COPS FROM THE FUTURE!! and also its mah birffdayy :)

[whoisburgz]

win for desktop users :)

[WorkinProgressGirls]

56 is old. I'm 16

[shenson1336]

60 is old

[chibigrunt]

I'm 18... I don't think 24-30 is OLD...

[sl1pg8r]

Old? 35. Wait... I'm 35. Shit...

[LotsOfLolz4Eva]

50 is old. nuff said, youre far away from that age.

[nlgiebel]

26 IS OLD

[shelbieish]

38 means youre officially old

[CapitainThunder]

Old is like 40

[laaseia]

I'm also 15 and 59 is my old

[laaseia]

Were like 11 or 10 yrs and 2 days apart! I've found yet another sagitarius that I like. Yeah!

[townetimber123]

I'm 14, and old to me is when you are 70. By the way we are 12 years and 7 days apart.

[ihgdamT]

did any ne else see the note at the bottom of the screen at 0.55

[MarkoWorko]

I'm your age. We're old.

[floridachik2]

50 or 60? I'm 14

[IWorshipAsians]

sperm cells grow back fast and even fizzy drinks (lilt) can kill them so it really not that important

[Nicolettasimmons]

Like 40 is hella old and I'm 21.

[MrMinistryMan]

Old is completely subjective to the age that you are, however, more importantly, "responsible" completely depends on how willing you are to do the work required to study, understand the world, develop knowledge, and be humble enough to admit that you don't know some things.

[iwillneverhavealife]

My mom says that old is ten years older than you are but I have a different mindset. When you hit 70, you are old, but only kind of old. In reality, it's really how old you act/feel that makes you old. By the way, I am college age.

[soccrgrl25]

I consider anyone over 25 old.

...

This just got awkward.

[Toughcookie2134]

I'm gonna underwealm your faces off. That made my year =P

[KanzWillRuleTheWorld]

@sxephil

i love you soooo much now(no homo)!

you play skyrim!!

[animalolz]

crazy that he's 26. swear he looks 18

[321StardustMusic]

You're "old" whenever you've crossed the bridge from "in the dark" to maturity, compassion, and understanding.

It doesn't have a fixed age.

You could be 12, or you could be 80

[MrBowdallen]

@321StardustMusic I like your comment, I'm 15 but i have a mindset that is more mature then most 15 year olds, i hate when parents or adults treat me differently

[huangzhizhou]

80.

I'm 18.

[Martin121221]

55 is when you're not middle aged and you're old

[Sabstah8D]

probably 38

[sages10]

5 is old and im 907.

[CoolPurpleCrayon98]

your old

[pony9437]

dis many

[thatgoetzkid]

roflcopters

[UnicornsAndShit11997]

OMG LOVE SKYRIM!!! its awsome, you are an awsome person

[785tight]

You know what Idk? ask my headstone

[hamo0od505]

0:53

rofl

[loudtrout]

those cop camera license place recognition has been in use in the UK since 2006

[227gamerman]

WHY U NO LIKE HALO????!!!!!????!!!!!

[saxybandgeek1]

Happy late birthday :)

[manfromthemindtwo]

60 and Im 13

[Pugrock98]

What ever age my paraents are is Old.

[MBSuzie]

40 and im 14 :)

[5randomx]

when your old enough to comprehend things others can't

[sfcwinkle2]

0:55 HAHAHA but true



[ha396546]

Pause at 0:55...LOL word up

[dasikora0822]

36 I'm 16

[shumen4u]

40



[HaloReachPictures]

I followed his age instruction thing. I took an arrow to the knee. :( I'm gonna play some

Skyrim now.

[verbalwarfare2]

old is an attitude, or old is anything 15yrs older than you

[Chubbs9738]

What's up with all the apple spamming...

[Davidportilloprometh]

Whatever age it is that decide you just don't give a fuck what people think of you... I'm seventeen and I've been old for ten years... Sonny boy!

[mesmoran1]

I'm 13 I consider 26 old sorry man

[Thermon4dk]

@mesmoran1 it is completely normal, double your own age and you got "old", that is until you get past 38...!

[DJAntroy]

I'm 6 And 69 is old

[dustinhiatt67]

Really, we only get old when we let ourselves do so.

[0RedTree0]

I consider 40 to be old. I'm 16

[deadbride08]

Old is 75+ given the mi d has not caught up to THE body. I apologize for the typo, ipad touch screens dissagree with me. Btw im 18. Not that it matters...0.o

[deadbride08]

Old is 75+ given that the mind has not caught up to tje

[NeutralBanana]

Old is 147 1/2 years old is old. I am 139 years old.

[Mr1ceeds]

25 year olds are old!!

[hobofam]

i think old is around 55+ and im 14

[pwnyourface99]

I am 11 and I think that 50-60 is old

[lolrofllol13]

I'm 14, I think "old" is 40-50+ . . .

