Sonic Sez - Tails' New Home (Running Away)

[Luxai]

He's right, yeah, still, don't we all wanna run away and find our own destinies sometimes?

[jedihunter176]

Says the teenage hedgehog who has no parents watching over him whatsoever, and has a friend who is like a little brother to him that also has no parents yet both somehow manage to survive.

[kingvideogames]

KVG SEZ! Me:WHOA COCONUTS! What happened to you? Coconuts:Dr. Robotnik beat me up again! Me:Did you try moving away? Coconuts:Sonic for some reason convinced me to stay with Robotnik. Me:Hmm... *1 hour later* *Police handcuffs Sonic and Robotnik* Police:Robotnik, Sonic, your under arrest by approval of child abuse! Coconuts as the first born, this house is now yours! Coconuts:Thank you officer! Me:Kids, stand up to abusing. If you think a pal is being abused, call the police, never encourage it!

[KittyandMimmy11]

@kingvideogames

Normally I mark these things as spam, but...whoa dude. You made a REALLY good point. o-o

[KaiserVadin]

CC is funny

[TheCartoonLoon]

But isn't Robotnik abusive? and didn't you once say If someone touches you in a place that makes you fell unconfterble , thats no good, and that you should get out of there?

[sonicspindash1000]

ok why would u be helping a enmy when you could kill it

[keero16]

I love the way Sonic said "So you really think it's gonna be better? OUT THERE?"

[182supermario]

Hey speaking of Love, I have a episode featuring Amy, where she gets addicted to him, & for it's Sonic Sez bit, it can be about not doing suicide, where tails comes and sees Amy trying to hang herself because Sonic doesn't love her, but Sonic came & told that killing yourself scares & hurts people feelings & makes you never have a future, & it may be a hard life, but you always need to go forward in your life.

[kingvideogames]

@182supermario I love the fact that suicide got onto a kid's show comment section on Youtube, oh wait, it is like that these days, OH DEARS!

[Kev95682]

"So you really think it's gonna be better? Out there?"

"Well... I am a sentient cybernetic organism with the strength of ten men and no need for food or sleep. I could become a bounty hunter!"

[KittyandMimmy11]

@Kev9568

I read that in their voices. \o/

[Invisiblecheezburger]

Yeah, Coconut, go to Israel!

[TwistedMetel97]

Last words in Close Captioning: they immediately first when you get right down to it Israel place like home.

[Swinger2006]

though sonic does illustrate a good point about the consequences of running away, ironically Coconuts would be much better off anywhere on Mobius than with that abusive tyrant, Robotnik.

[MegaAdmiralAckbar]

Why does Sonic care about Coco Nuts? In the games that monkey's trying to kill him!

[HelloNewYorkCity]

maybe robotnik industries doesn't have any insurance benefits...

[dagnytheartist]

0:06 We've got to look at that

0:08 Tom lange the the I think that did not meet

0:15 don't have those the police didn't always know what the for really in charge of batteries would make the lone.

0:19 you could get into some bad triuble when you get down in that job he ought.

0:26 they immediately first the when you get right down to it Isreal place like home.

Moral to this Sonic Sez for the deaf: don't get a job as a police officer (they wouldn't pay enough) and live in Isreal.

[Thirdrepublic1]

Where was sonic says 'dont riot and loot' then maybe london would have been spared!

[TheSugargliderkid]

No One to oil You (LOL)

[cjlovesnaruto]

what is your parents are alcoholics,beat you, and your step dad raped you?

[SonicNinjaTurtle101]

sonic thinking: coconuts ha nuts haahha

coconuts thinking:why the hell is a hedgehog trying to give me advice about running away when he donsnt have a famliy of a home

[Pinkgirl3060]

press 1 and 2 to see coconuts and sonic having a staring contest.

also, press 7 for "end up... IN THE JUNKYARD!! D:

[Witsarunemitea]

Israël is THE place like home, I tell ya!

