Black Ops 2 Bucks's "I Have a Dream" Life Story

[themrlaptopfreak]

why were you suspended

[licensedanimal]

Cool story bro

[ki11xJAYx]

I would love it if you guys checked out my channel. I upload MW3 videos right now but I will be uploading BF3 videos soon. Thumbs up if you like my channel and don't forget to Subscribe.

[Plateroxyoursox]

Would you rather be thrown onto a bed of nails and take three days to die, or have your arms and legs cut off but live?

[epilevo]

[${2}$]

[theguythatmakesvids1]

would you rather fuck a dog or a goldfish

[Je2xse]

@theguythatmakesvids1 hahaahhahhhahahhh

[TheMarcello1993]

would you rather be 2 bucks, or yourself?

[FINNDURKANLOL]

AAHHHHH 1337 AHHHHHHH

[MFX95]

1337 LIKES BITCHES

[cody79921]

i saw hitler on a cm while watching this vid

[Justcallmepeteryang]

Congatulations Billy

[ICU2P]

Would you rather give the nastiest blowjob to a 80 year old man, or tell us your name?

[MavrieckII]

Wow.. I remember you.. I distinctly remember you never saying your name.. I was cracking up.. Nah.. Im just BS'ing xD

[DennisChambers113]

Cool story bro.

[brittbast]

would u rather shove frozen shit up ur ass or have your sister throw up in your mouth

[STICKAZOMEZ]

Would you rather fuck Megan fox but she has ur dad's face or be in a homosexual relationship with Justin bieber?

[casadul45]

Would u rather trade your soul for superpowers or trade your soul for bieber to die

[FlUFFY0121BUNNY]

sounds like a real politician.....

[alibaliist]

how can i send 2bucks a vid ??

[IsThis18Characters]

@alibaliist 2bucks.com

[DGregster]

I was president of my school in sixth grade.

[StubbornMoon1]

Remember when you could watch a video without having to sit through commercials?

Remember when music videos were uploaded by users and not VEVO

Remember when all the info was to the right of the video?

Remember you could rate a video 1-5 stars?

Remember the famous yellow subscribe button?

Remember when the users controlled the site and not corporation

Post this in every video and lets start a youtube revolution

Thumbs up to keep at the top of the page

[JokingChief]

@StubbornMoon1 Remember when YouTube made you pay? Yeah me neither. Lets keep it that way.

[theMrjswin]

@StubbornMoon1 thumbs down to keep at bottom of page

[fosternellio]

he stopped bc he died right after...

[MirageKND]

Russian models ... :D hell yeah boy i understand you!

[uunseen1]

u got suspended only once in 8th grade???

good effort, i got suspended about 7 times, lol XD

[12yan1000]

@uunseen1 through all middle school i got no detentions or suspensions aha and im a troublemaker

[uunseen1]

@12yan1000 how do you do it??

my respects to you

[12yan1000]

@uunseen1 sorry for the long response but just talk your way out of shit when you get caught then the principal likes you

[uunseen1]

@12yan1000 never been good at talking, one of the reasons i got busted so much...

[12yan1000]

@uunseen1 good luck bro i cant help you out on that one aha sorry

[AntiNukeLlama]

Would you rather have your YouTube channel stolen, and you are never able to get it back, or have sex with the ugliest person on earth? ;)

[bxxch10]

Hey guys, can anyone here help me out? I want to show my friend a 2bucks commentary that i think would help him for a topic in debate team, but I can't find it. It's almost like it was deleted or something. It's the one where 2bucks talks about the school curriculum and how unfair it is that teachers seem to have all the power and love to abuse it and kids can't do anything or they will get punished.

Anyways, if any of you guys have seen it or know the link, can you post it in a reply?Tank ju :D

[OrionCinemas]

hey 2 bucks, what is your real name?

[thebuove]

SUBSCRIBED

[thebuove]

would u rather eat on some sweaty gym socs or a sandwich that someone hade cum all over???

[thebuove]

anyone who disliked this probs has a girl weiner

[DFDiP]

@thebuove You can't dislike idiot.

