Ask ThatGuy With the Glasses Episode 44

[halfdude]

That Guy finally meets his match

[axehack69]

The video paused to buffer at 7:33 as to say "OH GOD, GET OUT, YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR THIS!!!"

[mrclueuin]

O-O

[eques101]

poor that guy :(

[eastwing329]

I am scared.

[nightchillsxz]

"What happens when you eat yellow snow?"

Watch Jackass the movie. No, seriously, watch the first JA movie. They do that, and it is funny.

[Vanmpir]

i watched this while high

the creepiest thing i've ever seen in my life

[tricksterhuaun]

Oh Sage, you're my second favourite psychopath, the first is Dr. Insano

[krakendude2]

MOAR SAGE PLZ.

Seriously, that guy is hilarious.

[LizaMMX]

When did Ask That Guy kill Sage? Can someone fill me in, please?

[TimothoNuva]

I wonder if Sage is the real author of Cupcakes...

[Batben01]

8 trick-or-treaters were punched in the face, and sodomized.

[beinghumangirl]

mummy

[AnbuKakashi321]

I love it.

[2ndPowPowRyan]

OMG! i got my name after Saint Nicolas!

[FlyingWardogFilms]

After the scene where Sage talks about an abomination and he says "Lost my train of thought", I swear I keep hearing someone saying either "Next one" or "Nice one" in the background. Listen really closely... and having headphones helps.

[LicaWolf]

@FlyingWardogFilms You're right, I can hear it too using headphones.

[sagesaria]

@FlyingWardogFilms Yup, you're right. Whoops XD

[TimothoNuva]

When did he kill Sage?

[JonathanHallShow]

@TimothoNuva It was in one of Sage's own reviews.

[someonewhoplaysgames]

sage reminds me of jack nickolson for some reason...

[BMNicolas]

Man, Sage really does have a morbid sense of humor..... =O

[thatdudeinthehoodie]

@BMNicolas i do too :D

[llllJDOGllll]

There is no escape!

[crocoshocker]

"What would happen if a girl screwed a zombie?"

The penis would break off and get stuck in her vag to decompose. She would try to pull it out but only pieces would come off in her hands. It would attract maggots which would crawl up her vag. Special maggots that eat not only the penis, but her vulva, etc. She'll try to scrape the rotting gunk out to no avail. Her intestines would slip out her vag and anus and her stomach becomes bloated with grubs 'til it bursts. But the sex would never stop.

[jtanton10]

@crocoshocker Sage is that you?

[MrAwsomevidwatcher]

And this is the guy who dressed up like a FUCKING LION!

[TheBloodytoxic]

Does sage have a youtube acount

[iloveGIRsomuch1]

I like Sage answering the questions better then That Guy. He has really awesome thoughts on torture and a sick mind on doing it that I can relate to.

[Rockerbro3371]

6:22 Ok I'm leaving *tries to move to the next but mouse is stuck* the hell must put on lock *see that the lock mouse button is gone* WHAT THE HELL ok um... at least its on pause *Unpauses* Sage: Their is no escape.

[PsycoDirector]

My GF's last name is Sage. Should I be worried?

[Jman92854]

@PsycoDirector Be afraid, be VERY afraid! Uh... or worried. Either way, maybe.

[mothman1997]

@PsycoDirector YES RUN YOU POOR BASTARD RUN AND DON'T LOOK BACK

[TheSpectacularVenom]

WTF

[SuperHappyFunTime009]

I didn't think it was possible that I could love Sage more than I already did, but now I do~

[Advent3546]

5:21-Best question.

[Dustubuni]

Huh. Is Sage related to Annie Wilkes...?

[LizaMMX]

Anyone else want to see the blooper reel for this episode?

[M0VIES4U2]

This is what you people get for writing fan fiction right after you've finished reading a Fabio novel.

[M0VIES4U2]

I'll take a job ThatGuy's bodyguard after this episode!

[skeletonking1234]

4:15 That Guy's face is priceless

[plasnania]

I LOVE SAGE!

[eastwing329]

I am scared. someone hug me.

