ZombieLand Rules

[megamanboy333]

0:00 - 0:18 Rule #1 - Cardio

If you`re fat you aint `gettin no where from a zombie!

[DoubleTapper556]

I can't wait.

[Kylemccormick1]

That woman in the black and white dress failed by shooting the 1st Zombie in the chest. Always go for the head when fighting one.

[joeslickback]

poor fat bastard

[spotty953]

I'm already ready for it!!! In fit skinny small fast and know how to use a gun and am a great driver haha I can't wait imma be the Tallahassee guy!!!! Wooohooo!!!! #WINNING!!!! Got these rules and some of my own!!!

[bloodyell158]

john c reilly the guy from step brothers is on 1:04...

not the guy takin a dump, the zombie

[Madgollumfan360]

@Xx3nunbutsxx3 AND THE WINNER OF THE "MOST LIKELY TO DIE DURING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE AWARD" IS...

[Xx3numnutsxx3]

Pfff thes rules are gay THESE are the real rules

1 have lots and lots of ammo

2 get one of your most favorite gun in the world

3 pack some grenades

Last 4 KILL SOME MUTHA FUCKING ZOMBIES :)

[TheGenuineChristian]

I never got to see how this movie ends. =/

Watch a full movie about zombies: watch?v=rVS4rU-0Urs

[f91843]

ENJOY THE LITTLE THINGS!!!!!!!!

[gybnxi]

Rule#4: In a last stand, always go down as a badass; Ak-47 in hand and a weed cigar.

[tazerbomba888]

if a zombie apocaliypse happend I would kill all the zombies i can kill

[dreicuna431]

when this happens on my school and my crush is beside me, i wouldn't even care for her and just survive this zombie apocalypse. hahaha XD

[commandoknife29]

i wont be modest at all i dont think i could ever survive the zombie apocalypse

[TheHalo3killer1]

I really felt bad for the cardio guy :'(

[Razzle162]

If a zombie invasion ever occurs, im totally following these rules...

[619Kieran619]

After 2 hours of searching i finnaly found a good one...i love you man!

[TheMasterOfBen]

Sad zombie girls sad.

[wow2h85]

0:41.. everytime i watch this video and hear that High pitch noise i keep thinking for some reason my microwave is going off *headphones*

[deletedlunatic]

one rule that guarantee survival STAY VIRGIN

[LowestofheDead]

Toilet zombie at 1:06 is John C Reilly:

imdb.com/name/nm0000604/

[therealmario9]

poor fat bastard..

[TheGmanSk81]

it would be awesome to be in a zombie invasion

[brotherbandit]

@TheGmanSk81 um...no

[ppp9922]

this movie always makes me want a zombie invasion...

[doomaga1]

Thanks to this movie and nazi zombies. I am now prepared to face a zombie apocolypse.

[LuiG0001]

kill all sons-of-bitches that's my official instructions

[leashie353]

i am never getting a happy meal again

[coolfarts114]

This movie is the best ever

[onemariobro]

Someone was a human happy meal

[f1forlife]

after watching this movie, everytime i hit the gym the first thing i do is cardio because of rule number one lol

[mario64k]

poor fat bastard !

[newblife]

press 9 for fun

[Goukaboy]

The guy saying the rules sounds like blu from rio

Could be the same guy though

[RWJFTW98]

@Goukaboy  it is

[soeren123456]

There is more rules then that later in the movie

[ro589]

this is by far more usefull than a year in school

[subplastic]

remember kids, this is based on a true story....

[amir1781]

Boomer Zombie!! Yuckish!! So many rules and so many excitement about zombies!! Yuckish!! :-@

[nicknikki1991]

One of the rules:

Avoid Strip Clubs. I love the rules Double Tap, Beware of Bathrooms, Check the Backseat, Seatbelts and Buddy System.

[cop7000]

that 1 dislike was from that fat guy

[xbix22]

the little girls in my neighborhood are already f*ed up little monsters so no more carpool

[87Conner]

@str8razer007 That is the power of zombieland dude.

[wow2h85]

haha... im ready!

[dawhistler1]

Poor fat bastard lol.

[nicknikki1991]

@dawhistler1 That explains Boomer type zombies xDD

[1999CODfan]

run fatty run!

[SickBritKid]

I was kinda sad at the part where the woman had to run...

[kueykuey369]

@SickBritKid well if your fucking daughter want to kill you an eat you like a human happy meal you wont wait for him, well i wont ah and i will put a seatbelt

[SickBritKid]

@kueykuey369

I know. It was just sad, though. I felt sorry for the woman.

[nickismindbullets]

Is this what's gonna happen tomorrow?

[MrShannonite]

Can I have a rule 34 on rule 34?

[MrKartos1]

oh man.. im going first..

