Now Son Don't Touch That Cactus

[epicwinface]

24 people touched that cactus

[TheSkullcandygirl123]

press 2 them watch the video :D

[SDChargerFan16]

Me: Now, Lady Gaga, don't make another song!

Lady Gaga: Just dance!

Me: You're dead to me!

[XxGothSpikeXx]

Now SpongeBob don't touch that crappy paddy

*eats it*

WTF DID I JUST SAY!

[KylonIsSoSexy]

Press 2 Then Watch

[flaqui62]

Is it you're dead to me or you're dead timmy? xD

[halofan807]

24 people thought that the dislike bar was how to post there comment

[TheHauntedScream]

You're*

[DarKNess7341]

Dad cactus: now son, don't magically gravitate that kid towards you

*magically gravitates kid towards cactus*

Dad cactus:YOUR DEAD TO ME!

[kidcurry36]

now son dont tuch that nuke BOOOOOM your dead to me

[SomeSprites]

some guy:now cartoon network don't make a shiti anime

cartoon network:maked a great anime

some guy:YOUR FRIEND TO ME! >:( YAY>:(

[cookie1749]

me: now i like trains guy dont say "i like trains"

i like trains guy: i like trains

me: your dead to me

*we both get hit by a train

[cookie1749]

now mother dont give birth

*gives birth*

your dead to me

[Link17935]

Me:Now cartoon network don't make another shity show.

C.N.:*Uploads Secret Mountain Fort Awsome*

Me:Your dead to me.......

[ELO1706]

es super

[MrFried52]

Press 7 for Your dead to me. press 2 for touch that cactus press 5 for *son sticks to cactus*

[theotherguy245689]

YOUR DEAD TIMMY

[mjs5515]

now son watch out for arrows

(son takes an arrow to the knee)

YOUR DEAD TO ME

[KTRandom123]

he didnt touch the cactus, the cactus touched him!!

[Mayann550]

re:

me: Now commenters don't make this joke anymore

commenters: *post post post*

me: you're dead to me...

[ExtremeStraightEdge]

HE DIDNT TOUCH IT! HE JUMPED ON IT!

[mrscookiestar]

Me : now justin bieber dont sing "baby" cuz i hate it..

Justin bieber : *sing*

Me : UR DEAD TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!..

Hahaha XD

[Deiony123]

Now people, don't make this joke old!

-reads top comments-

YOUR DEAD TO ME!

[004antman]

cactus dad: now son don't magnetically attract that boy

cactus:*magnetically attracts the boy*

cactus dad:YOU'RE DEAD TO ME!!!!

[fzerowipeoutlover]

That cactus is a child magnet. :)

[Gravityharer782]

beenthere1that: now gravityharer782 dont steal my video

me/gravityharer782: (steals video)

beenthere1that: YOU'RE DEAD TO ME!!!

[ChrisTheBrony]

Funny cause of Satan

[TheInsanityGame]

Funny Steps:

-Finish the Video

-Change the language to Espanol

-Wait till the "You're dead to me" part is coming

-Pause it

-Look at the LIKE Bar

-ME GUSTA !

[Gaaraoftheonetails]

Tomska:now don't steal my video

beenthere1that:*steals*

Tomska: your dead to me!

[humansarepeople2]

Your dead to me!!!

[HuggableSpongebob]

Hey dude! Don't throw that kitty!

*throws kitty*

No I'm allergic to adorable-ness!

*dies*

[mifmofmifmof]

Dad: "Now son, dont touch that cactus!"

Son: -wooop-

Dad: "Your dead to me!!!"

[Willindor]

Me: Hey buddy don't watch that show.

Buddy: *Watches MLP*

Me: YOU'RE DEAD TO ME!

[zombies400]

your dead to me haha

[MrPEEP2121]

Me: Now you 17 people, don't click that dislike button!

17 people: *clicks dislike button*

Me: Your dead to me.

(All of you dislikers, Hit 8 on your keyboard!

