Meet Karl Pilkington

[TheKamanick]

FUCK ALL YOU MINDLESS SHEEP WHO ONLY DISCOVERED KARL THROUGH IDIOT ABROAD!

[JJJAAMESS]

Have a look on my channel for some of the best of karl pilkington =)

[blinkXmeXsunshine]

There hasn't been ONE publication from a monkey...hahahahahaha

[Autumn272]

Thanks Ricky for your gift to the world - Karl Pilkington. Me too. I can't get enought of him.

[tbizhere]

13:30 - the best moment in Karl Pilkington's history of speech

[POWXR]

Have a look at my channel

Lots of Karl Pilkington Video's "knockin about" haha

Check it out ;)

[forwardboi112]

he looks like my dad

[fergofns]

I love it!!

Can't wait to see, An Idiot Abroad, although I'll miss it tonight.

[type2anonymous1]

poor karl always being picked on......... LOL

[bedlumproductions]

Idiot Abroad 3, please!!!

[dippydave767]

Karl is a legend !

[TugsN]

I want to have dinner with Karl.

The man is a genius.

I just love him/

[monsterhighX1]

he went my secondary school in manchester :D

[Rosvolainen]

If it's all about arse, why don't gays like a bit of tit?

[CrubbDaTubb]

There is no way monkeys type shakespeers. Gervais is a idiot. I like pilgington but gervais is a idiot.

[Rosvolainen]

@CrubbDaTubb lol, don't tell me you're as stupid as Karl. It's all about randomness and the nature of infinity. You could exchange the monkey and typewriter for an infinite number of scrabble tiles getting mixed somehow. They would spell the complete works of Shakespeare, every book ever written both from beginning to end and backwards. Monkey, typewrite and Shakespeare are irrelevant. It could be anything.

[mattachu26]

@CrubbDaTubb do you seriously not understand the concept that he is saying though?

[hazardous1990]

08:05, greatest laugh ever

[2upakaveli]

crying with laughter hahahaha

[bathinthefountain]

"singing happy birthday for the 80th time that day" OMFG HAHAHA

[MrBubbarocks]

<3 rickys laugh LOL XD

[wentchingirg]

ok. wow. i literally rofl'd when he said "celebrating his 8th birthday that day." i mean i actually fell out of my chair laughing convulsively and then writhed on the floor in a fit.

[abrokenplate]

5:52 I could NOT stop laughing. "...with their little mate".

[tak3808]

I hope that this whole "Karl Pilkington is an idiot" thing is just an extensively staged act. Because if it's not, he truly is the dumbest person who ever lived. I mean he seriously doesn't know how to think properly.

[111gorby]

@tak3808 Just because someone thinks differently does not mean they are stupid. If everyone thought the same and viewed the world the same what kind of world would we be living in? But obviously there are plain stupid people as well we can't escape that aha.

[tak3808]

@111gorby OH COME ON! Have you watched the Ricky Gervais show? He says things that are SO beyond the realm of logical, it's insane. Things like: "If we keep building things, won't the world just collapse under the weight of it all?" and "The lions wouldn't have eaten the other animals on Noah's ark because in a crisis everyone pulls together." and "If everybody just acted like insects, we wouldn't go far wrong". This isn't "thinking differently", this is absence of thought.

[GreenDay3213]

I heard laughing can extend a persons life... Ricky must be immortal

[myfavstuff]

no offence... to me Karl Pilkington himself looks mentally disabled!!

[jordan11119999999555]

wouldnt you guys agree that ricky looks a lot different now than he did back then, I think his beard suits him tbh

as for karl hes a legend :D

[tbonewilson]

Karl is an idiot. But he is genuinely witty at the same time.

[Yomamasahox1]

lol biggest pussy alive. "RONi! RONi! !!!! " does he have to whine about everything? holy shit... its soo fucking annoying

[natsprat666]

OMG I laughed so hard 

[OpticJBigBalls]

8.05 is my favorite moment

[OpticJBigBalls]

i fucking love karl , steve and ricky

[cuwboys123]

i think karl has a good point on education, ignorance is bliss is the point hes making. Less you know, less you have to worry about.

[OdOsmOs]

I think karl is a pretty good looking dude.

[reddagger93]

i genuinely think hes a genius

[krone900]

@reddagger93

I genuinely think he's an unfunny, bald headed, fake, unfunny, manc cunt.