[airin6ixxx]

@MrKartos1 Im so sorry you are a fatty, dude. maybe hit a gym? jk... jk lol

[MrKartos1]

@airin6ixxx I'm not a fatty, just don't run much, too lazy D:

[lightbluebecka]

This is my favourite movie ever!

[YouAskIDrum]

you missed for whom the bell tolls off :(

[NenadMikovic96]

WOW I got 80 likes ! Thank you people !

[alfe060606]

and then started the bells.. i was in the cinema on this movie i was like: :OOO METALLICA!:D

[jacklockhartlockhart]

@TheGrumold i have already read that and memorised it my friend

[SombreroKing100]

1 person became a human happy meal

[Iruka1991]

@SombreroKing100 jaja this coment should be at the top

[yoshii3240]

@SombreroKing100 the other person got caught with their pants down

[brotherbandit]

@SombreroKing100 make that two people

[tjhanlon1]

@SombreroKing100 2 people

[alakazam4849]

@SombreroKing100 someone else forgot to double tap!

[Kylemccormick1]

@SombreroKing100 No. 3 people became human happy meals.

[sephiroth8261]

0:48 FAIL-O LOLOLOLOLOL

[aweinster2]

poor fat basterd

[MrCorneel]

twinky

[runescapefunnyvid]

Cardio lmfao.

[shmurray19]

I wish this movie showed the Eddie van halen zombie they were talking about

[xXZayzeXx]

rule number 1: cardio LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[sxfn15]

so...........anyone up for call of duty zombies?

[shadowcresent6]

dude: can a guy take a dumper in peace? zombie: NO!!!!

[blackaxedragon123]

whats cardio?

[thecoolman6790]

What's rule #5

[maevealleine]

im getting in shape, DAMMIT!!!!

[random5495]

WHERE ARE YOU YOU SPONGY YELLOW DELICIOS BASTARDS!

[mrtherad]

i brather die like the last rule then being bitten

[OhNinja95]

Thumbs down for thumbs Up

[ovidiu9412]

wow a video with no thumbs down :D

the trolls were eaten by zombies.

[Rotukaproductions]

Hahaha I really want to see this movie it looks fun!!!!! :D

[SunSatlON]

bah you forget the best one :(

Rule #32. Enjoy the little things

[familydylan1]

1:06 Isn't that the guy in the movie "School Of Rock"?

[looP53up]

theres also 'check the back seats',' limber up', 'enjoy the little things', and 'dont be a hero' which was later changed to 'be a hero'

[nvn007]

Rule number one.. Time to lose weight

[JackReaper123]

does mila kunis comes out in this movie as a zombie?

[TheThehitman63124]

poor fat basterd lol

[blizzyo1]

what happened to rule #32 enjoy the little thing?

[gurgleflep]

@blizzyo1 it wasn't a part of the video segment at the beginning

[thenightturtle]

if the little girls are fucked up little monsters well maybe its time to stop driving car pull

[thenightturtle]

human happy meal

[thenightturtle]

poor fat bastard

[OneDollarWalrus]

Seatbelts. Another poor fat bastard

[SuperFranco20]

this is ftw, i love zombieland

[Geomegamario]

first rule is so damn true! poor fat bastard xDDD

[euphoniumguy9]

I like the whole intro and the part with bill Murray

[Mariofart56]

I mean zombieland is the best movie I know

[Mariofart56]

Zombie is the best movie I know.

[TheBigWhiteGun]

This moron is forgetting the important rule of "shooting them in the head!"

[MikovicNenad]

I have watched the movie 3 times and i'm going to watch it again...Anyone else can watch this movie a lot of times???Thumbs up lol

[TheChaosCorp]

@MikovicNenad I watched this film 5 times in the space of a week. NO JOKE. I love this film.

[MikovicNenad]

@TheChaosCorp lol i love it very much to.....

[MansonFreak]

@MikovicNenad seen it about 10 times :) never gets old

[MikovicNenad]

@MansonFreak Lol you\re right...

[SailorJ95]

@MikovicNenad saw it 5 times

[gonnhaze]

@MikovicNenad I've seen it 9 times, and going for the 10 :D

[MikovicNenad]

@gonnhaze Nice....Best movie ever...

[WolfWhoLikesGreenDay]

@gonnhaze me too XD

[TearzNPsycho509]

@MikovicNenad Hell yea, this movies was badass!!!! :D

[trixzzor1]

@MikovicNenad i watched also 3 times :D

[OwsumGreenPink]

@MikovicNenad I'll never get tired of watching this a lot of time either...

[friztag06]

@MikovicNenad I watched this movie not just 3 times now...

more than 20 I guess...

there was a day that I watched it three times in a row...given...I was baked out on one point and drunk on the other.hahahaha!

[JohnTheKiller11]

@MikovicNenad ha watched it 10!

