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  • ok wait for it .....HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHA­HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH..HA

  • would you look at that, besides from all the floods, fires, volcanoes, earthquakes, hurricanes, and illnesses...at least god made sure we can hold a banana!

  • Of course God exists, he is Chuck Norris!

  • God may have created the first plant...but evolution made the banana.

  • Yeh,try to grap the guy's banana next to you.it would even match in your hand even better.

  • I love this argument. He made me believe even more

  • @893097011 Cant tell if joking...you realize bananas were mutations that were hand cultivated by man right? Every banana is genetically identical and harvested by man...modern desert banana would go extinct if it werent for us.

  • @893097011 Thats sarcasam, right?

  • If you want evidence that God exists, or are interested in 9/11 search Jonathan Cahn 1 - Harbinger the Warning, on youtube here.

  • NO ONE KNOWS HOW THIS PLANET WAS CREATED , AND IM PRETTY SURE ITS NOT SOME SPIRITS THAT CAME OUT OF NO WHERE. ...

  • @reym613 of course it's not the spirit! God made everything. The universe is a fine-tuned complex, perfect, stunning, structural design, and a design had a designer, therefore God is the designer of the universe.

  • If you take a really big banana (he may need a smaller one). Bite the end off then suck out the banana keeping the skin intact (important) you have a non slip self lubricated biodegradable sex toy that holds your seed so you won't spill it proving God designed bananas for masterbation. Amen.

  • roflcopter.. OMFG what an idiot.

  • ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!! What a fucking moron! At least this gave me a good laugh!

  • fucking idiot.

  • Funny that the biggest banana-consumers on this planet are actually apes..so God would act more rationally if he would adjust the banana to the hand for instance of a chimpanzee..well that explains maybe why the banana fits so perfect in our hand, too :D :D :D :D :D :D :D stupid guy!!!!!!!!

  • Its called plant breeding fuck dumbass. Bananas weren't meant for humans. They had seeds and do not look anything like the bananas we have now. We breeded banana palms so that they would produce bananas edible for humans.

  • I'm confused...Is this guy trying to explain that God really exists, or is he trying to demonstrate how the banana is like a cOck? my pecker has a non slip surface (unless lube is applied)...The contents don't squirt in the face (unless desired)...it sits gracefully in the human hand...and it's just the right shape for the human mouth.

  • "i'ts nice and chewy!"

    what kinda banana's are you eating.. ?

  • "Just the right shape for the human mouth."

    Gays have been making the same argument for years about something else that fits quite perfectly in your hand, yet you constantly deny it.

  • People are still using this as a viable argument?

  • my penis is too big for my hand to go around is it a sign from god not to masturbate?

    really need to know this for future situations

  • I just lost a little more faith in our currently failing race. The way these guys present the banana seems to give more support to natural selection, given other primates love of this particular fruit. Another buulshit leap of imagination proving only ignorance.

  • Sunday is the holy day to worship the Christian sun god, Jesus Christ. Christian tradition in general, represent motifs from older astrotheology and solar mythology, specifically reflecting legends and myths regarding the sun gods of antiquity.

    Psalms 84:11 

    For the LORD God is a sun and shield

  • Doesn't this just prove we were monkeys???

  • That was SO painful to watch! No one told this guy his description bordered on the obscene? NO ONE??? lolol "...so the contents don't squirt out." Un-REAL! Even good ole' B.A.C. Kirk Cameron had trouble keeping it together on this one.

  • lol. wtf?

  • ray and kirk.. 2 huge IDIOTS

  • this is just ridiculous

  • prick! he neds 2 get l8 o w8 he has 2 w8 till he is marryed like

  • *tries this method on a coconut*

  • The banana that he holds was made by genetists hahaha. Its funny he doesn't even know enough to know that what he is holding is man made.

  • Look up the term "organic banana". I think those things look pretty similar to what Ray Comfort is holding right now. Yes, geneticists have developed the banana. But the general structure of the banana has not changed.

    Unless, of course, you can link me to substantial evidence that humans actually did genetically alter the structure of the banana to make it more convenient?

  • Check out the plantian. Structure is different simular but different. Which is to be expected.

  • wtf,we can hold a banana and that means we're evolved?is that an explanation, who found this shit. the retard students of Yeswecan university.

  • I didn't realize people could be so dumb and boast about it. The absurdity of his argument is laughable, and he did not research how humans developed the banana.

  • Humans developed the banana?  Please, do link me.

  • this brings backs sex education i had in grade nine

  • LOLLLLLLLLLLL NICE!!!!

  • whaha xD funny

  • Are you kidding me? This vid is so dumb.

  • Perhaps the Banana trees that were more ergonomically fit for primates are the only ones we know about becaues the other species of bananas died off because they were'nt so erconomically shaped. So therefore the classic banana exists because humans and other primates ate them and spread the seeds through leavings, as is the function of fruit, and thus making these certain types of bananas much more common. My hypothesis is based on sound theory and the man's in the video is based on mythology.

