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  • THIS TELLING TRUTH OF THE SAVAGE LEPERS.........FAGGOT AZZ MOUNTAIN DWELLERS

  • that desrespecting the bible

  • Wait...

    That was PowerFX's Sound Sample!?

    EPIC!

  • adam is crazy gay in this video...why?

  • This is sooooooooooooooo disrespectful and rude I'm reporting you

  • Why does God sound like Yogi Bear

  • At the end when Adam is angry at God. It's kinder like the comments page.

  • Intelligent design thy ass lololol

  • Best video ever

  • moral of the story : your great-great-great.... grandmother was stupid and a lier and he fooled grandpa.

  • The sun is not God

  • @Thrasher796 its not suppose to be...

  • @Thrasher796

    Try drawing an accurate picture of something you will never see in this lifetime.

  • "Rather Melodramatic, if you ask me."

    -Celestia

  • WTF

  • this is so funny had to watch it twice

  • hehe the snakes little legs

  • I'm yet to see any talking donkeys, snakes et all. It's strange that those exceptional events took place in immemorial times lol

  • LOOL this is awesome!

  • shit

    

  • i didn't get what adams punishment was lol stupid old language

  • @FirstAssociate basically, gawd took away adam's green thumb.

  • @FirstAssociate essentially that since he listend to his wife, he has to work hard and be miserable the rest of his life

  • @deathman1021 That's why Christian men are commanded to be heads of the household while their wives can't say or do shit. Also, something about braids...And not eating shrimp...and oh yeah, gays are evil and stuff. Uhh. Yeah, I give up :D

  • this was hilarious, nuff said. everyone else be quiet, and continue laughing.

  • Why does that snake have arms and legs?

  • @ArmednSafe Because that's what the Snake was like in the story. God took away his legs and forced him to crawl on his belly for the rest of his days for basically being an arsehole. :3

  • @ArmednSafe 'cause gawd cursed the snake to slither on the ground for it's heinous deed, meaning beforehand, it had arms and legs.

  • If evolution doesn't exist. And Adam and Eve were both white.

    Then why are there black people?

  • The Purpose of Life - Jeffrey Lang

  • All these, Apple, Tree of Knowledge, Environmental scenarios, or women tricking the man, are forms of infiltration done to the original Christianity, which says Jesus (pbuh) is just a Prophet of Our CREATOR! In Islam, the interplay is very much Logical, Reasonable, and Rational to the conscious mind, than this propagated crap.

    Watch "The Purpose of Life - Jeffrey Lang" If you really want the truth than bullying around jokes.

    PEACE

  • @Pizziesta There are many similarities between the Koran and the Bible...

  • Coming here to expect something funny, vid was ok but soon as i started reading comments i got reminded of what ignorant morons i have to share this planet with.

    sad...so sad.

  • And this is how christians justify women's pain! Genius...lol

  • thy is pissed

  • I know I shouldn't laff at this but it is just SOOOOOO FUNNY!

  • So funny eve why are u holding ur boobs because there so big!

  • Repent.

  • Thoes who love to mock God you won't be laughing when you face judgment it will be too late. This is not anywhere near funny I meen sure it is for those of you who are easily controlled by Satan. Stop walking into theses traps and walk by the truth read the bible.

  • @SuperBebegun Do you people just wander around all day looking for things to preach about?

    Easily controlled by Satan...are you kidding me?

    Hoo boy...thanks for the laugh.

  • @MaxxCoyote LOL im sorry if this is a laughing matter to you but you really are controlled by demons repent and ask God to take you out of bondage. its ok many who mock God are doing it because the devil is making them so repent and ask forgiveness.

  • @SuperBebegun My dear boy, if you're hearing the voices again I suggest seeing a doctor. There are many medications that can help you. Also this idea of demons and devils controlling people...how comforting that must make you feel. Someone does something wrong? Not their fault...DEMON! Don't you know? Just pray it away!

    While you're at it see if you can pray up some punctuation.

    Oh and for your information. I'm not mocking any Gods. I'm mocking YOU

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  • eve was a blonde wasnt she huuuuuuuh i no the feeling girl it happens

  • i wonder how many christfags know about the first woman. NO not eve you dumb bastards.. try lilith, the first woman. vampire

  • @jakeo96 Wow! Where did you learn of this nonsense about, Lilith? From the History Channel? Lol. The bible makes no mention whatsoever about a woman named, Lilith. You imply that God created her before Eve, but nowhere in the bible is she even mentioned. Show me where in the bible, it speaks about Lilith and I'll admit to being a "christfag".

