Mitch Hedberg Compilation Part 2

[JAKETHEGREAT11100]

what a legend

[smartxalex]

Man, I miss this guy.

[georgebaggy]

One thing I love about his persona is that he doesn't ever make himself look good or professional, so I always imagine him as some dude who just accidentally wandered onto the stage and started cracking jokes for the hell of it

[nico8man1995]

He's going to go down as one of the bests

[morgan300c]

One of the greats

[HelloFade2]

Fruit on the bottom? Yoplait does not do fruit on the bottom...that's Dannon.

[HelloFade2]

I went to a concert recently and the singer of the band said "Make some noise!!!" and while everyone else was yelling and screaming i cheered quietly, he said make "some" noise, he did not say "make a lot of noise"

[MoldytoasterMedia]

When's this guy's next tour? i want to see him so bad.

[zajebeaste90]

@MoldytoasterMedia hes dead...

[MoldytoasterMedia]

@zajebeaste90 Dude, don't joke about shit like that. He was on Comedy Central last week.

[sisgirl123]

@MoldytoasterMedia no he really is dead he died in 2005 they rerun his special all the time

[MoldytoasterMedia]

@sisgirl123 shit, that sucks, he was really funny.

[sisgirl123]

@MoldytoasterMedia yeah everyone misses him he is a comic who never gets old

[paulrvlad]

Hilarious, man.

[alexf4659]

Who would dislike this video? Maybe they were high as a UFO and meant to hit the "like" button but were to stoned to notice what they really clicked on. XD

[roadhockey1]

When i saw the top liked comment i thought it looked like it was going to be another arrow to the knee joke.

[Alk3ohol]

@roadhockey1 hahahaha me too.

[bigolcock21]

Mitch is a fucking legend!

[Lasse444444Lasse]

Whats wrong with americans? are they really that scared of foul language?

[ZeusYourUncle]

@Lasse444444Lasse No. Most are just afraid of thinking of anything that really matters.

[nfinn42]

GO AROUND!! :P

[JandCCards]

Fruit on the bottom. Hope on the top.

[mihainegoescu]

People on the fourteenth floor, you know what floor you're on ..

[UncleJunkyard]

Fuck you and your censoring too.

[sugarfreelemonade]

Mark Zuckerburg at 5:53

[bigestboomboom1]

Everyone says he wears glasses because he is high, I thought it was so he could close his eyes because of his stage fright...

[danielwuhsin]

@bigestboomboom1 according to rumor he used to have a friend sit in the front row so he could make eye contact and deliver the show to them

[RapMusicWithLyrics]

@bigestboomboom1 According to Wikipedia that's the only true reason.

[bigestboomboom1]

@RapMusicWithLyrics Wikipedia finally has my back

[WallBush]

1:38 fried or fertilized?

[crustymuppit]

sure, lets take out all the swear words....in other words...lets degrade the quality of the comedy. Whatever.

[s13silly]

The song at the end is "hello" by the cat empire an Aussie band. The was a really funny guy, I love that kind of humour

[Racingirl911]

I absolutely loved his style. So sad that he's gone. :•{

[Str3ngthwait3]

TO HELL WITH PURPLE PEOPLE!!

[eisenkreuzmusik]

@Str3ngthwait3 47 purple people disliked this video

[ThePoisonedBurrito]

RIP Mitch X_X

[declanktownsend]

cat empire at the end, nice

[streetlegend856]

mitch rocks



[syk0saje]

anyone know the music used at the end?

[declanktownsend]

@syk0saje its something by the cat empire, cant remember atm sorry, but check them ojut, its all good

[syk0saje]

@declanktownsend thanks!

[syk0saje]

@declanktownsend awesome! thanks to you, i can't get enough of this band now XD

[SuperEverythingman]

Thanks for posting this. Fuck I love this guy.

[TheDailyVitamin]

Fruit on the bottom, HOPE ON TOP.



[anangrywalrusify]

What is the point of the safety feature on youtube if shit is censored and gets flagged?

[Benzadawg]

did you really need to cut out the swear words?

[Baxxter101]

LMAO! Mitch Hedberg rolled with a style no one else will ever even come close to...

He pulled the deepest observations out of some of the simplest things in life. True comedians comedian.

