I downloaded the entire thing and watched it all just now, and it's just such a shame about the story. The film makes up some pretty clever and interesting plot threads such as radio interferance in the first third of the film, but in the other two thirds they are forgotten. You know what I think? I think the film has been poorly assembled. All the scenes are out of order, which is why the plot is hard to follow.
This film is a squandered opportunity. At least one third of it is enjoyable.
They say this movie is un-poopable as it has been pre-pooped. Challenge: Poop this movie with audio from Spehss Mehrens. Its a perfect fit for the Dahk Emprah.
@Yazoku By bad, I checked Wikipedia & TV Tropes & this is not Star Blazers; that's an american cartoon based of Battleship Yamamoto; this is a hack 'n' paste of korean anime.
"I'm glad you feel that way, now the process of rebuilding must begin; let us structure a new universe with no weapons of mass destruction, and 'wenda-leaduhs-bowtuttha will of the people' not the other way 'round."
If your own material sucks why not steal from others. Sometimes they even dared to put on a "Warning do not copy this video" kind of crap before their stuff. Ahum..who copied first?
Oh shit, you know you're screwed from the title screen. IFD made this... The same lovely company that provided us with the Indonesian mythology hatchet job, Beauty and Warrior... Hahaha, This is amasing! XD
THis movie is so insane. It is fun though. I counted six different movies spliced together. Maybe there are more. One is a Yomato ripoff that has seen better days and one is a TRON ripoff!!! Then there are some Mazinga Types.
Eight or nine in fact. You can recognize "Savior of the Earth", "Defenders of Space", "Protectors of universe", "Raiders of Galaxy", "Solar Adventure", "Space Transformers", "The Cosmos Conqueror", and one or two others I don't know.
(yes, I saw all of them, and watched "Space Thunder Kids" several times just to find which ones were in it, my brain is dead now, and so is my will to live)
This is what the professors at the end are saying:
Purple: "That's right. No one will ever again use terrorism to try to impose their will on the whole universe."
Blue: "I'm glad you feel that way. Now the process of rebuilding must begin. Let us structure a new universe with no weapons of mass destruction and where the leaders bow to the will of the people, not the other way around."
Purple: "Let us work together to forge a lasting peace."
I love how towards the end it became that Tron-like anime and that pirate chick comes from nowhere (like everything in this abomination) and kills the dark emperor.
You make a compilation vid of Space Thunder Kids, and you DON'T put in The Punch? Sure, that dude asking hard for license and registration was pretty epic, but come on. A guy, gets punched, in the face, by a giant robot.
You know that one part of Rashomon near the beginning where it's just the guy walking through the forest and it's obviously filler and it's boring as hell but you keep watching because it gets way better soon?
Whoever made this must have forgotten about the whole, "It has to get better soon," bit.
My sis and I seriously didn't even believe this at first, we looked the movie up and watched the whole thing. This is seriously the most confusing, hilariously BAD thing I have ever seen. It's awesome.
I'm watching the DVD now. I like how they had like 4 different title screen sequences back to back, and a big opening credits sequence pretending that this thing was animated by a bunch of people with Anglo names.
Just finished. Confirm/deny: the corpulent human/non-alien villain is supposed to be North Korean or in a North Korean uniform, and all of the voice actors are Australian people trying to speak with U.S. accents?
"Three or four Koreanime mashed together into one poorly dubbed film that gives up pretty early on trying to have any kind of plot or make any sense......."
TV Tropes lists Captain of Cosmos - Space Black Knight, Defenders of Space - Phoenix-bot Phoenix King, King Robot, Protectors of Universe - Super Express Mazinger 7, Solar Adventure, Space Transformers - Micro-Commando Diatron-5, and Super Mazinger 3.
1:57 looping random expression
apakejadah 1 month ago
I think this movie killed Bobby and you don't look so good yourself.
