Jeebus Crust is the Crust of Crustianity and the reason we celebrate Crustmas. He is the son of Gosh and part of the Holy 3-Some (or Ménage à Trois). Jeebus was born to Bloody Mary, a virgin, by a miracle of the Spirit of Truthiness. The Holy Babble gives an account of an angel visiting Bloody Mary to tell her that she was chosen to bare the Son of Gosh. Jeebus is known as the first Ninja. He is also the first to demonstrate the Ninja stealth ability of turning into a bunny.
zionist cartoon like south park, just to keep u busy and away when they perform genocide....and like that wasn't enough they made fun of your faith. so sad where the world is going to.
i have nothing agains simpsons, tv, entertainment.... i'm just sad that now tv generates ppl's thoughts, brainwash you and raise your children. so after some time u become puppets and do what your puppetmaster say.
start learning and thinking, and you will see that something weird is going on in the world. learn
dear pastor, i think its great that u tell theses idiots that they should not freak out over this, but i have to tell you. we are making fun of Jesus and God because its a stupid story, and ppl that believes in it should prob ask someone to kill them so they can ask God himself if he exist.
@butler234 Is it that hard for you to not post an ignorant comment in response to one trying to spread love? Unless you have proof to say that God doesn't exist, stop encouraging arguments and hatred.
@butler234 I accuse u of killing Kennedy, and by your logic that is true unless u can prove me otherwise. so i think we all can agree that unless God can come down to earth and prove he exist, we have to assume he dose not.
@butler234 your common sense works the other way around too. he can deny killing kennedy and unless you can prove otherwise, he is innocent. so unless you can prove that god doesn't exist, we can assume that he does exist.
@Divinesunone Indeed and there's even more proof for God on my channel. Atheists need to stop crying and just accept that there is an magnificent and intelligent being up there that designed everything. They wouldn't attribute a painting to nothing but they attribute the universe to nothing. Pathetic.
God Bless you friend and may he keep you. Good day.
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Jesus said "turn not they heart from any present joy" - don't forget it! The bible says "to all things there is a season, a time to dance and a time to refrain from dancing" etc -- Jesus went to a wedding and in effect made a beer run when they ran out of drinks - was he a fun guy or what? Not a prude, a full-hearted kind of guy
Prophet Jesus is a Messenger of ALLAH (God In Islam).
This Clip is NOT funny; it is very offensive and humiliating to the holy image of Jesus (ALLAH prayers and peace be upon Jesus). This clip MUST be removed from here at the earliest.
Otherwise, GOD (ALLAH) may punish who are behind this clip severely,
Greetings from a pastor! This is in no way anti-Christian. All of your brothers and sisters in Christ, stop making waves about such small things. Show the love!
@Reepecheep Finally, a pastor who isn't too anal about how Jesus is portayed. :) I saw nothing wrong with this and I even tried to find a song Jesus wouldn't be too mad at. If only pastors like you got more attention. I love seeing down to earth people like you.
@PhoenixAngel429 There's nothing wrong with this. I found it funny. Besides, I doubt that Jesus was a white man anyway and I'm sure that he made jokes while he was here.
@Reepecheep Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain: for the Lord will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain. Are true Christian would be offended by this.
@siralucard19 #1: I assume you mean "any true christian." #2: You misunderstand the passage. A picture of Jesus dancing is in vain? In no part of the video does it use the name of the Lord in vain and, in no way can a title of a video describing the fact that it is a depiction of Jesus dancing be taken that way either. Those "true Christians" who are offended by this do not know their faith very well.
@MultiKronblom I did, quite a few times actually. It's ignorant comments like this from people who don't know what they are talking about that make me smile sometimes. Perhaps you could show me perhaps where I'm wrong? However, generalized and unsupported claims don't really carry much weight.
@MultiKronblom Alright. So I'll take it point by point. #1: Stoning. Capital punishment. Not really sure where you think you're going with this. #2: Sacrifices of own son? I think you need to reread that story. You forget that God already promised to fulfull a number of prophesies through his son, and Abraham knew that God would not let his son die but by having faith and obedience he did what his God told him to do.
@MultiKronblom There is no stupidity in Abraham's actions. I'm afraid I'm not familiar with the 150000 to build a house. So I apologize for not being able to respond to that one in particular. And there was no economic devastation over several provinces with the animal sacrifice. Guess you'll need to find some that actually make sense.
@MultiKronblom There is no stupidity in Abraham's actions. I'm afraid I'm not familiar with the 150000 to build a house. So I apologize for not being able to respond to that one in particular. And there was no economic devastation over several provinces with the animal sacrifice. Guess you'll need to find some that actually make sense.