[Griptease2]

@krone900 I genuinely think you have a terrible wankerish taste in music. How can you possibly get so pretentious over loving metallica? Hair metal is like angry jazz for people who can't play their instruments.

[krone900]

@Griptease2

Look, pricktease or whatever your name is, Metallica aren't "Hair Metal" so get it right, Mongo. Secondly, I like many kinds of music, including classical. You probably like Oasis so you can't talk. Also, how can you get so defensive over a cunt like Karl Pilkington? Are you a cunt, too?

[Griptease2]

@krone900 It's pretty easy to categorise someone who listens to shite metal (it's not all shite- metallica are) as well as classical music- arrogant twat. I actually do not like Oasis, whatsoever. I'm not getting defensive over Karl Pilkington, I'm getting defensive over idiots like you clearly thinking they have superior opinions. I used to be an opinionated metalhead wanker too. Difference is, I was 12. Unless you are too?

[krone900]

@Griptease2 Metallica are shite, this coming from an Oasis loving prick that thinks they're hair metal. I stated I like classical music, you bellend, because I'm pointing out I don't just listen to Metal, dick head. You're not a Metal wanker anymore, you're just a wanker :-) Now fuck off, rentboy.

[Griptease2]

@krone900 I dislike and have never liked Oasis. I find them boring. I used to be a massive metallica fan. Then I grew up. Pointing out that you like classical music is just pretentious, regardless of what you intended to do. You're the one who came on a video that the majority of viewers enjoy, just to be a prick.

[krone900]

@Griptease2

Why are we talking about my taste in music on a Karl Pilkington video? I know, it's because I said some nasty things about the fake cunt and it upset you and you think your way back at me is through my taste in music, what a nob you are.

[Griptease2]

@krone900 Your first comment was obviously trying to instigate an argument. Nobody provoked your comment, which is why I replied with an irrelevant comment, attacking you in a way to make a point. He's not fake and you probably know this; he's been on radio shows since the beginning of the millennium and has never been out of character once. If he was fake, then it's some brilliant and consistent acting which would deserve a lot of credit itself. Arrogant. Pretentious. Idiotic. TWAT.

[krone900]

@Griptease2

Yeah, he's fake and you're upset because I spoke badly about him, you stupid poofter.

[Griptease2]

@krone900 You're right I'm nearly crying.

[krone900]

@Griptease2

Clearly you are crying, you haven't stopped throwing a bitch fit. More irrelevance, no I don't like Batman.

[Griptease2]

@krone900 haha bitch fit. I remember that one.

[Griptease2]

@krone900 do you like batman?

[reddagger93]

@krone900 i genuinely think your a sad cunt, who probably jacks of to scat lovers whilst fingering his mum up the butt because he hasn't got a life. Btw even if karll was fake (he's not but ya know) who cares. It's funny makes people happy and es got a fuck load more money than you now so suck my dick

[krone900]

@reddagger93

Nah, I just finger your mum and your dead cunt nan. Look at you little poofters getting upset 'cause I insulted your fake bald boyfriend who couldn't give a toss about you anyway.

[reddagger93]

@krone900 nah bro not upset about that upset about the fact that you think your so much better than him or a fake actor well if he

1. he's a fucking great actor 9(hes real though not a actor)

2. your upset because some people give a damn about him where as your a talentless adopted fuck left on the street when you were 2 years old because ur parents knew youd turn up shit

3.yu probably like metallica u talentless fuckhead

[krone900]

@reddagger93

Yes, I was left on the streets at age 2 and brought up by wild dogs, moron. I never said I was better than him, I don't think I'm better than him, I just don't buy into his fake bullshit and I think he's a bit of an ignorant cunt, much like his gormless fans, i.e you.

[JUNKGEE83]

press 3 :D

[Rsunited90]

OMFG guys i meet Karl today got he autograph and that so a top bloke had a conversation about the footy and that. Top bloke

[tomabwhite]

@Rsunited90 really? that's amazing!

[ItalianStallone89]

@Rsunited90 What team does he support? lol

[Rsunited90]

@ItalianStallone89 He's a United fan so am I so we were speaking about the Manchester derby what was on that day.

[Gilldabeast]

@Rsunited90 Your elementary English teacher should be slapped....or were you typing with your toes?

