This is Trve Kvlt Black Metal

[ullbeak]

I like my coffee black, just like my Metal xD

[BlackDemonOfficial]

They sound like beavis and butthead

[XxTriViuMfan98xX]

This is like black metal bevis and butthead lol

[UristMcgee]

Dosen't have enough snow in it or forests. Not Kvlt enough.

[physcocircusfreak99]

That was amazing......

[MorbidMatriarch]

Fucking kvlt. \m/

[cockvaginaballstits]

MY DICK IS BIG!!!!!!

[KCKatheist]

I would've given you an "A" just for the cereal box with the panda on the front. Creative as hell. Satan is laughing his ass off!

[islespatrick]

GRIMMMM

[hellfencer]

Okay, I understand being a metalhead and wanting to parody something that is taken waaaaay too seriously by some fans. Hell, even Abbath makes fun of himself and the genre. I definitely got some laughs out of this. Unfortunately, the drumming is terrible haha :)

I think with a script, this could be pretty entertaining. Sort of a "This is Spinal Tap" of black metal (even though I think there was already one of those a few years back).

[timarmstrong666]

can you make more videos like this please, like one every week, tvrn it into a series

[seherstrange]

hahaha u guys are amazing! this was halarious!

good work lol ^.^

[alexsweeley]

Hah! You guys are amazing.

[themetalman34]

This is great

[themetalman34]

i hear det som en gang var

[Doodorz]

Song at 1:20?

[aubreymh90]

bm nerds

[th3Bl00dfu3l3d]

sorry ro grind too much>>> whats the song at 1:45?

[th3Bl00dfu3l3d]

Whats rhe sonf specificaly at 2:05

[HvisLysetTarOss666]

@th3Bl00dfu3l3d Transilvanian Hunger

[th3Bl00dfu3l3d]

@HvisLysetTarOss666 thanks man, im lovin the name. best album ever!

[HvisLysetTarOss666]

@th3Bl00dfu3l3d Cheers dude! And yeah, it's my favourite. Right after Filosofem.

[Bagas]

10/10

[mario64PKmetalhead]

Somethimes we need to laugh at ourselves a bit and you guys did that perfectly XD cheers

[DaniFilth84]

Great video, you guys rock, or should i say, you guys Black? hahahah

[DaniFilth84]

Great video, you guys rock, or should i say, you guys Black? hahahah

[tart9]

8:31

Looks like a huge bag of weed.

[MorbidAngel2011]

"I started screaming when I was like 1 and half" LOL

[lulztr0n]

Devil horns aren't very black metal....just sayin

[BurningBethlehem]

at 8:32 i thought he was bringin in a big bag of weed at first haha

[FractureTheBand]

The most grim and frostbitten video I have ever seen.

[APPLEAPPS1]

Real trve black metal wouldn't have this many views. Posers.

[FractureTheBand]

@APPLEAPPS1 Way to sound like a fag.

[APPLEAPPS1]

@FractureTheBand you are a poser i only listen to trve fucking BLACK METAL!

[APPLEAPPS1]

@FractureTheBand you are a poser i only listen to trve fucking BLACK METAL!

[Shimunisdying]

i'm from the forest... haha

[Calichick310]

Lmao! With a teddy bear on the drum set. Funny. That be cool, seeing ppl throwin the devil horns! Haha. That would be so funny to find these guys at midnight! Lol.

[Bagas]

cunt-like video

[metalklown]

Its the forest!!!!! BLAHHHHH! hahaha. Love it.

[StraightJacketThrash]

frostys are black metal! hahaha! you guys are fucking hilarious

[KaptnJolly]

Frostbytten JVSTIN Chvurchburning Christraping BIEBER !!!

JOGHURT -KRIIEEEG !!!!

[doommaster66]

this is not kvlt...this is Vber KvlT hahaha

[BucketPukes1969]

america sucks, and redwood city sucks, and you suck cock. 

[YourRoadToHell]

what song is at 1:00? anyone know pl0x?

[doommaster66]

@YourRoadToHell Det som engang Var From Burzum...