Does anyone know the episode, or where I can find the clip of Jesus on the swing in the simpsons? When I saw that episode, I actually died of laughter. Where can I find the clip?!
Lets say your mother dies tortured in a cross after being flagelated almost to death, wouldn't you find this offensive, even if you don't beleive in jesus being the son of god, there is proof he existed and that he was tortured and murdered... sick fucks, this is the same shit as watching southpark making fun of what the KKK did with black people... You people shouldn't be making fun of things like this. The media is brainwashing us into being sick fucks and they're achieving it.
@FlaiteOne FOX network is ran by a satanist, Rupert Murdock, similar name to marduck, an ancient pagan god, Rupert murdock is also behind the distribution of "satanic bibles", if you mock religion, its not because your smart, its because you have fallen in a planned agenda, i am an agnostic myself, doesn't mean i discredit the bible, im searching for the truth, dont be fooled people, your mind does not have to be part of this plot.
Oh, can we pleeeease stop having these discussions on religion, no one cares, it doesn't matter, so shut up, and just comment on the video, did you like the way he was dancing etc.
jesus lives... as a dancing GIF on the simpsons... hurm... if you're arguing over this as sacrilegious.. get a life.. or get on with your afterlife.. and chill out. jesus christ! god damn those who hate dancing jesus! may all their heads bobble.
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You Bastard Phoenix!What harm did JESUS do to you to insult Him?
Even if you dont believe Him,what defect did you crazy animal see in JESUS to insult Him! He lived a life of Holiness, Love, Service, Goodness, Non-violence, Compassion, Human & Humane etc.For which of these do You crazy dog insult Him? Hell with you,damn!
Dont accept JESUS & His Love & Salvation!OK!
You long to go to hell!Go get damned & eat the shit & drink the piss of Satan lucifer!You illegitimate & illegal Pervert bitch!
@rajtamilloveschrist why wud u take offence to a dance anyway? how do u know jesus didnt like dancing? if eating shit and drinking piss is what ur into then maybe ur on the wrong site... im a catholic but ur goin a bit too far..
@rajtamilloveschrist Oh, BTW, people like you should be dead, like...ASAP. I don't believe in hell, heaven, god, devil...all a bunch of bullshit.
But i'm pretty sure that if theres a hell, i'll see you there. I'll be waiting for you to knife your eyes out and fuck your skull. You religious scum piece of shit!
@xSilverPhinxx = whats up you bloody bitchy dog??? I expressed my comment to the man who made this idiotic video. Now if you illiterate fool is impartial then you would have commented on both the sides about the good & bad that both have expressed. I would have respected your comment if it was impartial & objective!
But you blind atheist fanatic r blind to the unprovoked insult to a harmless JESUS! But here u r a crazy buggar readily commenting my views! Shame on your intellect. It sucks mud!!!
Why did you remove you comment (was still in my inbox though)? Seriously, I'm starting to think you've rammed quite a few Jesus crackers up there - you seem to be constipated with Jesus.
Just a tip: you're shoving the crackers into the wrong hole. ;)
@maximon666 = Shut up you Damned Satan666!!! Why do you seek hell & curse before your time you devil 666..... Wait for your time hell....dont be in urgency.
Know this you fool: If you are living in dictatorship regime thats your problem......But I am living in a democratic nation where I have the freedom of expression.
This idiot who posted his video insulting Jesus has misused his freedom of expression by offending my faith. I have expressed my opinion. who hell do you think to silence me???
@theguywithawierdname= weird fellow! Do you know atleast basics of Jesus' life & His teachings? Yes of course, Jesus wants His followers to be happy, peaceful...etc. But not in the devilish & inhuman way that you satanists imagine. Jesus wants His followers to repent of their sins, receive the heavenly joy, peace, assurance, love & happiness of serving the needy in this world...& by so serving humanity rejoice n celebrate in it's betterment.
Your so-called "fucking humor" is sickly & pervert!
@rajtamilloveschrist Uh...I'm Catholic.Not a Satanist.And how is harmlessly poking fun at a religious figure I believe fully in satanic?Sorry I have yet to have nonconsentual sex with my copy of the bible.
@Divinesunone It is not my problem if you are not able to understand evolution properly. Neither is it my task to explain something to you your biology teacher should have taught you.
Evolution is fact. If you don't want to accept that - fine, i could not care less. That doesn't change the facts though.
Oh, and btw, could you do me a favor? Ask God why your Chromosome 2 has two centromers, would you?
