Maria Bamford

[geezerdombroadcast]

For many men female comedians aren't funny at all. Carol Burnett for instance never did one funny thing in her whole career "not one" most woman comedians for me at least are corny,silly,lame,simplistic,or just plain stupid.Maria Bamford and a few others are really smart and talented in so many ways. She's a quivering psychopathic moron one minute and a valedictorian the next. I love her. Her voice changes are my favorite. A real sweetheart while being sick and demented simultaniously.

[Vaicurious]

I love this woman

[thecatisouttathebag]

she looks like britta from community.

[atishraja]

Holy shit this is baaaad :O

[RainbowBitesz]

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIING DOOOOOOOOOOOOONG

[Chess013]

rum tummy tum rum tummy tum HO HO HO!!!!!!!

[martha92062]

I love her!

[25ccst811]

She does the Target commercials. Very funny lady.

[bart234465]

I think she meant to say Brooke Alvarez.

[newyearjew]

Does she remind anyone else of Sweet Dee from It's Always Sunny?

[worldends08]

She might have a role in Korra - as "Pema"

[lovingsomeone334]

@worldends08 yea she will! in the legend of Korra <3 I LOVE AVATAR <3_<3

[ShelbyxPwns]

/watch?v=fgAHr3ZadzQ . she's one of my role models. no joke <33

[Doknot1999]

she's hot.

[ToonamiRebellious]

Ladies and gentlemen, Maria Bamford needs to be the voice of Cake in the "Adventure Time with Fionna and Cake" episode on Adventure Time. Her voice fits Cake.

[thekryztauph]

@ToonamiRebellious yozer the lady does the voices for adventure time. check it out.

[Branchlaw]

@ToonamiRebellious She's already Hot Dog Princess :3

[jacosmith86]

I think that he high pitched voice is fake and the other sexy voice is real.

[gandalf117]

women are not made for comedy... they are made for bigger things like... playing the skin flute

[Bassbro1235]

Love how she does the different voices

[southernboygonebad]

The best female comedian out there

[norahsaurus]

maria bamford is a freakin comedy genius.. if you haven't seen the maria bamford show DO IT!!!

[Elvisdogg]

Yay maria is so cool! i want to catch her live show soon.

[kodytbass]

I completely agree with suckawhatwhat

[sukawhatwhat]

I had to stop reading some of these comments, there are way too many pre teens who should not be allowed to comment on youtube...or people who act like pre-teens. Honestly, not everyone has the same taste. Just because you believe something does not make it true. Grow up. And watch things you know you like if you know that you are a douche bag who can't handle seeing things they aren't 'into'.

[hafaball]

@sukawhatwhat YeaH! Samurai pizza catsss!!!

[stavrossk]

She's hot.

[angeltosome]

She deserves her own cartoon, where she provides all the voices.

[TotalyRocknComedy]

I love that crazy target lady!

[beautybuff820]

the target lady! hahaha. shes so great

[MrRedskinted]

she's great, seen her live shows a few times. great

[AnimalLover1977]

If you know any clips of where she does this squeeky voice thing let me know. Those are the acts of hers I always liked. She is awesome.

[tarynproductions]

is she the one from the target 2 day sale commercals?

i love herrrr

[All25698]

@tarynproductions yeah!!!!

[gomerpilot]

@tarynproductions holy shit your right!

[kerrysromeo]

@tarynproductions --yes.



[kellyl470]

@tarynproductions yep that's her. i just discovered that. she is awesome!

[CraziestAngelEver]

@tarynproductions Yepp

[jsn1981]

@tarynproductions yes

[urbandefinition]

Maria sucks. For real. She's the most annoying ass-clown to exist in history. Particularly on the Target commercials... they make me want to punch her in the face then drop kick babies.

[harobike123]

@urbandefinition I agree. She should just give up on life as a comedian.

[ksh4000]

@urbandefinition

I agree 100%. How can this idiot make money?  Because idiotic women think she's funny.

[pom17coach]

@ksh4000 seriously!? wow.

[cyndish1]

Maria RULES. Folks who don't get Maria should just stick with the 3 Stooges or something.

[AndrewGilmore1986]

@cyndish1 Not a fair statement- I love both.

[imPR3TTYBLacK]

Wow. She's funnier on the target commercials. I didn't laugh not one time looking at this shit. TERRIBLE.

[JaimeLuvzEarth]

@imPR3TTYBLacK Agreed!!!!!!!! blech!

[Decelerated]

My favorite female comedian. Hands down. Her "Appliance commercial voices" are amazingly funny.

[JerseySparrow]

I think shes the one thats been doing those hilarious Target holiday commericals

[writeitdown]

@JerseySparrow

Yes. This would be her. <3

[happycamper215]

funny women who is hot: Abby Elliot. nuff said

[denisonM]

@happycamper215 are there any funny men that are hot? any at all?