[basjumper002]

"He harness the power of aborted babies. He's apparently already doing you mom..."

translates to...

"finances that colorado forty days hometown he's already doing among somewhat three beds"

haha what?

[Advent3546]

I'm scared because of the fact my last name is Sage.

[VideogameKitty99]

5:42 that part is SOOO wrong! o.o

[TitanicNeoTyphlosion]

@VideogameKitty99 and thats different from the other jokes ... hoooooow?

[HELLISHWerewolf]

Im scared

[DollDrawings]

When did he kill Sage? :?

[newyy1]

OH GOD PUT THAT AWAY!!!

[kingofburnttoast]

PAIN!!!!

[semimaster83]

Sage: He harnesses the power of aborted babies.

ThatGuy: OH GOD!!!!!

[ShardSpyder]

I love Sage's euphemisms. Like a bratwurst through a Cheerio.

You know this guy is scary if he is creeping out the Ask That Guy.

[NightBladeSpearichu]

@ShardSpyder its scary now because the newer episdes of As that guy, TGWTG gets more fucked up but im afraid to see how more fucked up sage is 0_0

[SuperHappyFunTime009]

You know you're creepy when you're freaking Ask that gut out 0_0

[fat1fared]

that was scariest thing ever seen......sage needs to play a psycho villain in film 0o,,,he was way too convincing in his role o0

[paxtofettel]

PAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIINNNN!!!!!!

[fraur001]

This would happen if TAS Joker meet Heath Ledger's Joker

[104msangel]

this reminds me of my anthropology class when my teacher mention about the baboon called the bitch. appereantly there was this one little baboon where all the other baboons will get it on with him, and, that poor little guy would have to be shave on a regular bases because he would have a thick crusty coat of seaman on his back poor TGWTG

[xXxXVariaxXxXx]

Moonlight Sonata FTW

[Equilibrium2037]

Some people find this disturbing, I find this episode hilarious.

[freddy3911]

@Equilibrium2037 Me too. 7:31-7:44 is the funniest but somewhat disturbing moment in all of Doug's ATGWG videos.

[Timic83amv]

unneeded guest stars are always unwanted :)

[IXArise]

Doug is hilarious in this episode.

[2emma1]

I'm disturbed.

[klavierGavinlover]

I may be Jewish but I <3 Sage.

[GoodFebruarian]

sage = scary guy

[BigNickGK]

FUCK my ungle always calls me sant nick

[Maximillionaire666]

Awesome episode, but I think the "I got better from death" joke is getting old.

[sirmugman]

jews are gready why they have 8 days of preasnts but its crap ones >=)

[gurneyman100]

which episode of atgwtg involves the question can I borrow a cup of sugar?

[sillygrl23]

I love how Sage is the only guy on earth that can out-freak Ask That Guy to the point he is utterly terrified of him. *attends to Ask That Guy holding a police rape kit*

[blank139]

ask that guy needs a secutirty program

[GoodFebruarian]

@blank139 oh yea, he should

[kmanmuscat]

rasist son of a fuck bitch fuck u beacuse jesus was a jew and i am a jew to feg in green shirt didnt fucking plan 911 ass hole i hope you fucking die!!!!!!!! oh yeah my favroit chirmas movie is that to if your the fucking one dying hard!!!!!

[handmiadenofgod]

@kmanmuscat They were... they were all jokes. The humor in this particular series can be a bit offensive, but you have to remember that that is all it is, humor. They don't mean what they are saying.

[hallowedbeeddie]

@handmiadenofgod Also it´s kind of like south park, that makes fun of everything even their own kind so it´s not racist to me. It can be harsh, but you would have to be kind of stupid to take it too seriously. I am latinamerican from Costa Rica, and I never feel bad about jokes to latin americans, and I love south park, even the episode where they make fun of Costa Rica. I actually love that episode lol.

[kmanmuscat]

rasist son of a fuck bitch fuck u beacuse jesus was a jew and i am a jew to feg in green shirt didnt fucking plan 911 ass hole i hope you fucking die!!!!!!!!

[NameTaken1191]

@kmanmuscat Are you... serious? I think I smell a troll.

