Dr. Shine and Dee-Dee - The Complete Intro

[King0ne]

Thank you for leading me to this Neogaf.

[Arrowdodger]

Doctor Shine is Starscream?

[servo66]

My Rabbi can only turn into FJ-2 Fury......

[R193L1]

jesus=airforce1

[Marshillboy]

You gotta hear the spirit and led it lead you in order to keep your sunchips.

[xmodrock]

now this is church

[anacostia73]

the Bible states that no one should forsake the assembly of your brethren - this is why one should receive clear guidance from Holy Spirit about what church and who to sit under to guard your soul. I truly dont think God will hold you accountable if you unfortunately find yourself under a hyprocrisy teaching without you knowing. Even for myself, it is our obligation to know the Living Word line upon line and precept upon precept so that hopefully no one would fall into such a trap.

[tophercub]

The man is going to jail because he lied to the IRS during bankruptcy proceedings. He has hid millions of dollars and claimed that he was indigent all the while living in a million dollar home and driving expensive cars. Do not go to a church when the Pastor's name is on the deed to any property. He is a first rate scam artist.

[VJ13able]

whata crack head

[italianscool]

I like the Van Halen intro that they use lol. thats from the song Right now

[yadredle]

This thing needs to be on Blu-Ray or 3D!!!! I'll be the first in line to get this!!!!

[wisdumcube]

This is magical.

[juwug]

A tiny Tom Cruise lives inside them, playing beach volleyball.

[Moosepie89]

All Autobots go to heaven.

[piepuppy89]

did he obstruct court proceedings by turning into a jet and flying out the window

[servo66]

Dr. Shine is probably off to do some black ops.....

[RyvernRaigon]

0:52 ....oh goddammit i lmao so hard x'D, i even shouted out loud" WHAT THE FUCK!!?" not sure if everyone outside heard me lol.

[TenWhoWereTaken]

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! AMERICA.

[opusrideshoot]

Michael Bay called him to be in the new Transformers movie after seeing this video.

[6happydude3]

Except ye be as an F-14, ye shall in no way enter into the Kingdom of Heaven!

[o3mediapromo]

He and his wife are no longer together!

PURCHASES:

In 2004, Freeman acquired the Potomac River home — complete with a boat lift, two four-car garages, five fireplaces and a gym with a steam room — using church funds and putting the purchase in the name of a church member, court documents state. Following the same pattern, he caused the purchases of a pair of Lincoln Town Cars, two Volkswagen Phaetons, a Bentley Arnage and a Mercedes Benz between 2001 and 2006, the official reports state.

[o3mediapromo]

Unfortunately , "Dr. Shine," was indicted on charges of obstructing court proceedings, making false statements and falsifying records in bankruptcy proceedings. ....known for his outreach to drug users he is now charged with channeling church funds for the purchases of a $1.75 million waterfront mansion and luxury cars and hiding the assets from bankruptcy court.

[trainspotter1976]

This dipshit, Dr. Shine is going to jail. He has completely been exposed as a thief and most likely a phony. Where's Jesus now, asshole?

[YSRrider]

You gotta be able to hear that spirit and let it lead you, in order to keep your Sunchips!

[LuminousPath13]

they really should gather up all these fucking charlatans and throw them in a trash compactor

[LFSvidMan]

Christ bots, roll out.... I guess....

[addersdream]

@LFSvidMan lmao lol lol thanks for that lol

[sk8nrocker23]

Religion is scarey, especially now that people are turning into fighter jets. Believe in jesus or we will bomb you with F-14s!

[sk8nrocker23]

Religion is scarey, especially now that people are turning into fighter jets over it.

[annointedblade]

Danger Zone

[RawryMcRawr]

Hahahahaha

bloody christians.

[Kevin93til]

Holy crap. That nigga turned into a jet.

[knangle]

I thought Burt Reynolds was the top gun of Deliverance.

Ba-dum-bum...

