Zac's Vlog: Wisdom

[ZachsVlog]

I'm the real ZachsVlog! DX

[shademonkey6]

I watch this every day on account of how wise you are.

[coffeebeanisme]

if life gives you melons life might be mildly dyslexic! ROFLMAF!!!!!!!

[simplystatic]

moar vlogs plz~

[smartnarutofan]

when life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it

[theRecONcile]

So i never heard of someone saying that "love" spelled backwards is "evol", but I have heard of "live" spelled backwards is "evil". Does this mean that evil is living inside of everyone. I think yes. That's why people are are hating on each other.

[gabeluvsbonnie]

@theRecONcile there are certain thoughts on life about what you just said. people say humans are born bad natured, and evil at heart with the sin of man, and we grow into better human beings, with the right upbringing and moral values instilled.....or...the other way around. i personally think the first is true.

[EmosInc]

when life gives u lemons, squeeze the juice in2 the eyes of ur enemies.

[theothersituation]

i unsubscribed but im going to favroit this so heres a new wisdom you can add. ur own words r boring and caused me to unsubscribe but the old mans words r awesome

[SonDimz]

Id rather stare at shit stix then this video again

[mynameis214365]

55? you can't be 55 lol. but really, how the hell old are you?

[RKftw68]

when life gives you lemons

you have to have a lemon party

[xSalashawty]

live

evol

efil

[chocolemonade]

I am amused

[Craftybonds]

i fucking knew that joke you made on twitter a few months ago would be in this.

[NinTheFolf]

oh god, the early bird bit had me laughing for a good while.

[therandomexample]

I doubt you are 55 ENTIRELY. That's ridiculousness. INSANITY! BLASPHEMY and etc. So anyway, appreciating the use of various drink. If I may ask, what is it?

[japanezecreampuff]

best advice i think i've ever gotten.

no joke

[james123428]

can you do a video about how awesome it would be to kill jory

[Lugnal]

EPIC

[lot123ful]

boo

[mrfoozy47]

the chick version is off beat

[ZKoftherebellion]

When life gives you Lemons, give lemons life.

[MiserablerHurensohn]

Lemon/melon gag is great. Good stuff - cheap

[WillowLilly3]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! 1:00-1:05

[L4Z3RF4C3]

lol your the fucking greatest

[leomantles]

only this dude is continuing with this channel!! so what happended to the rest of them???

[emomotorgeek]

@leomantles Jory is off simultaneously being a woodsman/house renovator/ditch digger/man with a hammer. Josh and Ryan either dead or in jail.

[TheGasbaggersVP]

i find it funny how in a 1 minute video zac makes many awesome jokes. and in a serious way. you rock zac !!!

[shiroberry14]

This is my favorite one:

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The second mouse gets the cheese.

[cemmily]

hahaa early bird haaha

[Hatchet898]

it's funny because lemons used to be called limes, that is what the sailors were really eating to prevent scurvy, lemons, not limes :)

[VegetativeOne]

I'm satisfied with the new theme of your channel: gradual decline into depression and alcoholism. Keep up the good work!

[TheForestInYou]

I feel so fulfilled now!

[123easyway]

lol

[Theicemonkeyjr]

You rock zaxk! lmao, did you actually write theese yourself?

[tadshackles]

Fuck me, Zach! The melons gag had me fucking rolling! Im crying right now!

God I gotta get you on my show like ASAP!

[rockandsockandrobot]

@tadshackles I know, I will get back to you soon. Sorry for the delay. -Zac

[RobTheLobotomist]

@rockandsockandrobot lol at using rsr channel

[rockandsockandrobot]

@RobTheLobotomist I know, shit! This one is linked to my gmail.

[tadshackles]

@rockandsockandrobot No worries man. Whenever you get some time, we will get something put together.

[KingAfter77]

you're awesome xD

[PenguinMorgue]

Best. Freaking. Intro. Ever.

[TheGzeus]

This sense of humour appeals to me.

[LifeNeedsWork]

Well played.

or

Well, played.

[MidGroundInertia]

"The Early Bird gets the worm. but he probably wasn't getting laid last night. think of your cost/benefits."

[hkfreak]

No, if life gives you melons, grope them.

[lemonsyay1]

you're looking young for 55

[Nomming]

AHAHA! Love it.

[DarkMusicalWolf]

the Dyslexic one was my fav. :D

[MalliganTheUFO]

dude......... Why are you so awesomely intelligent funny??

[scootsie119]

lol at the tape delay. also i like the no love that is correct can ever be evil.

[rbrown2697]

Testicular fruit. You know somebody is gonna go right to work photo shopping that.

[TuhdTheTroll]

it's like a non-troll version of mah twitter account. wierd

[jeremyshaw]

You're too professionally funny for all of your jokes to just be ad-libbed or random or amateur. You've done your homework on humor, haven't you? I love your dissing Toy Story and saying life might be dyslexic - that was the best!

[rockandsockandrobot]

@jeremyshaw Unless you count watching a lot of Comedy Central Presents with my brother as a kid, I haven't been... trained? I trained at the hard-knocks school of Righteous TV. -Zac

[jeremyshaw]

@rockandsockandrobot Oh, my bad. Just forget that part of what I said there. I guess I am wrong about it and you really are just that funny on your own. Cool! HA BISKYYYY!

[jeremyshaw]

You always crack me up! You should take the advice of the user down below and be a stand-up! I'd pay to see your show, (beep)! This was another montage of more or less original humor and it works on so many levels! That's it, Zac - I'm convinced that you've studied and trained at being a comic!

[ScrabbleDiva]

Very nice. My English senses are tingling with excitement.

[taylord1]

should be a standup

[TheRydog100]

Scotch?

[TheWhiteNBrown]

lol your so damn witty

[toasturrrr]

why is there a cod: mw2 call sign behind you? :V

[flippincam]

I love how your wall is absolutely full of all different kinds of art.

[simplystatic]

god leaving the door unlocked is a pretty goodun

[thedrizzle09]

I love the opening song. It sounds like Nancy Sinatra.

[bobwatters]

haha very funny shit all of it

[TheAlansine]

i remember the last one from a twitter update. its also my favorite :D

[Alchemydude667]

Dry wit and humor is pretty much exactly what I am. Good vlog.

[Adamas97]

Your intro is great.

I wish these were longer. You are very witty.

[NinetytoFirst]

You're awesome

[moolikeachicken]

Love the last one XD

[SouthernOregonOrgani]

Ur Awesome

[pashosha44]

Like Yoda Zac is.

[techtwinz]

FIRST

[EricBoisen]

That love one was actually a good nugget.

[ethantconnelly]

the intro is awesome and just the right length, and i am now 5 or six proverbs smarter. thank you

[CapitalistOverlord]

When life gives you lemons, link them to nuclear war.

Ah the mediocre life of a policy debater.

[kazooga1234]

lofl that was awesome about evil and live and that mellon things i guess it depends on the mellons you are talking about ha bisky upload

[ctso74]

"If life gives you melons..." Awesome!

[KOHIO91]

Shit. I failed

But this video didn't funny as hell!

[tafro5]

haha

[Jessemichaelthe1st]

NOT FIRST

[WillTavlin]

these are great

[mmomaster2]

5th



[LoveNTheTragedy]

lol

[KOHIO91]

Second?

[TheGrayK]

wisdom is over rated Ive got stupidity on my side

[needarb]

First?

[mmomaster2]

@needarb you are