[sirmugman]

<_<""" *looks on and holds tgwtg*

[twelvgage1984]

WHERE'S ATGWTG 42 & 43????

[twelvgage1984]

EAT SHIT!

[Edfan10]

OK, you should KNOW you're a twisted person when you can make responses even more sick and cracked up than ThatGuy, let alone SCAR him with those responses at the same time.

[Cryogenicmonkey]

On you! :D mittens!

[TahirK1189]

I wont sleep tonight after hearing this

[violetprincessgreen8]

sage is a comeplete sexist for saying all women are black inside. fucking bastard

[Edfan10]

Why do I think that this is Cartman at age 19?

[cartmandesouthpark]

5:40 to 5:50 i almost died laughing

[asxdefterfan]

That is racist!!!

[sillygrl23]

LMAO! I love how freaked out and traumatized he looks when Sage is answering all these questions its like....."Holy fuck I thought I was that bad" XD........and then he gets sodomized. The end..........yes

[jasonthemauler]

@sillygrl23 Hamsterjelly

[sillygrl23]

When did he kill Sage? And what episode was that from, I want to see how that went down.......

[toluron18]

4 people were sodomized by saint nicholas.

[saq78642]

I LOVE THIS XD

[TheKidViciousX]

my god the answers get more twisted and disturbing

[TheAnimegirl309]

RUN FOR ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THIS SCICK TWISTED WORLD RUN FROM THAT DEMENTED MAN!!!!

[Mrcool210]

sage reminds me of jack black

[qrabra]

@Mrcool210 only more fucked up

[104msangel]

@Mrcool210 OMG he does, only more psychotic and funnier

[Dragonaushproduction]

@Mrcool210 yah cept hes white (O SNAP)

[SonicRyan1992]

@Mrcool210 really? he kinda reminded John Candy.

[RHSTUDIOS]

The four dislikes were killed by ask that guy.

[SamhainTheDark]

Wow! ... Sage is completely and totally fucked up in the head! He's all flavors of crazy! It's like he's the guy who inspired Charles Manson to kill Sharon Tate!

[neoman289151]

"He harnesses the power of aborted baby's"

"OH GOD!!!!!"

[tokyopanda13]

God, That Guy's spirit has just been completely broken....

[paxtofettel]

PAAAAAAAAAAIIINNNNN!!!!!

[beinghumangirl]

dose anyone want to just protect TGWTG

[neoman289151]

@beinghumangirl Actually, no... I want to help sage :)

[Angeliclily]

XD Rofl, the views are 12354. Was so close to 12345.

[welcome2shifferland]

3 people are going to have their children aborted by Sage

[sikokiller12]

No! i am not thinking what your thinking

LOL

[animallover2047]

Ask That Guy's facial expressions in this vid are just priceless!

[Angeliclily]

4:51 OAO;;

[OmegaWolfVideos]

Lol I love Sage! XD He's awesome!

[Rabarberpajmumsmums]

Wow. This video sure is creepy...

[wishmastter2]

My favorite episode.

[BISlover544]

What's the best? Askthatguy Sage, Askthatguy Bum, or Askthatguy Nostalgia Critic?

[warvetflippy5]

LOL guy"he harneses the power of aborted babies"

guy with the glasses"OH GOD"

[NightBladeSpearichu]

PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tintor2]

Sage freaked me the fuck out

[UltimateDumeandGwen]

i didn't know That Guy With The Glasses was creeped out by someone similar to him

[vampstudios]

@UltimateDumeandGwen I think it is because he was worse lol

[megahappypinkskitty]

O_O I think I just died inside

[Cloud641]

this is disturbing and hilarious at the same time i love it!

[nexusgundam]

My mind was just violated horribly.

No amount of therapy will make this right.......

[BrianFury5803]

mister personality there mophing into the background, i want him dead

[nerdking731]

I am now holding a funeral for my innocence.

[SpamLizzo]

@nerdking731 Mine told me it loved me then shot itself right in front of me.

[fnorgen]

You'll understand why the Sage is so sick, once you've listened to him read the worst fan fiction ever put on the internet.