Hi-ooooo!

[thatkush313]

waiittt a dog gone minute.. this is real? the fuck?

[thebestninja54]

at 0:53 is fucking funny

[Rael0505]

TRANSFORMERS: NIGGERS IN DISGUISE

[Boshtwik]

EEEBOBAAT

[whitetailhunta]

niggas are the shit!!!

[ThaBoiFromIL]

This nigga is a transformer lmao

[whitetailhunta]

this niggas done turned in to star scream!

[ShinRyojin]

dude that is the best comment ever! LMAO!

[0ldcheez]

ROFL COPTER OUT MY ASS

[russellkerr]

Does...does he *scream* as he turns into that jet?

[SkiFantic]

f14 bitch

[juna666]

transforming nigga

[harveychen555hotmail]

In order to go to heaven you must learn how to transform into a jet?

[CaptainZeep]

Obviously.  How else?

[hurbt1980]

@harveychen555hotmail that shit's WAAAAY up there... you gotta "take it up as high as you can goooooo..." (kenny loggins)

[7WonkaBarz7]

@harveychen555hotmail Yes.. my young patowan

[MrH47nClo6s]

does he say sunchips at 0:23 ?

[SkiFantic]

you aren't mistaken. That is the official food of heaven

[meinsla]

They are indeed a heavenly snack.

[aboodz]

well its fukin delicious!

[MyNameIsDeathWing]

Best part at 0:44

[Zumbi159]

I agree

xD

[MrH47nClo6s]

I also agree

[tombert256]

I might actually go to church if the preacher turned into an airplane.

[GoblinXXX]

First shot of Dee Dee, with the music, reminded me of the dramatic chipmunk

[MetalSlime19]

heh, niggers.

[TheFartoholic]

prrrrrrrraaaaze jeebus!

[miedeon]

OMG, a crazy flying priest!

Jesus is the christ!!!XD

[RocMegamanX]

Geez...even the pastor at the church I sometimes go to isn't like THIS. This is ridiculous (though my church is too small to have promos like this).

Everytime people use stuff like this to bring them to church, more atheists/skeptics are made. JUST saying...

[crxgenesis]

dats the first nigga transformer i've ever seen..........lmao.....!

[classicmusic05]

Transformers, niggas in the sky!!!!!!!!!!

[xchrisx135]

iceman wasnt black

[kookaroo]

That nigga just turned into a jet lol.

[kujo665]

I did just watch a black man turn into an f15 didnt i? O.o

[Maverick626]

My eyes bleed....and the inner child within me that jumps whenever i see any dogfight from topgun is crying ....

i bet that God , Allah nor Buddah can forgive this insult ò_ó

[BuddhaBot]

... What the fuck did I just watch?

[kujo665]

u watched a black man turn into an f15 :)

[Excalibur01]

F14 Tomcat

[kujo665]

ahhh lol my bad thanks :)

[terk0iz]

Copyright fail.

[TheChamp06]

this makes me want to get my ass up and go to this church!!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[parakeethands]

1:00....transformers is back! LOL!

[PirateHorse]

DAT ASS

[SpinalCrash]

Black People can fly!! I knew it!!

[RainyDaiyze]

Hell yea we can!!!

[singinglawnchair]

I could sure go for some Crystal Pepsi right now.

[EltBerserker]

This has persuaded me to transform into a jet plane and fly off to see God.

[danteasdale]

OMg is this fucking retarded. Go see religulous. you will all be glad you did.

[RainyDaiyze]

i though religulous was a complete waste of time... looked funny but i fell asleep in the middle of it.

[1V4Victory1]

god isnt real

[PrimevalScum]

I still don't understand this...

[QuaintHazard]

I thought this was some crazy edited video.

But it's the actual intro. Wow.

[ZomBeeZ88]

0:46

HOOOWAAAAAH

[jo0k]

only if tom cruise hangs from the cross

[jovikidd]

Does Goose survive in this one?