  • @jabe55 jewish lore fucktard

  • @jakeo96 Instead of insulting my character, debate me like an adult. The biggest fairytale is that ridiculous, pile of garbage called the "big bang theory".

  • @jabe55 what the fuck are you arguing? i cant even comprehend your stance on the subject

  • @jakeo96 You called the bible a "folklore". Please back up that claim with facts. I am waiting...

  • @jabe55 its not in your stupid ass bible dipshit. IT IS FOLKLORE.. wikipedia it you stupid fuck.

  • @jakeo96 Wow! You have the vocabulary of a six year old. I had no idea how poorly you can communicate. Show me a link that backs up your claim? The biggest fairytale is your belief that an explosion in space created everything on earth and space. That's the biggest garbage i've ever heard of. If you can't prove anything to me, other than cursing like a fool, then don't waste my time with your pathetic response.

  • @jabe55 ok, i seriosuly cant tell if you're a moron or just a troll. jesus christ, i already told you to wiki it. "lilith" first mentioned in babylonian texts.. you sir are the inarticulate one. i have read the dead sea scrolls, the septuagin, and the mazoratic texts. how can you possibly dwell in the enigma of god without even exporing all circles in which this phenomena arises. in other words, theres more to the bible than just king james version. read the hebrew text fucktard

  • @jakeo96 Stop with the profanity. It just makes your argument all the more pathetic. If you actually read the dead sea scrolls, you would know that they corroborate the bible and show its accuracy as God's word. Its no fairytale, as you imply. I have many versions other than the King James version. The mazoratic texts didn't make the cut when it came to canonized scripture, so it was emitted altogether. Lilith, is never directly, mentioned in the bible or the dead sea scrolls.

  • @jakeo96 Lilith was came from Jewish mythology, not from biblical text. Mythology is fairytale, but the bible is actually confirmed through ancient history and archaeology and it never mentions, Lilith at all. Can't you understand that now?

  • Moral of the story:

    We were all born of incest?

  • lol

  • there were actually 2 trees, one was knowledge and the other life, they were kicked out becuase god feared competition if they became immortal with the tree of life ^^

  • I clicked on this because Adam looked like Beavis.

  • and that's why women always fucks things up...

  • And in the room, God put a big red button. "Thou Shalt Not press this big red button!" said God. Hilarity ensued.

  • why would god put this tree if he didnt want them to eat it he would leave it

  • well, its a cartoon world... but the fact still is bare. Who do you owe your allegience to? Like the snake said, 'how do you disobey thy creator' for the words of one you do not know?... to those who dont believe in God, just take a pause and realise that as much as there is an ongoing war, it is not through physical exchange of vical words, but a simple belief that there is MORE that meets the eye. Indeed there are spirits that rule the world and they have a Lord over them all and He is God!!!

  • i perfer to have insurance just in case you all are wrong.or to put it another way hedging my bet.

  • Intelligent design thy ass loool

  • just realized if Eve was created from Adam... then they are related... incest! and how did their children Cain and Abel reproduce because they had sons lol... incest! :P ahhhhh! haha :)

  • Ye Stupid Bitches! we should be laughing, not fighting

  • Here's food for thought: if Adam was originally never meant to procreate, why did he have a penis at all? Why would he need a fully functioning reproductive system if "God" never intended on him procreating with a woman (who wasn't part of the original plan according to the Bible)?

  • @TheDarkSideHasTacos God originally intended for a woman in the creation process. Gen. 1 : 26 "... and let THEM have dominion over the earth..." v27 "So God created man... male and female He created them" Note this was before God said it was not good for man to live alone in Gen. 2 : 18. The general principle is, there is CREATION and MAKING.

  • @kinsgkoko, aww. A Christian. How cute.

  • @TheDarkSideHasTacos to pee with

  • @proudstr8, you don't need sperm, testicles, or even a penis to pee.

  • @TheDarkSideHasTacos why did god create fags then, if there even is one

  • @proudstr8, because "fags" may want to procreate?

  • @TheDarkSideHasTacos how? by cumming inside a butthole?

  • @proudstr8, last I checked, heterosexuals had anal sex too. But many LGBT people have biological children "the old fashioned way." Being gay doesn't make you infertile.