  • Food will never prove creation. Ever.

    Say it Kirk, "I am a false prophet, and God is a superstition."

    Again.

  • I'm confused (well, not really...figure of speech) I thought Christians did not believe in evolution, that we came from monkeys, yet here they are giving an example. Bananas are directly associated to chimps and monkeys as a primary food source, so if a banana is designed ideally for human hands but is primarily consumed by chimps what does that mean? .........that we are related to chimps. They are actually giving example that evolution does exist.

  • It means that people AND monkeys like bananas, lol

  • lol it sounded like he was talking about my penis

  • oh...my...god. taking this guys theory of how the bananna is so 'easy' to use we should surely be able to apply to every other type of fruit/nut/meat we consume. i cant see how god made a coconut easy to eat?! damn things take a year 2 get in2, a water melon dsnt fit nicely into one hand and dosn't peel very easily, peeling an orange is a pain in the arse and a cow isnt very ergonomically designed now is it! so mate next time you try some pathetic theory for prooving ur god, try thinking first.

  • Shut up already, I'm sick of people. nice video

  • you think the apes eat as humans humans handle differently like this video says

  • Bananas are not proof there is a god, bananas are simply proof of evolution. Apes hands are also perfectly formed for eating a banana.

    As Albert Einstein put it

    "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

    MAKE UP YOUR OWN MIND!

  • And God made it for the apes to.

  • If you do some research Musaceae family moths primarily eat them in the wild. (and yes...monkeys)

    most Modern bananas (as with most modern fruit in grocery stores) are hybrids though...made seedless, sweeter, disease resistant and what not...

    So HE'S HOLDING A PRODUCT OF MAN'S DESIGN through our knownledge of genetic alteration.

    Not god's design.

    a Plantain looks nearly identical to a banana...yet you need a knife to peel them...

    ...PWNED

  • You know that the banana got to be the way it is because it bred (as in, evolution) by HUMANS?

    Kirk Cameron sucks. His arguments for god's existance suck ass.

  • Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."Albert Einstein"

  • This is indeed not a joke. Proof of god is in a banana.... not really.

  • They also make good dildos

  • He doesn't mention how that banana was most likely genetically engineered to be perfect for humans...

  • HAHAHA!!!!

  • PRAISE THE BANANA!

  • im sold

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  • If this is true then why are pineapples so complicated??? hmmm?

  • i'm a Christian, hope this was a joke lol

  • Now if this is true and "God" created banana's for specifically for humans... then why aren't banana's found everywhere where human live? Also it just further proves that they were made just right for apes which was our original form before evolving into humans.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHA

    This is lame!

  • Out of ALL the dumb fuck believers in christianity, this has to b the dumbest pair of fuckers of them all! Is this real??? R they serious??? I am truly insulted by this prick.

  • jesus is more believable than your big big bang theory lmao nothing exploded into everything what kind of a dumb ass would believe that

  • When you bother looking into the Big Bang theory instead of PRETENDING to know what u r talking about, come back & we'll have discuss it. Until then, take your ignorant, uneducated comments & keep them to yourself. I am interested to know however, what exactly you do believe in. Do u really claim to be a Christian?? :/

  • jesus is more believable?? lol if you turn ur mind off, No one said that the big bang theory is fact, hence THEORY. Christian's claim god creating the earth to be fact, When this make's no sence whatsoever considering any basic law of science. Someone would have to be on some serious crazy pill's to truly believe a great GOD created the universe based around just us.

  • What's sad is how ppl question God's existence because all they see is war and suffering. Clearly, if they've read Matthew 24:6-14, that thought shouldn't even cross their minds, ppl really are missing the big picture here. The prophecies written thousands of years ago are fulfilling themselves to show the entire world that the one who says "I AM" IS. Seek him while you can, because it's a terrible thing to fall under the wrath of he who is judging in all righteousness and justice.

  • then why arnt all fruits that shape?? lets all cheer for evolution!

  • How the fuck is this idea supposed to be applied to things like grapefruits, onions, coconuts etc?

    This is priceless comedy.

  • Oh please! You gotta do better than THAT TO CONVINCE ME.

  • "The atheist nightmare"

    I will probably be sleeping with the lights on because of that fucking banana.

  • Please research wild bananas, they are not the shape we see now.

    Humans have spent 100's of years selecting and breeding bananas for the shape they are now.

    God did none of it you fools.

  • Humans didn't create the f'n banana u moron.

  • actually they cultivated bananas to be like that.

  • if by "they" you mean "God", and if by "God" you mean "people"

  • Wow, now you proved god exists, good job, but according to your theory there's only 1 of 2 possibilities since other fruits don't fit into that hand like that and they're not easy to open or w/e like pineapple or watermelons:

    1- All other fruits than banana's were made by someone else than god.

    2- Men aren't supposed to eat anything than banana cause it's the only thing made specially for them while the rest is made for something else...yeah imagine life with banana only, good job.