[closed captions to understand me]

[Nicholasdude187]

Did sonic just help out an enemy? He's basicly telling the robot to go back to work where he spends his life finding out how to kill sonic.

[kckinsmcg]

Coconuts: I'm running away, Dr. Robotnik doesn't love me!

Me: He chases a hedghog around for a job, and his only friends are robots. Love is incapable with him.

Sonic: ...

[TheNyanTash]

Whatyoudo if your parents are addticted to alcohol?

[O2Eater]

@TheNyanTash Don't worry! Sonic has a segment on alcohol too!

[apw3ner]

Y U watch this on your xbox?

[RabidSonicFan]

Generally, the moral is:

Even if you have an abusive family that doesn't love you, staying at home is at least better than being a hobo.

[drumlug13]

Aww... sniff sniff

[dremorabrisco]

Even when your nipples are chained to the floor by your parents don't ever run away from home!!!!

[Pizzaboy139]

0:01 I see you have an Xbox 360. So that's how you recorded all this.

[MKDude600]

this is coming from the guy that runs away from his friends all the time to be by himself....

[fish4mepl0x]

What kind of home is left when it's being forcefully taken from you? o.o

[Dragoonknight717]

they immediately first the when you get right down to it Israel place like home

[Pooky1991]

You can end up...In the projects!

[Trickfilledboxes]

Why the hell is Sonic telling coconuts to stay with Eggman.

[lovemeordie83]

@Trickfilledboxes That is actually a very good question XD

[MrSkullkid95]

Why robotnick abuses coconuts constantly. if any thing soinc should call child services.

[kingvideogames]

@MrSkullkid95 I think it only does it with humans, not robot monkeys.

[Dean8Link]

why sonic care?

[Sonicfan1211]

Just blow him up and save the little tiny animal Sonic!

[AlexCantDraw]

subtitles said " tom lange the the i think did not meet so you really think it's going to be better" and " they immediately first the when you get right down to it isreal place like home."

[NonstopRam]

0_o

[pikazomboe]

Robots come out of nowere and tackle coconuts....

and ohhh yeahhhh.....

Being torchured by robotnik is better than running away and being free?

And everyone knows that robotnik doesn't love.

[tornado1025]

If Dr. Robotnik doesn't love coconuts, that means he's on Sonic's side. So why the hell is Sonic encouraging Coconuts to go back?

[Aceburner]

Remember, kids. Stay with your abusive father figure who forces you to attack people and insults you constantly. It doesn't get any better than that.

[IainStudios]

who names a robot "coconutss"? that name could be made fun of around the world

[SerpentGirl21]

CC: When you get right down to it, Israel is place like home....

no comment...

[WeGotItYouDont]

he shoulda used tails as an example. my parents dont oil me.... but my teacher molests me so she oils me.

[jcrowley1985]

Does Robotnik love ANYBODY?

[jediskunk67]

I tried running away from home when I was 7-8 years old.

[AkamuSlayer]

Don't run away, even if you're being sexually abused!

[XxNeoPrincexX]

you know that he's just basically saying that to help robotnik take over mobius instead of having one minion short?

[pikazomboe]

dont run away!

[SBBFDlightoverlord]

I would rather stay with parents who completly annoy me than having to run away and get annoyed even more but Zigelhh07 is right couldn't Sonic taken Coconuts with him? wait he doesn't have a home :P

[kingvideogames]

@SBBFDlightoverlord Great, now I'm going to have to search for him!

[crbn64]

stay with your abusive husband because you cant do shit with out him :]

[Chaofanatic]

I'm amazed that Robotniks robots actually think he loves them.

[asjkkiop]

Look at the closed captioning at 0:28. Israel place like home?

[Abon666]

So getting abused by Robotnik is way better than running away from him?

[sonicvsmario266]

Coconuts: Robotnik doesn't love me!

Me: He never has.

[koolaid1760]

Sonic wants him to get raped and abused PS sonics a homo

[HunterLee1204]

the junk yard aka ROBOT HELL

[joshbp122]

TURN ON CAPTIONS

[InvaderWakkoReborn]

Don't Sonic and Tails live out in the open with no shelter?

