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  • @chrisstuckmann you are the BIGGEST DICK IVE EVER SEEN AND FOR WAT YOU SAID

  • I LOVE TWILIGHT ITS DE BEST MOVIE EVER

  • dreadful,dreadful. That movie was so painful to watch. It's like an bad writing soap-opera.

    I watched the dvd version of my sister's and I skipped so many scenes, cause they were so cheesy and bad. I never wanna go trough this again.XD

  • my daily news paper gave this movie 5 of 5 and now i hate the reviewer

  • you were thin!

  • I don't hate twilight I just don't like it I hate the fans though and that is completely different.

  • Uaaaau! You look a lot like Tom Cruise on the clip from 'New Moon' !

  • Kristen Stewart is an expresiionless, monotone speaking, mouth-breathing marionette. This movie blows chunks which is a shame, because I actually enjoyed the book...

  • the trailer was better than the film.

  • This movie was GOD AWFUL! Two hours of my life wasted! The books were terrible and the movies are worse!

  • @suntaz82 he has 7 thousand subscribers, how much do you have?

  • @520gleerox go to school and learn the difference between a lie and an opinion

  • Chris Get A Life Your To Stupid To Do Anything Besides Watch These Movies Crying At Home And Lying About On These Videos!

  • The actors are as good as they are ever going to get. Best Twilight yet! Gas chamber are showers... same shit.

  • lmfao girls are just as horny as guys> they just know how to hide it =] thanks for making that clear :>

  • Speaking as a fan, I liked it, but at the same time i can admit that when looking at it in a non-fangirl way, it is not a very good movie. Twilight was terrible compared to the book. I liked New Moon, and Eclipse is my favorite. But Breaking Dawn was way over the top. What works in book form, sometimes just can't work onscreen. A few places that were supposed to be dramatic, I laughed. At least the acting is slowly getting better as the series goes on.

  • what's with the heart beat in that trailer was something badass going to happen at the wedding? but i guess not beause it is twilight.

  • hahahahaha i'm a huge twi-hard but what ou said was really funny,,,everything especialliy about someone always says something really heavy then walks away and slams the door and the montage of sadness LOLLLLLLLL

  • Fetus

  • i love twilight and all of the other films but i dont like this one

  • how is kristen the co-star isnt the story about? bella?

    leakedmovies . biz

  • well i havent seen thi film but alot of people i know male/female like this movie but i think i'll hate it because eclipse pissed me off i mean a vampires neck is snappped off and no fucking blood WTF! Fuck twilight and fuck vampires good video

  • Would be great to just abourt the fetus wouldn't it?

  • I am the only one that actually liked the movie? :(

  • @issierama4427 well probably not tho i fail to realise why...its a movie about giving birth idk why it even has vampires adn werevolves anymore...this is reallly ridiculos why the hell did they make a movie out of that i JUST DON'T GET

  • I am not even going to bother to see this movie. The book itself was so terrible and worse of all the books in the series. And I dint like any other movies as well.

  • you know what? i didnt say that stupid comment if anyone is asking, it was my little sister who loves twilight. so all you people can stop sending ME hate mail. because i didnt even say it in the first place. geez

  • I loved the books, but I definitely agree with you. This movie was terrible - the worst yet. So cheesy!!! I think I laughed once, and only at how stupid they all looked lol

  • I hated the movie the book was my favorite one out of all four and I thought the movie was the worse one

  • @ChrisStuckmann Kudos to you Chris for being real and being able to constructively and pleasantly try and reason with these Twilight fans, but unlike you I'm less reasonable and have little patient, their idiots!

  • I think they should of not changed directors,and yeah some of the lines are cheesy.Thing I disliked was the jumping all over the place with the movie,And I think they could of done more with the movie.Honestly Its Not Good To Change Directors When There Is More Then One Series Just Bad Choice.This one was a bit of a let down......