[YourRoadToHell]

@DeeKhaVau i remembered like a sec after i posted comment its darkthrone's transilvanian hunger

[darkrainone]

halalaleeleela

halalalalalee

halalalalala

halalalala

[kvjnr5348dcewi]

fagg#t

[melodicmetal83]

@kvjnr5348dcewi Thanks for your insightful criticism!

[kvjnr5348dcewi]

@melodicmetal83

obvious complete wimp.

there is three things in the world of evil :

Satan ( red )

Devil ( various colors usually leading to dominance and devastation )

Lucifer ( black )

...

Your behaviour rather resembles that of Red , like a goblin , a follower and

a wimp, like a whore or a pimp / gangster cirqua a pretender.

Very very weak. It is opposed to the darkside. We don't like it.

[YourRoadToHell]

whats the song at 1:43 sounds extremely familiar but I cannot remember name

[YourRoadToHell]

@YourRoadToHell oh stupid me, Darkthrone- Transilvanian Hunger of course!

[TheGrymFrost]

Frosty's are Black Metal ::Dies::

[nigsallaroundme]

I literately laughed throughout the entire fucking movie hahahaha.

[youfreaker]

just a question where does the kvlt joke come from?

[Necrohorn666]

hahahaha, nice vid guys! Fuckin' KVLT AS FVCK!

[frikkinfreckles]

lol, awesome

[PanamaSabroso]

You need Cornflakes in this vid. Theyre kvlt as fuck.

[Slipnotes]

Ok can someone just PLEAZE list all the songs in the video?

[melodicmetal83]

@Slipnotes I will get on that!

[6669990]

@melodicmetal83 dont

anyone who genuinely listens to BM should know

[fotass]

@Slipnotes det som en gang var by burzum is in there for sure

[bxhodge]

black metal is for pussies

emo music is the most hardcore of all metals for real badasses;p...jk

[randomdude777666]

you guys should seriously make a movie like a proper 1 1/2 hour thatd be fuckin awesome

[melodicmetal83]

@randomdude777666 We will probably never do a full length video but we have considered doing a pt. 2 ;)

[ownedsecret]

what's the song at 1:20 ??

[melodicmetal83]

@ownedsecret the song is called "The Castle of Blackheim" and it's by Diabolical Masquerade.

[ownedsecret]

@melodicmetal83 thankss dude !

[veldmar]

oooooohmffg lol

[gammainn]

I can't stop laughing. I love BM parodies even though I love the music as well.

[TheFeedback]

Great job this was hilarious!

[DaleStrickland]

DARK CHOCOLATE

BLACK COFFEE

AGH!

This video made me laugh so hard. It's unfortunate that your class did not understand the humor. How silly would it of been of me to of been in the class and be the only one laughing!

[tamy3105]

hahahahahahaha LEGENDS!!!!!! hilarious :DDDDDD

[K7Eternal]

haha BLACK COFFEE

bravo

[MagnusBruce]

I can see that people who don't know anything about bm wouldn't find this entertaining.

I liked it though :P

[Gurut2009]

I LOVE black metal but this was pretty damn funny!

[jessejimenez1990]

Haha nice Eligio. :D

[melodicmetal83]

Thanks for your input. I have seen that documentary. I don't think Black Metal is all about Satan. This was just for fun.

[BlackAngel111111]

GRIM AND FROSTBITTEN COOKIES!1

[ownedsecret]

awesome xD

could you tell the songs you used?

[WarSawBlackMetal]

What songs are playing at 1:57 - 2:10, 6:50 - 7:00, and 7:47 - 8:01?

[andreaseggen92]

Haha, this was exellent!

-Greetings from Norway.

[indierickenbacker]

SO FUNNY HAHAH!

[CyberNekkroButcher]

One of the best videos I have seen! sick .. BLACK COFFEE!

[TheUnholyCrosss]

lololz black metal fashion is too silly

[KheftiuAsarButchiu]

That was some funny shit :D

[SiT1986]

Nice songs Burzum, Diabolical Masquerade, Darkthrone, Immortal!! Epic video...

[isamarine]

Hahaha this is really good. Props. Hope your classmates were feeling very uncomfortable haha.

[Razor745]

Wow, this is great. I wouldn't have the balls to record something like this and show it to my teacher. He'd think of me as some sort of a weirdo or a fucked up person.