[food603]

Mitch Hedberg R.I.P :(

[Earthium]

people he has to be censored or the youtube trolls will flag it and it will be taken down

[Earthium]

more jump cuts then a vlog

[johannesschaff]

Genius. I wish he rapped.

[4lligator]

@johannesschaff That's really stupid. Why would you say that? Might as well say "this black forest cake is delicious, I wish it was covered in mayonnaise"

[kittykatty09]

YOU ARE THE REAL HERO MITCH, YOU ARE!

[111Buckethead]

Acording to the camera, you are "orange" .. "orange"

[junkabuttafli05]

the part that is censored is from TV and it was censored by the TV channel where it was recorded from... the uploader did not censor these clips... get a grip people... damn

[Kggivens42]

Good grief, watch the uncensored videos if the profanity makes it sooo much better for you!

[paul201984]

R.I.P

[Friendpersonkid]

He's not a kid's comedian. So why censor him?

[audiowiz]

fuck, chopping up his jokes is a disgrace

[AlexWerkmeister712]

You can't fucking censor me, you shitty cunt.

[MrBifocles]

Funky funk

[zerbloo987]

Profanity censorship makes this worse than the original clips. Stupid fag even cut some of the applause and jokes out. This compilation sucks. Mitch is amazing, but the editor of this video fails.

[casperisdaman]

@zerbloo987 The editor of this video is just a kid; cut her some slack, she's still learning

[kkedigh]

I used to like Mitch Hedberg. I still do, but I used to, too.

[LifeofLucidity]

@kkedigh then you took an arrow in the knee. Yes I know it's stupid and annoying, but it had to be said.

[jakedude11]

@kkedigh That was on the last video too, what the fuck man? I HATE YOUTUBERS.

[sylicone221]

worms enjoy

[playmaker392]

favorite part 4:44 :P

[missmegz1993]

"When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was." LOL

[misskity6]

I still search his videos to this day. More than any other comedian by far.

[syk0saje]

anyone know the music used at the end?

[Laryn04]

Wow never seen him without his shades. I like him with his shades better, their apart of his personality and style.

[HeavyFogPSPKC]

@FacckUtube hahahah

[HeavyFogPSPKC]

@FacckUtube Dude, how can you compare comics with two completely different styles? Both ingenious in their own right. I don't understand how people like you can't appreciate something for what it is. You will never hear another Mitch Hedberg and sadly, he is gone. How can you not laugh and on top of that claim bullshit? I'm completely blown away by your ignorance.

[itspennysboat]

why all the cuts? every joke he says are gold

[NoxiousRob]

@firefox - I agree Bill Hicks was a genius, but so was Mitch. Different comedy styles, but both were absoloute one-offs and unfortunately died much too young. I wish both of them were still around.

[CreepinOnTheLow420]

Maybe if you weren't a pompous tight ass you would realize that Mitch's comedy is hilarious because it's simply random thoughts from the mind of someone who spent more time than not messed up on drugs coupled with a wild imagination. Before you say something about the drugs, you should realize that you may as well be saying you don't like The Doors, Zeppelin, Clapton, ect. Anyways, Mitch Hedberg...You are my all time favorite stand up comedian of all time. RIP you funny bastard.

[BASSPLAYER731]

my favorite comedian of all time!!! RIP Mitch

[dondondondonism]

@FacckUtube Mitch's jokes aren't about the same shit and it's a different style. Granted bill hicks was probably more intelligent but calling these jokes "bullshit" is just ignorant. It's called the one liner, and mitch mastered it.

[blcdfblcdf]

fuck/shit/hell cuts = dislike (btw, isnt it funny how we use those words to express ourselves/make us feel good? no wonder we shouldnt say them)

[collegehumorrulz1]

@swed420ws are u fucking retarded its a joke i am seriously worried about you it was a grammer joke but i guess ur to fucking dumb to get it

[whatthefuckisnttaken]

Thanks for the laughs, Mitch :D

[DeathScytheHell23]

"Bush, search party of three."  That was hilarious!

[collegehumorrulz1]

@XvQUAZZYvX LOLOlOLOL say it out loud without a comma xD

[collegehumorrulz1]

@swed420ws Grammer is important Ex: I helped my uncle Jack, off his horse.