[hghghgtotsmezzz]

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[haze354]

TOMSKA: now beenthere dont post my video

beenthere: *posts video*

TOMSKA: YOUR DEAD TO ME

[ilovecandy817]

how can the boy touch the cactus if he did not?

[Animeartistlord123]

re:

me:now nobody press that dislike bar :)

17 People: *presses it*

Me:YOU'RE DEAD TO ME!!

[MrPandaPancakes]

@Animeartistlord123 Now they're dead to everyone because I murdered them with a jackhammer . 8D

[Shellshock39]

17 people touched the cactus

[legoboy12370]

now son dont click that didlike button.... your dead to me thumbs up if that was the best 6 seconds of your life

[awesomelycool1234567]

Me: Now mom, don't buy anymore healthy food!

Mom: *Buys Strawberries*

Me: YOU'RE DEAD TO ME!

Mom: BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!!!!

[MsSwagCat1]

hahahaha!!! UR DEAD TO ME!!

[RedDeadRedemption93]

dad: dont watch justin bieber on tv.

(son watches him)

dad: u are dead to me!

[gwarriorfromhell]

TomSka: Now YouTube, don't repost this clip

beenthere1that: (reposts clip on own channel)

TomSka: You're dead to me!!!!

[MineCrafterWithin]

Dad: Now son, don't get drunk!

Son: *Gets drunk*

Dad: Your dead to me!

Mom: BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ssj4gohangokusonic]

the dad: now son don't touch that cactus!

(the boy magnetically is upside down on cactus)

the dad:you dead to me.

[MrThegenie20]

funny stuff-"The Group" likes it

[smasher640]

hold one its a cool beat

[tharailwaydra]

me: now u.s. govenrment, dont pass the sopa law

u.s. government: *passes sopa law*

me:UR DEAD TO ME. >:I

[gamergirl22816]

@tharailwaydra  Did they pass sopa?! I havnt been watching the news much latly so i wasnt sure...

[tharailwaydra]

@gamergirl22816  i dont think so. i think its dead... for now. lamar smith is acting like such a lil kid who's trying to get what he wants and so far is trying to pass two OTHER laws (pipa and acta) which is believed that acta is FAR worse than sopa/pipa combined.

but as far as im guessing. i think there all dead for now......

[KADEREL]

@tharailwaydra lol and did sopa pipa and acta pass?

[tharailwaydra]

@KADEREL i dont think so.. i think its pretty much dead.

[KADEREL]

@tharailwaydra oh ok thanks :3

[TaylorSwiftFan2229]

@tharailwaydra whats the sopa law

[tharailwaydra]

@TaylorSwiftFan2229 sopa is Stop Online Piracy Act: censoring (erase) any websites that have copyrighted stuff on it. such as: google, youtube, wikipedia, newgrounds, deviantart, facebook, twitter, ect.....

[TaylorSwiftFan2229]

@tharailwaydra ohhhh thx

[LooneyPony]

@tharailwaydra They Us government was dead to me from the start XD

[tharailwaydra]

@LooneyPony same here.

[mary123481]

press 4 really fast and see wat he says

[MrDeathma]

press 2 he says touch it xD thumps up if you agree he says touch it

[kfwk1]

press 1 and then play

[kittycatlover34570]

YOUR DEAD TO ME

*SHOOTS*

OMG WHAT DID I JUST DO!?!?!?

I LIKE TRAINS!

:3

[princesscelestia1]

ME GUSTA!

[MysticalRhythms]

Cactus Dad: Now son, don't magically attract that kid.

*son magically attracts kid*

Cactus Dad: YOUR DEAD TO ME

[forcefan1211]

@MysticalRhythms your icon is... magically attracting...

[TheAlchemist7771]

forever disowned

[xSaRaHx790]

Man: Now children don't break the gla-

rebecca black and justin beiber sings and breaks glass

Man YOUR DEAD TO MEE.

[bubbleboss1022]

I know this whole thing by heart.

[ss4gokuhghg]

@bubbleboss1022 yea well i know how to punch you salad

[Willindor]

Me: Now son, don't watch mlp.

Son: *watches mlp*

Me: YOU'RE DEAD TO ME!

