThunderGirl1 1 month ago
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When a man strikes his male or female slave with a rod so hard that the slave dies under his hand, he shall be punished. If, however, the slave survives for a day or two, he is not to be punished, since the slave is his own property. (Exodus 21:20-21 NAB)
tomtomttom 1 month ago
Slaves, obey your earthly masters with deep respect and fear. Serve them sincerely as you would serve Christ. (Ephesians 6:5 NLT)
The servant will be severely punished, for though he knew his duty, he refused to do it. "But people who are not aware that they are doing wrong will be punished only lightly. Much is required from those to whom much is given, and much more is required from those to whom much more is given." (Luke 12:47-48 NLT)
tomtomttom 1 month ago
adam looks like a buffer version of beavis
Fyfilms1 1 month ago
wait wait wait wait since when do snakes talk seriously the dumbass was like i have no reason to not trust a snake like wtf we should all wonder why we are here but this is just keeping us back talking snakes my ass
ghosterbuser1212 1 month ago
@ghosterbuser1212 Welcome to the Bible. Leave all logic near the door.
Nickdiaublow 1 month ago
Snake sounded like yoda but better grammar
HUsouljur 1 month ago in playlist Messed-Up Bible Stories
funnest shit i have watched all fucking day
letzgetlicky 1 month ago
Hey, ebolaworld. I know you don't believe any of this stuff, but thanks for putting the subtitles in so that peole know which stuff is quoted from the bible and which stuff is added for comic relief.
Any other Christians watching this? If so, can anyone else not read through the garden of eden story anymore without thinking of Perelandra or is it just me? Gotta love C. S. Lewis : )
ShayMcSudonim 1 month ago
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I like turtles ლ(ಠ益ಠლ
kylenjm 1 month ago
eve has nice tits xD
SwippSchwabbel 1 month ago
I have no reason to distrust the talking snake ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOO
maggas69 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
Suddenly I don't feel so fabulous...
Beccar217 1 month ago
@Beccar217 hahahaha, its hillarious
maggas69 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
Seeing this animated really brings it home to how rediclious The Christians idea of life is.
stickydog480 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
@stickydog480 lol at u
ksantoro93 1 month ago
So you telling me the first people ever made by *GOD*
Fucked everything up?
well if god made the first people then why did he make them fucking retards?
OH! but god loves us OH Yea!
quinwade1 1 month ago
so basicaly if you eat from the tree you get high
iuri1223 1 month ago
why is the world flat?
iuri1223 1 month ago
For me it's a fairytale. For creationist it's a history lesson...
MankindDiary 1 month ago 54
@MankindDiary Creationist will be the end of the world...
JoachimPetersen 4 weeks ago
"She brought some fruit over here and was like 'I got some fruits to eat......" ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
maggas69 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
Adam and Steve xxD
stuchly1 1 month ago
What does Adam say in the end when they are expelled from the garden ? Azz hole or something ?
maggas69 1 month ago
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I used to be a Christian, but then I took an arrow to the knee
fuddyduddyfun 1 month ago
Here's a view... religion is one of the most complex arts that we have invented, beautifully fragile... it all stems from our need to know God, wise humans try to understand his existence and build bridges through spiritual practices evolved since the beginning of existence e.g. Scriptures, rituals, faith... can you really deny that their is a greater force? Is the Bible the truest interpretation of God? I'd like to hear what yous have to think
furiousredemption 1 month ago
@furiousredemption uh no religion is just retarded, and if you believe in it i feel bad that your wasting your life believing in something that doesn't exist.
KillerPanda420420 1 month ago
@furiousredemption I believe in divine power. I'm currently checking out the Bible, I think it's good. I have not read the whole thing though. I was born into a family of church goers if you're wondering.
FinalSmashBrother 1 month ago
@FinalSmashBrother Thank you for knowing the difference between your and you're.
Signed-
The Guardian of Grammar
GuyWithGuitars1 1 month ago
Ye stupid bitch!
DinoMiniMan 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
Thanks for pointing out how faulty these things are.
I still don't understand how and why people even jerk off to any of it to begin with.
BooDestroyer 1 month ago
"EAT IT ALREADY" ! LMAO
maggas69 1 month ago
" I have no reason to distrust the talking snake" ROFLMAO
maggas69 1 month ago
In other words, naturists are the only ones resolved from sin.