PineconeSoupSpoon 1 month ago
@walrusguy You are mistaken. I show it to each of my Otaku friends when I meet them. So I have seen it many, many times.
deusprogrammer 1 month ago
one and a half hours of the same space ship blowing up
8bitPikachu 1 month ago
Animation is fantastic.
theelostriots9999 3 months ago
The guy at 2:00 and again at 3:14 sounds a little like Trey Parker doing a "serious" speech on South Park haha
rl1712 4 months ago
2:15 What is "A-Sex-three?"
tintor2 5 months ago
@tintor2 AWESOME!
theelostriots9999 3 months ago
there is so much bullshit in that movie that it's hard to know what to comment......... mmhh....... 0:45 That's a nice screen
tintor2 5 months ago
*facepalm*
TheSorrowfulSoul1 6 months ago
0:29 SAY SOMETHING!!!
mohdfaizlamin 6 months ago
Should I like this because of how bad it is, or should I dislike this because of how bad it is?
NefariousEvildoer 6 months ago
LMAO :D
MrDman21 6 months ago
Lmao, transcribe audio at 3:18
"so that every gay man and his wife ditressing"
BlueWave93 6 months ago
1:45 Don't forget your sandwiches! ice-cream sandwiches.
TheNubbbler 6 months ago
Toei is SO gonna Sue IFD!
conradojavier 7 months ago
I downloaded the entire thing and watched it all just now, and it's just such a shame about the story. The film makes up some pretty clever and interesting plot threads such as radio interferance in the first third of the film, but in the other two thirds they are forgotten. You know what I think? I think the film has been poorly assembled. All the scenes are out of order, which is why the plot is hard to follow.
This film is a squandered opportunity. At least one third of it is enjoyable.
ThroughRock 7 months ago
@NiceDoggy7777777 It's everyone's favorite part!
RetroToledo 7 months ago
Fail...
supersmashfan08 7 months ago
1:43 All fighters retreat! All fighters retreat!
MilknPopcorn 8 months ago
They say this movie is un-poopable as it has been pre-pooped. Challenge: Poop this movie with audio from Spehss Mehrens. Its a perfect fit for the Dahk Emprah.
Oro44 8 months ago
What?! What happened to the scene where that guy gets punched out by a giant mecha?!
legendarycupcake 8 months ago
Why is Voltron in this movie?
HAHAHA, the face seizures....
The voice of Robin from 60s Batman?
LikaLaruku 9 months ago
This is star blazers you dick
Yazoku 9 months ago
@Yazoku Like many straight-to-video movies, this one has alternate titles.
LikaLaruku 9 months ago
@Yazoku By bad, I checked Wikipedia & TV Tropes & this is not Star Blazers; that's an american cartoon based of Battleship Yamamoto; this is a hack 'n' paste of korean anime.
LikaLaruku 9 months ago
@LikaLaruku 1:00 That looks a lot like space battleship yamato
Yazoku 9 months ago
@LikaLaruku The actual title is "Space Battleship Yamato". When the TV series was brought over to the US it was called "Star Blazers".
RetroToledo 7 months ago
Omg...read the transcribed audio at 3:17-3:21
HEZEK1AH 9 months ago
@HEZEK1AH Garcetti should put Universal, so that every gay man and his wife distressing, that's always a without a doubt.
MilknPopcorn 8 months ago
2:57
vroooom, vrooom, vrooooom, vrooo, vrom (repeat over 9000 times)
WTFLOL
ptxsptxs 9 months ago
Give out an all coordinated ATTACK.
All fighters RETREAT.
???
DBuilder 10 months ago
"Arts LIMITED" about says it All.
TruthAbsorbtionist 10 months ago
@TruthAbsorbtionist Most Asian companies often use "Limited" in their name but I see what you're getting at for the joke!
RetroToledo 7 months ago
Aw crap! Those guys in that black space fortress @ 0:31 until so...
DO SOMETHING!!!
Archzenom 10 months ago
What is this, i don't even...
Seriously though... Voltron''s there... And Uchuu Senkan Yamato... And i think i saw a Musai from Gundam getting blown to shit...
WHY?!?!?!
NagaTen 10 months ago
Some hilarious transcribe at around 1:00
"States Underpants!"
"if people do not battle, between good and people!"
TheDabeavis 10 months ago
Worse than The Room.
AllieRX87 10 months ago
OH NO! Too many good animes are mismashed with a different plot! I am getting headache.
Archzenom 11 months ago
1:43 - 1:49
Transcribed: Arthritis retreat. Off-limits for treats.
dezagon7982 11 months ago
Swear to god I thought that was voltron.
keaton121 11 months ago
1:57 herp a blinkin derp
honestly... HOW DO YOU MAKE SOMETHING SO TERRIBLE?!?!!?
SpizzMediaXP 11 months ago
that was awesome
Skatanic5589 11 months ago
What the fuck
Nazrat84 1 year ago
This is some impressive dubbing
HyperSonicXtreme 1 year ago
3:28
"I'm glad you feel that way, now the process of rebuilding must begin; let us structure a new universe with no weapons of mass destruction, and 'wenda-leaduhs-bowtuttha will of the people' not the other way 'round."
"MY HEAD A SPLODE"
*BROONNNG*
CartoonCharles 1 year ago
OH GOD! THE INTRO IS FROM "RIVALS OF THE SILVER FOX"!
Slaangor 1 year ago
0:25 - 1:00
OH LORD, THE TENSION
uxet 1 year ago
Ah those Koreans :)
If your own material sucks why not steal from others. Sometimes they even dared to put on a "Warning do not copy this video" kind of crap before their stuff. Ahum..who copied first?
masticina 1 year ago
I am so confused
rpgking7 1 year ago
Got to 1.59, developed syphillis. I'd rather watch173 than watch this through.
ProfChainsawFace 1 year ago
The most awesomely terrible movie is The Room.
Oh hai maerk
FURONMAST3R 1 year ago
0:30-1:00.... ummm.... what r they doing and what are they looking at....???
Fevorius45 1 year ago
I'm at a loss for words.
KentuckyFriedGunman 1 year ago
1005. :>
KrazyKacophony 1 year ago
Hey! I bought this form the dollar store!!!
....and I watched it more than once.'
Probably my favorite movie ever.
I like the part when that one guy says "Let's see how good you really are" and the other kid makes this derp face out of no where.
AnimeAnimeMangaAnime 1 year ago
I don't know rather to vote up or down. Up for a youtube vid and down for hating the movie.
Pooky1991 1 year ago
1000 <---------------- :D
xeno24seven 1 year ago
999 likes. I want to like it... so much...
MechaMugen 1 year ago
Oh shit, you know you're screwed from the title screen. IFD made this... The same lovely company that provided us with the Indonesian mythology hatchet job, Beauty and Warrior... Hahaha, This is amasing! XD
xXxAngelicKratosxXx 1 year ago
I love how the characters are warping around when the camera angle changes xD
shinrainc88 1 year ago
THis movie is so insane. It is fun though. I counted six different movies spliced together. Maybe there are more. One is a Yomato ripoff that has seen better days and one is a TRON ripoff!!! Then there are some Mazinga Types.
drbotanus 1 year ago
Gundam vs Smurfs
recon500 1 year ago
1:43 Ice Cream Sandwich?
dezagon7982 1 year ago
NOW TO DESTROY THEM TO VICTORY
Mizagium 1 year ago
@Mizagium It certainly does sound like one sentence though I assume it was suppose to be a space between "them" and "to".
RetroToledo 7 months ago
I'm sorry, but.... THIS IS THE GREATEST FUCKING MOVIE I HAVE EVER LAID MY EYES ON.
MrDonkeydong155 1 year ago
@1:56 - LULWUT?! Their faces are fucked up, I'm stoned and they're tripping me out! xD
GrowTheTruth 1 year ago
@GrowTheTruth
LOL that's some crazy shit.
Terramax 1 year ago
You can dl this on archive.org
KingoffKentucky 1 year ago
You didnt edit this at all!? xD
AlmightyPooba 1 year ago
@AlmightyPooba: This was not edited at all. I watched the full movie. He left it untouched.
Tamanozke 1 year ago
wtf is this lmao
masonhales 1 year ago
Space Thunder Kids: Will the courage of a brave few be enough to rid the day?
jme556 1 year ago
If walrusguy does stuff on stupid movies and shows it could make him go main stream remember folks ytp isn't mainstream
MRGameWatchNick1 1 year ago
I've heard this really sucks. You can already tell because of the bad animation.
Joesph Lai created this and Beauty & Warrior?
God, doesn't he know you need money to make a film. You don't hire everyone from Craigslist paying them two skittles and a burger.