[SuperCopX]

^^

[Xxxawesomeangelkitty]

Now son, don't click that favourite button

*clicks it*

YOUR DEAD TO ME!

[bellaxarelys1324]

but he didnt touch the cactus,the cactus is magical,

it touched him :3

[bieberle4]

@bellaxarelys1324 u make it sound like the cactus is a catholic priest

[bellaxarelys1324]

@bieberle4 xD yeah I realized that after I re-read it and it was too late.( already posted) I meant: The cactus has magical powers :3 (something like that) lol

[TheInsanityGame]

DAD: Now son don't touch that cactus

KID : i like trains

[365darkangel]

he didnt just touch the atus by he even did a backflip into it

[sonicsoup888]

i used to touch cacti untill i took an arrow to the kn....

(takes arrow to knee) Dammit!!!!!!!!!

[spidermanrules90210]

now son don't press the dislike button

*son presses dislike button*

your dead to me

[paperleche]

now son don't touch lady gaga * sticks to lady gaga* your dead to me lady gaga ughh get off me

[eeveelution07]

the cactus did that on purpose

[LRaye007]

bro:dont punch your freinds me:*punches freinds*

[krazydelaney]

My friend did that to me at school...

NEVER TOUCH THE CACTUS DX

[TheYogNautCole]

Your dead to me!

[kristenweber31]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahah this video is funny

[TheSamyboy23]

Press 2 for touch that cactus

[SoLSn1p3r]

Me: Now son, don't go trying to copy the top comment

Son: *copies top comment*

Me: Your dead to me

[Mariofan79]

whats with all the comments that are ralated to the video?

[ti6onator]

Me:Dont touch this friend!

(friend is touching this)

Me:You are dead to me!!!

[bratztvgirl]

Friend: Now, Lauren, don't buy Halo, it sucks!

(Buys Halo)

Friend: Your dead to me >:0

[TheBambam2371]

now fifteen people dont dislike

15 people dislike

your dead to me

[LuigiDrankMyKoolAid]

@sonicmariodk this is so stupid... but i love your mom deeply so i wont do anything about it.

[TheTheskullbreaker]

Dad:now son don't set the baby on fire

Me:*sets baby on fire*

Dad:your dead to me }:L

[LSMegaProduction]

My life explained in 6 seconds

[MrWarioman64]

Now viewers, don't touch the dislike button!

FIFTEEN PEOPLE ARE DEAD TO ME!

[DIEPOTATO323]

@MrWarioman64 u mean 16

[laneybanna]

Me:now friend don't post another video about your cat!

Friend:(posts cat video)

Me:YOUR DEAD TO ME

[beymaster115]

i was dead to someone then i took an arrow to the knee

[SniprSimmons]

cheese magicaly attracts mice all the time problem is mice eat cheese

[trollmanjoe]

15 people are dead to me

[silvershadow001]

HOLD DOWN 2 FOR MICE HAVING SEX :D

[VideoShufflerLee]

Now son dont post stupid comments :3

kid: posts stupid comment

me: YOUR dead to me O.o

[dueces123love123it]

do i sense a new troll face?

[GrovyleXShinyCelebi]

My CoD fanboy/friend: Now GrovyleXShinyCelebi, don't buy Battlefield 3.

Me: *buys Battlefield 3*

Friend: YOU'RE DEAD TO ME!!! >:C

[SamandNickROCK]

@GrovyleXShinyCelebi

[valorform123]

@GrovyleXShinyCelebi BF3 is better than MW3, i have both and i barely touch MW3

[TownsendV228]

@GrovyleXShinyCelebi COD is shit.

[kingrichardesquireth]

if you prees 4 then 3 you get more tits

[2001ALS2008]

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

[PaulMcCartneyNP]

press 3 and then 4.

Bipolar...

[SilhouetteJudas]

Now Youtube don't go into an even shittier layout...

*goes into an even shittier layout*

YOU'RE DEAD TO ME >:(

[everyonesepic]

press 4 over and over really fast and he says "or"

[fritoman1966]

XD Awsome

[beccaLPS10]

XD Awsome!