[mmasny]

@denisonM No my theory is men need to be ugly to be really funny. Carlin used to be hot which made his comedy much worse than it could have been if he'd been ugly. It's the opposite about women. Ugly ones are less funny.

[lasalleman]

Love her!

[liquorstore888888888]

Maria Bamford and Kaitlin Olson

[TheHauptsturmfuhrer]

What's holding this women back?She is obviously in touch with reality and is excellent.

[davesqueakywheels]

Big shout out Maria! Keep doin ur thing!

[Mcheetah]

Her voice is just, epic. It's like an adult woman ate a five year old. She's a good impressionist, too.

[HondaEPHatch]

@Mcheetah it seems like shes always doing a voice, and then talks normal to do her impressions. i could be wrong though

[skywatcher75]

@Mcheetah I agree, she needs to be on TV :)

[Doford83]

Very funny

[b2daroox]

Yeah man Dane Cook is so mainstream. It really bothers me. If he were intelligent and real he would stay unknown. Or he would post witty comments on youtube boards.

[SheeerHeartAttack]

How is she still single? I mean she isn't hot or anything but still...one of those performances = free sex from me.

[mayonaises2002]

This woman is disturbingly unfunny. I'm upset.

[sslyssk]

@mayonaises2002 then go watch some clips of that douchebag Dane Cook. You'll feel right as rain in notime. Oh, and take some Tums, will help with the upset.

[ColeMcGrath]

eh, her standup isn't terribly funny, but she's pretty talented at her voice acting, she can play characters real well. Should probably stick to doing that over standup shows.

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

This is the first appearance of maria that I ever saw... ever since then I've been watching all her new stuff :)

[tubberputty]

she's like a super talented actress who can switch character with the whip-lash suddenness of schizophrenia. She also has the attractive duo - beauty and low-self esteem.

[hrothgleas]

@tubberputty Too true to be funny - but you forgot wit.

Wit, beauty, and low self-esteem...

[sasukexisxgay]

Shes awesome! I wish she'd make more stuff!

[alyssasgirl96]

Favorite Comedians: Richard Jeni, Pablo Fransisco, Maria Bamford

She's too effin' funny!

[MrArando]

Im glad she was finally on Nerdist

[ilackedtheheart]

I wish Weeds would have made Maria have a role as one of the rich housewives so she could do her snobby character lol.

[gibbygano]

On a bad day Maria Bamford will put a huge grin on my face and on her best days I will be giggling uncontrollably on my couch. She is fantastic.

[WatchOurLife]

Maria Bamford totally disappeared from tv media everything.... I wonder why?

[Maarow]

@WatchOurLife She hasn't disappeared. I just saw her perform live earlier today. On TV shes' doing a bunch of voice over work and her most recent CD was released last year.

[cooliohobo]

Maria Bamford is a comedic genius. She really really is. This is just a clip of one joke she did on network. Also, comedy is subjective so what one person may find funny another person may find totally unfunny. That is why it is good that there are so many different types of comedians! =)

Comedians I love: Maria Bamford, Ricky Gervais, Louis CK, and Sarah Silverman

Comedians I don't like: Dane Cook, Larry the Cable Guy, Tim Allen

[Yarrick2k5]

Well that was incredibly boring. She didn't make me smile. Just felt like being told a story with no real comedic punch.

[Maarow]

@Yarrick2k5 You should check out her more recent stuff. She's really evolved in the past few years and what she's doing these days is, I think, brilliant.

[melvinjew]

I cant stand female comdeians that make little voices for their acts. Its sooo fucking annoying. If your funny be funny dont fuckin make a voice to get people to laugh.

[Huboons]

@melvinjew You are really missing the boat then. This is not a good example of her work.

[motfubb]

HILARIOUS AND BEAUTIFUL

[moist888]

Funny voices are funny.........NOT. I sure this crap goes over great with the Larry the Cable Guy crowd.

[wasting78]

I toally agree with EmpressJudge13..Maria is a gifted comic and i think she desevers more porps than she is given

[LordCard]

Personally, I thought her voice was EXTREMELY sexy. I was thinking "holy shit I have to see if her hotness matches the voice". Well, she's alright looking, but doesn't match the voice. Her comedy is great, though.

[ProAudioMaster]

where can i see the full stand up show i saw this along time ago and have been looking for it but cant find it

[SkaAlien]

Bamford is amazing.

[gavtronics]

You are completely out of your mind. Maria Bamford has nothing to do with the band tool. Tool sucks. Also, most comedy is mocking society and the people in it. All great comedians do this. Your crazy ranting is entertaining though.

[Mondomeyer]

@gavtronics I don't know what 'Tool' is, but Maria Bamford is a comedic genius.