"Nothing in biology makes sense except in the light of evolution" (Dobzhansky)
@rajtamilloveschrist Why do you think everyone else in this world is inferior to you? I mean, why do you think you and your people are the chosen and the holy? Does that mean that "god" hates all his creation except you and your catholic fags?
I personally see much love and salvation in that. Just a fucking mith created by some fucking emperor to make their people kill other people..
@rajtamilloveschrist I'm atheist and I have nothing against normal peace-loving Christians but assholes like you piss me off!! How the hell does this video make fun of Christ?? Why the hell are you telling this guy he's going to hell?
I just fricking hate them asses that argue with Christians. Imma Christian as well and I believe in God, but you others, just keep your mouth shut. If you believe in God and find this offensive, then just leave and don't comment, pray instead. For those atheists and others, leave the others alone. Starting an argument wont solve anything.
@weezing22arbok People who declare themselves athiests like me do it so that they may argue, not through throwing slander but through philosophical thought. Sadly sometimes our philosophical arguments are mistaken for insults and some people try to bash us for it but never have I meant to insult anyone only to search for truth. And arguments have solved many things, just the extremely heated and filled with slander arguments fail to do so.
xD
Aniimaaall 3 weeks ago
Jeebus Crust is the Crust of Crustianity and the reason we celebrate Crustmas. He is the son of Gosh and part of the Holy 3-Some (or Ménage à Trois). Jeebus was born to Bloody Mary, a virgin, by a miracle of the Spirit of Truthiness. The Holy Babble gives an account of an angel visiting Bloody Mary to tell her that she was chosen to bare the Son of Gosh. Jeebus is known as the first Ninja. He is also the first to demonstrate the Ninja stealth ability of turning into a bunny.
9N8X 3 weeks ago
GO JESUS!!!!! YAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!
JkebabTNG 1 month ago
1- go to jesusdance(dot)ytmnd(dot)com
2- ?????
3- PROFIT!!
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zionist cartoon like south park, just to keep u busy and away when they perform genocide....and like that wasn't enough they made fun of your faith. so sad where the world is going to.
i have nothing agains simpsons, tv, entertainment.... i'm just sad that now tv generates ppl's thoughts, brainwash you and raise your children. so after some time u become puppets and do what your puppetmaster say.
start learning and thinking, and you will see that something weird is going on in the world. learn
0nthetop 1 month ago
What's the song?
jamiroquai01fan 1 month ago
@jamiroquai01fan Larry boy - Big Idea
TheTrueXaniith 1 month ago
@TheTrueXaniith Cool, thanks! :)
jamiroquai01fan 1 month ago
jebus!!!!!!!!!
TweakDoriftor 1 month ago
Play this with Americano Lady Gaga (0:23 - 0:40)
pantunflito951 2 months ago
Blasphemy!! I hope you get your eternal reward for this.
leonard316 2 months ago
Jesus Christ Superstar!
MrRafaelBCK 2 months ago
I danced on the sabbath and I cured the lame,
The holy people said it was a shame
So they whipped and the stripped and they hung me on high
They left me there on a cross to die
Dance, dance, wherever you may be,
For I am the lord of the dance you see
And I'll lead you all, whoever you may be
I will lead you on in the dance said he
Jcolinsol 2 months ago
i like the song
freedomphamtom1 2 months ago
I'm God and I think this is an accurate representation.
cctc11891 2 months ago 9
God... you cant dance!
Cora090500 2 months ago
what does it matter if this is anti-christian ? it's just a story.
palauskas 2 months ago
I believe in God and I find this hillarious.
RobloxTeeVee 2 months ago
r they saying marijuana?
fanfetti 2 months ago
veggies tales. damn.
acepimpin11 2 months ago
Im very sorry God, But i danced along.. *Head explodes*
ShadowScythe12 2 months ago
For people who are supposed to be understanding and thoughtful, Christians are a bunch of stuck-up pricks
EoLoLoIoOoT 2 months ago
Fucking Veggie Tales I just had a major nostaligia hit :')
Potchama67 2 months ago
Dancing Baby ain't got shit on this.
Bradylama 2 months ago
@Bradylama I see I'm not the only one who got the reference. :D
netknight 2 months ago
I just wish someone uploaded this with the original song from the episode
chincherrinas 3 months ago
@chincherrinas Guile's theme is a good replacement. :P
PikachuMayhem 2 months ago
that is one sexy jesus! hahahaha
Supercamicace 3 months ago
dear pastor, i think its great that u tell theses idiots that they should not freak out over this, but i have to tell you. we are making fun of Jesus and God because its a stupid story, and ppl that believes in it should prob ask someone to kill them so they can ask God himself if he exist.
butler234 3 months ago
@butler234 Is it that hard for you to not post an ignorant comment in response to one trying to spread love? Unless you have proof to say that God doesn't exist, stop encouraging arguments and hatred.
