The Fast Show - Very drunk

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[GothicGamer347]

CARRUTHERS FETCH ME MY HARSHEST TWEED AND A GLASS OF BRANDY *random old posh man noises that sound a bit like nigel thornberry*

[SuperBambino84]

What I aim to be as an old man

[markgixxer750]

29 people were very very drunk at the time.

[sharkeaux]

I'm afraid last night I was 1:05 

[8T2Artist]

best actor in the world according to Johnny Depp

[sjefendin]

@8T2Artist Atleast a shitload better than Johnny Depp

[zFizzykillz]

Dwjhdhsh jwhhffjhtfehofsegc

[Chewey420]

28 people are in AA...

[IlovePOTO3]

I have family friends in Oxford that talk like this sober

[guguigugu]

i actually had drunks talking to me like this XD

[kingdantje]

Why are they making a new series? NO NO NO NO keep it as it was

[michaelpousti]

great clip .. keep it up thanks

[hunter0hara]

Keith Richards much..

[stguns79]

Yessssss!!!!!!

[lofthouse23]

love the way he talks

[MrSuede79]

HI there ! just another Rowley fan here from spain.

I wish you could help me. Im looking for a Rowley clip where he gets interrupted by what another iiww vet who asks him to lower his voice, Rowleys response is "bugger off" without even looking at the guy. I've trying to finf it everywhere! can anybody lend me a hand? thanks! (I believed it belonged to the fast show xmas special of 1997, buy then again i cant find it) My infinite thanks to whoever knows the clip and can send me a link!

[miiiikku]

I just wish this show would not have laugh track

[uberbyter]

@padraic2001eire

Its called indicisive dave

[pissingeverywhere]

this man is dieing from laugh track cancer

[Davey2503]

I hope I end up like this when I'm older :')

[Soundgardener80]

@Davey2503 lol

[Bealy21]

This man needs a Knighthood....

Rowley Birkin QC i mean lol



[padraic2001eire]

Can anyone help me? I'm looking for a Fast Show sketch with a character that I believe only appeared once. He was played by Paul Whitehouse, and was basically a middle-aged man in a shop, buying something, who kept asking the staff to confirm what he was doing e.g. "I go in there, do I?", "I give you that, do I?", "I walk out that door, do I?". Anyway, it was hilarious, and if anyone knows more about it, please let me know.

[MegaRockcool]

@padraic2001eire its in series 2 in the last or second to last epasode

[miiiikku]

@padraic2001eire Its on season 2 episode 5

[Encelad81]

In Serbia we say:Pijan je kao dupe!!

Translation:,,He is as drunk as ass!"

[MushroomBluex]

wtf is the fast show

[HuDaFuK]

Lol 0:46

[Virus278]

This isn't as funny as the cairo one. He seems more sensible in this one.

[jovan856]

SNAKE, SNAKE XD

[Runjakovich]

"And I was called on in my caPAcity azzwrlzwwfghtswer... And I cracked my head very SHAAHply on the piece of furniture"

[schranztech]

Getting drunk is GREAT =D

[kokanokka]

very very very very drunk : )

[2BCBattlefield]

My uncle is exactly like this, and he also is always very, very drunk

[kusempinthu]

Nice hair Asian women  lushfmlk.info

[tehDave08]

I tried to favourite this, but I'm afraid I was very, very drunk.

[awesomeirlable]

Now I have an idea of what a stoned Elmer Fudd sounds like

[GhibliFan1]

In the best Rowley Birkin QC I ever saw, he was muttering something about "a small Indian boy" and it seemed to have a sexual tone to his muttering and mannerisms...I remember falling off my chair laughing. Wish I could find it.

[aimeedthegothrocks]

i thought tht tht was bilbo baggins sitting in the armchair! :) lolz!

[97easypeasy]

And by a matter of fact i was very very drunk ;)

[PrimetimeD]

Brilliant

[igneousfizzlebottom]

I was calledin my capacity AS wlagnblingblah.

XD

[GamerGuyM]

There's this program on the telly, called the fast show! it's BRILLIANT!