  • @TheDarkSideHasTacos yeah but its still members of the opposite sex. whyd god make fags if adam was originally never meant to procreate, some kinda joke?

  • @proudstr8, being gay doesn't mean you'll burst into flames if you have sex with a member of the opposite gender.

  • @TheDarkSideHasTacos easy for a bi person to say, you go both ways. gay people are not the same, they are only into same sex. why give gay guys dicks balls and sperm if they dont procreate? why create gays in the first place? it all goes back to ur original point. time to make up ur mind

  • @proudstr8, you obviously have no idea about sexuality. Many gay men do and want to procreate. They can do this through sex, artificial insemination or surrogracy.

  • @TheDarkSideHasTacos oh look at mr knowitall showin off his knowledge any 15 year old knows

    thats proxies and artificial solutions, we're talkin about nature bro, your original point. why have genitals designed to go in and out of a hole in the first place if u can just extract semen and put it in a turkey baster? stop tryin to force rebuttals. parrot all the info you want, you still cant critical reason worth shit

  • @proudstr8, A gay man having sex with a woman and getting her pregnant isn't artificial.

  • @TheDarkSideHasTacos they have different instincts and ways of arousal. a gay man who has sex with women is not really gay, just as a straight man who has sex wth men is not really straight

  • @proudstr8, what you just said shows how ignorant you are about sexuality.

  • @TheDarkSideHasTacos great rebuttal, oh wise one

  • @proudstr8, it's true. You think every guy who fools around with another guy can't be straight.

  • @proudstr8 homosexual (gay) means having sex with another man.

    heterosexual (straight) means having sex with the opposite sex.

    neither has anything to do with preference, or attraction. it literally means who you have had sex with, for instance you could be gay one night and straight another, the label doesnt stick forever, only narrow minded think the opposite, get out of you box.

  • @proudstr8 if its not natural why does a cock fit up an arse ?

  • @philessexuk why's it also fit in your eye socket

  • @proudstr8 you can put a cock in an eye socket ?? how is this possible, isnt there and eye in the way? and besides average cock size is 5 - 7 inches, the average eye socket is only about 2 inches deep, im guessing you didnt study biology at school and thats why you sound like a dumbass. Sigh......

  • @philessexuk lol no shit, did u spent all that time doing research for that little reply?

    when i say i could skullfuck u ur not supposed to take it literally, just like anal needs lube or it wont go in and out smoothly, itd be like jamming ur dick into a toaster

    the point is anyone dedicated enough can turn any part of your body into a fuckable hole, with enough force i could stab ur fuckin brain through ur eye socket with my dick but that doesnt mean its what nature intended

  • @proudstr8 no it took me about 8 seconds to type it, and you didnt say skull fuck, you said so does an eye socket, do you know what vagina lube is ? its urine :) and did you know there are many women and pretty much all women suffer dryness meaning they need lube. are you this ignorant to the world haha,

  • @philessexuk yeah skullfucking ur eyesocket, do u have any intuition at all or are u just really slow? and i didnt know there was natural ass lube, is it poo?

    keep making shitty points to save face

  • @proudstr8 skullfucking must be a term from america ? if so then its no wonder why im not used to a retarded terminology :), actually there is one it causes shit to move around the intestines and out the rectum, see you learn something new everyday dont you :)

  • @TheDarkSideHasTacos good point....*thumbs up*

  • @TheDarkSideHasTacos Adam is not said to be immortal. He was meant to have offspring with Eve.

  • @FinalSmashBrother, not originally. He was meant as a companion to God, meaning he had no reason to have reproductive organs.

  • @TheDarkSideHasTacos Who told you that Eve wasn't part of the original plan? Do you even know how to read the bible properly? What part of scripture supports your claim?

  • @jabe55 he's the first I heard ever say that.

  • They lost at Katamari. WE'd have rolled that basket of fruit-of-knowledge MUCH bigger.

  • so the knoledge of good and evil does that mean they dont know what goodness or evilness is? lol so they are ignorant Rtards?

  • @guyonfire87 No no no, You know what KNOWLEDGE means in the Bible, right? The "tree" was not a tree, but rather a system that we know today as sex. If things didn't go down that way, we'd all be female. :P

  • Wait. If God knows all...then shouldn't he have known Adam & Eve would eat the fruit? In which case...he set them up for failure from the start. That's...fucked up.