[A7XminecraftRS]

15 people touched the cactus



[ticochihuachua]

Your dead to me dislikers

[thomaje68]

That Defies To The Law Of Gravity. This May Not Happen This Way

[bieberle4]

ponify is the best thing to happen to my computer

[mogseth]

to all the dislikers, press 4

[TheKillroy2001]

''Now son don't steal Tomska's video.''

*beenthere1that steals video*

''YOU'RE DEAD TO ME'"

[TheEpicGamez]

"Now arrow don't go into that man's knee." *goes into knee* "You're DEAD to me."

[Hthealmightyofhyrule]

woozworld joke because they always change everythin too much

now woozworld don't change anything

(woozworld creates woozin)

your DEAD to me



[ChuckTestas]

(Offscreen)

Cactus: Now son don't magnetically attract kids

*attracts*

Catcus: You're dead to me D:<

[Krelinos]

Cactus - Ponies

Kid - Me

Dad - My Friends

[TheTimberWolfie]

Day 9. All the others are dead. It's been a week and a half. I still havent found SwaggieGaming's comment.

[blackandredrose100]

@TheTimberWolfie lol

[qwertyyuiope]

Now beenthere1that, don't steal Tomska's video.

*beenthere1that takes vid

YOU'RE DEAD TO ME.

[thehornssgs]

15 people touched the cactus

[Allie41814]

(ಠ益ಠ ) (ಠ益ಠ ) (ಠ益ಠ ) the wonderful copy and paste

[Allie41814]

like if u liked swaggiegamings face

[sapphirto]

people used to be dead to me then i took an arrow to the knee

[TheRealRainbowDash10]

what in the flying fladoodle fluttershy fuck is this?!?!??!?!?!

[AstronautMoose]

0:05 matches Swaggiegaming's comment's face o.O

[TheMarvelousDC]

Now son, don't touch that cactus!

I AM your cactus!

You are are chair, darling.

I can dream, Harold!

Aw! *dies*

EVERYONE CAN MIX!

[2001ALS2008]

Now bitch, make me a sammich

*Bitch doesn't make sammich

You're Dead To Me. ಠ益ಠ

ಠ益ಠ

[wapperott]

tomska: now Beenthere dont steal this video

beenthere1that: *steals video*

tomska: (ಠ益ಠ ) YOURE DEAD TO ME!

[verac564]

Y U NO LIEIK Y0UT0B3 L4Y0UT(ಠ益ಠ )

[280tms]

WHAT....THE....FUUUUUUUUUUCK

[mwDUDE2]

Now YouTube don't create more horrible Memes

*this video*

YOU'RE DEAD TO ME

[Batmanrulz4288ROBLOX]

Now Joey, don't become my sandwich.

*Joey becomes sandwich*

YOU'RE DEAD TO ME

[drmario711]

tom:now been, don't steal that video

*steals video*

tom:YOUR DEAD TO ME

[MissGeorgiex1]

Facebook don't change everything.

-Facebook changes everything.

YOU'RE DEAD TO ME.

[51spongebobfan]

Now son dont touch that bomb YOURE DEAD TO YOURSELF

[MissSummerWhite]

Dad: Don't touch that pie!

Me: Ok. *touch*

Dad: YOU'RE DEAD TO ME!

[TheChik28]

A Six Second Video Is This Popular?

[4321zombieslayer]

14 people touched that cactus

[skater99897]

dont punch that salad

(punches salad)

YOU'RE DEAD TO ME

[dontforgetme1651435]

Larger cautus: Now, son, don't magnetically atrract that kid.

Smaller cactus: *does*

Larger cactus: You're dead to me...

[MultiSonicRules]

You're dead to me.

[LiveLaughOneLove]

Thumbs up for the dads voice.

[safaribabes123]

i touched i cactus... it hurt

[TheVioletDobbins]

Press 4 for Tigger

[YorkieGirlForever1]

if u press 4 when the dads face comes up all mad he says tig-or XD

[hakimjoy44]

12 people touched the cautus....YOU ARE DEAD TO ME!!!!!!