[copstache]

no, but he comes back after three days.

[bmtimv]

IT MADE"D ME TURN INTO A JET

[dustmop]

Holy crap, I am in awe. Thank you for sending this along.

[voodoorayray]

transformers 3. right here. no waiting.

[Cybernator]

0:53 on FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[coolieos32]

This commercial has converted me

[machinesbreathe]

...to cheese

[phoenix86]

TURN INTO A JET

[drewb993]

LIKE A BOSS

[stringshredder]

lolol

[iouttakill]

this whole video and concept is fucking retarded... they ruined that van halen song and the movie top gun forever

[NumbFaith]

What van halen song? Please name it because the music is fucking awesome.

[leftouverture]

Right Now

[machinesbreathe]

You mean "Van Hagar"...

The song is "Right Now" btw.

I was a stupid sixth grader at the time and loved the song. That was until a certain Nirvana came along, and then punk rock soon afterwards.

[bmtimv]

Right now by Van Halen

[machinesbreathe]

It doesn't take much to ruin anything pop music oriented, circa '1991.

Rememer a certain "C&C Music Factory"?

I rest my case.

[jucph]

crikey...and people wonder why the world views us as irrelevant...at least pick a movie that came out in this decade...what's next, Driving Miss Daisy to Church?

Go sell cars.

[Fetrey]

I want to join this church. I'd still be an atheist, though.

[proftrefusis]

And the lord will rise like an AIM-54 Phoenix.

[coachdavid]

America Fuck Yeah!

[kylespeicher]

Coming again to save the mother ****ing day, yeah!

[DMONEY821]

what a take off!

[thetupacmakavelifan]

This is how every church should be. The preecher is loud and into it, and then turns into a jet and flies off. That would be exciting!

[ProtoMofo]

It makes something so lame...preachers.

So freaking epic. Their voice and volume also throw in to the epicness.

[rmeddy1]

Wait, Black Preachers are really Decepticons.

[zanboo93]

WIN!!

[jaesi25]

Apparently they are!

[soadrocker856]

WHAT

THE

FUCK

[castingtherunes]

WHOOOOOOOOSH!!!  Amen!

[phoenix0519]

"Jester's dead, baby! Jester's dead! WOOOO!" Pastor Fighter Jet, you can be my wingman anytime. This reminds me of an old Nintendo game called The Guardian Legend, where the main character actually turned into a jet and back. This is a lot less fun than that 20-year-old game.

[KnightWind88]

This is the most vile and disgusting misuse of F-14 fighter jet footage I've ever seen.

[haguremetaru]

YOU are the most vile and disgusting misuse of F-14 fighter jet footage!

Say no more blasphemer, or God shall smite thee with his jet-preacher-bots.

[joewhittles]

black preachers can turn into jets i fucking KNEW it

[khencke]

JAPANESE PEOPLE CAN FLY

[Kooftown]

0:52

[aegisgfx]

Black people were taught christianity at the whipping point, no wonder they are so fervent about it.

[monosaturated]

Unfortunately, that's very true. The exploited tend to revere ideas that were given to them through the process of exploitation. Like, "God wants you to suffer, you'll be a better person out of it." Or, "In this life, you will suffer, but in the life beyond, you will be in paradise." It's like waiting for the perfect ending to a lifetime of misery. Too bad reality would most likely dish out the ultimate disappointment to those that wait for that fantasy. Then nothingness. Live for today, people.

[itchytasty77]

LOL

[LordParsecZ]

Hahaha!!!!!!!!The pastor transforming into a jet is so funny!!!!!So funny!!!!!!!!!:)

Is this a real commercial?

[joewhittles]

Fuck if a black guy actually turned into a fighter jet i would convert so fast

[Triggernappy]

HE TURNED TO A FOKIN JET

[Obadullight]

0:47 is th best

[carloscabrera08]

Classy!

[Syntox]

Wow....REALLY???