[elenatranny]

Would u lick gravy between some fat woman's jelly rolls or Eat gum that was in someones hair

[aicewei]

you should write shortstoreis loll it was really good

[ParoDox26]

Would you rather lick peanut butter off a hobo's feet and swallow pubes( Pubes from Male)

[gantoo]

Gogo! first asian president in the USA. ^^

[zKingOfAgez]

I was president of my elementary school, but at the end of the year they "fired" me...

[mortaldemon1]

would you rather be asian or a rich little fuckr

[IIDing]

would you rather shag your mum or get bummed by ur dad

would you rather eat some horrible animal shit or eat a used tampon

[MVPINCORPERATED]

would you rather bang a donkey or kiss a racoon

[13Lackmgk]

would u rather have a ugly girlfriend that is nice to u or a girlfriend that dosen't respect u?

[jawsy777]

@13Lackmgk girl that doesnt respect me....other wise i cant fuck em....shes gotta be hot

[13Lackmgk]

@jawsy777 my bad a girlfriend that is really hot but dosent respect u

[Jdawggaming]

Why suspended

[christhenotlamm]

i heard that 2 bucks is now miss 2 bucks is it true

[cocobeaner34]

2 bucks for president

[MrFunny2guys]

Would you rather jack off a squirrel or hump a goat.

[MrFunny2guys]

Well I have a boner.

[NYDoll9]

hi two bucks i know you know alex wink wink from story time w alex i was wondering if he could help me .ah hem dear alex i have graduated from my school and most of my friends and the love of my 5th grade life are going to a school in riverdale and im going to one in Manhattan but the school im going to is for arts and smart kids only 5 people i know are going to my school but i will not know anyone well if you give me some advicen that will be realy helpful and this is my moms acount but thanks

[ShayDaWay]

would u rather like ur cock or have sex with ur grandmom

[KlayKillProductions]

would you rather have pizza face or rasin balls?

[crazyGam3r117]

would you rather drink a cup of cum or get butt-fucked by a gorrilla:D

[OTKgamer]

Whats the account you play on?

(Is this your gameplay?Because I thought your account was I Need 2 Bucks)

[My360AndMe]

Would you rather drink a pool full of diarrhea and period blood or listen to one of lady gaga's album's?

I'd also like to point out that we people of youtube have really fucked up minds.

[marlonsmith713]

would you rather get your junk bite off slowly by ants or have your dick sucked by your best guy freind ahahahah

[Awesomenizzleness]

Would you rather have 1 nut or no fingers on both hands

[Iarlaithtimmins]

thumbs up if ur the 21523 viewer

[Superboy0500]

would u rather suck doggy balls or be a nobody

[Scarecrow363]

Would you rather rub ice on a fat guys nipples for an hour long, or fist a monkey.

[jewsinthetoaster]

would u rather eat on some poop or suck on a girl weiner

[INSERTaccountHERE]

@jewsinthetoaster eat poop cuz a gurl with a weiner is actualy a dude and im no homo

[gamehau5]

@INSERTaccountHERE Nah, it's a trannie. Still a woman, just has a dick.

[INSERTaccountHERE]

@gamehau5 techneckly its not a gurl with a weiner its a dude with tits

[gamehau5]

@INSERTaccountHERE Just the way you stated it made me laugh sir. Thanks :D

[jewsinthetoaster]

@INSERTaccountHERE not if they changed sex

[tylerivory]

@jewsinthetoaster u meen justin bieber

[zackrox34]

@jewsinthetoaster eat poop for sure i will never touch a weiner

[TheToddy30]

@jewsinthetoaster WTF is a girl weiner?

[KxBuLLeT]

@TheToddy30 A shemale.

[Qaphsiel1]

asian what ill never, ill never!!! lol jk

[illr34pyou]

lol, me and my friend played a song in front of 200 peeps once... at my graduation actually. the largest crowd i had before that was in front of 3 people. and then i stood there, we were ready to play. and then we began. i played like a god(not), i made some mistakes. but this was like the guitarplay of my life. and then suddently my friend forgets the lyrics. and that's how we failed and everyone was thinkin wtf about us.

[mahaddad13]

Would you rather suck a fat kid's tits or wipe a hot chicks ass and then pop her neck pimples. ;)

[TheMafiaMonkeys]

now thats an argument!!!!!!!!