[stephengnelson]

its Bertrand Russel!

[mista1kaos]

the title of this video kinda spoils the joke, still funny tho.

[finnmcool]

OOO Love the Fast show - bring it back!

[joshay3000]

fast sho is absolute genius.. best sketch show.. end of.

[uberglocken]

@joshay3000 the best ever.... nothing can top the fast fast show.

[yomogiwitch]

That IS the point ;-) hahaha

[yomogiwitch]

Aaaaahahaha, tears running down my face, what brilliant expessions on his face. I just enjoy watching this so much... :-)

[zeekyblahIV]

Okay guys, I've had the point of this video explained to me enough times. You don't need to explain it any more, lol.

[Jdude154]

I'm good friends with this guy's nepwhew. 0.0

[miltanos]

MORE!!!

[MaxWragg1]

this man is just so talented......why he bothers lowering himself to do Aviva car insurance ads is beyond me - possibly he was vey vey drunk at the time?

[uberglocken]

@MaxWragg1 i`d say it was down to very very very large amounts of cash. . . suits you sir !

[alexdelarge98]

mumble mumble......a lorry load of intresting cheeses.....mumble mumble

[zeekyblahIV]

lol, this is hilarious, but can anyone understand what he's saying? Something about fireworks, a girl getting hurt, him cracking his head open while he was vey, vey drunk. Did anyone catch the rest?

[grantosjones]

@zeekyblahIV - thats the point ;)

[10tonsofdoom]

@zeekyblahIV

That's the point...

[Kullg4r]

@zeekyblahIV That's the point.

[DupeyDuperton666]

@zeekyblahIV your not supposed to understand what he is saying. Its sort of fill in the blanks. Its taking the piss out of how the upper classes speak

[jamwithmates123]

bladigfuedbwsqnudeefybfrdwkdjb­f and one girl got VERY badly burned!

[TheMrBacelar]

ahahahah but i'm affraid .. I was very very very drunk ! xD

[hkfan1980]

I love this show :D in the states its called Brilliant but same goodness . This Rowly Burkins reminds me of my uncle XD

[mylesbradley1234]

British humor number 1 XD

[Seanbrunswick12]

Its Something A Fireworks Show!!

[PwnManDude]

WHAT IS HE SAYING!?

[joe865]

Face Palm

[JasMinesField79]

it's definitly KIETH RICHARDS.....hahaha

[TheStiggio]

just brilliant

"bangs and crashes you know"

[3oMethylmorphine]

That man is Boris Johnson's father

[drpoppabong]

boris was very drunk wen he speared lotar matius ha!

[uberglocken]

@3oMethylmorphine ha ha ha ha, rowely birkin is more like bozza`s father than what bozza`s father is.  class

[SantaSeeker181]

@3oMethylmorphine OOH! suit you sir!

[Optimusnorm]

Absolutely amazing...excellent comedy...

[LektroLizzy]

Awesome! Just Awesome!

[euheide]

I was very ... very drunk.

[matrags]

It's Kieth Richards lol

[johnanthonyp]

I think he's whacking at the class system there. Something Python would be hypocrytical to do. That's why he's the king of British comedy! No student union there! Made it on his own. Enfield had to bow!

[dappercad]

Yes, because if you are not from the working classes you are automatically a hypocrite if you make fun of the class system.  Well done you for such an infallible argument. Although you might try typing in "Four Yorkshiremen" into youtube and then proclaiming that one of the most immitated sketches of all time was done by a bunch of hypocrites to really put the cherry on your intellectual cake.

[spacecat81]

Hahahaha, spot on! Glad you stepped in there. If you hadn't, I would have.

[HolbyCityHospital]

actually, python consistently bashed the class system, hence pontius pilate, king arthur, the upper class twits of the year...

and whitehouse himself has described the fast show as "the pythons of the mtv generation". without python, the fast show would never have been born.

[DracoBorealis]

lol I had a teacher who spoke like that in primary school, don't know if he was drunk though :D

Whitehouse rocks!