[BarbazuX]

How do multiple people divide? Jesus Christ, I am tired of you illiterate assholes populating the internet and making nonsensical statements because you think you actually matter. Not that I matter more than you, but if my personal wish were fulfilled, your mother would be raped by a horse and your father would be castrated by dwarfs with blunt pliers. You're a fucking disgrace to humanity who should be cut up with rusty barbed wire and then buried in chicken shit.

[Gagavision9000]

@BarbazuX

*slow clapping*

[realsavage22]

@frollun2 Ha Ha You're just adorable! Ranting and jabbering some nonsense, and admitting to being alone! Soo not "sheepish" of you

[FlamingoKicker]

Meredith Baxter Bernie has a husband? I thought she was a lesbian.

Maybe she dumped him for some sweet pootang

[frollun2]

this chick is awesome because she see's the ugly... JUST LKE ME! :)

[carlrs15]

O_o

[gavtronics]

@frollun2 Looks like you're ugly by yourself on this one. XD

[rainey53]

She kind of looks like Meredith Baxter Bernie

[TheTempestSpark]

@RagePhone lol

[WForWilldetta]

lolol

[cerealkillla]

maria rules, as does her stream-of-consciousness-of-a-p­sychopath comedy

I would hit it. like a bunch.

[jimboFranklin]

watch her show on her pepz your going to love it

[pschotix]

i cant tell which one her real voice is.... lol

[losghost]

Find a vid where she does her sexy voice... Wooo

[IamSnoogans]

Am I the only dude who thinks that her voices make her sexy?

[xXShockSetsInXx]

@IamSnoogans Yes. Yes you are.

[IamSnoogans]

You don't get turned on by those voices she does? Well, damn. If she was my woman, I'd make her talk only in those voices when she was around me. Think of the possibilities!

[xXShockSetsInXx]

@IamSnoogans Bahahaa fantasties :']

[IamSnoogans]

Exactly!

[5T3V1L]

she needs to bend over

[j05baker]

Where you at Santa? I been good I got plenty milk and cookies in my hood. LOL

[ChristopherDmusic]

I love her voice and material.

[SexToysWebsitecom]

I sure as hell would not mind waking up to her every morning.

Needs some new material, only marginally funny. But I like her.

[SomeShows]

So here's what you do. You get some new material, you make a lot of people laugh, people like you, then just fuggin' COAST.

[SexToysWebsitecom]

Uhhh Huhhhh!!!!

[borbetomagus]

She's in the Target '2-day Sale' commercial series.

See -- /user/Target2DaySale

Love her 'Santa Rap'

/watch?v=SdGuloi_6_0

[graaar]

I look up to her so much, she's so weird and clever.

[baronessvz]

does anyone know where this video is at ?would like to rent the whole thing or maybe buy it.

[mloney9]

I wish there were more of her on youtube :/...

[EmpressJudge13]

I wish there were more of her in general. Seriously, if Dane Cook can get a bunch of hour-long specials and movies, why can't Maria?

[Marobot]

Because Dane Cook is a unfunny cock and there's no justice in the world.

Maria is not only funny but cute in a weird way...next to Margaret Cho my favourite female comedian :).

[EmpressJudge13]

I actually kinda like Dane, but even I know that Maria B. is WAY more deserving of all that screen time

[Marobot]

Well, my problem with Dane is that....he really doesn't say anything funny, his whole show is just over-performed boring monologue in which he will say shit like "...that day i was watching videos on my PC, my Personal Mechanical Brain with some flashy lights, little TV-screen and a piece of plastic with alphabet on it...." and he will tell this like it was most hillarious joke on the planet.

[EmpressJudge13]

2 true! Whereas Maria's act is more well-developed, what with recurring characters, true-to-life observations with just enough off-the-wall quirkiness to keep things fresh. & yet Dane gets all the attention. *Sigh*

[Erilis666]

@EmpressJudge13 because she's a woman, and because she's talented.

[sovietsentinel]

@EmpressJudge13 On top of everything, Dane Cook is nauseatingly tame. It sounds ridiculous, but all good comedians are outcasts: atheists, radicals/reactionaries, etc. I forget who said it first, but it's generally agreed that "attractive" comedians are not funny.

[Mcheetah]

@sovietsentinel

There are no "attractive" comedians, as a funny girl who's hot (or a hot girl who's funny) is a near impossibility. Generally people are funny to make up for not being good looking. And no, ugly nerdbait like Tina Fey doesn't count as being "hot." Although, Kristen Wiig is kinda pretty with enough makeup on.

[sovietsentinel]

@Mcheetah Tina Fey IS pretty hot, imo. Because she's a boss, but also because she's not bad looking. I wouldn't go as far to say that there are no funny hot girls or w/e... maybe bleach blonde The Hills watching girls, but smart girls can have a great sense of humor. Still though, no one wants to see someone who looks in better shape than they are on a stage talking/joking about how shitty his/her life is.