  • Good review man, it seemed like the movies were getting better as they progressed its too bad this one sucked. Sparkling vampires though we all knew it was coming, why give props to pretty boy latner? His weak voice is his downfall in acting, at most i laugh at his "angry" lines. I liked a few of the fight scenes in previous movies i thought they might be going to a more action based movie as they progressed :(

  • Now that was a good review and funny. I read the books a few months ago and liked them. I never paid to see the movies in theaters though. They put so much hype on this movie I really thought it would have been,better. Maybe I will wait for it to hit redbox...

  • This film had a sex seen where Edward breaks a bed,girls cry over that

  • I really respect you said a few positive things about the film. Although I'll skip it.

  • I couldn't even get through the first half of the first film. If you want to watch a real vampire movie watch the the recent Fright Night, gory, scary, and at times funny. Twilight however, is about watered down "vampires", uninteresting characters, and a snooze worthy plot.

  • Bahahahaha I totally agreed with everything you said in your review. Hit the nail on the head. Terrible terrible script. Half-assed acting. So many cringe-worthy scenes. ARGH! You're also right about the demographic - oh sweet fantasy land of unyielding love that I will never have!!! That's probably why I enjoyed the books... oh geez did I say that out loud? Okay, so how freaky was the scene where she looks like skeleton in the bathroom!? And then her back crunches?! *Shudder* Great review!! 5*

  • @natalie272 Thank you!

  • you are a fricken moron

    Chri i hate you and i love all these movies

  • Dude.......your like....THE MOST AWESOME PERSON EVER =DDDD

  • @baker98745 Did you just cut off the video right after he said that to comment?

  • "i dont think twilight apeals to young girls"

    Then why are the movies so popular? Who is going to see the movies then? ?

    O.o

  • wow.. i really like your comment... what you're saying is 100% correct..i also wonder about the same thing "how can people love this movie?"..

  • Please don't watch part 2 because I'm subscribed to you and I don't want to see a nother video pop up of you wasting your time ranting on a movie we all know you don't like. I personally like twilight. I don't care if anyone thinks I'm stupid but just don't watch the 2nd part. PLEASE!

  • @wannaberckstrs Then don't the review of part II.

  • @DAmicoJohnny even if i dont watch it, it will still show up when i log in. and dont u mean then dont watch the review of part II.

  • @wannaberckstrs yea that's what i meant. just don't click on the video. then everyone wins.

  • @DAmicoJohnny i just feel bad cause he can be reviewing a movie he like better and not wasting his time. we all know he won't like it so.. yeah

  • @wannaberckstrs he reviews other movies he won't like. How is this any different?

  • @WushuKnight19 cause he already knows he won't like it so why waste time. go see a better movie

  • @wannaberckstrs You missed my point. He reviews some other movies that he had low expectations such as Gone and Project. This movie is no different.

  • @WushuKnight19 you missed my point also. he already saw the acting of the cast in the other movies and he hated all of it. my point is that this movie actually is a saga. so he never liked the other ones and he knows he won't like the last one. get me?

  • @wannaberckstrs No! Being a saga has nothing to do with not watching this movie. Especially if you were hoping that this "saga" would improve and giving it a chance. Plus it's his job to review movies like this and he will voice his opinion positively or negatively rather you like it on not. EVERY critic have to do this and if you don't like that, then why do you bother watch this? Let alone force them to not review Part 2 because it would make you feel bad? That childish!

  • @WushuKnight19 dude calm the fuck dawn. it was just my opinion. i never wanted to get anyone mad. you need to learn to agree to disagree because if you want to argue about every little thing, life will suck. and i have nothing against chris. i'm subscribed to him too.

  • The saddest thing for me is that this will make twice as much money as Rise of the Planet of the Apes.

    Somethings not right there.

  • ~I dont get it either....the trailer just looks stupid & now youve confirmed it for me~

    ~I wont be seeing this bloody crappy mess of a movie~

    ~Fantastic review Chris~!

  • @LimeGirl08 Why would I be afraid of giving it a positive review? I showed IN this video that I never bashed the previous films. Let other people have their opinion and move on, it's just a movie.