[Paduna18]

Favorite vid.

[GuitarPlayer96100]

after 50 also im 15

[TheChuckxyz]

Skyrim,sushi,sex very good list

[CallSignLikeke]

55 or over is mildly old. That's when the women's be done with menopause for sure and if nurtured properly through that period (no pun intended) they will come out feisty vixen cougars. But, I'm only 23 so maybe I'm still too optimistic.

[SuperSammigirl16]

50+ is old and i am 17.

[MrTMONEY7919]

30 and im 19 lol

[EPICTUBER28]

I use a riot shield it's boss bro I'll clikity clack the dislike but not the like

[TheOmarale25]

Mw3

[murph6308]

After looking at some of the comments I gotta be one of your oldest viewers at 27! Man do I feel old...Hahaha! Happy belated buddy! And you're not old untill 40.

[CaptainElm0]

Im 13, and old is about 60-70

[dude4444411]

when your gray hair is too visible

[M16RESTRECTED]

LMFAO at 54 in

Dont like people knowing how much porn i watch

[TheJohnnyFox1]

your mattie idea reminds me of the return of fps russia

[cltn123456789]

Like once ur in 8 th grade

[d3adpenguin]

at like 14

[gabriels2613]

Im 23 goin on 24 my girlfriend has two kids that i love and take care of so i kinda feel like im 50 lol. but i personally think the old age is like mid 40's because you start lookin it unless you got magical youngness!

[NicolaiGlar]

Damn, I can click on like only ONCE?

[SK4MM3R]

At :54 nice one Maddi (bottom right corner)

[ripstikfreek]

i'd say any age. 2 years OLD. 28 years OLD. 13 years OLD

[stouvensjv]

I ate a bagel

[99imh]

happy birffdayy =)

[Marzanda]

Your birthday is the say after mine! Sweet! :D

[wangxuerui]

30? i guess

[just2smooth4uGaming]

0:55 lol

[bakester17]

Must he ur Gamertag.

[MrJa1l]

14, 35

[Mortician247]

Happy bday Phil. Age is as old as u feel

[kemey1494]

For some reason, for me, 27 was a really weird age to turn. I don't know why really, it just felt weird that I had been alive for 27 years. And you're not old till you're dead.

[fearmetak]

holy shit im sitting next to my router. im gonna go save my balls and turn off my laptop and sit on the other side of the house

[DamnDudeWTH]

40 is old

[hugsnkizzez]

i love love love love love youu phill

this video just made youu 100x sexier

cuz u care about charity ;3

[magicmarcos1]

Shut up redneck just SHUT UP

[399159]

Old is a time when you stop

Looking for something to improve one self or give up in learning in 15

[ddjibbs]

Sneaky at 0:55, phil.

[waterheart12]

60 is old and i am 14 :)

[TriadAgone]

In New York they have had the cameras that scan plates for a long time. I am Canadian, but travel to the states often and happened to have a tire fall off right next to a police officer who had pulled someone over. He said the reason they pulled them over was while driving past them their camera picked up their license plate and something showed up on their computer.

[Raziel078]

starcraft II requires a server check in to play and earn achievements, so suck it murder phil

[TheMysteryKitty]

I'm pretty young and i just like to annoy my mom about being old. She just turned 40 but just to make fun of her i say 21 is fine, but 21 is just old! not trying to be mean or anything.....

[FROGGIE114411]

I'm 14 and I consider 65+ old partially because my parents are 50

[MixMasterNightShayd]

I am 15, but I think 50 is old cause you have completed half a century and most likely experienced the world go through at least one semi-apocalyptic time of crisis. Which would leave you old enough to tell your respective grandchildren about how hard life was before Iphones and 4G

[cindefckinrellab]

I think 37 is old and I am 24, but then again, when I was 16 I thought 27 was old...so we'll see how I feel in another ten years or so

[sephkurai]

I don't get it. That's a horrible study because they didn't test people who had a laptop on their laps WITHOUT downloading anything. Everyone knows that sperm are very selective about temperature. Lap top temperature is probably not preferable.

[PATTYmanCEASARx]

make your day even better, play Skyrim WHILE having sex :D

[rayraytheawesome]

Ur old at 30, so ur good for 4 more years. I'm 14 in 2 months! XD

[TheSarahDuquette]

Haha! God made Ikea tables for a reason!

[chanelleybelley]

22 you are old hehe... IM 15 and a 1/2 (the half counts when you're young)

[rgplmr1000]

Whoooo skyrim and sex

[ForthcomingMisery]

is all in the head. as soon as ya say ur old. ur right.

[emmakinzy1991]

30 is old i'm 20.