[Zakura616]

Såtån shøuld be yøur ØNLY influence! Muåhåhå! Bvrzvm søld øvt! He måde møre thån three ålbvms! FØR SHÅÅÅÅÅME!!! FØR SHÅÅÅÅÅME! NØRSK ÅRYSK KVLT BLÅK METÅL! ARRGH! [/randomness]

[Jwats96]

shame on your classmates for not finding this amusing

[goudan00]

its actually HILARIOUS.

favorite line: "im from the montains, im from the forest" "THE FOREST!!!!"

[mr1337ftw]

Oh god, hil-arious!

So TRVE

[BrimstoneLandscapes]

Holy fuck, this is awesome.

[JoelzC]

This is awesome, haha.

I love it!

[iammetalhead123]

This was.... TR00, KVLT BLACK METAL!!!!!!!!

[iammetalhead123]

To be honest, I actually liked your band. Lol.

[Camasdrumline]

You guys are freakin hilarious! That was so tr00. Keep up the good work.

[Ignaciokenpo]

jajajajajajajaa

[melodicmetal83]

Jackson SLSMG

[GnolyMkd]

It really does look like Washburn

[wyankeif1337]

Geniuses at work.

[deathmetalfan91]

hhaa awsome

[Frejalise]

"sort" humor. \m/

[METALTONY2000]

Hahahah very nice

[pancakejamboree]

Frostys ARE black metal

[Bpet18]

8:32 i thought that was a big bag of weed haha..

[shadowlorde]

the way they talk kinda reminds me of beavis and butthead

[varangianguard01]

this actualy made me smile a few times, good job you guys !

[MetalTakeover]

Haha at first I thought this was another BM hate video, but this is funny as hell! Btw, what is the song at 4:48?

[MetalTakeover]

Nevermind, I found the song

[BlackBlackMetalMetal]

lol good video! =)

[Arcanestyledemonlife]

xD very nice...really kult ahah xD

[grindmaggots666]

haha transilvanian hunger in the car =D

awesome \m/

[bonkswa]

Haha, Fucking awesome!

[TheDukeometal]

hahahahahahahaha lol this is maddd who is your influenece....... SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MorbidWinter]

That was fukken awesome! Looked like fun!

[zjq426]

Im getting my frosty....

aaaeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh!!!!!

[tegustajazz]

this deserves to be seen by all black metal fans. 100% win

[EnragedSephiroth]

Crosswalks in a suburbia... very kvlt. Lol.

[Rontrick]

Dude love video.... BLACK METAL!

[cthep]

funny!

though if I didn't know anything about black metal, this would indeed be incredibly stupid XD

[melodicmetal83]

That may be true haha

[ownedsecret]

@melodicmetal83 no, that may be trve! :P

[mustaine14]

Det Som Engang Var!

[purplehazethc]

great album!

[Emmzeepwnzor]

Black metal is my life.

[combomaster666]

we like our coffe just as we like our metal

black

[RichySuarez]

those coffe cups near the end where so BLACK METAL!!!

[DerEngelausWalsum]

Oh your Vid is really Skull fucking Necrotic awesome!

Check out my Band : Livores - Black Metal from Germania

[GeorgeDeadsonTV]

i enjoyed this. I would have given you an A. Its really funny.

[yinzx7]

If only the teacher was Trve lol. I enjoyed it too, great job guys!

[Bananamatic]

This is so KRIEG

[v0scayt]

I must say I thoroughly enjoyed watching this documentary. :')

.... black coffee AAAAGHHH!!

[Choniguysmuler]

WE NEED MORE FUCKIN' BLACK COFFEE!!!!! ... and then after the Transilvanian Hunger ... lovely...

[endoftheline9]

Eligio, what exactly was the assignment?

[melodicmetal83]

To make a creative movie. This was a last minute idea but it worked out nicely.

[endoftheline9]

William = raccoon.

[hardrockerofsoccer]

Mark = Douche Bag

[lakersr8ers]

u had me dying at the satan part. i can tell its u eligio.lol

[hardrockerofsoccer]

THATS SO FUCKING METAL!!!!!!! lol im the ony guy wearing corpsepaint with short hair.

[roberto3592]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA