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  • Asian Americans got swag, Asian Asians (FOBs) are conservative.

  • American anything relates more with america than any other country. You take a asian american, african american, hispanic american...wtf do you call white americans...european americans and they would relate more to each other than the counterparts in the other countries.

  • You lost me when you started talking about asians wearing jackets

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  • HUH??!! well both of them are sweet and cool and cuuute < there is no difference maybe from the way they dress ummm chinese arent boring maybe some of them well your not boring like them agggh its complictaed but understandable !! asian ROCKS

  • how come alot of you chinese can be here(united states) for years and yet you know nothing of the english language?

  • @nocturnalserpent you know what, I've seen lots of americans working in china and they can't even tell when or whether they get cursed in Chinese. As long as people make a living, who cares what language(s) they know, or don't know. besides, I don't think there is a pattern that other immigrants learn english faster.

  • Mail order brides may get upset.

  • Of corse Asians wait warm clothing right? It sometimes snow and you Asians are very creative lucky you

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  • He's absolutely right politicians make all these stupid decisions and then the people get blamed for it.

  • wtf you talking about?....

  • dumbass...

  • ONE LOVE NIGGA

  • NO U LOOK ASIAN GAYESE! BE COMMON SENSE !

  • banana

    

  • @ EVERYONE WHO COMMENTED...... STFU!!!! HE'S BEING SARCASTIC!!!! IF YOU CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN JOKES AND SINCERITY THEN UR A FU@KIN IDIOT!! GO SOMEWHERE AND DIE. PLEASE!

  • lol if im right plums up he sounds like ted mosby from how i met your mother

  • @beratio omg he so does, that's crazy. lol.

  • @jocastaanu :P he does doesnt he:P

  • An Asian-Asian, First generation Asian is a better term, is someone who hasn't been indoctrinated by Anglo-American hegemony. An Asian American is an Asian; usually second or third generation, who is fully indoctrinated in Anglo-American ideals; similar to how second and third generation European immigrants are "White" versus their first generation equivalents who are their natural ethno-nationality (Polish, German, Irish etc).

  • ur fucking hot

  • You look like a native Chinese speaker, Asian Asian.

  • I don't know why it's so hard for people to understand. How you act depends on the social environment you grew up in. Period. Your race might affect your perception of yourself relative to your fellow countrymen, but you still think the same way they do.

  • FUCK YOU ALASKA IS AWESOME!!! I HAPPEN TO BE ESKIMO!!! DICK...

  • FUCK U Son of a Bitch

  • You know, Asian pride is all fun and well, but remember, you live in America.

    Personally I hate when Asians(and other ethnicities) only talk to each other in their language, never even attempt to talk to anyone new, and complain about what a lazy shithole America is. You obviously came here for a reason. Of course, not saying that all asians are like that.

  • asian americans are dumb and lazy like their american brothers. LOL asian asians rule.

  • @TranThanhHai1 Vietnamese Americans are significantly more educated and successful than their Vietnam-raised counterparts.

  • @TranThanhHai1 go back to your fucking china, chink

  • My skool has hella white ppl which makes me sorta sad cuz i want to be around asians even though im a vietnamese american... AZN PRIDE

  • My parent were born in Ca Mao, Vietnam. I was born and raised in seattle. washington. im fluent in vietnamese which seems weird to me cuz.... u know? an asian american? buy yaaaa, u get it. nice video :))

  • History lesson. If you are a American citasen you are AMERICAN! nothing els also or you are not an AMERICAN! AT! ALL! Americans come in all colors shapes and sizes. I came from sweden but im NOT! swedish American IM! AMERICAN! and NO! it's not a skin color thing at all. I am of swedish descent but im AMERICAN!

  • All Americans are Humaus Americanus there is no different term for Asian Americans all Americans are humanus Americanus.

  • All the international asian students just stick with their own kind, only talking in chinese n korean. how the hell am I, a chinese american who speak english better than chinese, suppose to approach them?

  • @guitarhamster102 Just approach them. They understand English. I have many Asian friends from Korea, China, Taiwan, Japan, India, Malaysia, etc when I was still in school a year ago. They're pretty open to making friends with Asian-Americans from my experience, and I didn't feel like they treated me differently..

  • that water drinking is halarious

    good video, dude

  • Im filipino . Hangs out with anyone.

  • i am filipino and i hang out with my friends,

  • I'm chinese american and I always hang out with americans and never hang out with chinese chinese.

  • I'm korean american and I hang out with americans and don't hang out with korean koreans....

  • This guy's even got the Asian Bed Head Hair!! Awesome! From an AbC to AbC this guy is the shit! Get ur act organized and you can do standup man! You probably already bang alotta white chics with that sense for humor!! Thats all Americans( asian americans or otherwise) care about anyway : partying and sex not anime or Fob Gq or eskimo jackets.Spot on man! Keep on Rockin'

  • this guy's understanding is superficial

  • *"you are like so late for school!" (sorry I forgot to put "late", lol).

  • In my opinion, Asian Asians have an Asian accent like "you so late for school", but Asian Americans have an American accent like "you are like so for school".

  • well... in my opinion, "Asian Asians" are who can actually speak their mother's language fluently. And Asian Americans are who cant speak or speak their native laguages in a "ok" level ;)

    If you want to know, just ask!! lolz... so simple right?

  • @BrianNguyen43 there are many Asian-Americans who speak the language of their ethnicity very fluently, and there are MANY Asians who are 3rd generation and beyond Americans. Therefore their mother's tongue is English.

    FYI, BrianNguyen not every Asian-American parents immigrated from a 3rd world country like Vietnam. Just saying.

  • @HanGookPOWER Whatever you say man! Didnt I say it's my opinion?? and what do you mean by fluently?? to me, fluently is when they can understand all the phrases!

    FYI, I didnot say every Asian-American parents immigrated from Vietnam... oh, btw, I dont give a sh*t about what Vietnam ranks in the world... just saying.

  • @BrianNguyen43 Just because you say it's your opinion, doesn't mean it's not dumb or stupid. What do I mean fluently? go look up a dictionary because FLUENTLY doesnt mean just "understanding"

    FYI, your example reeks of a 3rd world country immigrant from Vietnam...so btw your "OPINION" is retarded...just saying.

  • @HanGookPOWER lmao!!! wow, your understanding is so good!! you're not a normal person man! you're a supper! your parent must be really proud of you! cuz they sometimes can be dumb and stupid like us normal person!!

    I'll let you win man! say whatever you want! normal person like us dont care about what you supper saying!

  • Asians in America seem to assimilate too well into their culture, to the point that they totally forget some of their own values too.

  • Who cares thumbs up if you think he's hot and Chinese!!!

  • you sound like the guy from how i met your mother and like an asian version of him

  • The part from 5:55 - 6:52 literally had me laughing out loud.

  • The jacket thing was funny... because it is SO TRUE!!!

  • this guy are so damn gay ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!

  • Let's just say Americans don't care. They view all Asians as "chinks." Asians should stick together and fight those racist Americans together. Unite together and become one.

  • Hhshalol!

    Youre funny, got a nicr personality.

    (Oh, You're Chinese I guessed wrong. Couldn't see your hair in the dark lighting. Oops.)

  • but u have a cute chink accent,

  • the only difference you speak english other than that ur the same chink hahahahahaah

  • You are very funny!!!

  • haha wow people actually going off from this video.. take a joke

  • i talk to my chinese brothers.they dont understand anything.they cannot speak chinese at all.?they shouldnot forget where they are from.

  • white-washed asians are just trash

  • QUESTION:

    Do most American-born Asians can speak their own language?

    One thing I've always notice about Asian-Americans (especially the Filipino Americans) is that most of them can't even speak their native language nor worst is that they don't even understand it while we (Asian Asians) can speak TWO languages. Yes, most of us have that thick accent but at least we can speak and understand two languages.