XenteMusic 3 months ago
@butler234 I accuse u of killing Kennedy, and by your logic that is true unless u can prove me otherwise. so i think we all can agree that unless God can come down to earth and prove he exist, we have to assume he dose not.
thats just common sense.
butler234 3 months ago
@butler234 your common sense works the other way around too. he can deny killing kennedy and unless you can prove otherwise, he is innocent. so unless you can prove that god doesn't exist, we can assume that he does exist.
etakspaehceht 3 months ago
@etakspaehceht
sorry but not true. Logic
p -> q
sss
sff
fss <- here is the prof that u are wrong.
fsf
butler234 3 months ago
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@butler234 Proof of God is on my channel. Keep raging. Goodbye.
Divinesunone 3 months ago
@Divinesunone Indeed and there's even more proof for God on my channel. Atheists need to stop crying and just accept that there is an magnificent and intelligent being up there that designed everything. They wouldn't attribute a painting to nothing but they attribute the universe to nothing. Pathetic.
God Bless you friend and may he keep you. Good day.
ExposedRevelations 3 months ago
@ExposedRevelations "They wouldn't attribute a painting to nothing but they attribute the universe to nothing. Pathetic."
It's not their problem if you are incapable of understanding the difference between a painting and the universe...
MrTatzer 3 months ago
Do you remember when the internet was just becoming understood and people would just watch these GIFs and crack up?
We've come a long way.
DukeDonut 3 months ago
i tried typed in "dancing jesus Home page".....
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vJonov 4 months ago
calm down people even Jesus must have to let go once in a while like us all
Lol i don't even believe in god ;)
loonygoldfish 4 months ago
Jesus said "turn not they heart from any present joy" - don't forget it! The bible says "to all things there is a season, a time to dance and a time to refrain from dancing" etc -- Jesus went to a wedding and in effect made a beer run when they ran out of drinks - was he a fun guy or what? Not a prude, a full-hearted kind of guy
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Prophet Jesus is a Messenger of ALLAH (God In Islam).
This Clip is NOT funny; it is very offensive and humiliating to the holy image of Jesus (ALLAH prayers and peace be upon Jesus). This clip MUST be removed from here at the earliest.
Otherwise, GOD (ALLAH) may punish who are behind this clip severely,
MohamedAbdulla777 4 months ago
"For my next trick, i'm gonna turn this water INTO FUNK!"
NASCAR4ever11 4 months ago
Greetings from a pastor! This is in no way anti-Christian. All of your brothers and sisters in Christ, stop making waves about such small things. Show the love!
Reepecheep 4 months ago 100
@Reepecheep Finally, a pastor who isn't too anal about how Jesus is portayed. :) I saw nothing wrong with this and I even tried to find a song Jesus wouldn't be too mad at. If only pastors like you got more attention. I love seeing down to earth people like you.
PhoenixAngel429 4 months ago 73
@PhoenixAngel429 Agreed, I mean if Jesus turned water into wine at a party then why can't he dance? The man attended multiple parties and feasts.
JaredKelso123 4 months ago
@PhoenixAngel429 There's nothing wrong with this. I found it funny. Besides, I doubt that Jesus was a white man anyway and I'm sure that he made jokes while he was here.
Divinesunone 3 months ago
@PhoenixAngel429
lol you're a pastor
i wanna be an star wars expert when i grow up! LULz!
91lilfrozone23 2 months ago
@PhoenixAngel429 growing up i was never big on pastors who were... anal about things.
TonkatrainHONKHONK 1 month ago
@TonkatrainHONKHONK
Giggity.
ShadowRSonic 1 month ago
@PhoenixAngel429 haha anal.
pedosarepeople2 1 month ago 4
@Reepecheep Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain: for the Lord will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain. Are true Christian would be offended by this.
siralucard19 2 months ago
@siralucard19 #1: I assume you mean "any true christian." #2: You misunderstand the passage. A picture of Jesus dancing is in vain? In no part of the video does it use the name of the Lord in vain and, in no way can a title of a video describing the fact that it is a depiction of Jesus dancing be taken that way either. Those "true Christians" who are offended by this do not know their faith very well.