  • @LimeGirl08 Let's be honest. Twilight fans are psychotic! They only see what they want. A normal person fan or not can distinguish the difference between a good film or bad. There are many series and movies I'm fans of that are poorly executed and I can admit that. Any person with a sense of taste can see that. I hate the Twilight series but I actually liked the first Twilight, but the rest sucked. Even the cast of the movie realize how scrappy and crazy the films are and aloof the fans are.

  • I'm a woman and I dont even like the guys..they are not hot!

  • this whole movie series could seriously be right along with the T.V. shows like vampire diaries.. it could hold it's own on ABC or some shit.. shouldn't be a movie.. shouldn't even have been written. Women watch it for the shirtless guy scenes and the fantasies they will never have, Men... don't watch it.. lol

  • Well, i'm a hater of the twilight series simply because the whole view of vampires, since those books were written, has been extremely lightened, sparkly, emo, vegipires.. Even with True Blood.. don't even get me started.. but come on! This is NOT what a vampire was originally portrayed to be! Bram Stoker is rolling over in his grave. What ever happened to the original, Nasfuratu, or Vlad the Impaler stories (the guy Vlad Dracula, the real life man the stories were based on).. ugh..

  • Twilight are making millions with the idiots...they put robert ,kristen and taylor and a stupid script and everybody goes to see that sh*t...Come on! .Harry Potter is still the best.

  • As much of a fan of twilight as I am I must agree the breaking dawn movie was very boring & unnecessary .There is nothing like the 1st movie though after watching this movie I don't even think I want to waste my time seeing pt 2

  • just watched it. I am a twilight fan since the books, not in a chickfreak sort of way, just a i read the books and enjoyed it so let's see what they did in the film, and let me say it wasn't brilliant. The dialogue was horrible. The music sounded like it belonged in The Lion King, and was the reason most of the film felt cheesy. But some of the scenes (ahem, the ending) was done very well. But yet again it's a movie made to satisfy teen girls. That's my main problem with the Twilight franchise..

  • One more thing I'd like to say is that, yes everyone has their own opinions/likes/dislikes and that's totally ok, but I guess I just have my feelings hurt a bit. This movie actually brought me to tears because I relate to a lot of the emotions of love and being a mother. I guess I just feel like I'm being judged not just as a viewer but as a person because I was actually emotionally moved by this movie that you deem awful. I happen to think I have pretty good taste in movies but... oh well.

  • I think the only part of this review that I have a bit of a problem with is the demographic you feel this movie appeals to. Teenaged girls are a given, but I am an adult who's never read any of the Twilight books and I'm a big fan of the movies. I think this one is the best so far honestly. When I watched this in the theater (given it was at noon on a Tuesday so no teens there) everyone there was an adult and at least half were men (single ones at that) so this movie appeals to everyone I think.

  • 2:50 3:00 Lmao you are awesome man

  • @bamsgirl12345 I think the real fail here is not allowing others to have an opinion.

  • @bamsgirl12345 u know wht's yr problem ashole show us the movie ....

  • @bamsgirl12345 See another crazy unreasonable twihard. You stop watching because he didn't agree with you. WOW! This is why democracy in the states will always fail. If I don't agree with a person I must stop watching! Idiot!

  • @bamsgirl12345 My god this comment is so dumb.

  • Aww man! I'm really disappointed you didn't enjoy the film, but I still respect your review. Some of the flaws you pointed out are completely true. I'm sorry you didn't enjoy it- I was really hoping you were, not just cause of this movie, but cause you seem like a pretty awesome guy and it sucks to hear you didn't like a movie. But as a fan of the books I really loved the film. Thanks for not being a douche bag Twilight hater! Great review once again, Chris :)

  • Personally think all movies sucked but I loved the books. The reason so many ppl gate it is bcuz they didn't read it and watched the crap ass movies. I think the only movie that made my expectations was New Moon. Twilight had to much spinning, eclipse had to many face close ups, and breaking dawn, it explsins itself

  • Also, the soundtracks are awesome. Grammy-worthy. That definitely helps. I honestly don't think I'd like the movies as much without the great music. It makes all the scenes feel more important than they really are. So manipulative. And vampires will always fascinate girls. Even though The Vampire Diaries is way better. But that goes without saying.