[jowotjo1]

Karl pilkington is an Absolute legend

[jordan11119999999555]

this guy is a legend he doesnt have to tell jokes to be funny like normal comedians he is just naturally funny and they really need to get some more programmes,films, podcasts out there as I have watched everything lol I cant get enough of him ricky is right he is the funniest guy in the world :D

as for the 164 how you dont find this funny is beyond me and it pisses me off when people say its scripted becuase there jelious of him cos he has made something himself, idiot abroad 3 plz ricky :D

[rendrandt]

he might be a philosopher..

[lnfreeman]

I can't tell if carl is an idiot or really reeeeeeeeeeeeeeally clever.

[viper1995]

singin happybirthday for the 8th time that day LOOOOOL

[nivek2223]

XD 3:25 "What is a freak to you?" "Steve merchant"

[IAMLOZZY11]

This video is a slap in the face to ricky's first comment.

[Oh4sure1]

@jimmy2k4o Wankerrrrrrrrrrr

[MissEmmalade]

It's Ricky Gervais' laugh that just makes it that little bit more funny.

[PacifistDub]

what does he say at 8:05?

[OracleUndone]

@PacifistDub "right, get some more buns in" (a reference to how the elephant man loved bun cakes)

[jimmy2k4o]

again ricky is incorrect the lethal injection is not just going to sleep, its a paralitic so you can't move then a over dose of barbituates to stop your breathing then a shit load of potassium to stop your heart....it can be extremly painful just the criminal cannot comunicate the pain because they were giving a paraletic....why not just a od on morphine keep it simple. I can school ricky on so much stuff here

[UncleEvey]

@jimmy2k4o wow, i´m sure Ricky has spent the winter pondering over your comments.

[jimmy2k4o]

@UncleEvey yeah was being a little bit of a padantic fucker there huh, but fuck it hes really smart does really well for himself and he's a bit of a know it all and smug about it if i'm giving the chance to correct that guy you better believe i'm gonna take it

[OracleUndone]

@jimmy2k4o we all applaud your intelligence

[prink98]

@jimmy2k4o arrogant little cockend. Why dont you go teach Stephen Hawking some lessons you stick up little cunt fuck off

[jimmy2k4o]

@prink98 prink98 yeah don't think I'm gonna let somebody born in 1998 try and act like a tough guy just because i'm right, why does that annoy you is it because your like 11 and use words like "cockend" nice one haven't heard that kind of wit since i left primary school

[jimmy2k4o]

actually the elephant man was called Joesph Merrick not John Merrick common mistake

[jimmy2k4o]

i would have no problem making jokes about the 3 legged guy or calling him a freak (not in a evil bully way) just clearly he's okey with the extra leg happy with it or he would have gotten it removed.....

[jimmy2k4o]

fuck you ricky we didn't buy it were watching it for free on youtube haha...................actuall­y i did buy it a few years ago along with animals and fame got all 3 for £10 in a second hand shop dunno what your cut is ricky but hope you enjoyed it :) actually it ws fuck all since i bought it second hand haha

[OracleUndone]

@jimmy2k4o well done

[honkhonk23]

If you haven't got eyes you shouldn't have wings.

[TomFrankSurfs]

I've said what Karl says before, the Chinese age overnight. They either looks 20, and they look 20 from about age 18-45, then at about 45 then they go to bed and look about 95

[MrLoserman205]

even Karl's wiki is funny as crap.

[FudgeEliteFword]

so 240p... we meet again

[cguk2012]

Someone should make a Ricky Gervais show version of this!

[funkyknight1]

@cguk2012 what do you mean? like with karl? you're joking right?

[cguk2012]

@funkyknight1 I meant use the already existing animations from the show combined with the soundtrack from this.

[SparrowisSexy]

"..singin' 'appy birthday for the 8th time that day" :D

[TheEvilelvis89]

Get some more buns in !

[TheSindara]

I wish the average person was as intelligent as Karl. Makes me laugh that they try so hard to make him look like an idiot when hes far more intelligent than Gervais (whats his obsessions with fingers up arses anyway??). Karl for president of the world!

[OracleUndone]

@TheSindara ricky goes on about fingers up arseholes coz he knows it scares and baffles karl

[paft]

Not to shit on the uploader's vid but there's a better quality vid is up on my channel. or watch?v=XofYqeQ2vzk

[daskillingmoon]

It would be interesting to have Karl, the elephant man, an old chinese man and an monkey in the same room.

[leyobahn2011]

As much as we all love Karl, the more I listen and find out, the more I see him and Gervais covering the same ground over and over. I still don't think he's "acting" but many of these conversations have been done before. Still, never get tired of it, just it ain't as spontanious as it looks...