[DesposibleTeen]

paul whitehouse ur a legend nuff sed

[Leila8able]

He IS genius, knowing how to play both teenagers and geezers :)

[uberglocken]

@Leila8able the gezzer is a legend, time for a knighthood one thinks !

[Leila8able]

@uberglocken

Yeee rrrite! :)

[uberglocken]

@Leila8able arise sir paul and dame leila8able !

[mrlaa1]

bilbo

[Abengoshis]

Reminds me of Horis Slughorn from the new Harry Potter movie!

[markhoops1]

Harry who??? Sad!!!

[Abengoshis]

You should keep your opinions to yourself, and not call names to people who may like something other than the things you like. Do you want to be seen as arrogant? You don't choose what to like and what not to like, unless you are trying to copy someone else, which is sad.

Don't tread in others footsteps or you'll leave none of your own.

Besides, the movie sucked.

[XxDiGzYxX]

coming across a bit arrogant there lol

[Abengoshis]

Sorry I was on a bit of a rampage there....

[Abengoshis]

Yes, that was VERY hypocritical of me. xD

[badongdi]

lmao yea

[goodysun]

The best character from the best and cleverest British comedy show ever seen. Fantastic and very much missed. Doing Rowley is one of my party pieces. (Not a patch on Paul, though!)

[TheMuseInspiration]

So funny, Paul is a Comedy genius

[jambamz]

PAUL WHITEHOUSE

COMEDY LEDGEND

[FatherWarhol]

I wish I was drunk.

Oh yeah, that reminds me.

[BruceSpringsteeen]

This reminds me SO MUCH of Bertrand Russell. Anyone reckon that might be part of the inspiration behind this?

[nonozulu]

thats the point, he is drunk whilst telling the story and all the time.

[kukuriku90]

he is funniest in fast show!!!

[BlackpeopleLOL]

I like the part where he says "We were very very drunk"

[stevenc123]

I like the part where he says "riffg fragdhh djjfj fkdkfd skdsksd dkdkd"

[Homohemuli]

I like the part where he says "I'm an attention seeking smart ass"

[slebbeog]

EPIC WIN! :D

[hybr1dfan]

What a legend, funny old bugger lol

[captainnickface]

in the village and ahh rallyhoshalnumfanern baum and erringflumm and i was very drunk

[GreenHairedGoony]

Lmao. You're not supposed to understand - that's the point.

[radiohead1987]

i hope hes jokin lol

[nitfiddle]

They Are Very FUNNY! Anyone who disagrees is smelly.

[nickyisfunny]

I think I went to life drawing classes with his sister.

[kpuc1973]

I'm sure I used to work for this guy.

[jutso19]

classssic

[PsychosisFire]

urgh..urgh...one girl was very badly burnt!

[mrplopplop]

i was at work a few years back ... i fell very hard on a wobbly floor ... i was very badly hurt .... i thought oooh ! call the ambulance chasers .? compensation ! Nice !!

then i reolised ? i was already rich ! and badly burnt ! and the canoe was made ? out of marzipane !! so .. i left a comment on you tube !!!! i was ..very VERY DRUNK at the time x

[genesisduke72]

This is an absolutely true, replica of an old geezer Paul Whitehouse actually met in a hotel. Look up the story. Theres a youtubevideo of him disscussing it.

[jeerawan]

i was crying when i saw this on the tv

[smirnoffgalaxy]

this was on last night!

[landerfrederickx]

love it ^^

[bobgrantsbus]

Love the character.

[euheide]

This is hilarious!!!

[Vasilouxxx]

Loved this show x ty x

[redbrian84]

Fucking genius. The Fast Show is the greatest sketch show of all time. Bar none.

[burrj001]

they are a very good comedy group but lets not forget who isnpired them to make it possible and that monty python, they used many of their sketches as templates, for example the 'suit you sir' sketch is a lot like the 'nudge nudge' sketch in monty python.

[ultimatumjs]

and also pay respect to reeves and mortimer, said to be the best comedians of the generation by paul whitehouse himself.

[VicRattlehead50]

They're awful....