  • I respect your opinion and all, and with my being a comic, I should feel the same way, but I'm sorry. I don't. It's definitely a manipulative franchise in every way but it's the sappiest, purest, weirdest, most faux romantic love story that bends me into a pretzel. It's like I'm being entranced by the film in every single one I've seen. I feel I'm entitled to a guilty pleasure and Twilght, the books and movies are it. It's better than Jersey Shore. At least it isn't "real."

  • I shall gladly be Stuckmannized!

  • one girl told me, "ours isn`t as noticeable." 

  • yeah you say you love the books mean while most people say they read the last book and say that it sucked how the hell do you make it into 2 parts if nothing happens this just a joke and it suckes

  • "I know a lot of young females".... chicka chicka yeaaaah.

  • You have to keep in mind that first and foremost the Twilight franchise is based on books. Now, I didn't mind the first three books much. Then Breaking Dawn arrived and it was absolutely the most horrible book I ever read. I mean, I could barely finish it, it was that bad. Since the fans were adamant about the movie following the book by the letter, there was no other way this could have turned out. You can't make a good screenplay based on crap.

  • I'm in China trying to catch up on what's gone on in the U.S. since I've been gone. This Twilight thing is crazy... I don't get the obsession. The movies are absolutely horrible. I found myself hating the actors for the pain they are inflicting upon us. I'd highly recommend watching "How to Be" or listening to Robert P.'s singing if you fall into this rut. It seems like they are talented people with a crappy script. :P Make it end!!!

  • I can see why someone who hadn't read the books wouldn't like the Twilight movies, especially this one I guess. As a movie lover I totally get the criticisms of all the movies. But as someone who fell in love with the books all of the movies are special to me and I get really excited for the next one despite the flaws. Anybody who's loved a movie that they know isn't the best but is special to them in some way can understand maybe.

  • @blairwitch63 i have read all the books and its still the same shit in the movies...well i prefer the first one..the others ..i cant understand why stephenie put sequels to it..especially breaking dawn...seems like she does not know how to end it...yeah its popular for sure but a bad movie..

  • @blairwitch63 or maybe not, I loved the avatar the last airbender series but that movie sucked and I hoped they would kill the sequel rather than destroy what were credible characters.

    I saw the third one and it wasn't bad, it was just really corny and obviously not for my demographic, but this one I also am perplexed. Why do young girls want to watch these two have sex while breaking a headboard and listen to people debate a demon baby that rips its way out of her breaking ribs?

  • @ReconnectTMC ::sigh:: I can't possibly debate any of this with you or anybody else who hasn't read the books. All I'll say is there's way more to it than that. Also it's not a demon baby but half vampire and no human mother can survive which is why they had to turn Bella finally. I'm no young girl by any means and I loved the books and so far I've loved the movies despite their flaws.

  • this movies sucks

  • I'm a teenage girl and I don't like the twilight series. It didn't really appeal to me but it's the fangirls that annoy me sometimes. I have to agree with you in every aspect including the girls can be as horny as a guy. Anyway good review and glad you didn't bash the whole thing.

  • i think the special effects in the movies starting with new moon were sick, and new moon is honestly the only twilight movie i legitimately kind of enjoyed. otherwise, i agree. i hate the screenplay.

  • You're stereotyping Chris. I'm a fan of the books but i have my reservation about many things in the books. Overall, i liked it and they distracted me from depression at a hard time in my life. So i can't hate it. As a fan i still think the movies are terrible by all standards. The screenwriter fails at her job. The director doesn't do his job. And Kristen Stewart bless her is miscast. And the make-up is terrible. I may like the books, but it doesn't mean i flail at the mess Summit calls movies.