  • @Mangkukutod and than there is the rare breed of asians who are in touch with both there asian and new western liberal side.

    I was born and raised in shanghai china till i was 10. So im not even a first generation australian. I can speak fluent english without an accent while still able to maintain fluency in both mandarin and shanghainese dialect.

    I love both asian and american entertainment, knowing full well of everything new coming out of asia.

  • @KoolJayJ that still doesnt make you a better chinese, you are just accustomed to another country and its language and still keep your original one ! thats all.

    I think asians who are tryin to separete themselfs like this taiwanese ignorant up there are biggest FOOLS ! untill someone walk up to their face and say ,

    heyyyy chinamannnnnnn or chinkkkkkkkkk

  • @pornpan96 i never said it makes me a better asian, i just said it makes me a rare group........... what other asians do you know managing to embrace both cultures, customs and langauges to its fullest?? Normally the scale is more titled to one side.

  • @KoolJayJ i hear you and you got ur point, but look at this jerk up there, he is a taiwanese ( no i better not call him chinese cuz the tawinese are not chinese haha ) and just cuz he s an anchor baby and he talks buncha shit, first of all theres no such thing as asian american, if an asian born in usa they ll have usa nationality just like any other foreigner who s got anchor birth rights but the birth certificate will never say american, race : japanese .chinese. filipino. vietnamese etc

  • @pornpan96 we should all be focusing on defeating the west, its sad to see so many asians fighting each other over past fueds.... its sad to see so many of our women are whoring themselves out to the ugliest most biggest white and black losers in the world..... particularly japanese women

    As for south east asia, that place is one big mess

  • @KoolJayJ agreed ! 

  • Lol! I'm a native Filipino who was born and raised in the Philippines. I speak Filipino and English fluently. Why? Well, because English is the second official language here in my country as well as other Southeast Asian countries as well such as Singapore and Malaysia. The big question is. Do most American-born Asians can speak their own language?

  • american-asians are female.asian-asians are male.thats NO.1 difference.american-asians should try to behave like men,ok?NO.2difference is that many american-asians can speak one language while asian- asians can speak at least two languages.if you are an american-asian who cannot speak your own language ,you better kill yourself right away,ok?if you are an american-asian who doesnt have an asian family name,i will call you"son or daughter of bitch",ok?

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  • whats w all the sensitive asian asiands. the guy says hes joking. oh yeh i forgot, big diff between the two groups. asian asians are fuckin serious as fuck. altho im npot a fan of american asains either. prtolly cos i hate yanks lol

  • Your rant was super cute and that is so funny about the whole grade thing!

  • "They born and raised in Taiwan, they're Chinese." good boy

  • we have asians that totaly look caucasian

  • asian americans are ethnically asian but culturally american, theyre americans, apple pie and baseball americans. But asian asians are ethnically asian and culturally chinese, japanese where ever. So theres obviously going to be a cultural divide. they are just foreign to eachother, they look like eachother but they are very different due to the obvious difference in upbringing and environment.

  • most of us(FOB) to call u guys ABC(American Born Confused)..cuz u think u r white, u guys wanna be white..unfortunately, to ur next, next, next generation, u still an azn..

  • @ltflss120607 LOL ABC wanna be White? tell that to Far East Movement #1 in American music charts.

    Ignorance supporting more ignorance doesn't solve anything.

  • @ltflss120607

    Unless you have a white child there goes the Asian out of you hopefully most Asians will marry Asian girl and preserve their asian background, you also have to look at the history, why Asian Americans are living in america and whether or not it is the right time to go back to asia because that's what I would do If I were Asian, I'm not Asian but I wouldn't mind being able to speak Japanese, not really interested in china maybe because of the same reasons Chinese came to USA..

  • @ltflss120607 no they are nothing , not western not chinese but crap.

    wo paipaipai !