Reepecheep 2 months ago
@Reepecheep What love? Christianity is not about love, read your stupid book!
MultiKronblom 2 months ago
@MultiKronblom I did, quite a few times actually. It's ignorant comments like this from people who don't know what they are talking about that make me smile sometimes. Perhaps you could show me perhaps where I'm wrong? However, generalized and unsupported claims don't really carry much weight.
Reepecheep 2 months ago
@Reepecheep EDIT: didn't mean to repeat the word perhaps in that third sentence.
Reepecheep 2 months ago
@Reepecheep by all means, tell me about the stonings, sacrifices of ones own son, the condoning
of slavery. This is but a small percentage of all the stupid things that is written in your book, SO TELL
ME I AM WRONG!
MultiKronblom 2 months ago
@MultiKronblom Alright. So I'll take it point by point. #1: Stoning. Capital punishment. Not really sure where you think you're going with this. #2: Sacrifices of own son? I think you need to reread that story. You forget that God already promised to fulfull a number of prophesies through his son, and Abraham knew that God would not let his son die but by having faith and obedience he did what his God told him to do.
Reepecheep 2 months ago
@Reepecheep That is just the point, god told him to sacrifice his own son and he was prepared to
do it, talk about stupidity. Tell me about the mountain where you can see all the realms ot the world.
Took it really 150 000 people seven years to build a house 10x30 meters? At one point Salomo gave
order to sacrifice several thousand animals, talk about devastating the economy for several provinces.
I have more idiocies if you want them.
MultiKronblom 2 months ago
@MultiKronblom There is no stupidity in Abraham's actions. I'm afraid I'm not familiar with the 150000 to build a house. So I apologize for not being able to respond to that one in particular. And there was no economic devastation over several provinces with the animal sacrifice. Guess you'll need to find some that actually make sense.
Reepecheep 2 months ago
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@MultiKronblom There is no stupidity in Abraham's actions. I'm afraid I'm not familiar with the 150000 to build a house. So I apologize for not being able to respond to that one in particular. And there was no economic devastation over several provinces with the animal sacrifice. Guess you'll need to find some that actually make sense.
Reepecheep 2 months ago
@MultiKronblom #3: The bible does not condone slavery, at least not in the sense that we know it today. It does make references to it however.
Reepecheep 2 months ago
@Reepecheep You gave me faith in humanity.
jeepheep69 2 months ago
@Reepecheep haha, a pastor listening to Dubstep :D only in America, I guess.
StoneCold07 1 month ago
LMAO Good song choice. I loved this song as a kid
Deadman2224 4 months ago
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fullmikitv 5 months ago
geil ich hab bei google "dancing jesus homepage" eingegeben. und es kommt tatsächlich
maxcokg 5 months ago 2
haha funny
zack2608 5 months ago
lol, im catholic and i find this funny, let Jesus dance if He likes to dance :)
MsMacCandy 5 months ago
Dude, you just gave me a blast from the past.
Austinflank 6 months ago
Hahahaha, this rocks!!!
zacil1234 6 months ago
ITS FUNNY AND IM A CHRISTIAN
katiedilger 6 months ago
I'm Christian(well, maybe) and I find this funny. Tch, I don't care what anybody thinks, It really isn't bad.
NightShadow2013 6 months ago
Lucifer is trying to make Jesus look funny and stupid in our eyes don't believe him
dionis198686 6 months ago
I'm christian and I am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo offended! lol
Ryunokiba 6 months ago
and homer loves it
cglo2008a 6 months ago
i'ts dancing jeeeesus laalaalaalaa
ryonagana 6 months ago
Replay,replay,replay -.-''
ivaylovable 6 months ago
@jacobswolfgirl112 Jesus and the swing is: season 16 episode 19 "Thank God It's Doomsday" (I think)
I agree that bit is very funny!!!
TheBeagles123 7 months ago
@jacobswolfgirl112
TheBeagles123 7 months ago
Ok I can't find this episode anywhere.
Does anyone know the episode, or where I can find the clip of Jesus on the swing in the simpsons? When I saw that episode, I actually died of laughter. Where can I find the clip?!
jacobswolfgirl112 7 months ago 5
@jacobswolfgirl112 Found the right one. It is "The Computer Wore Menace Shoes" Season 12 Episode 5. Hope this helps.