  • I just watched the spoof version and half way, I thought I got to see the real Twilight to understand some of the jokes.

    I thought while watching the spoof "Wow, they must be doing word from word in some scenes." but no, the spoof actually had better dialog in some scenes O.o

    Not only that, I was watching the spoof and skipping around parts on the real Twilight and I got mixed up sometimes, watching the real one thinking it was the spoof because of the dialog or music...:/

  • ...IT FUCKING SUCKS, IT SUCKING FUCKS AND I DONT LIKE IT :(

  • @02:58

    Damn straight.

    Ladies: It's OK to say this, we won't mind. It may even get you that man you really want. And no guy with an ounce of sense will mind that you have real urges too.

  • You know, I have to say, when you get mad...

    It is sooooo entertaining.

  • i basically watch the movies because i have read the books the books are better than the movies,but once someone wants to come out with a movie because of a book everyone wants to watch it you can hate on the movies all you want but the books are the best.....i understand why you would dislike breaking dawn....i found myself disliking one of the twilight movies and i love twilight....they make the movies more cheesy than the books & ppl dnt tke the time to read thm

  • Haha. Chris used the word "horny." My day has just been made. :)

  • howd you get the poster chris?

  • the books are better. but u have to understand this the end book so of course people will be yelling at each other. I've read the books way before the movie so maybe it's just that.

  • I'm so glad you commented on the stereotype of men being extremely more sexual then females. I think me and my friends are more dirty with the comments I won't lie but its probably because where a bunch of 15 year old who really don't know anything :P

  • lol taylor lautner was trying his best because he really really sucks at acting

  • I watch the Twilight movies because I enjoy the cheesiness....The humor may be unintentional, but it really makes me laugh.....Basically the movies are so bad that they are good..... :)

  • Chris, your reviews pack more punch and entertainment and actual thought than the entire series has had put into to it. So, now the paradox, WHY ARE YOU NOT MAKING MILLIONS!?!

  • @Fidgerst Haha thanks Fidgerst!

  • @ChrisStuckmann Comedy Central should replace Sport's show with Norm Mcdonald, with a review show......With you as a host.

  • @ChrisStuckmann Have you seen V for Vendetta

  • lmao u were funny in this review bro! good stuff

  • in the beginning how where the collins in the sun i thought they would sparkle and crap?

  • My personal opinion people are better off watching a bootleg version of this movie than waisting their hard earned money and movies, popcorn and soda is expensive these days.

  • 5 TIMES!!!???? THAT IS 5 TIMES TOO MANY!!!!

  • Chris Stuckmann, sexologist.

  • Great review, Chris! The book was very bad, I didn't like it at all, and I'm not surprised the movie reflects this. ><

  • This is what I like about you, man. You don't prejudge movies.

  • Well, Chris, it would be wise not to anger any Twilight fans or they will go apeshit on you and say some ridiculous thing about why it is good. Good review, though. I hope to not see this...at least, for a year.

  • I am a fan of the books, and was excited when the movies began. I was really obsessed with Twilight when the first movie came out, but after that no. I like Eclipse more than New Moon, but Breaking Dawn was SHIT. I actually got mad at everybody because they loved it. Ugh. Billy Burke was great though, as always.

  • THANK YOU as a fan of twilight i couldnt agree more with this review you can watch the whole movie by seeing the trailer. i am no longer a fan of twilight, it was awful

  • This film relied on the music to settle the mood. It failed. There was nothing more to this film than Bella and Edward Kissing. The Film was awful.

  • 5:49-5:57 That line genuinely made me laugh.

  • When this film series began I wasn't a fan of it at all, however when I found out that the person responsible for the screenplays of this films. was a co-executive producer on Dexter I decided what the hell, let's see what she brings to this type of project. she failed in so many ways but I still respect her as a screenplay writer and I'm willing to forgive her. at the end of the day sometimes we write things that we regret later on in life, I am sure she will regret the films

  • "THE FETUS IS NOT COMPATIBLE!" should be a meme

  • Wonder if nuttymadam3575 was screaming in the theaters and crying while watching this crap.... Well I was sort of right lol.