[nevonja]

@MikovicNenad i watch this movie every night... i swear i even have a shortcut of it on my desktop

[cappiman2pointoh]

@MikovicNenad 20 times in total :D

[str8razer007]

@MikovicNenad I took my fiance, who HATES horror movies, to go see it in the theater... she laughed so hard she almost peed herself. Now we watch it about once every 2-3 months and I have her playing left 4 dead.

[GretaNemiga]

@MikovicNenad

i have watched this movie 16 times.. :DDDDDDDDD

[ninjafreak209]

thumbs up for zombirland 2

[GirlHeroBoyZero]

Metallica - For Whom the Bell Tolls, gotta love the old Metallica

[PoisoningMyHeart]

Woulda...

Coulda...

Shoulda...

[MrGboy111]

at least that girl who got in a crash went to heven and not to zombies

[TheChaosCorp]

@MrGboy111 A film comprised of the entire population of America becoming zombies.. and you think about if their victims go to 'heven'?

[kimi495]

when the zombies eat you... do you die and become a 'human happy meal' or do you become a zombie too?

[Chase1002clubpenguin]

@kimi495 both.

[TheChaosCorp]

@kimi495 If the zombie get's you but you get away, your a zombie. If you don't get away, your dead.

[kimi495]

@TheChaosCorp ohhh... thanks!

[HazmaTeam007]

he forgot rule number five travel with at least one other person

[JudeandDuncanLuver]

1:06 isn't that the guy at the gas station that Witchita tricked? (The engagement ring)

[Mandyandashton000]

@JudeandDuncanLuver yes

[JudeandDuncanLuver]

@Mandyandashton000 Okay...so he gets killed by a zombie in a bathroom...then he's human again, working at a gas station??

[Mandyandashton000]

@JudeandDuncanLuver no its a flashback

[lordoYYH255]

@JudeandDuncanLuver that was a flashback dude, that should've been obvious

[JudeandDuncanLuver]

@lordoYYH255 Okay. I know. Thank you for the pointless comment.

[lordoYYH255]

@JudeandDuncanLuver You sounded clueless so i decided to fill you in. You don't have to sound like a dick about it

[aduciato]

@JudeandDuncanLuver yeah

[SFGiantsRockMySocks]

@JudeandDuncanLuver Dont work at Gas Stations! l0l

[gonnhaze]

@JudeandDuncanLuver Yes, it's him lol

[Kansutachi]

@JudeandDuncanLuver yeah it is hahaha "cant a guy take a dumper in peace" XD

[GamerUnleashed]

@JudeandDuncanLuver Indeed it is. After watching the movie, it's strange how he survived to get to a bathroom.

[NewEraBoy11]

@JudeandDuncanLuver Yeah. That happened in the present time. The time when Witchika tricked him, was going back in the past. Before 'Zombieland' happened.

[vTooLegiTv]

@JudeandDuncanLuver Yes

[QBazed]

Weird that the double tap is Rule #2 here

and #4 in the rule by rule clips

[LoveLightsPeace]

It is so funny, most of these rules should be a no brainer and in current use by all.

[nmgh101]

i can list 3 reasons why america will be the first to go. mc. donalds, burger king, and kfc

[AWickedMind]

@nmgh101 - I can list three reasons England might go with us: fish, chips, pies.

[nmgh101]

@AWickedMind u know, chips a a fancy name for fries

[AWickedMind]

@nmgh101 - Yup. I'm on the up & up with that. I'm just saying that there are other countries besides the U.S. that eat fattening junk foods. Deep fried fish & fries served with mayo-based tartar sauce and street vendor meat pies loaded with gravy are British staples, and is that really any better than American burgers & fries or pizza? And hey, Germans love their pork knuckle, sausages, and strudel. Then we've got all those French pastries and cream/butter based sauces... the list goes on.

[lxranes]

@nmgh101 u are 100% correct... and we are the only country with escalators too fat to take the stairs haha

[nmgh101]

1:16 my fave clip

[daftpunkrulerfan1]

ISnt the guy at 1:04 the guy who got scammed by Wichita?

[oblivionrules1211]

@daftpunkrulerfan1 i think so now that you mention it....

[gooberrific12]

"human happy meal"...very funny

[FutureDiva24]

The first rule is so tru! Thats why people become zombie food if they are fat

[bedrock555]

IF THE GIRLS IN UR NEIGHBORHOOD HAVE BECOME FUCKED UP LITTLE MONSTERS.....WELL MAYBE ITS TIME TO STOP CAR POOLING..LMFAO ROFL

[beerbeerman101]

seetbelts laff becuz it s funny

[max42777]

....there goes amarica!!! lol

[ToxicB3AST]

Its for whom the bells toll by metallica

[Shigazane]

lol... Poor fat bastard.

[WarconNet]

there is no song on the backround

[Chase1002clubpenguin]

@WarconNet dont friking cry about it

[pepeluyaka]

song name please????