[PepperDr94]

Is Karl really like that or is he just REALLY good at keeping in a stray mood?

[viper1995]

@PepperDr94 He's really like that lol

[070palma]

I cant stop watching this lol to much I'm hooked.

[Jonti09]

Cool funny mate well done :)

[pilkopedia]

funny



[mjmcnult]

Karl is right. There is such a thing as a two 'eaded baby, such as the conjoined twins recently born in Brazil.

[startpausereplay]

Ricky's laugh is infectious

[startpausereplay]

I am strangely attracted to him. 

[tintsap]

@startpausereplay who?

[sodonewithearth]

lol we're absolutely positively and negatively not all the same lol!

[clockwork761]

9,158 people think they've got a sense of humour,

they need to think again.

[luidodds]

@clockwork761 and 163 people also think they have a sense of humour, therefore making a dickhead paradox. It appears you are one of them

[nudgexs]

@clockwork761 you don't understand the comedy of Gervias and Merchant exposing Karl to the world, in my opinion it would be impossible to train anybody to be a good as actor as Karl - what you see and hear on this video and an Idiot Abroad and the podcasts is what you get....if not Karl should be an Oscar winning actor every year

[160sharp]

@clockwork761 lol fuck off

[rodsgod4x]

i am not sure why this is meant to be brilliant



[wilksdaman20]

Like this comment if you spend an unhealthy amount of time listening to Karl Pilkington clips on YouTube,

[YouBloodyTuber]

@wilksdaman20 I have been listening to quite a bit of KP recently, but I'm not going to thumbs up your comment.

[cathrinekerr]

@wilksdaman20 I sooooo do!!!

[bobdy9988]

Has anyone else tried turning the subtitles on? Very funny

[troublemakir]

@bobdy9988 What did you see?

[bobdy9988]

@troublemakir Turn them on, friend - o

[thinkboutit]

This man is awesome

[MrRazorblade999]

Funny but very scripted

[stefanmork]

@MrRazorblade999 Repeating stuff you have said in the past can hardly be categorized as scripted. The probably edited out some of the not so funny parts though.

[MrRazorblade999]

@stefanmork Do you mean he really is that stupid for real? I strongly doubt it.

[stefanmork]

@MrRazorblade999 I have listened to Ricky, Stephen and Karl talk for over 100 hours since their radioshow in 2001, so it would be a very impressive act if he isn't that stupid for real :)

[MrRazorblade999]

@stefanmork The whole "act" is too good to be true. He's a good actor, no doubt about it.

[stefanmork]

@MrRazorblade999 An actor who has played the same role since 2001 and has kept it up for every single interview he has ever done :D? When he was a producer on Ricky and Stephen's radioshow it took a decent amount of time before he even got involved. It started out very slow because he wasn't even meant to be talking on the show. It would be impossible to script and the people he worked with in the past certainly doesn't think he is playing a character.

[MrRazorblade999]

@stefanmork Ok, I have to take your word for it. He must be a unique phenomenon who is  brilliant and genuinely stupid at the same time.

[lord123j]

@MrRazorblade999 its not scripted! Thats the entire point of this video!

[leyobahn2011]

@lord123j

Not scripted but they have talked about these topics a few times before and talk as if it's the first time they have discussed it. Still funny, but Karl is far more "aware" of the output than he makes out he is... XFM was Pilkington at his best... The uncorrupted "Virgin". Now he's a slut pretending to be a Virgin. Still funny though...

[lord123j]

@leyobahn2011 couldnt agree more with you!

[OracleUndone]

@MrRazorblade999 how is it scripted? it clearly isnt. try scripting a 2 hour talk 80 times

[nudgexs]

forget it, hang me then !

[2wheelsteve]

Karl Pilkington has a brilliant view of everything, brilliant

[suckmychuddywuddy]

IM NOT HAPPY WITH THE FINGER UP THE ARSE

[RamonSP14]

alright

[suronded]

Karl is brilliant , sort of fella ya go down the pub just to get a laugh with ,nice 1 karl get an idiot abroad 3rd done please . or more satisfied fool even

[6lenWasHere]

Ricky's laugh makes it even funnier lol

[monkey97x]

"Look at his little, roundy, baldy, mancy head..!" "Yer getting that, yeh?" "KahahahahaHAHAHAHA!!"