  • @ltflss120607 Total bullshit. Its a cultural and lifestyle difference not race. Like for example look at the Taiwanese and the mainland Chinese people they both have this separated mentality towards each other, and they're the same BLOOD!!. And in the U.S. there are northern east coast people against southern people and most of them happen to be the same race! We as human beings regardless of color have the right and the choice to think and live for ourselves period!

  • ur jacket look hella gay dude

  • which do you prefer asians or americans????

  • i feel sorry for his family to have this ABC bananas in this video perhap his parent didnt take the time to teach him right about asian culture right. too all the bananas go jump off the golden gate and rebirth to white again...CHINA RULE!!!!

  • About the outfits... I've noticed that the better dressed ones usually are the Asian Asians cuz they got/know the style. It's most often the American Asian that dress sloppy. Well, Im talking about the teenagers here....

  • @sprbreeze yes because people judge fashion and well-dressed on the evaluation of how teenagers dress...right.

  • ur cute :-]

  • Dun lost me at welcum....

    why does chunese pepel cook kats????

  • @Phoenixwst Because it taste like Chicken..

  • I'm Asian of mixed origin. Though my great grandparents were from China, they never called themselves Chinese, ethnically, but Manchurian. Overall because of the nation of China, they or we are of Chinese descent. The diff. btwn Chinese and Taiwanese is very different. Though there are Chinese who live in Taiwan, cult. is tot. diff. Are you Taiwanese or Chinese?

  • I like the way you do the whole thing in one take.but you just gotta make more of an effort to break the clique. people are people my brother

  • ur so not fat(:

  • You're not fat. :) You're cute.

  • vive votre president noir

    Les blanc sont finis

  • Okay so I'm a white girl and I make As/Bs (I take normal classes).

    Right now, I have a major crush on this asian guy who rides my bus. We talk, and he is one of the nicest, sweetest people I know. He's a year older than me, and is one of the top players in the best orchestra at my school. I'm in orchestra, but am going into the worst next year (haha) He makes practically all As and takes super hard/honors/AP classes. I like him, but I can't tell if he likes me back because he is ...(1/2) ~

  • I don't know if this is a joke or not but the american asian jacket looks really bad ahaha

  • LMFAOOOO!

  • This guy is incredibly dumb for an asian.  Sub-standard intelligence. More like asian asians dress practically, and american asians with leather jackets are faggots.

  • @redleader55yt he's dumb. what can we say?

  • Your Sad...wanna Whiteboy and not accepted them and also by your own people... must be real Sad...

  • @MrDontmakemecomeover It's a joke. Face palm.

  • Actually it's a very simple concept.

    Asian Americans (Chinese) believe in elected government.

    Asians (Mandarin Chinese) are against voting.

    I got into a discussion with one of my Chinese friends and he was totally against any form of election. He was hyperpatriotic and wouldn't accept criticism of China of it's leaders.

    My Asian American friend was apathetic towards politics, but he said voting is a fundemental right.

  • @MrDontmakemecomeover or... your dumbass don't know how to be accepted by others except being accepted by asians only??? why don't be more diverse so that we can end racism stupid

  • Video started out with some promise but it slowed down until the rest of the video. I had no idea what the speaker was tryin to get at.

  • So what about all the Asian doctors is this country? Couldn't they all just decide to stay home a day? haha

  • lol's, i thought fobs wear abercombie and other "white" ppl styles haha...

  • This dude in the video doesn't look Asian-American at all. Besides the fact that he was born in LA as he mentioned , his lifestyle is hella Asian. He just looks Asian Asian.

    Asian Asians in Asia are actually pretty cool, not counting those who just came to America and plan to stay there for good and have to start learning everything from scratch, that's how they fall victim to 'FOB'.

    I am Asian American but I like Asians Asians some of them are actually pretty cool.

  • He TOTALLY mixed up the jacket part.

    An Asian Asian would wear the shiny brown leather jacket.

    An Asian American would more likely be wearing the eskimo gear.