[nitfiddle]

Go Away and Never comment back!

[onlytheillusion]

exactly, he's hilarious

[Runjakovich]

I cracked my head sharply on the furniture rgrhrgrgrgrgowhwhgjk lol

[lottieyeahlottie]

"I was called on in my capacity as ihfowgoaogdogfopwhwje."

So funny :')

[nelleeh]

my favourite part of the sketch! lol

[Punorss]

My Grandfather is like this.

[gg0u1239]

i implore everyone to try and see the one where he talks about the love he lost during the war...it is so poignant..it turns a funny character into a legend

[car007uk]

Heh. I'm actually trying to find that sketch right now, came across this comment.

I couldn't agree more. I was living in a shared house at the time, the whole room was waiting in silence.

It showed another, straight-acting side to Paul Whitehouse's already impressive talents; beyond being a player behind some of the great UK TV comedy successes of the 1990s.

[megacoolboy1]

he's like me

[penshi]

ndjofgdkdldnvfij...Splendid!

[IROefc1]

It says on Wikipedia - `Whitehouse revealed on the UK chatshow Parkinson that the idea for the character came from someone he met in Iceland`.

[sheerdeep]

I think the last of these sketches is amazing. The one where he's remembering why he's always drunk... so brilliantly acted. I can't help thinking about it when I watch these, although they still make me laugh! Paul Whitehouse is a genius

[sarahjo36]

its Rowley Birkin QC funny as f@ck love the fast show!!!!!

[SteveNewman03]

Does anyone know the name of the guy this is based on? He really does talk like that, he was on some show commenting on 'The Fast Show', and the likeness was uncanny. Can't remember the guy's name though, anyone know?

[ShorthandedGoal]

Andrew Rollo.

[whodareswinswhat]

He was on a documentary about the Fast Show. I saw it too.

Buggered if I can remember the bastard's monicker though.

So, erm... it's actually fairly pointless me writing this as it goes.

Bollocks.

[MattMatt39]

i was very very drunk

[VonBlade]

Does anyone know if the one where she died in his arms is on here? Can't find it :(

[SteveNewman03]

That's the one I want to see too

[slipknotarebest]

...reminds me off my grandad lmao..

aint seen the fast show in ages..

good ol' british comady:D

[markrskinner]

I know and old farmer just like this.

[AussieChef1976]

In the Boer War.... Poisonoise monkey!!! Shnake!!!!! Anyone out there have that ripper??

[TheChickenNugget666]

very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very drunk

[LAUDENE]

your name sais it all

[TheChickenNugget666]

sorry? what was that? i didnt quite catch you, you see I am very very drunk.

[j4wn]

i was called on in my capacity as ffrrrfrrbbfbrbfbrbfbrrrrhrhrfb­. Fuckin tops

[DLTapped]

I get like this when I've had a couple of glasses of wine! My friends take the p1ss out of me for it.

I gave up drinking as a new years resolution! Nowt to do with me slurred speech-honest! ☺

[headwreckswales]

i knew an old army officer who spoke like this, completely mad as a fish to boot

[Leprechaun06]

whenever im drunk and bored i just do random impressions of this guy. always livens things up a bit.

[strayngeworld]

Just excellent - loved the Fast Show - Paul Whitehouse is just so talented and his observations are so subtle - loved this set too - it made the scene!

[davidmack86]

my name is dave and this reminds me of myself, my mates rip me because i talk alot of bollocks like him. anyone like scurfing?

[cortinagxl]

Never get bored of that!!!!!!!!!

[BuddyEatsGanymeade]

Beautiful.

[JENKO85]

He reminds me of the old bloke you see in the corner of the pub that traps you at the end of the night lol God Bless em !!

[Lambretta89]

Yeah one like that in my local, but you can understand him easier when drunk.

[maximumvend]

Oldest game in the world innit.

[DeadDoll68]

lol reminds me of the bloke from Father TEd

[lorelai15]

That is exactly what I thought!!! I love Father Ted! The old guy who was always drunk and pretty much the only thing he'd ever say was "Drink!".