[robinmccready]

the little mate haahahhahah

[Daized2009]

I can't watch this too much, I cracked a rib the 1st time I saw 'An Idiot Abroad' & then broke it again when I saw this. No bs. My fucking right side was fucked for about two weeks. This vid is almost an illness. I think I might shit a kidney.

[qkinia]

' ... Steve Merchant ' Hahahaha :D

[qkinia]

' ... Steve Merchant ' Hahahaha :D

[TakeThatrulesmyworld]

i honestly believe that Karl Pilkington is the funniest guy on the planet who doesnt know it

[okletswatch]

@CrazyAboutMovies23 NO NO NO check out the vid titled "Karl Pilkington tells real jokes" and skip ahead to 2:35! i swear its the best gervais laugh in history XD i listened to it like 5 times and was in tears!!!

[tomcox]

How can people possibly dislike this? Funniest guy on the planet.

[TheLordHodne]

cat food dosen't smell good, but if you don't put up with it the little kitten will die

- KP

[1firingblanks]

@TheLordHodne

KP: Cat food...

RG+SM: Haaaahahahaha

[TheLordHodne]

@1firingblanks

Of course! Thanks ;) Fav is the;

KP: The way I see it..

RK: Explodes.

[troublemakir]

He isn't very articulate about it but I think that most people agree with him deep down about freaks.

[samteeeeeeeeee]

Jervais's weight loss is amazing!

[Robot3ch]

I'v made a Karl Pilkington Twitter fan page for people to follow, i'll be tweeting the very best of Karls quotes :) Follow @K_PLKTN :) :)

[jamezz34]

age overnight like a pear!!!!!! ahaha

[aussieattack]

Longest video I have watched on youtube without skipping....by about 17 and a half minutes.

[KidsWithGuns1992]

I hope he's not putting on an act, cause if he's really like that then that's fucking hilarious.

[videogamenostalgia]

@KidsWithGuns1992 He's not. He's a radio producer who gradually got more popular over years through making little improv gags, and Ricky and Steve realised that people wanted to see and hear more of, and so were able to push him further and further into the limelight. The method by which he's become famous makes it extremely unlikely that he's putting on an act.

[dom44444]

never has a man, who looks so much like a chimp, has done so much and seen so many things, and could not give a fuck less lol

[DanielCotton17]

"Are ya getting that, yeah?"

[jordanmylesevans]

Thumbs up if you think that Karl Pilkington is the best thing to happen to television.

[BoShankin]

I would love to meet Karl, just to try and explain the nature of infinity to him.

It blows my mind how he thinks an infinite amount of monkeys is a finite amount, on a shift rotation!

[deeeyon]

why is he saying at 8:04 that makes Ricky burst

[MrRlgreaves]

I had a spicy sausage

[iiVegasTV]

He was funny 5 years ago, and he's funny now!

[ItsDan91]

Manmoth?

[lothaleng]

'there hasn't been one publication from a monkey...'

[rebelbhoy1888]

Yer a legend Karl.

Best stuff on the telly. Nice one.

[DADAiseverywhere]

click

[hazardous1990]

Merchant, Gervais, Pilkington

Three legends

[bloocuttlefish]

Omg imagine if Karl Pilkington was prime minister >.<

[tkpintj]

It's sort of annoys me that he can't grasp the infinity metaphor..

[UFCritical]

Karl is hilarious, he should go on Talksport and sit opposite Adrian Durham and take Darren Gough's place!

[Sekkingstad]

I just can't understand why some people from the US and even UK say that they don't understand what Karl is saying. I'm from Norway, and I have understood every single word that he have said on every podcas, and English is my second language.

[ImIwilliamImI]

@Sekkingstad

Er fra Norge jeg og, hadde problemer med å forstå han til og begynne med, har sikkert noe med den tykke manchester dialekten hannes å gjøre.

[Sekkingstad]

@ImIwilliamImI Hmm, da er vi nok litt forskjellige. Jeg har aldri stusset på hva han har sagt, men nå var jeg en av de beste i klassen i Engelsk da.

[13Bee1]

i haven't laughed so hard in a long time my stomach was hurting and i couldn't breathe this was so funny. "he's probably about 40" "everyone stood around the piana...with their little mate." "...singing happy birthday for the 8th time that day" lmao I don't know what's funnier karl or ricky gervais' laugh.

[dom44444]

i love how it will never occur to karl he is a comedic genius