Please tell me he improved or quit making animated films.
Really, you payed a dollar?. ;D
FoolAlym 1 year ago
@FoolAlym Joseph Lai & IFD should get Youtube Poop or a Botchamania Ending.
conradojavier 7 months ago
"All fighters retreat! ......... All fighters retreat!" LMAO
KartoRomixo 1 year ago
1:22 How the hell does that girl teletransports during every freaking second?!
tintor2 1 year ago
1:14 pay attention to the character's positions.
Derp.
Sabohaque 1 year ago
1.37
Thrawn?!
IAMTHECAPSGODLOL 1 year ago
Wait... If they want to create a new universe they'll have to destroy this one! D:
Soopahkoopah101 1 year ago
@Soopahkoopah101 SOME HOMESTUCK STUFF RIGHT THERE
jvemPiRe14 1 year ago
1:45 the guy is talking to an Ice cream sandwich lmao
Dannon0 1 year ago
Fail ending is awesome
Xats 1 year ago
Is the bald guy at 1:10 the voice actor of khan from King of the Hill???
Chinothebad 1 year ago
ENCORE ENCORE!
itsmusiccentral 1 year ago
This movie is worse than The Room.
AllieRX87 1 year ago
All fighters retreat. All fighters are trees!
ToxicTurquoise454 1 year ago
At 1:58 Are they... wat
HijoozuRakoi 1 year ago
test
HijoozuRakoi 1 year ago
This has to be the most hilarious unintentional funny thing ever.
L0rdtyl3no1 1 year ago
0:59
The guy checks his watch.
Even the characters want something to fucking happen!
DoomsdayOdd 1 year ago
"Three or four Koreanime"
Eight or nine in fact. You can recognize "Savior of the Earth", "Defenders of Space", "Protectors of universe", "Raiders of Galaxy", "Solar Adventure", "Space Transformers", "The Cosmos Conqueror", and one or two others I don't know.
(yes, I saw all of them, and watched "Space Thunder Kids" several times just to find which ones were in it, my brain is dead now, and so is my will to live)
katyushakal 1 year ago
wait wut?
90sHeroMAXD 1 year ago
"this is no joke you know"
On the contrary. This movie is one of the biggest jokes ever.
cyborgtroy 1 year ago
walrusguy account is back ;3
itsrocketman72 1 year ago
@itsrocketman72 Your kind of late aren't you?
CaptainStringCheese 1 year ago
lol 3:36, "let us work together, to forge elastic penis"
ineedmorenaruto 1 year ago
This is what the professors at the end are saying:
Purple: "That's right. No one will ever again use terrorism to try to impose their will on the whole universe."
Blue: "I'm glad you feel that way. Now the process of rebuilding must begin. Let us structure a new universe with no weapons of mass destruction and where the leaders bow to the will of the people, not the other way around."
Purple: "Let us work together to forge a lasting peace."
OtakuMegane 1 year ago
@OtakuMegane God what stupid lines!
RetroToledo 7 months ago
I love how the dubbers aren't even TRYING to sync up to the lip movements.
einootspork 1 year ago
0:39, look at the guy in the background.
Hadoukip 1 year ago
muther fucker got rid of his inbox
Sphinkt3R 1 year ago
I love the neverending reused footage of those tanks.
Cazz814 1 year ago
lol the voice acting sucks in this vid LOLOLOLOL. they sound so bland and emotionaless
XxAngiexXRPI 1 year ago
OMG the professor dude magically changed clothes at 3:31!
Jolt4 1 year ago
@Jolt4
So that's who that guy was.
ExtremePunDemonium 1 year ago
Reminds me of that cartoon from Super Troopers
sluggo06 1 year ago
The dubbing is almost as bad as Girlchan in Paradise.
aarongtr180 1 year ago
I wonder if the guys who did this also made Chaos Control... never heard of it? youtube eet!
smartlamppost 1 year ago
This is the most ackward trailer ever!
ben8453 1 year ago
0:40, DAMN! You can't go anywhere without seeing Clint Eastwood!
LordoftheKaty 1 year ago
"Alright guys, lets give em' an all-out attack!"
