THX 1247 (A Late Christmas Gift)

[ashley2424]

Floppy disk!

[Sharkshooter]

I was happy to hear Our Lady Peace

[donutmaster]

"Fat?" 

[2dark2bDzired]

aw, it wasn't that bad, really.

actually, pretty good, just for a bunch of kids...

[Nani101]

Entire first sequence: HOLY FUCK JUST SHOOT HIM ALREADY

Other bits: It's so dark. Also, I kept mistaking the other guy with the dogtags as Michael.

(Forgive me, Swaim).

[DdlyHeadshot]

Was this by any chance made in 1999, during the Millenium Bug hype?

[chickensarealiens]

I wonder what ever happened to STORM DRAGON productions?

[AdudenamedKemp]

It's amazing how that gun can fire without any flash. Or smoke. Or recoil.

[streetlightninja]

7:06

The most magical execution of an evil laugh I've ever heard.

[zan25051]

LOLOLOLOLOL

[stealyphil1925]

Were you wearing clown shoes? Why were you walking like you had a terribly spicy case of the runs. Great Job!

[Ragnarok6688]

That was absolutely terrible. Good job.

[voltage17121712]

Wow . . . Still better than 93% of the stuff on the Sci-Fi channel though.

[peteyrock1]

Mad props. My cousin and I used to do stuff like this. By way, slightly watered down ketchup can make a decent blood effect in a pinch.

[bananitassss]

So...

anyone else notice how Swaim had those awkward, outward-facing feet?

Also, the squeaky door is so fucking annoying.

This whole thing is hilarious, though...

[TankorSmash]

@bananitassss yeah those feet throw me off.

long live swaim tv

[WhatsOnNext]

Lol why would you wear solid black clothing to perform a secret mission a) during the day and b) in a well lit office?

I love Swaim. He got exponentially better with age.

[chaoticjesus]

mark.

[Engimal]

... Did I just see Michael Swain throat punch a bitch?

[Aabicus]

After reading the comments on here and TAM blog, I know I must watch this movie. Screw my physics midterm in 20 minutes.

[CartoonFreak04]

oh my god you look exactly like my best friend in this video

[RebeckaRowan]

Loving the "aw, shucks" moment when he drops the gun and the floppy. Oh, and the slomo freaky laughing. And the kickass man fight!

Ah, what the hell. I love it all. It's freaking pre-genius from start to finish. Also, I think that might be the most hair gel I've ever seen in one place. :)

[glook]

After watching this video, I got Swaim Flu.

[qaizali]

lmao that was the best vid i have ever seen :O

[xxoddgoxx]

HAHAHAHAHA FLOPPY DISK.

that door is hella squeaky.

that blonde spiky villian dude is seriously going to visit me in nightmares though. how did he miss the oscar nod?

[mythstoorfoot]

Haha, nice blood effects there.

What year was this video made?

[CIApunisher916]

Well you gotta start somewhere

[MornRail]

Because of my love for Swain, I watched all of this nearly 10 minute hot mess. You guys must have gotten so many girls.

[RingoWinfrey]

Just finished it. 7:10 really gave it that extra push into a failing grade.

And that fight - badass status confirmed.

[RingoWinfrey]

"Mark me, my pro-tuh-jay"

Wow, that guy was the best villain/douche ever.

[watchthedecline]

Wow! Thank you Swaim. This was so awful, I couldn't even get a cheap laugh out of it (compliment, really). Kudos on the cojones to put it up though. Keep it up (your new work, not this crap).

[EdwardWasAVampire]

michael swaim, i want to sex you.

please?

[FrankenBosey]

This is one of those vids that goes into my "But Why?" department.

[Bigkahkistan]

Man, I was angry when I saw this on the front of your channel. I mean, when I see Mike Swaim, I expect gut-busting comedy, and when I don't get that, I become literally mad with rage (you heard me). I actually thought I had come to the wrong channel, and that this was some other Swaim.

Then I read the description. Yeah, I sat through a good 5 minutes of it before I realized it wasn't going to be a regular comedy video.

[Jbakerbass]

my favorite part of the entire thing is probably the squeaky door.

B- for effort.

[ZizzyB23]

The dialogue in this sounds like its from some kind of crappy anime.

"Are you questioning me pupil!!!???"

[MangoJesus]

How did this gy turn into awesome comedy? Hey Mike, do some more of this stuff, see what you've got :)

[Switchblade47]

holy shizz, was that a floppy disc?

[Finnigan77]

If this comedy thing doesn't work out for you, I'm sure the CIA could use you to train their operatives. Seriously, that guy in the beginning had absolutely NO idea you were behind the bushes.

[megadeth425]

You're a visionary Michael; this work is on par with Apocalypse Now in every concievable way.

[johnality02]

This is legendary!

An intense, dramatic side to Michael Swaim that I never knew existed.

[ThoseArentMuskets]

Haha. I ALREADY regret posting this.