  • @Nemle22 regardless of whether he knew what they were about to do, they didn't have knowledge of good and evil before eating the fruit, so is it not like punishing a dog or cat when they misbehave?

  • @TheWizardOfOsborne Technically, they had been given the knowledge not to eat the fruit of the tree.

  • @stengevarsel they had been told not to eat the fruit, but telling a dog not to desire to eat a special doggy treat does not mean you can brutally punish the dog afterword, the smart thing to do is not to put the dog in the situation to start with.

  • @TheWizardOfOsborne You just made my point. ^.^ The smart thing would to have no put Adam & Eve in that situation to begin with.

  • @stengevarsel Yes, but they had no knowledge of good and evil, so how were they to fully understand the evil of disobeying their god? It's essentially like telling a 2 year old child not to eat a cookie.

  • @Nemle22 "he set them up for failure from the start."

    The mormons believe this was necessary in order for them to multiply, and to set the plan of salvation in motion.

    Explanation: Had they lived for ever without sin, they would not know pain and suffering, and would not be tested as is the point of our existence in the first place. Mormon deep doctrine fun fact.

    Cheers,

    an ex-mormon

  • @stengevarsel Are they wrong? Biblical knowledge IS sex, after all. ;)

  • @Ayelis I'd say the mormons are demonstrably wrong on a wide range of issues. And the mormons do not believe the tree to be a symbol of sexual sin.

  • @Nemle22 Yeah but he had a plan to save creation from the start as well, "In the beginning was the word and the word was with God and the word was God", the word being Jesus, thus it was all planned from creation

  • @MrChardizard That was a load of Bible babble.

  • i'm smiling at it because,

    they always make our god look so bad!!!!!!!!!

    but in the bible god said, he made man perfect!.

    so why they try so hard to make us unperfect!

    just think about it,and understand what freewill means!

    who are these people they let in, they cold hearts,and they hate they self!

    the world runs on killing,money,power!

    this people never tell the truth into the end!,just keep your souls!. we only got one life! so cherish it!,

  • Who was the CNN correspondent who captured this footage?

  • Yeah well, Thy was pissed.

  • women, root of all evil... but they have tits. god dammit

  • (referring to Adam & Eve)

    So let me get this straight. God, the 'perfect being', created two humans in his image. When he told them not to eat from a tree, and they did just that, God punished ALL humans, which confuses me for these two reasons:

    1. his divine powers apperently were not enough to create decent human beings (or at least not consistantly)

    2. If only 2 people disobeyed God, how does that warrant a scapegoat for Him to punish the entire Human race?

    Seems a tad backwards to me.

  • @RandomPumishumi  He had to have some reason to take out his sadistic pleasure of brutalising his only son in the not too distant future. These guys were scapegoats for the ultimate scapegoat - Baby Jebus.

  • Create women -> absoulete chaos

    lawl hey

  • And this is why im not religous.

  • ye stupid bitch lol

  • @ebolaworld

    I assume the incorrect use of Early Modern English is simply part of the video's sarcastic sense of humor, but I had to include this anyway:

    "Thou" = You (singular subject); eg. "Hey Bob, thou art good."

    "Thee" = You (object); eg. "Bob, None art greater than thee."

    "Thy" = Your (possessive adj.); "Bob, thy greatness is apparent."

    "Thine" = Yours (possessive noun); "None's greatness is more apparent than thine."

    "Ye" = You (formal or plural subject); "My friends, ye art surely good."

  • adam is gay and eve is a bitch

  • She doesnt even have a thingy! lol

  • People also gotta realize that only about 5% of the human race could read when the New Testament was written. The sheeple had nothing more to go on than their Shepherds word that the Bibblit was the word. And people were mainly just scared and nervous around religous leaders because they really did think that they had magical gifts and spoke directly with the Imaginary Skyman. Now it's so ingrained in so many bloodlines it's becoming Genetic Memory. They just can't help it. They're ZOMBIES! LOL!

  • @TheCrimsonification What memory?

  • @TheCrimsonification Genetic Memory is in all DNA. Like when folks "remember" a past life and shit.

  • @TheCrimsonification Actually, most people were literate. Even paupers in Rome were able to write Graffiti on the wall. It was not until the Empire's fall, brought about by hedonism and neglect, did people become illiterate again.