PhoenixAngel429 3 months ago
@PhoenixAngel429
Thank you so much! :)
jacobswolfgirl112 3 months ago
@PhoenixAngel429 it's episode 6 not episode 5
allglorytohypnotoad1 2 months ago
Lets say your mother dies tortured in a cross after being flagelated almost to death, wouldn't you find this offensive, even if you don't beleive in jesus being the son of god, there is proof he existed and that he was tortured and murdered... sick fucks, this is the same shit as watching southpark making fun of what the KKK did with black people... You people shouldn't be making fun of things like this. The media is brainwashing us into being sick fucks and they're achieving it.
FlaiteOne 7 months ago
@FlaiteOne FOX network is ran by a satanist, Rupert Murdock, similar name to marduck, an ancient pagan god, Rupert murdock is also behind the distribution of "satanic bibles", if you mock religion, its not because your smart, its because you have fallen in a planned agenda, i am an agnostic myself, doesn't mean i discredit the bible, im searching for the truth, dont be fooled people, your mind does not have to be part of this plot.
FlaiteOne 7 months ago
@FlaiteOne
it´s proofed that he existed, but not that he was the son of god or that god exist -.-
flortrupp 4 months ago
@FlaiteOne Calm the F*** down. it's a clip from the SIMPSONS
MrHourlyCookie 4 months ago
im trying to find the scene when Jesus was on a swing all depressed XD ROFLCOPTER
mewinmew2 8 months ago
Stupid and sexy Jebus
SrTobal 8 months ago
Please don't feed the asshole of the brainwashed christian troll...
TheMasterNX 8 months ago
@TheMasterNX Yeah, "brainwashed" quite hits the spot.
ZeroSupport1 8 months ago
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TheMasterNX 8 months ago
Video liked, if only because it pissed off the crazy Christian above -'rajtamilloveschrist'.
bluemoonrising26 8 months ago
Groovin Jesus
hikaru181818 9 months ago
oooooo look its dancing jesus :D
snazzyskills 9 months ago
jejejje alguien sabe si esta la pag. donde aparece de verdad????
1686Agus 9 months ago
is the dancing jesus a parody on "the dancing baby"?
kallemick 9 months ago
what the song?
kidkeior202 10 months ago 2
@kidkeior202 Larry Boy from Veggie Tales.
PhoenixAngel429 10 months ago 5
@PhoenixAngel429 i love that i'm not the only person who knew that!!
famrock262 6 months ago
ATHEIST FTW!
thecrismaster099 10 months ago
Thumbs up for Jesus' smooth moves!
robosexualdonkey 11 months ago
Oh, can we pleeeease stop having these discussions on religion, no one cares, it doesn't matter, so shut up, and just comment on the video, did you like the way he was dancing etc.
jeeeeez...
TheWil222 11 months ago
i can see this the whole day!
radiovinyl 1 year ago
Yeah Jesus let party!!! Now thats what i call heaven!!! xD
rifleman316caliber 1 year ago
the name of the song?
bboyedis1 1 year ago
ich weiß wieder!!! es gab doch mal son 3 dimensionales baby das genauso getanzt hat xD
fragdiemilch 1 year ago
Okay, I'll start packing my shit.
imtoffecake 1 year ago
I don't get how this can be offensive, what, Jesus ain't allowed to boogie ever now and then?
richest4u 1 year ago 43
@richest4u Jesus was the most groovy of em all mate :P
DrinkToIreland 4 months ago
It's funny but ,people...Whe can do that.We can not laugh of Jezus jist becose, some guy create this junk about Jezus
missscute13 1 year ago
ta bueno el video peroo no manches es jesus!!
valeria0712 1 year ago
happy birthday christ!!
maxifeltes 1 year ago
Booores like 30 seconds later.
PapushoProducciones 1 year ago
jesus lives... as a dancing GIF on the simpsons... hurm... if you're arguing over this as sacrilegious.. get a life.. or get on with your afterlife.. and chill out. jesus christ! god damn those who hate dancing jesus! may all their heads bobble.
timsasnkybstrd 1 year ago
if you think this is offensive, watch the passion of the christ in 5 seconds, if its still on here
KidFunkyFry15 1 year ago
xD really funny. thumbs up
Carolaz7z 1 year ago
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@twinz98
Go kill yourself you atheist!
Nashhinton 1 year ago
that song? como se llama la cancion??
samuelperalta 1 year ago
how dare you post this vid!!! fuckin atheists, go fuck yourself
indokidzz 1 year ago
@rajtamilloveschrist, if u luv jesus so much, wats up with all the swearing?? o.O lol!!!! XD
XOXO - H4H4H
Harry4Hermione4Harry 1 year ago 2
lol
killerkombat428 1 year ago
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You Bastard Phoenix!What harm did JESUS do to you to insult Him?