  • Why do not you use word 'Oriental' instead of 'Asian'. When you fill up any government of university form and you are supposed to answer what is your ethenical background, you select 'Asian', but that is true for any person coming from asian continent,including Russians, Turks,etc. What you mean by 'Asian' is 'Oriental', or I would recommend you to enhance the definition of slang 'Asian' you use to identify 'Orientals'.

  • typically asians has the stereotype of being smart. but your the exception

  • i'm british asian :)

  • "what you got on your test the the other day.."

    "i'm like I didn't do so well.."

    "neither did I, I got a 98" I soo hate that.. then they insist on getting your grade out of you.. then they find out that you got an F. then it's an awkward moment...smh

  • what you got on your test the the other day..

    "i'm like I didn't do so well.."

    "neither did I, I got a 98" I soo hate that.. then they insist on getting your grade out of you.. then they find out that you got an F. then it's an awkward moment...smh

  • "If Rosie O'Donnell eats ribs in the forest...." thats nice...

  • sad reality in a country called america..hope you are happy there..

  • Why do people make a big deal, i kick it wit FOB asians and im asian that grew up in cali my whole life, nice people get along with nice people thats it. why yall. Only haters have a problem with getting along with different types of people. love you bye

  • An Asian Asian might not consider Taiwanese as Chinese :D

  • I see many trash like replies.

    Show your respect.

  • Well i dunno about him, but im an american asian who hangs out with an indian dude a few white kids, a few asian asian kids, a few american asian kids, and a black kid, so i guess this video is pointless now. I was white-washed as a kid too!!

    BTW: I dont like the american asian jacket at all...

  • Asian Asians and their children eventually become American Asians anyway, so that's the direction we're all heading anyway, lol

  • just because your parents immigrated to the states(legal or illegally), and have worked at restaurants chopping veggies or folded clothes at laundromats to rasie you here, which makes u think u r superior than them and people with the same background do not make every other asian the same case with you. You sir are a retard.

  • Asian Americans spend their whole lives fighting against the asian american stereotype that they depise F.O.B asians. It makes me think Asian Americans are a cold, bitter group of people who are always to gain a sense of identity. F.O.B asians love their own identity, asian americans do not.

  • No Man there is a word called CIVILIAN!

  • at my school there are the cool asians and the non cool ones. and i finally noticed that the cool ones excluded the ones that are fob making everyone else see them as un cool.

  • i'm asian but i think that pure asians people have better mentality an better attitude compare to asian people who were born in Oversea because  they totally absobed westerner value and mentality

  • If you want to be a racist I'll tell you the truth.

    The AVERAGE score Asians get when it comes to their fashion style, the behavior, and the maturity level of the group...

    Japanese(95/100) > American White (90~93) > American/Candian/etc western Asian(85) > S.Korean (83) > Hong Kongese (80) >Taiwanese (75)>>Mainland Chinese(50)>S.E. Asians(40)>>>N.Korean(3)

    you doubt? Just go to Tokyo, Seoul, Hong Kong, Beijing, Some city like LA in the United States, etc and live there for a month. You'll see.

  • ppl in hk have every single brand there o.o but ppl in hk can be rude..really rude they talk shit about the person right next to them they they have never met before o.o

  • The difference in one word is discipline asian asians are alot more quiet didnt people notice that because i got beat until i would be quiet as a little kid

  • How do Chinese parents name their retarded baby?

    Sum Tan Wong

  • HAHAHAHA i really laughed hard at ur post HAHAHAH!#!#!#@#$*(&#*(%&

  • funny, but WRONG.

  • Real Asians are proud to maintain their ancestral values.

    American Asians are proud to maintain American values.

  • It's not about the clothes. It's your mentality.

  • It's in the feet. FOBs wear tight slacks trimmed off to a razor sharp angle. The slacks are so short you can see their socks and calves when they sit. Don't know about the jacket but I'll check. Russian FOBs wear this too topped off with an ugly sweater. lol

  • i knoe most asian americans are ashamed of their own race so they stay away from fobs lol

  • I WANT BOTH!!!