  • It wasn't a rib that "Eve" was created from. It was RIB. Ribonucleic Acid. The other 2 Macromolecules, DNA (Deoxyribonucleic Acid) & proteins weren't needed to be taken directly from a live subject. But all 3 are needed to clone a genetically suitable mate. Adam & Eve could be interpreted as the 1st successful genetically engineered human/alien hybrids, but there were apparently other experiments involving various Earth life. Humans are tailor made to mutate and adapt. Bibblit: B.S. For Dummies.

  • @TheCrimsonification Bibblit?

  • @FinalSmashBrother BIg Book of BuLlshIT. Bibblit. All religions have one. (Except Pastafairianism/Atheism and Buddhism. (Gotta respect those Naturalists.)

  • Well i can put this book next to Lord of the Rings and Harry potter it had a realy good story.

  • i just realized... woman screwed us over

    (don't take this seriously just a joke)

  • No wonder it was so easy for the talking snake (devil in disguise), who possessed the knowledge of good and evil, to convince Eve to eat of the tree. Could she in her innocent state of mind have resisted the temptation of a Super Archangel such as the Cherub Lucifer? I believe they were set up to fail, how could someone be given a math test when they know nothing about math. Could anyone out there explain this to me because it seems like the Bible has somewhat broken down at the first hurdle.

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  • i just thot of something we all came from god so when god lets bad things happen he is just letting it happen to himself. (narcissist)

  • Slaves, obey your earthly masters with deep respect and fear. Serve them sincerely as you would serve Christ. (Ephesians 6:5 NLT)

    The servant will be severely punished, for though he knew his duty, he refused to do it. "But people who are not aware that they are doing wrong will be punished only lightly. Much is required from those to whom much is given, and much more is required from those to whom much more is given." (Luke 12:47-48 NLT)

  • adam looks like a buffer version of beavis

  • wait wait wait wait since when do snakes talk seriously the dumbass was like i have no reason to not trust a snake like wtf we should all wonder why we are here but this is just keeping us back talking snakes my ass

  • @ghosterbuser1212 Welcome to the Bible. Leave all logic near the door.

  • Snake sounded like yoda but better grammar

  • funnest shit i have watched all fucking day

  • Hey, ebolaworld. I know you don't believe any of this stuff, but thanks for putting the subtitles in so that peole know which stuff is quoted from the bible and which stuff is added for comic relief.

    Any other Christians watching this? If so, can anyone else not read through the garden of eden story anymore without thinking of Perelandra or is it just me? Gotta love C. S. Lewis : )

  • eve has nice tits xD

  • I have no reason to distrust the talking snake ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOO

  • Suddenly I don't feel so fabulous...

  • @Beccar217 hahahaha, its hillarious 

  • Seeing this animated really brings it home to how rediclious The Christians idea of life is.

  • @stickydog480 lol at u

  • So you telling me the first people ever made by *GOD*

    Fucked everything up?

    well if god made the first people then why did he make them fucking retards?

    OH! but god loves us OH Yea!

  • so basicaly if you eat from the tree you get high

  • why is the world flat?

  • For me it's a fairytale. For creationist it's a history lesson...

  • @MankindDiary Creationist will be the end of the world...

  • "She brought some fruit over here and was like 'I got some fruits to eat......" ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • Adam and Steve xxD

  • What does Adam say in the end when they are expelled from the garden ? Azz hole or something ?

  • Here's a view... religion is one of the most complex arts that we have invented, beautifully fragile... it all stems from our need to know God, wise humans try to understand his existence and build bridges through spiritual practices evolved since the beginning of existence e.g. Scriptures, rituals, faith... can you really deny that their is a greater force? Is the Bible the truest interpretation of God? I'd like to hear what yous have to think

  • @furiousredemption uh no religion is just retarded, and if you believe in it i feel bad that your wasting your life believing in something that doesn't exist.

  • @furiousredemption I believe in divine power. I'm currently checking out the Bible, I think it's good. I have not read the whole thing though. I was born into a family of church goers if you're wondering.

  • @FinalSmashBrother Thank you for knowing the difference between your and you're.

    Signed-

    The Guardian of Grammar

  • Ye stupid bitch!

  • Thanks for pointing out how faulty these things are.

    I still don't understand how and why people even jerk off to any of it to begin with.

  • "EAT IT ALREADY" ! LMAO

  • " I have no reason to distrust the talking snake" ROFLMAO

  • In other words, naturists are the only ones resolved from sin.