[Frankiebboy]

Believing in the demented ramblings of 2000 year old desert nomads is insane anyway...

[JtRdiscovered]

Jesus would think your a jerk and so would his Father

[IamStevenD]

ths has to be a joke! only in America

[aljazeri]

778

[Mangina9000]

I can't believe this was something made in all seriousness.

[neolioconvoy]

where's val kilmer (THE ICE MAN ?)

[DemonSkirnir]

ZOMGWTFLMFAO!!!11cos(0)11

[Fetrey]

How come something this EPIC hasn't set the interwebz on fire yet????

[hoss1059]

hey theygonehavetokillme. I bet my last nickle they didn't get permission from either Paramount for using the footage from Top Gun or from Van Halen for using their music to make this promotional video. The bible says to obey man's laws. By using this media without permission they are stealing. A bit hypocritical wouldn't you say? No, probably not. You are too much of an idiot buying what they are selling.

[NorseDemigod]

LMAO! Go on! Jet me! Turn me into a JET!!!

[R0K3R]

TOO FUNNY!!! I'M SPEECHLESS!!!!!!

[ShinRyojin]

0:56 now thats fucking black power!

[Likeq]

ROFL!!

[teehype]

that was HA-larious!!!!!

[circaxsurvived]

ha hey my dad made this!!!! he went to that church we really dont go there anymore but ive been recently and he speaks some good word ya know.......

[haguremetaru]

You're kidding right?

IF this is true, you should set up a paypal account for your dad.

You will be a millionaire.

Please. Tell your dad THANK YOU from teh Internets

[KilobyteBrain]

This is so awesome.

[theygonehavetokillme]

I Follow these guy's in my bible,word for word, and can discern a false teacher ... Despite his past,..what about your's?

Im a ex dope addict, ex dope seller, ex thief, etc...and God changed me, so why is people trippin on a charge he got in 87???

Instead of downing other's,what about yourself??But i understand , people intend to get jealous.

[mario0318]

To accept da werd iz ta know dat you gonna git results o' da werd. an don't make me pull mah gat!

[lulzicopter]

i came

[IRAwEsOmE]

Epic Fucking Win

[TehGoogle]

I Understand Completely.

[KingHookJ]

Bill Nye the Science Guy

[pureaccuracy]

Starscream, TRANS-JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST-FOOORM!

[LordAfroduck]

Afroduck approves of this propagandaz.

[TehSmurphs]

I once pooped an entire pepperoni pizza.

[SirTooky]

I have found my salvation in Optimus Christ

[angelinriotgear]

OH. MY. GOD. This is so fucking epic. I lol'd hard.

[911Bovice]

Lolque?

[IAmMrHentai]

LOLWUT?! Transformers?

[gcbalboa]

WTF?

[jessiepk]

No one can be that tasteless, except for christians.

[VixxenEyez]

dude not all christians are like that ok? and u wanna talk about tasteless? i can say a lot of things about all sorts of religions...

[BNNYWVH]

your mother was; that why GOD spit her out and you to.

[VixxenEyez]

LMAO!!!!!!!

[9ideal]

the man of god morphs into a shroud of weaponry like the dark wings of a bat

[rw12b]

OOOOOOOOOOKAYYYYYY........

[shekinahtv]

why doesn't he preach that much on tv?

[fcue]

My Buddy Marty Cunningham did the editing for this clip! He had only been using the AVID for a few months,,,, Talented mofo!

[circaxsurvived]

nooo chris mason and my father kevin kelly edited this

[MGirl2006]

Dr. Shine is a trip he's on point sometimes though...

[riberella1]

It's really sad to see the criticism of the intro. If you read the Bible-you would see that we serve The Creator of Creativity. It's a Creative Intro. Unfortunately, we have people who like to put God in a BOX--but He's not--He's the Water Walker, the Bush Burner, The Rod into a Serpent-I would go on but I've reached my limit