"Everyone retreat, I repeat, retreat!"
lol
itsmusiccentral 1 year ago
1:15 the middle guy disapear so that the other guy talk and then he reapear like he was never there
vpl3000 1 year ago
I think a total of 3 voice-actors worked on the movie. One is pretty clear, the guy who is trying for some kind of accent. Or something.
GentlemanOrcus1 1 year ago
What amazing dialogue and original content.
SanAndreasRobbePlay 1 year ago
was that Mazinger Z? Wow, what a rip-off :S...
benkai343434 1 year ago
I love how towards the end it became that Tron-like anime and that pirate chick comes from nowhere (like everything in this abomination) and kills the dark emperor.
kirbymaster5 1 year ago
So, I just watched the whole movie.
My opinion?
I think the dubbing was done by two people, one man, one woman.
I think they tried to make it into a plot in the beginning, but with every second, it got more and more confusing and pointless.
I hope no one paid money for this.
CrystalJupiter 1 year ago
oh god that was hilariously awful! XD
xLord666Abortionx 1 year ago
Around 2:05 - 2:10 I can hear someone making a noise while the guy is reading his line.
kekkonen2222 1 year ago
Double you... tee... eff...
You make a compilation vid of Space Thunder Kids, and you DON'T put in The Punch? Sure, that dude asking hard for license and registration was pretty epic, but come on. A guy, gets punched, in the face, by a giant robot.
NinjaMoogle218 1 year ago
Polski dubbing, tylko że po angielsku :)
If it wouldn't be english dub, it would be polish... everything matches, level of voiceacting, lipsync, copy quality, sound quality etc..
pozdro
McGravier 1 year ago
Okay... 1:15 ...
Theres... girl, guy 1, and guy 2.
Girl speaks to guy 1. Guy 2 replies, but is suddenly in guy 1's place! It returns to normal as guy 1 speaks.
BUT THEN!
Guy 2 and girl switch places! lolwat.
ChibiRobo13 1 year ago
I already watched Spider's Web: A Pig's Tale. I'm not sure I can handle much more of your Obscurecommendations.
ExclusiveCheese 1 year ago
@sygo7g tank scene? I'm talking about 1:12 where he bangs his shoe against the table. Don't know why he sounds chinese though.
KingoffKentucky 1 year ago
Now to destroy them to victory!
mmmmmmjjjooo10 1 year ago
anime Kruschev? I'm sold on this shit!
KingoffKentucky 1 year ago
2:40
You know that one part of Rashomon near the beginning where it's just the guy walking through the forest and it's obviously filler and it's boring as hell but you keep watching because it gets way better soon?
Whoever made this must have forgotten about the whole, "It has to get better soon," bit.
TheFanaticRat 1 year ago
lol wut a pile of shit
InfernoPhoenix322 1 year ago
Dear Korea:
YOU GAVE ME A F*CKING HEADACHE WITH THIS THANK YOU.
duo2nd 1 year ago
This movie was a YouTube Poop before YouTube Poop was even invented
Serdikhan 1 year ago
@colonel24567 I know that they have reviewed the movie but I would love to see the Nostalgia Critic do it.
UniverseIndistries 1 year ago
I have watched it start to finish. Do not attempt to do so yourself without at least two other people.
TriggerheartExcelica 1 year ago
Only one thing to do now, call the nostalgia critic!!!!
UniverseIndistries 1 year ago
@UniverseIndistries spoonyone and sage already reviewed the movie.
colonel24567 1 year ago
WHA WHA WHAAAT?
WHAT IS GOING ON?
2:25
:{o
amig90 1 year ago
"This is no joke you know."
I find that very ironic :)
DBuilder 1 year ago
1:10 - 1:12
ROFLMAO XDDDDD
AllieRX87 1 year ago
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TheAngelmisa 1 year ago
My sis and I seriously didn't even believe this at first, we looked the movie up and watched the whole thing. This is seriously the most confusing, hilariously BAD thing I have ever seen. It's awesome.
YofiChan 1 year ago
1:59 what the hell? hahaha this movie had to been pooped.
serpico89 1 year ago
I'M WELL TRAINED LET ME JOIN THE WAR.
I ASSIN YOU THE CAPTIN SAVE THE EARTH.