Without grammer I helped my uncle jack off his horse

[XvQUAZZYvX]

@collegehumorrulz1 I helped my uncle, Jack, off his horse. Actually, you don't even need the comma, so you could just write 'I helped my Uncle Jack off his horse.' Either works though.

If you wish to point out how important grammar is, please try to, at the very least, use it correctly.

[spankthemonkee112]

@swed420ws grammar isn't. *reading's.

[spankthemonkee112]

@swed420ws I was yelling at him for lack of reading skills. IDC who made up the joke.

[unmemorablehero]

Ah crap....just realized that this argument is happening below me.

If only this was a triple whammy, then the Dufrane's could be found.

[unmemorablehero]

Did scrubs steal Dr. Acula from mitch??

[Firefox227]

Those who hit dislike mean, "I dislike that Mitch is gone".

[chandc18]

@Firefox227 That and the profanity censorship really makes me want to dislike this video.

[SiddharthsVlogs]

@Firefox227 That probably means that eveyone should dislike this video

[audiowiz]

@Firefox227 Or they mean they dislike the editors terrible cutting up of Mitch Hedberg's jokes... that shit ain't right

[CiaraKMoore]

dr. acula like jd

[BrightEyes10003]

@CiaraKMoore scrubs stole that

[spankthemonkee112]

@BrightEyes10003 And i doubt that Mitch Hedberg was the first to think of it.

[BrightEyes10003]

@spankthemonkee112 yeah, you're right. mitch stole it from scrubs. he disguised it really well though, considering the fact that he did it before scrubs. gee, he had me fooled...

[spankthemonkee112]

@BrightEyes10003 WHERE THE FUCK DID I SAY MITCH TOOK IT FROM SCRUBS YOU FAGGOT PIECE OF SHIT? I SAID THAT IT'S A SLIGHT POSSIBILITY THAT SOME ONE ELSE THOUGHT OF IT BEFORE SCRUBS AND MITCH, YOU'RE SO UNBELIEVABLY RETARDED, GO KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

p.s. I hate people who can't read, and I want them dead.

[SimpleImp]

@spankthemonkee112 lol h4rdc0r3z internetz rage. Gettin somewhere!

[spankthemonkee112]

@SimpleImp I hate people who can't read, and I want them to die.

[chuckhayes]

1:37



[poopikins]

"Bag em' up!!"

[XxGRINDSMYGEARSxX]

aaaw they cut the best part of the bigfoot bit. "THERE IS A LARGE, OUT-OF-FOCUS MONSTER ROAMING THE COUNTRYSIDE. Run, he's fuzzy, get out of here."

[the626]

Omg this video amazing!

Not only because of Mitch Hedberg but cause of TCE's "Hello" at he end. That was a nice surprise.

[lukeyanes47]

Haha BAG 'EM UP!

[turoniner]

FUCK FUCK FUCK why did you cut the swears. Lame.

[supersonic606]

GOD DAMMIT STUPID CUTS just like vevo

[jakubrox19]

hahah hit 9 constantly :D

[knudson18]

Geniuuuuuuuusss!!!!!

[TheBiddleMan]

I was shown this motherfucker today, and am loving every second. Genius.

[LiebeMultaLangues]

How can you eat at a time like this? People are missing! Bush : Search party of 3, you can eat when you find the Dufrains.

[Nasaplt]

26 people still don't know what slip covers are.

[2050drums]

R.I.P.



[kuroshashu]

Disliked on account of the profanity cuts. Grow the fuck up and realize that words are not magic.

[LiberallySprinkled]

@kuroshashu Yeah, wtf is wrong with people? IF YOU FREAK OUT OVER SIMPLE PROFANITIES, WHY BOTHER TO MAKE A MITCH HEDBERG COMPILATION? MAKE A SESAME STREET COMPILATION INSTEAD. Idiots.

[MattL883]

@kuroshashu YO U WANT MY RING?

[HoNUrkiN]

Don't diss the green people just because we ain't as motivated as you.

[wikiwikiwee1]

every picture you say im keeping that one in mind

[beardedswine]

he sounds like a mexican elvis

[wille35]

the profanity cuts are counter productive. I just focus on what word you actually cut out. It doesn't make people not pay attention to the language.

[mikvance]

CENSORING? Fuck you!

