Eddie Izzard - Coffee

[CrissCross407]

Phwarr I'm in 'ere!

[8bitPikachu]

i like my women like my coffee, in a paper cup!

[loserman623]

Now I finally get the french bit.

[119fatty]

0:57

GOLD!

[GoemonNinja]

I like my coffie like I like my women, burnt and covered in cream.

[dahlia476]

he s so bloody beautiful

[xexooo]

I like my coffee like I like my women , in the morning just waking up so I don't care about the taste

[JohnMstudios]

To make the sound better: change from 360p to 240p :)

[ihasakarottiger]

i like my coffee like i like my women: free of flies.

[ManicRevelation]

I like my coffee like I like my women: Black, hot, and bitter.

[tehblooguy]

I like my women like I like my coffee: Covered in bees!

[ThatBernie]

I like my women like I like my whiskey. 12 years old and locked up in the basement.

[isak666man]

Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their snow cones.

[mcdermott1092]

the line was funnier from Glorious....

"I like my women like I like my coffee... in a plastic cup! (:" hahah so random but funny

[ThiefOfMovies]

ill try that line next date... 

[CamiR092991]

I like my coffee like I like my men. Hot and rich.

[SapphirexGoddess99]

i like my women the way i like my coffee....in the kitchen making me a sandwich. <.<

[MaineGemCutter]

Please check out my Eddie video Founding Fathers, it's not getting a ton of views which is sad because I think it is one of his funnest bits.

[MrEddieizzardfan]

Note to self: Accept coffee invitations if they are from british transvestites who might be Eddie Izzard fans!

[Sc4r4byte]

I like my women like i like my coffee... i'm gay and don't drink coffee.

[LemonZeppelin]

I like my women how I like my coffee: picked by migrant workers.

[SuperJosephVincent]

I like my women like I like my coffee..... COVERED IN BEES

[TelvanniGuard]

This skit sounds funnier in French. ;)

[animeobsessed777]

i got to go now cause..my grandma's on fire. hahahahahaha!

eddie is my favorite comidian. brilliant!

[biyuxlover]

funny! LOL

[samthealbatross]

Is anyone else getting a very weird sound over the top of the dialogue???

[mattiasfattias]

@samthealbatross It's the compression from the video. The original video was poor quality.

[doctorducky15]

I love that in the same show he does this sketch again in french!! Eddie is an absolute GENIOUS!!!!

[doctorducky15]

I love that in the same show he does this sketch again in french!! Eddie is an absolute GENIOUS!!!!

[Heathaholic]

he did this is en francais :) j'aime le cafe noir....tres fort....tres chaud....also the way i like my women. african body builder types

[Jodabomb24]

@Heathaholic Oui, j'aime beaucoup le cafe! Le cafe noir. Tres fort, tres chaud. Avec la cuillere du don! Ah, le virage de la cuillere, le virage il le portrine. Je me la cuillere est dans la bouche-- Je suis la presidente de Burundi! (apologies if my spelling was a little off in places.) Also, if you like this, check out "Ou est la plume de ma tante. Monsieur, ou est la plume de ma tante?"

[aQuaSPLaSHLoVe]

haha idk if someone started licking their spoon while havin cofee with me and comparin my boobs to spoons id prob get up and walk out

[No1mjfan88]

mm Eddie ill have a cup of coffee with you ANY day or night, afternoon, whenever ;). yummy.

[Olimaru101]

the people who pointed thumbs down, missed the thumbs up button :D

[SongWritingBum]

i love Eddie. genius

i get to test this experiment this weekend >:)

[pjc20081]

Thank you, Eddie....

[ukijhu97]

"My grandmothers on fire" loooooooooooool

[sir9integra9jr]

@ukijhu97 Parce'que ma grandmere est flambee. :) brilliant joke

[o0ritersblock0o]

dude he says this in french when he's doing the 'learning french' bit too doesn't he? The tanzania and spoon and grandmother on fire?

[TheWyldeFire]

@o0ritersblock0o yes yes he does lol

[KoH4711]

@o0ritersblock0o Yes, it's the same skit just different languages.

[117spartanman]

What's with the sound? I had to turn my volume all the way up just to HEAR it.

[ClusterFcuk23]

Covered in bees!!!

[LoonyLooners]

"Oh, I have to go now, my grandmother's on fire..."

GOing to use that all the time :D

[fuzzynippleman]

no, really. EVERYONE ON EARTH knows that "great line, 'do you want a cup of coffee?'" means "do you want to have sex."

[hideyourloveaway128]

"LIke I like my women, hot and strong -- with a spoon in them" HA! He kills me, absolutely kills me!

[RandomChat]

Wait. He did this entire thing in French as well?

[aModernDandy]

yes it's brilliant! It's on youtube actually I think it's called "Eddie Izzard dress to circle"

[caitilynx]

yes he did this whole bit in french later on in the show.

[TopazLove1901]

@RandomChat

YES it was EPIC ^-^

[claudiadosf]

some times.... I love you......

because some times you make me laugh much..

[reyvaxx1306]

"with a spoon in them" xD

[gheo123]

/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw

[nizdolls]

The president of BURUNDI :D. Haha.

EI is great.

Niz xxx

[chrque]

i like my women like a like my coffe.

with a sandwhich

[Tarin9]

I like my women like I love my coffee. In a plastic cup! XD

[Sarzull]

i Like my women like i Like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer...

[LeonardGroth92]

lol, t-shirt hell xD

[Pamathey]

LOL!!!

[GUSRULZ445]

I like my women like I like my coffee... in the kitchen, brewing

[SalenNardri]

@Sarzull you put coffee in the freezer ^^?

[Jodar5]

@Sarzull LOL

[wahinesurfergirl]

@Sarzull Aaaahhhh! That's so mean!! :p

[sourringo]

ahahahahah.

i like my coffee like i like my women... covered in bees.

got to go though, my grandmother's on fire too. D:

[asdfTambourine]

A guy I know online once said, "I like my coffee like I like my women: imported at exploitative prices from Third World countries."

I wouldn't know.

T.

[sourringo]

wow, that is a really genius line, actually...

[SamoIsKing]

I like my women like I like my women. Ground up and in little jars.

[MrLazyEyes]

@asdfTambourine you know Stuart Francis?

[Soundboy6]

@asdfTambourine I like my women like I like my coffee... COVERED IN BEEEEEEEEES

[HPAnimeFreak]

wow. I never thought I would hear the english version of that.

[bella0black]

eddie is brilliant! yay!

[archangelgcqs]

ZOMG! That's the english version of learning french! LMAO

[McMunchy]

My grandmother's on fire...