Even if you dont believe Him,what defect did you crazy animal see in JESUS to insult Him! He lived a life of Holiness, Love, Service, Goodness, Non-violence, Compassion, Human & Humane etc.For which of these do You crazy dog insult Him? Hell with you,damn!
Dont accept JESUS & His Love & Salvation!OK!
You long to go to hell!Go get damned & eat the shit & drink the piss of Satan lucifer!You illegitimate & illegal Pervert bitch!
rajtamilloveschrist 1 year ago
@rajtamilloveschrist Umm... are you a troll, can you explain how I am making fun of Him?
PhoenixAngel429 1 year ago 28
@PhoenixAngel429 hey he is flanders from the simsopns cause he loves god and yeah you know....
899redyoshi 1 year ago
@PhoenixAngel429 fuck you u r going to hell
fatoammari 1 year ago
@rajtamilloveschrist why wud u take offence to a dance anyway? how do u know jesus didnt like dancing? if eating shit and drinking piss is what ur into then maybe ur on the wrong site... im a catholic but ur goin a bit too far..
jackospamonio 1 year ago
@rajtamilloveschrist first of all , this was on the actualt show , so you can stfu , and your most likly an aethiest , so stfu
XboxSongProductions 1 year ago
@rajtamilloveschrist
1. i think jesus woud be SO proud of you if he could see what your language is like but...
2. he died about 2000 years ago... time to forget... dude
Schmudli 1 year ago
@rajtamilloveschrist Fuck you you religious shit
Twinz98 1 year ago
@rajtamilloveschrist Uh...Jesus died like...thousands of years ago.
poncho630 1 year ago
@rajtamilloveschrist Oh, BTW, people like you should be dead, like...ASAP. I don't believe in hell, heaven, god, devil...all a bunch of bullshit.
But i'm pretty sure that if theres a hell, i'll see you there. I'll be waiting for you to knife your eyes out and fuck your skull. You religious scum piece of shit!
poncho630 1 year ago 2
@poncho630 I'll meet you in hell ;')
imtoffecake 1 year ago
@imtoffecake I'll be counting the fucking seconds.
poncho630 1 year ago
@rajtamilloveschrist ummm... your a dick......
899redyoshi 1 year ago
@rajtamilloveschrist dude you post the exact same comment on every dancing jesus video. Get a life.
midnatz 11 months ago
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@rajtamilloveschrist you call yourself a christian?
mafyia7 11 months ago
@rajtamilloveschrist dude its off the simpsons...
XENERGYWHO 10 months ago
@rajtamilloveschrist brainwashed idiot
ALBGunner04 9 months ago
@rajtamilloveschrist
Do you by any chance have a bible rammed up your ass? Have you been missing a copy lately?
xSilverPhinxx 9 months ago
@xSilverPhinxx = whats up you bloody bitchy dog??? I expressed my comment to the man who made this idiotic video. Now if you illiterate fool is impartial then you would have commented on both the sides about the good & bad that both have expressed. I would have respected your comment if it was impartial & objective!
But you blind atheist fanatic r blind to the unprovoked insult to a harmless JESUS! But here u r a crazy buggar readily commenting my views! Shame on your intellect. It sucks mud!!!
rajtamilloveschrist 9 months ago
@rajtamilloveschrist
Eh, maybe it's a Jesus on a pointy crucifix that you have rammed up there instead...
xSilverPhinxx 9 months ago
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rajtamilloveschrist 9 months ago
@rajtamilloveschrist
Why did you remove you comment (was still in my inbox though)? Seriously, I'm starting to think you've rammed quite a few Jesus crackers up there - you seem to be constipated with Jesus.
Just a tip: you're shoving the crackers into the wrong hole. ;)
xSilverPhinxx 9 months ago
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maximon666 9 months ago
@rajtamilloveschrist
Shut up flanders¡¡¡¡
maximon666 9 months ago
@maximon666 = Shut up you Damned Satan666!!! Why do you seek hell & curse before your time you devil 666..... Wait for your time hell....dont be in urgency.
Know this you fool: If you are living in dictatorship regime thats your problem......But I am living in a democratic nation where I have the freedom of expression.