[murderbitch0]

"We estimate that you are angry."

<3

[FighterOfTheFoo93]

By the way, this story is not made up:

Friend 1 tells the MH joke: I like to take a toothpick and throw it in the forest and say "You're home!"

Friend 2: *pause*... Oh HAHAHAHA!! 'Cause it's made of wood!!

That really happened!!!  :P

[weirdlycrazyy]

hahaha i love him so much my life will never b complete cuz ill never meet him :'(

[ssssssssssssssss5580]

eat shit and die faggot

[leftovervictim19]

acid makes you think like mitch hedberg ;D ;D

[5199girlygirl]

@leftovervictim19 if you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid!

[FighterOfTheFoo93]

@5199girlygirl Whoa, Eddie Izzard reference??? Nice

[matthewturneradams]

@5199girlygirl Nice Eddie quote. gotta love the Izzard

[leftovervictim19]

i love how they threw him in that 70's show lmao

[sylicone221]

@leftovervictim19 worm food

[Dontdisstheguy33]

hcello hcello

[joehxcallen24]

Like the videos but mitch needs his profanity!

[TheBxylq]

what the why is the  profanity cut out?

[tasteflavored]

:/ cuts are for sluts

[DeeJaySF]

It's nice to have all this Mitch in one easy location, but your cutting was brutal, you even chopped up some of the jokes..

[imstoned6]

search party of 3

[ThatsMRawesumO2U]

"thats how i shop, i sit behind a table with a pen"

[Olinkah]

Intelligent humor is SO SEXY!

[InvertedDoubleAces]

@Olinkah Thank god someone still has sense : ]

[Maze13rocks]

"I'm staying at a hotel right now, there is no 13th floor because of superstition. But come on man, the people in the 14th floor, you know what floor you're really on.." hahahahahahah

[AparraPinkDays]

I flippin' can't breathe...!! dude was hilarious... I don't care what drugs he did, he's awesome!! RIP Mitch Hedberg.

[cheechanchux]

Who cares if he's figiting and not making eye contact, he's telling jokes that are pretty fucking funny he's probable doing acid with bill hick and bumming smokes off pryor in heaven

[DestructivelyYours]

20 people don't have king sized beds c;

[vejolta]

he has small witty jokes lol. he's great. just lots of one-liners and quick jokes. i love it xD

[macrokaiju]

somewhere is heaven god is laughing his ass off

[hoopla5117]

@UTubeCommentsAreLOL Dude they're called one-liners for a reason xD stop being an ass and try loling?

[RyantheCanuckpirate]

How did this get 20 dislikes?

[Valkodu]

@UTubeCommentsAreLOL You call Jeselnik a genius yet you complain Mitch Hedberg doesn't have delivery? Yeah, he doesn't have any delivery, but at least his jokes are funny. Jeselnik is unfunny and arrogant.

[ANCESTERSMEMORIES]

i really enjoyed this comp

tyvm for the post

mitch is one of my favs

i remember him so well

[HawkeyeDrifter]

It's just not Mitch without the cussing.

[jialmaraz]

R is just a P with a kickstand

[FunnyL13]

anyone got a clue what song is played at the end of the clip.

[9ooglesuxballs]

@FunnyL13 Put 'Cat Empire Hello' into the search box, should be the first hit

[chazrocks123]

Sir, you have one of my rooms!

[niz32iqbal]

@chazrocks123 stay out!!!!!!!

[use0her0name]

@UTubeCommentsAreLOL

His lack of delivery is his delivery. and mitch is a genius

[chrismcdonald16602]

lol funny guy

[wogolfer]

@UTubeCommentsAreLOL Hahaha. jeselink is pretty funny. and it's great how your youtube name fits so well with the kind of comments you post. It would actually fit even more if your name was @Idonthavealife or @ItalkaboutballsacksbecauseIwa­sbornwithoutone

[rosalieangelface221]

@wogolfer I just read your comment in Mitch's voice =P

[rosalieangelface221]

@wogolfer I just read your comment in Mitch's voice =P

[wogolfer]

@UTubeCommentsAreLOL <------- this guy doesn't know a comic genius when he sees one

[SuburbanInvasion]

3:44 John McCain? lmao

[feedingear]

@paradiseboy37 misspelt tributes. its a youtube tradition!