  • haaa raking lawns best title ever

  • I freaking Love Chris Stuckman!

  • i don't like twilight as a whole. i watch because i love the portrayal of edward i can't get enough of that piece of awesome in my eyes anyway.

  • Right fucking on Chris!!! 

  • Launter starred in Abduction...

  • Don't judge me! I actually loved the Twilight and New Moon books when they first came out. However, after the movies came out, I'm not so sure anymore. I haven't visited Twilight in awhile, but I do remember that the books were different/unique back in its time. I hated the last 2 books though. And the movies are even worse. They feel even cheesier than actual cheese.

    So what I'm trying to say is that people make Twilight sound like pure crap when the first 2 books weren't that bad.

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  • I was told that men think about sex 2x a day and women think about it 2x a week.

  • all the movies are bearable to say the least then again their target audience is teenage girls too bad my previous girlfriend took me to see them. Now the movies may be bearable but their fans are just terrible.

  • this movie is oscar worthy....for shitty movie of the year

  • good one @0:30.

  • 3:58 You just had sex... how the FUCK is that impossible?

  • "good parts of this film. I got a mission impossible 4 poster." i laughed like hell at that haha

  • SKIN ON SKIN, LET THE LOVE BEGIN!!!!!!

  • This is why I love your reviews =]

  • Dear Chris, thank you for being the most honest reviewer I have ever watched.

    ~A fan

  • "they just know how to hide it" - words of wisdom

  • I am just a normal youtuber who likes to make movies...but I am pretty sure I could write a better book AND script than these movies are!!!

  • Lets HOPE TO GOD THAT THIS SERIES N.E.V.E.R GETS REBOOTED!!!

  • that was a really good review. you always do great but this was good becuase you dont hate just to hate.

  • The Twilight Saga: Making Yawns

  • @tblackjacks1 The Toilet Crapper: Breaking Wind.

  • i cant hate tayler..he is shark boy for crying out load how can any one hate him!

  • @tblackjacks1 ...Part 1 !!

  • 25% rotten

    3.8 on IMDB

    T

    yeah chris the movie SUX

  • Oh it's a well known fact that no one hates Twilight more than Robert Pattinson

  • Was expecting a review this positive! But great one Chris!

  • I don't have a strong hatred towards Twilight fangirls either, and I don't see why anyone should look down on one's opinion of films like these. That being said, I really hope that fetus eats its way through Bella in the next film. Girls can fantasize, and so can I.

  • @connorsoldvideos I dont like any of the twlight movies either But my sister in law does i could care less i dont judge her for what movies she likes Just like no one should . Oh and not just girls like twlight . But people shoulden insult others just cause they like a movie someone hates .

  • Im just hoping it doesnt surpass DH Part 2 cash flow! Which it wont! : P

  • @Army1601 exactly! (or even DHp1 for that matter!)

  • raking lawns is fucking EXHILARATING

  • Who's Billy Boid? Do you mean "Billy Burke" the man who plays Bella's father in these movies?

  • you were honest that's all i ask form my reviewers great job

  • One of my favorite quotes of all time: on the demographic of Twilight, "young females who are going to be looking for some kind of mystical romance thats never going to happen in real life in which some guy will whisk them away, up to the mountains, and have some sort of fantasy, that will never happen, thats never real, to fulfill the desire inside them to have some kind of forbidden love that will never happen"

    Thank you Chris!

  • team stuckmann rules!!!!!!

  • Man, I feel like raking the lawn now

  • Team Edward - NOPE

    Team Jacob - NOPE

    Team Stuckmann - Hellz yeah!!!

  • Screw this film. I would give it an F- for failing. This, BUCKY LARSON, JACK & JILL, and NEVER SAY NEVER are this year's worst films.