[megadanzilla]

PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wr515]

What Episode of Ask That Guy With the Glasses did that other guy first show up in?

[BrokenWind08]

"Once Santa Clause has his candy cane in your mother's stocking, the frosting has never been sweeter" ....Sage sends an icy fear in me that i hav never felt before that shakes me to my core O.O

[soravsseph]

how do oh god...how do snowmen have sex

[gav0253]

bahahaha "like a brotwurst through a cheerio" XD

[tokyopanda13]

poor Guy with Glasses. And he thought -he- was twisted. I was laughing so hard by the end. xD

[Souldevistator666]

sweet jesus xD

[LePhantomessa]

...wow. And here I thought Ask That Guy had issues...

[SpamLizzo]

I would've imagine Snow women would have a slice of folded bologna as a snow vag, or a taco shell.

[PKRockin7]

Sage is annoying. Leave him out of the Ask that guy episodes. Please!

[SethTheArcticFox92]

Bennett Sage FTW

[SpamLizzo]

Is it just me or does Sage seem kinda cute?

[4anilem]

@SpamLizzo Yes, he kinda does.

[Kytseo]

looks like even Ask That Guy has standards to how depraved answers on his show can be

[KwGeagle]

Yes i can handle it, and i go beyond comprehension XD

[kinichichan]

BEST EPISODE EVER!!!!

[linkueiwarroir]

now i see why he attempted to kill him.

PAIIINNNNN!!!!!!

[NameHer]

NC's expressions from 4:10 are priceless xD

[KMxHearts]

I think I'm in love

[HellsCowBoy666]

Sage is so sick he abridged elfen lied. One of the most fucked up ankles of all time and by fucked up I mean fucking awsome

[ROSTAFA]

yo this cat bennett funny as hell son!!!!!!!! he shud replace that guy asap!!!!!!!!!

[daisougen2001]

my god sage is sadistic

[misterjack97]

@daisougen2001 YA GOT THAT RIGHT, BUDDY!

[jwctex14]

Like fitting a brautworst through a cheerio.

[nintendowiids11]

that guy is a mix of 2girls1cup and the NC

[Gjkl345]

When cloned fruits die, do they go to heaven?

Ever heard of Fruit of the Looms? ever heard of the underpants conspiracy, propaganda from every fruit suit, harnessing of the power from the kinetic momentum of sperm cells? Why the Pagan gods accept sacrifices of virgin children each winter solstace?

Anyhow cloned fruits are eaten, digested, then emptied out from bowels. I'm an atheist so this is as far as I go with religious experiences or the concept of reincarnation.

[Gjkl345]

Why do lightbulbs appear everytime I think?

First off, those aren't thoughts. Their outgrown tumors. For example, what do you think are in hotdogs? Its like having a frontal labotomy with no chance of knowing until your a deprived vegatable meagerly existing as a useless pay-off during tax season for your family. I use it as maggot feed. Yes.

Homogenized parasite milk.

Yes.

[Gjkl345]

When I was but a wee little boy, I witnessed many homicides of streetwalkers. For I was Jack the Ripper. Now I know what your thinking, didn't he die? You sir are, DEAD WRONG. So lock up your females and their genitalia mothers and fathers, for I'm in the mood to surgically remove ovaries. What do I do with these you may ask?

Cereal.

Because brand flakes comes with pain.

Yes.

[PsychoRider666]

SAGE have issues!!!

[redwallfan123]

do you see what i see? (askthatguy sucking his thumb in backround) i you make ask that guy scared and freaked out, call 911, hang your self and give millions of dollars to ask that guy. so he can kill more people that ask him questions. yes.

[megasupermatt]

if you make ask that guy cry, you know your  creepy

[ksemaster]

thats just wrong...but funny :D

[gman4325]

......y GOD y!!!!!!!!

[MrProidiot]

i truly like wise sage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[coolrien]

Mittens/smitten

[gman4325]

.......I WONT MY MOMMY!!!

[sonicshadow19961]

lol

[GrandeDC]

CALL 911!

[xXAwsomeManXx]

"OH GOD!"

hahahahaha

[3200MusicSurfer]

wow sage is demented