  • @Keitherton3000

    Yeah bro, that's what you look like...

  • both? but according to this video you can't be both. Anywhorsies, I just find it really amusing how people have this need to define people. It's like our minds will explode if we can' t categorize others.

  • @Keitherton3000

    Look man, I really don't get what you're trying to say there... but hey yeah, people of all skin colors are racist + there's even differencies in between fags of the same ethnicity...

    I once worked night-shift with a korean guy at a gasstation. He always said: "The world is a fuckin' zoo!" I thought that it describes our society pretty well.

    I personally think only all the male chinks should die, so they would leave the azn sluts for a fuckfest!

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  • well im a asian in singapore and i get along well with everyone... XD and im really trying my best to stop saying "lars and lehs" like singlish people do XD lol hahaha

    and btw im a 12 yer old kid XD

    hahahhahahah

  • My boyfriend who is Japanese told me that he is sometimes irritated by the Asian Americans he meet when he goes to the usa because he thinks that the Asian Americans are trying to hard to personify white american culture. He also noticed how a lot of asian americans try to distance themselves from african americans if they want to be respected. I have noticed myself that in asian countries like Japan and Thailand etc..that Asian people seem more comfortable in their own skin.

  • Its easy FOB vs non FOB.

    Like Americans vs Brits.

    and African Americans vs KENYANS

  • its more like real asians vs bananas

  • lol

    u kinda got the jacket thing messed up..

    i dont think i will ever wear a eskimo jacket....looks kinda gay...

  • whats a FOB?

  • u shouldnt generalize people and making stereotypes. and DUDE U VE GOT THT FUKIN JACKET DOES THAT MEAN U ASIAN ASIAN?

  • Hey handsome. Happy New Year! =)

  • Uhh... this is a joke.

  • @iversonsmove3 dude he was joking...

  • well nice jacket:P

  • lol so true

  • 2001 ANDROMEDICAL STUDY Official, Scientifically Proven Average Erect Penis Size of 15 Nations: 1.SouthKorea 19.5 cm 2.France 16 cm 3.Italy 15 cm 4.North Korea 14.69 cm 5.Germany 14.48 cm 6.Chile14 cm 7.Colombia 13.9 cm 8.Spain 13.58 cm 9.JAP 13 cm *Average for Study 10.US12.9 cm 11Venezuela 12.7 cm 12Brazil & Saudi Arabia 12.4 cm 13.Greece 12.18 cm 14.India 10.2 cm
  • yeah right, true facts sciences is always right. thanks man for the info.

  • you're not convincing anyone. just saying

  • Italy bigger than that. >_- VIVA ITALIA!!!!

  • As an Asian Asian born & raised in Singapore, I feel that his comments are deragatory and sadly paints himself as an ignorant cynic. IMHO, being an Asia raised in America he does not have a balanced view, or any idea at all about the rest of us Asians born and raised in Asia. Asia is huge and full of different cultures. It is a very narrow-minded cookie cutter view to say a Singaporean Asian and a China Asian and an Indonesian Asian or Indian Asian would share the same reaction.

  • @DottyDaughter your right but i think he was talking about taiwanese asians  but it was his bad for generalizing about ALL asians.

  • Well he IS Asian-American. Keyword there being "American" ;-)

  • @DottyDaughter It's a joke. Face palm.

  • @CocoaAndMe lol no use of clearify. either they can't read or they just didn't read. XD

  • @CocoaAndMe why dont you let your dad wear that eskimo jacket hahahaahaha, you fuckin piece of shit chink, if you have no respect for yourself respect ur mother and father you wanna be mother fucker ,callin his own dad chinese ,hahaha ,, you are nothing but a chinese child of that man who gave you this so you can be a better person but unfortunatelly cuz of kids like you asians never get their place as ASIANS in that society.. you are just another wanna be mother fucker with living in denial