  • this is hilarious , true though , very true good job .

  • Now let me tell you how I know God is there. Darwin admitted that his theory would be wrong if one or more animals wouldn't be evolving and that we wouldn't continue to evolve. Both are true. And how did a chunk of algae in the ocean create male and female of every animal, and our conscience of right and wrong? It had to be somebody that had a conscience. Survey says: God!!! Ding!Ding!Ding!

  • You are clearly blinded by the limitations of human kind.

  • You know it could take hundreds if not thousands of years to evolve into something that could be used as proof for evolution. Just because humans haven't evolved much yet doesn't mean they won't. You're just blinded by the propaganda that the church teaches you.

  • lol bannanas have evolved to be eaten becuase thats how they spread seeds. that banana was also bread by people lol

  • WAT AN IDIOT- Pineapples are a bitch to try and eat so where was gods logic there you morons

  • so we are only supposed to eat bannanas what about nuts food thats hard to get to did god think up that?

  • thanks for giving me another way to prove evolution.

  • the only reason a bannana is like that is because it addapted to it's inviorment. thats proves he was wrong and evelution is real

  • Know what's funny? This guy needs to look up where bananas come from. WE BREED THEM TO BE THAT SIZE AND SHAPE. In the wild they're way different.

  • my dick fits perfectly into my hand...yet god says i shouldnt masturbate.

  • lopsided has a point. with his dick.

  • Is this guy seriously trying to convince us that humans and bananas are made for each other? I think that deserves a "WTF?!"

  • Maybe it was meant for a monkey?

  • ... i really couldnt tell with that guy beside him smiling, was this guy serious or was he being satirical... because thats retarded and can be proved by evolution, Rather than the banana changed to fit us. We changed to fit the banana thats why it fits our hand so well... or it could just be a coincidence. Either way it doesnt prove god it proves that bananas fit our hands

  • Now do that same experiment with a watermelon.

  • is his hand perfectly designed to fit the dildo that he shoves up his own arse?

  • These two should have their own comedy sketch~ It's hilarious!!!~ Behold the atheists nightmare! L:O:L...

    A cross between Monty Python and the Office!

  • I like what Danz123...said. It makes a lot more sense. But i do believe in God. Though i dont call "it" the that. i call it "The All". People tend to take God as one entity. It isnt something that we could talk to or see. It is something that is within us not something that is outside of us watching us or somethin silly like that.

  • god is not within his creation but rather sees and hears everything.

  • ive got no respect for atheists. cause they so ungreatful. they will go to hell when their short span of time alocated to them on this earth ends. they deny reality

  • Lol yeah you continue to beleive that well go to hell.. But hell dosent exist does it?

  • whether

    we cannot see hell or heaven but we belive it exists because the scriptures revealed to us tell us so and we have been able to rationaly confirm the validity of these scriptures through the use of the mind. please read the quran friend. with an open mind- cause if u poure water on an upside sown glass u will never get a glass of water. and draw ur own conclusions. confirmer of the truth. pop into ur local mosque

  • FUCK YOU!!

  • it is a fcat that people who swear have nothing constructive to say.

  • It's just the right shape for the mouth?

    I know something else that's just right for a mouth with that shape...

  • God isn't real, wanna know how I know he ain't real?

    The bible is written by Romans. God is artificial and cannot be made into a real being. God is just a name. If aliens came to our planet, they would speak a completely differnent language. God is the name for very very lucky events. But he cannot exist as a divine being. They need someone for help and stuff like that, so they make up someone and ask him for help. He is just an imaginary friend.

  • now does that theory prove all of the predictions made by the Bible

  • And on the ignorant comment of disproving the existence of God as suggested by Bobsmack: you cant disprove the existence of God, just like you cant disprove the existance of Zeus, Posieden, the Tooth Fairy, and George Bush... you need to watch some Richard Dawkins...check out his vids

  • Yes this theory might work for a bannana Ray Comfort...but what about nettles, roses, and small furry animals, and a whole bunch of other things that DO NOT fit comfortably into the human hand...NOTE, my penis also fits into my hand but doesnt have a ringpull on it!

  • It's sad that Christians have resorted to using bananas to prove the existence of god. Have they gone bananas :p

    Is the bible(s) not enough to prove the existence of god? Too contradicting and confusing? Maybe the Quran instead?

  • hmm??? I cant believe the bible says this, psalms:137:9

  • this bitch is so dumb. The banana in his hand is the product of selective breeding, when original bananas (wild ones) are virtually inedible, tough to peel and have seeds in the flesh. I hate Bible-Thumpers.

  • A good point about the bananas. A very bad example from this guy, but he was trying to make a point. Calling him a 'dumb-bitch' is extremely mature. How about you post a video showing why God DOESN'T exist. Good luck with that. You'll find your theory full of holes and conjecture as well. Interesting, hmm?

  • wtf, how does a banana have anything to do with god, listen everyone, i really dont think god exists anymore becuz it seems bullshit lies to get you to give up your money.

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