[Mcheetah]

@sovietsentinel

Have you EVER seen Tina Fey? Even with makeup on covering that huge scar on her lower cheek, she's still ugly. Which is okay, because she's smart and a decent writer, so she doesn't need to be pretty in any way. Cause she's not pretty. In any way.

[sovietsentinel]

@Mcheetah Hmm a difference of opinion I guess. To be honest though, I think such a small scar isn't a big deal if you're not completely shallow. Most stars (even male ones) look like shit without make-up on. To me, attractiveness goes hand in hand with intelligence and a sense of humor. I'm not saying I dig fat, ugly chicks, as I'm sure you'll claim, but Tina Fey's personality definitely adds to her hotness imo.

[denisonM]

@Mcheetah so what their are no "hot" male comedians either. hot people (male or female) don't need to be funny. I've rarely seen an attractive person with a great sense of humor. They just don't need to try.

[ChrisRhymins]

@EmpressJudge13 because this is america, and it doesn't matter if your sense of humor is overplayed and that because of this, your jokes become substantially predictable, it means more people will love you, and if your a dude with spiked hair, which all "dudes" have. you'll get unlimited 3 in the morning play on comedy central and become an instant star.

[ChunkyPirate]

@EmpressJudge13 Because Dane Cook yells so that makes him the funniest comedian alive.

[Zuzette22]

@EmpressJudge13

because frat boys seem to rule the world...very sad

[Trentasorausrex]

@EmpressJudge13 shes on the new target commercials!

[Metalstryke]

@EmpressJudge13 I think everyone caught on that Dane's not funny just annoying, I that guy is the worst only stupid immature teenagers think his brand of comedy is funny, that dude is trash

[skitfu]

What? There's a shitload.

Hell, there's even 'The Maria Bamford Show'. which someone uploaded.

[85wayner85]

This woman is amazing...

youtube only has a fraction of this womans acts.

[daflotsam]

If a comedian has 50 performances a year, with say each one being an hour long, it would be a huge feat to come up with completely different material for each show.

Most of us have told the same joke to different people. Why shouldn't Person B hear the same joke Person A did? If PB decides to listen while you tell P-A the joke, then he's asking to hear it twice.

Man, the jokes on me for getting so into a YT comment.

[ruilin1228]

why do comedians say the same joke over again

[Audovauld]

if it isn't broken, don't fix it.

[ruilin1228]

.....well it's just gonna get old without renovating it.

[daflotsam]

The same reason musicians sing the same songs over again.

[ruilin1228]

joke gets old but music doesn't. i could listen to thriller for the rest of my life but i wouldn't want to listen to the same joke no matter how epic and funny it was

[DuckwalkSupreme]

Because they are performers, just the same as musicians or stage players. They travel the country playing different venues and they have an act, just as a band or a circus would. The difference being that their entertainment medium is not singing or theatrics, it is humor. They do a tour with their current routine and when they write some more material, it's like them cutting a new album, then they go on tour with the new set of material and so on and so forth.

[DarrrinGod]

I would marry her right now. and totally give up molesting dolphins.

[guitarplayer32]

hahaha WTF?

[Mondomeyer]

I'm sure she would appreciate that.

[EZCreepin]

she looks pretty sexy in check it out :) lol

[CaptainAntlers]

@DarrrinGod Whoa whoa whoa, don't get too hasty.

[Lets1Eat2The3Chibis]

@DarrrinGod me too... 

[franesBlamescheezytv]

I love all her different voices. She does it so well.

[master0rolando]

lol,,,which voice is her real voice?

[ProbablyZack]

the high one

[master0rolando]

lol, how unfortunate

[99TheMadHatter99]

I'm seeing her tonight! Can't wait! =O

[muskinilukun]

Very funny!

[asj7771]

Very funny...excellent delivery and materials. Why is not she working more?

[pavichokche]

This must be from a while ago... but yeah, pretty funny for a female comedian

[MrHappyFaic]

i agree. There arent very many funny women, but shes definatrly a-top.

[Chay216]

I'll admit most female comedians aren't funny but i think Maria Bamford is the exception.

[bjmensz]

most comedians aren't funny.

[Grouydtan]

most of the funny people i know aren't comedians.

[EmpressJudge13]

What about Jackie Kashion, Elvira Kurt and Meghan Mooney? What do you think of them?

[daddylionn]

Meghan Mooney is pretty good.

[alk3tom]

oh, no, thats not sexist

[JanBee1122]

You hate woman comedians? How male of you.

[STPVH1]

Woman comedians suck plain and simple. They have to put on a "stupid" act in order for people to like their jokes. Sad.