[RandalWestin]

@hydroslf

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[BenevolentlyMe]

*late response* but old is the age you are when your first child turns 5, if you have no children, you will never be old... lucky basturds D:< (24yrs of person, 1 year of being old)

[meganmcpeanutbutter1]

Old is anyone older than me. :)

[SkateboardingForGod]

im 14... old is always 15 years older than u ur age

[rnagic]

"old" is probably for me, someone who has been around my mother's mother era and my mom's era and the start of my era. Thats old. I'm 14 and... I'd say age doesn't really matter, but experience does, and being older you would have more chances to gain such experience. Don't pick me either I stopped playing games. I just like to comment :D.

[bambi12099]

Skyrim+Sushi=AWESOME. I'm under 18, so I won't say anything about the sex part...

[bambi12099]

Thumbs up if you paused at 0:55 to read xD

[iGoLast]

@HilariaTesoro does it really work or does it send a virus to your email address

[waterbaby2122]

Why don't I ever see the links below you always talk about?

[XCVstudios]

Thumbs if you got kinda shockt about the wi-fi thingie

[BelovedBitterSea]

I'd probably have to say that 40 is when "old" starts but it's more like old lite where you can still pass yourself off as a younger person. Then 60 is solid old but nothing too bad. 80+ is SERIOUS old. I'm 26 now, so we'll see how my perspective changes with time.

[TheHotsaucekiller]

i always knew Phil was murderer he makes me die of laughter on a daily basis

[flyboy248]

QOTD: 105 years is maybe old

[ThenIEatedIt]

But we love Matty ):

[xmmh]

I don't like that new police equipment. It reminds of "Little Brother" by Cory Doctorow where the government cracked down on everything in San Francisco after a terrorist attack. People were regularly stopped after leaving work due to "irregular" traffic patterns and minors were held for weeks without parent notification

[jhkgyg098]

@xmmh oh my god that is so ture i've been reading the book and you are right and then were all fucked~

[N30Nchiken]

Old is past 60in my opinion..

[alfredorockz]

Quire

[TheITZJimmy]

@alfredorockz Excuse me but did you attempt to spell the word, "queer?"

[extratrestrial731]

I'm thirteen and I think sixty (my dads age) is old.

My brother is nineteen and he says "two thousand and eleven now go away."

...

[tamiiforever]

I'm 12 and concider 99 and 364 days old..

[VonWulfhaussen]

I think ur not old till u are 70 and I am 15

[GolDx696]

im 13

[hebrokh]

How do I get this Fuckin thing off my phone!

[AltFreak25]

20 l'll be 21 in 6 months tho l can pass for older and have been mistaken for older for several years now also sometimes l feel 60 years old between my bad back and trembling hands

[miker4all]

120

[ohmygadilovebananas]

17 years old, and 40 is old

[nicholasrulz]

I am 11 and I consider 40 old

[chubrok77]

umm age depends on your mentality to me. for example i know this guy thats like 60 something maybe more yet acts young and is fucking awesome. other than that maybe like 40 ish is around old age

[Smudge4C]

"Old" has always been my age + 4 years. So at the moment, 27 is old (you're safe, Phil!)

[hunterceltic]

you get old when you have to think about having sex or watching tv

[wsmiteh]

good fucking video to watch with your laptop on your lap in bed...

[Argonisgema]

@wsmiteh mine is on my stomach .

[DevineXgamers]

@wsmiteh me too :(

[Runningrebels32]

Haha I like the comment in the middle of the video saying *I don't like how people knowing how much porn I watch* tooo funny =3

[thehaloofthesun]

Holy shit!! Older than PhillyD!! By two months....Anyways, happy birthday

[VoldyRoss]

You're a wise man Phil. . . My best friend is 7 months younger than me yet I've probably learned more about life from him than anyone else. . .

[moneshmahtani]

4 is so old

[bossmanRYD3R]

I HAVE YOUR CUP!

[mmmmmmm419]

I think 47 is getting old, I'm 14

[Domingo0022IWAY]

Old man xD

[iRyno21]

I saw one of those Motorola things in a cop car the other day..........the funny thing was that he was looking at that in front of those, so wouldn't that be considered a distraction? Just saying, nuff said.

[Matthiaswagg]

I think that 45 is old

Im 549

[caterhamtv]

Phil finaly grows a mustache

[toocool4usernames]

well we do make 300-500million sperm a day, so does it really matter? is it like cancerous?

[Switzrific]

Skyrim, Sushi and Sex at 26? I don't know, Phil. You're older than me, and you seem to be doing something right.

[GrimKronix]

And you have just been philed in full of shit.

[MrAmlo123]

old is the second before you die anything before that is young.

[dylanward0201]

I think 64 that OLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDD

[OneLanrutcon]

Saw text flash up so paused & searched for the split second it showed up.

0:55

Fucking lol xD