[playram1]

@BkegleyFTW

Shut up cracker. 

[hollistri]

Ur name Is really Billy bob?

[Thundernurd]

I stopped watching whien i saw the RC-XD killstreak poppin' up my screen

[dennisman222]

11 people didn't even get 1 vote in their elections

[bman101298]

I never knew you were asian.

[TheBigLittleSmurf]

Your Asian?

[POODEEDO]

if u like commentarys come checkout my chanell i only have one up but i have videos waitting to commentate and i do play with subs or people who help me start off and i will give shoutouts and thank you

[F1ddyCal]

lol the like same thign happened to me when i was in 5th grade. or 4th i forget. but there were like 4 of us running for student council and i was sick the day we like gave a speech and stuff. and i came to school the next day to be told i won. but since i wasn't there they just let whoever came next win.

[RC4CW4RR10R]

2 bucks, would you rather have a nude gay "69" or eat dog for breakfast and a cat for dinner

[pureskill13]

is this the 2bucks that used to be in "F@G"??

[Mixmastermehdi]

@pureskill13 yeah

[xorlando3]

Why did you get suspended for ?

[PeeWee1SEANFTW]

when he said "who in history have done really nice speeches, and of course the first person that came to mind was...." who else thought he was gonna say Hitler hahaha

[davitt123456]

Why did ya get suspended????

[Finnstar3]

Dude this guy playin was 39-0 when you stopped thats really good

[jesus35688]

would you rather be justin bieber or george bush?

[Wopedomer]

UR ASIN??

[7akeemz]

YOU'RE ASIAN???

[MrAlpha93652053175]

When I did that shit I was so scared an farad so I decited to smoke a blunt in front of all my fellow 6,7th an 8th grade friends and the principal. Long story short I won... While I was suspended

[SpotlightGameplay]

@MrAlpha93652053175 It's bullshitters like you that think they're cool and put the peer pressure on the younger kids to take drugs - get a life and stop pretending to be something you're not.

[CoDFYi]

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[TylerBiss1]

I had to memorize and say the entire I have a dream speech for history and I shit you not it sucked

[AlvinGaming]

Hot Russian chicks? I'm Russian, and I wanna Hot chick too!

[canttre]

would you rather jump of a 2 story building nutting yourself on a stop sign OR place one testicle on a rail road track and get it run over by a train. (keep in mind you survive both)

[jdreic]

@canttre shoot myself in the head.

[Xx9GamerGuy6xX]

I just had sex!

[TheCountCrumpet]

@Xx9GamerGuy6xX LIE DETECTED.

[tapantap1]

wat is your name

[MultiBuzz1]

when you said my name is i was waiting in anticipation haha, and why did you get suspended i wanted to know that !

[freekproductions007]

rofl i thought you were gonna: thumbs up if you have been suspended one time too:D

[Playboyblackops]

Xfdduhcdyjkbf sorry whipeing the jizz off my key board

[xxTHExLEGITxx]

Would you rather be a hobo that gets laid everyday but lives on the streets or

a rich/straight guy that has to wear a strap on but still never gets laid.?

[xxTHExLEGITxx]

I have friends that are asians and their BEAST o.o, btw u need to find a girl man..

[SuperAmazingGaming]

Would You rather be attacked by 12 duck sized horses or1 horse sized duck

[MrPuppeteye]

Uh.. Wtf, why did he get suspended from the student council?

[licky02]

c'mon theres nothing wrong with asians, theyre smart and funny, unlike niggers and mexicans who are lazy and have no manners.

[MrUltraSuperMan]

OMG I THOUGHT OF MARTIN LUTHER KING TOO :DD

[playinbout]

You're asian????? *Unsubscribed*

[freakkyleader]

@playinbout why would you unsub, just because he's asian. you are an example of how racist and ignorant people are today by unsubing because of race and not quality

[MrUltraSuperMan]

@playinbout HES ASIAN?!!?!? *Unsubscribed*

[playram1]

@playinbout

Wow man, you American fuckheads are so fucking racist. I could see why Osama bombed New York.