YES SIR.
Wow is this how they do things in the future, you just ask nicly and they promote you and give you the task of saving the earth!?
DrMadmanMad 1 year ago
3:52 - 3:56 The red background color is coincidental because the people who've seen this movie will already be seeing red
Serdikhan 1 year ago
This movie sucks and blows and the animation is easily the laziest
Serdikhan 1 year ago
A Joseph Lai bowel release!
DAJ01 1 year ago
overal enthusiasm,overal enthusiasm,overal enthusiasm, Yee HAW!
vegstableman 1 year ago
I POTEST I POTEST I POTEST
platinumglitchmint 1 year ago
2:37 it´s like a joke egoraptor will make.
Dhumanio 1 year ago
2:12 to 2:18
MrNinjaFish 1 year ago
1:36 What a meme worthy face
jento344 1 year ago
QUALITY.
handsoffmyfads 1 year ago
2:28 Hilarious xD
SethGueko2008 1 year ago
just goes to show the Japanese suck at dubbing English
thgodofwar 1 year ago
it's korean
HerreCutt 1 year ago
SPOCK IS A SMURF OH TEH NOES
PirateNaziZombie 1 year ago
1:44
Why is he talking into an ice cream sandwich?
darkarbiter7 1 year ago
He calls for all forces to retreat for a Klondike Bar
jento344 1 year ago
I'm good at fly ships
SAVE THE EARTH
k
xxVampirePenguinxx 1 year ago
LMAO.
NeoTheo9 1 year ago
I'm so glad that I'm not the only person who has seen this movie.
Best $1 I've ever spent, for sure.
menoflawoverlaw 1 year ago
3:31 his mustache overlaps his finger by just a little..
JRHuman 1 year ago
Khrushchev?
martianmister 1 year ago
I'm watching the DVD now. I like how they had like 4 different title screen sequences back to back, and a big opening credits sequence pretending that this thing was animated by a bunch of people with Anglo names.
evenmorebetter 1 year ago
Just finished. Confirm/deny: the corpulent human/non-alien villain is supposed to be North Korean or in a North Korean uniform, and all of the voice actors are Australian people trying to speak with U.S. accents?
evenmorebetter 1 year ago
I like how good the lip-syncing and voice acting is. Theres a alot of emphesis and emotion into the voice acting,
GreenSwordsman45 1 year ago
Attack of the Super Monsters is better... or worse... or i dunno. Just watch that one, too.
GivenWillingly 1 year ago
Haven't Spoony and Sage reviewed this shit?
666spalony 1 year ago
1:10 thats the guy who threw the shoe at bush lmao
Dannon0 1 year ago
What a happy ending.
10truefreak01 1 year ago
I PROTEST!
Danman917 1 year ago
"Three or four Koreanime mashed together into one poorly dubbed film that gives up pretty early on trying to have any kind of plot or make any sense......."
Which Koreanimes are those?
frrgyfudghog 1 year ago
TV Tropes lists Captain of Cosmos - Space Black Knight, Defenders of Space - Phoenix-bot Phoenix King, King Robot, Protectors of Universe - Super Express Mazinger 7, Solar Adventure, Space Transformers - Micro-Commando Diatron-5, and Super Mazinger 3.
TriggerheartExcelica 1 year ago
@TriggerheartExcelica God Carl Macek couldn't survive pulling that feat!
RetroToledo 7 months ago
Meh. Turkish Star Wars is worse than this.
Shamanmagic95 2 years ago
Both should be a part of any respectable DVD collection.
evenmorebetter 1 year ago
OH SHI-
another movie made by this guy... I though Cosmic Conqueror was bad...
blah123159 2 years ago
this video is just begging to be youtube pooped on.
Dnize 2 years ago
When they are talking they sit Girl - Boy - Fat Boy
When Fat Boy talks its Girl - Fatboy - Boy
But when the girl talks its Boy - Fatboy -Girl
Summoner7 2 years ago
NOW TO DESTROY THEM TO VICTORY!
29Texan 2 years ago
Lost a huge number of brain cells from watching this.
koolkody12 2 years ago
1:57 WTF's with their eyes? O.o
Dawngaward0110 2 years ago