This idiot who posted his video insulting Jesus has misused his freedom of expression by offending my faith. I have expressed my opinion. who hell do you think to silence me???
rajtamilloveschrist 9 months ago
@rajtamilloveschrist He is hardly insulting Jesus.I think Christ himself would prefer his followers had a sense of fucking humor.
theguywithawierdname 9 months ago
@theguywithawierdname= weird fellow! Do you know atleast basics of Jesus' life & His teachings? Yes of course, Jesus wants His followers to be happy, peaceful...etc. But not in the devilish & inhuman way that you satanists imagine. Jesus wants His followers to repent of their sins, receive the heavenly joy, peace, assurance, love & happiness of serving the needy in this world...& by so serving humanity rejoice n celebrate in it's betterment.
Your so-called "fucking humor" is sickly & pervert!
rajtamilloveschrist 9 months ago
@rajtamilloveschrist Uh...I'm Catholic.Not a Satanist.And how is harmlessly poking fun at a religious figure I believe fully in satanic?Sorry I have yet to have nonconsentual sex with my copy of the bible.
theguywithawierdname 9 months ago
@rajtamilloveschrist way to rape grammar.
DirtyMikeballin95 5 months ago
@rajtamilloveschrist I am guessing that you're not a simpsons fan.
OnyxKing332 9 months ago
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@rajtamilloveschrist There is no hell. Calm down.
MrTatzer 8 months ago 20
@MrTatzer There is a Hell. Evolution is the lie. The T-Tex evolved into a chicken? GTFO.
Divinesunone 3 months ago
@Divinesunone It is not my problem if you are not able to understand evolution properly. Neither is it my task to explain something to you your biology teacher should have taught you.
Evolution is fact. If you don't want to accept that - fine, i could not care less. That doesn't change the facts though.
Oh, and btw, could you do me a favor? Ask God why your Chromosome 2 has two centromers, would you?
"Nothing in biology makes sense except in the light of evolution" (Dobzhansky)
MrTatzer 3 months ago
@rajtamilloveschrist jesus is a pussy
eresunaperra21 8 months ago
@rajtamilloveschrist Why do you think everyone else in this world is inferior to you? I mean, why do you think you and your people are the chosen and the holy? Does that mean that "god" hates all his creation except you and your catholic fags?
I personally see much love and salvation in that. Just a fucking mith created by some fucking emperor to make their people kill other people..
Zanguche 8 months ago
@rajtamilloveschrist He's not Jesus, his name is Jebus.
douchebagandpie 8 months ago
@rajtamilloveschrist I'm atheist and I have nothing against normal peace-loving Christians but assholes like you piss me off!! How the hell does this video make fun of Christ?? Why the hell are you telling this guy he's going to hell?
batistaker123 7 months ago
@rajtamilloveschrist lol. You catholics are idiots.
DomYahtzee 7 months ago
@DomYahtzee It's not usually catholics who are like that, but yeah he's an idiot.
Howard00Wolowitz 7 months ago
@DomYahtzee fuck you then
indagadavida 7 months ago
@indagadavida That'd be a sin, Father
DomYahtzee 7 months ago
@indagadavida That'd be a sin.
DomYahtzee 7 months ago
@rajtamilloveschrist you copy and paste that on the video of anyone you think is insulting YOUR god, bastard.
epicdude61388 7 months ago
@rajtamilloveschrist Holy Crap, jeeze don't take it seriously. It's only a wee joke not to be taken seriously.
Goodeyeproductions 6 months ago
@rajtamilloveschrist DONT BLAME PHOENIX HE DIDNT MAKE THIS THE SIMPSONS MADE THAT
katiedilger 6 months ago
hasta la vista
Videopertti 1 year ago
epic!
prefasto1 1 year ago
my friend looks like jesus lol i imagined her dancing this XD
animelovur105 1 year ago
I just fricking hate them asses that argue with Christians. Imma Christian as well and I believe in God, but you others, just keep your mouth shut. If you believe in God and find this offensive, then just leave and don't comment, pray instead. For those atheists and others, leave the others alone. Starting an argument wont solve anything.
weezing22arbok 1 year ago 38
@weezing22arbok Here here. If only more Christians were like you.
PhoenixAngel429 1 year ago 24
@PhoenixAngel429 im that kind
LoughieSquarepants 9 months ago
@PhoenixAngel429 Yeah baybaaayy!
cactusmilo918 8 months ago
@weezing22arbok There's 2 things: JOKES and Blames. If you are a mature christian and accept some jokes, thats ok.
DyGvids 1 year ago
@weezing22arbok People who declare themselves athiests like me do it so that they may argue, not through throwing slander but through philosophical thought. Sadly sometimes our philosophical arguments are mistaken for insults and some people try to bash us for it but never have I meant to insult anyone only to search for truth. And arguments have solved many things, just the extremely heated and filled with slander arguments fail to do so.
nameman1 1 year ago