[tafrog1]

@playram1 DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY AMERICANS DIED THAT DAY?! YOU ARE A FRIGGEN JERK

[playram1]

@tafrog1

I don't want to sound mean, but some of them kinda deserved it.

[jrules78]

@playram1 how the fuck did they deserve it dick hole

[playinbout]

@playram1 so why do you live in america then? you dumbass immigrant

[TheHanslowable]

Why were u suspended?

[garyisatrex]

where is 2 bucks from? is he actually asian?

[thecodmaster57]

hey 2 bucks i think u ar awesome it would be cool if u had a ps3 so u could face if any of ur friends on xbox has ps3 can u plz tell them 2 add me my name is shadowphoenix57 if u hav ps3 then plz add me urself i subscribe 2 every one of ur videos see ya later p.s i think ur awesome i really do do u know y i do because u ar im ur biggest fan it would be cool if u gave me a shout out or mentioned my name my name is jack im from ireland wen i was in florida i tasted pink lemonade it is awesome

[GraveCaller101]

Appeal to the black kids, they just wont beat you up, they still vote for the blackest person availible

[HomieHound12]

stuff watchin the video

[callofduty4156]

Like your videos there FUNNY!!!!!!!!

[lilcris30]

would you rather eat a box of nerds out of a strippers asshole ? or eat a lollipop out of a strippers vagina ?

[iteen242]

@lilcris30 lollipop out of strippers vagina cauz its a combo :)

[TheNintendogamer105]

Martin Luther King wants his speech back.

[theallience21]

1000th like

[u2todit4me]

/watch?v=UOyHxKI9dcY

[Felix0XiviX]

Why were you suspended in eighth grade 2 Bucks?

[scottydx]

Would you rather Mung or Angry End of the Aztecs? (Urban dictionary terms, I would reveal the definitions, but I feel you could do a better job)

[thedemon021]

would you rather me mexican or asian

[SrGtNiCk]

988- 9 is the like/dislike chart? I thought it was 2 bucks kdr in black ops :)

[celtic4everscot]

Martin luther king was born on my sisters birthday and assianated on mine :(

[Luigilow123]

Would you rather not feel anything during sex or bathe in some1 slyavia

[YayToast14]

Wait why were you suspended

[KILLERKANE1000]

u talk about the gayest shit

[CheeseWisconsin]

would you rather fight a man with bear arms or a bear with man arms?

[TheNintendogamer105]

Would you rather kill who you think is the hottest person ever for $1,000,000 or kill Justin Bieber but have to pay $1,000,000

[XxIMMABEAST04xX]

@TheNintendogamer105 pay the 1,ooo,ooo

[hopper11995]

@TheNintendogamer105 what if you think justin bieber is the hottest? i do

[leovxn]

@hopper11995 *insert rude comment about your judgment here* If you do think that, you would kill him and pay 1million and recieve 1 million. All in all, you'd make 0, and you wouldve done the world a favor.

[UNIfromCHATT]

why dont you use your real name? Lin Chen

[sedgey12345]

At 4:58, you kill the bus driver. :D

[CALLOFDUTYisBAD01]

would you rather be driven around for a day by a woman, or ask for a sandwich from a woman which never comes?

[Jaroxx16]

would u rather watch gay porn for a day OR kiss JB for an hour?

[GamesToExtreme11]

@Jaroxx16 UMMMMM What if i close my eyes while watcching the porn?

Or if i get a picture of a girl?

[bakp17]

@GamesToExtreme11 If you have your eyes closed, then you aren't *watching* it, now are you? :P

[GamesToExtreme11]

@bakp17 FUCK,How bout the picture?Im watching the PIcture not the guy,So HA! I am watching the picture,Right??????

[JordanianWorldOrder]

would you rather have sex with Chewbacka or watch 4 hours of Womens basketball

[GamesToExtreme11]

@JordanianWorldOrder 4Hours

[goofygroova16]

wtf is with asians there all fuckin geniuses and r good at everything

[Dreadzone514]

@goofygroova16 Dude, didn't you know? Us Asians have cheat codes for everything. :D

[MrAngryAnimal]

lol my dads name is bob mcgee

[NoScopeGamerz1]

@MrAngryAnimal My dads name is billybob mcgee