[jeepheep69]

"down to it Israel place liek home"

I don't really know how to describe that.

[Landmark356]

A friend of mine ran away from home and he ended up in the junkyard.

... He has a job there.

[mattyluvspokemon08]

@Landmark356 readin this made me hurl in a good way

[Invisiblecheezburger]

"Robotnik doesn't love me!" I didn't think Coconuts swung that way. O_O

[SuperGoku14]

@Invisiblecheezburger

I'm pretty sure he meant that in a "father-son" way, since Robotnik's his creator and everything.

[KaiserVadin]

@Invisiblecheezburger it was a old cartoon he ment like respected

[TheNathanNS]

CAPTIONS

I

we've got to look at that

Tom lange the the i think that did not meet so you really think its going to be better

out there

dont have those the police didnt always know what the for really in charge of batteries

would make the loan

you could get into some bad trouble when you get down in that job he ought

they immeditally first the when you get right down to israel place like home

WTF?

[BluYoshi9001]

"Don't have those the police didn't always know what the for really in charge of batteries"

[Gooza3]

Transcript: tom lange the the I think that did not meet so you really think its going to be better

[TotallyLisaCartoons]

Me: Sonic. I'm gonna run away from home because the UK doesn't care for teenagers anymore. :(

Sonic: *holds my hand* Do really think it's gonna be better...out there?

Me: Well...

Sonic: If you run away, you'll have no safe place to go. And there will be no one to take care of you. If you down to it...there's no place like home!

Me: Really?

Sonic: The UK doesn't hate teenagers, sweetheart! They just know that you are one of good teenagers on the block!

Me: *hugs Sonic* Thank you, Sonic! :D

[TehZomgFactor]

Closed captions

oh god yes

[MrIrfan8277]

if you open the transcribe audio,he said "Israel is place like home O.o

[ChoujiMan]

Um, shouldn't Sonic be encouraging him to run away from Dr. Robotnik? Like why not tell Coconuts to defect to the good side?

I'll never understand this show...

[axonnlord]

Turn on captions! LOL okay : We've got to look a that Tom lange the the i think that did not meet so you really think it's going to be better. out there don't have those the police didn't always know what the for really in charge of batteries would make the loan you get get into some bad trouble when you get down into the job he ought they immediately first when you get right down to israel place like home

[mimet771]

Sure, Sonic. Stay with someone who refuses to give you a PRRRROMOTION. Someone who makes you touch his PINGAS. Great advice, man, great advice.

[Pcfan11]

TOM LANGE THE THE I THINK THAT DID NOT MEET SO YOU REALLY THINK IT'S GOING TO BE BETTER

[SomeFluffer64]

Wow, Sonic's saying Robotnik actually cares for his robots?

[ConfusedAndAwesome]

So, Sonic is telling Coconuts that he shouldn't run away from an idiot who might've became an overlord, and kill him anyway? Niiiiice.

[dogruffruff]

turn on closed caption :)

[TheBlockPro]

Did the captions just tell me " When you get right down to it Israel place like home" O_o?

[pivotmaster207]

TURN ON CAPTIONS!!!

[scary989]

closed captions at 0:25

israel place like home

[kingvideogames]

we've got to look at that

Tom lange the the I think that did not meet

so you really think it's going to be better

out there

don't have those the police didn't always know what the for really in charge of batteries

would make the loan

you could get into some bad trouble when you get down in that job he ought

they immediately first the when you get right down to it Israel place like home

[sebastien12364]

Just call the PETA sonic

[nelsonr12]

Just be up front. If you run away, you probably die

[jaggerbug]

Coconuts running away because Dr Eggman did not love him?

[CaptainAshSpearow]

Coconuts>Bokkun

[weege555]

it's about that plunger thingy?

[havlorech]

Sonic doesn't like Palestinians either I see.

[xshinysparklex]

Sonic: So you really think it's going to be better- out there? DUN DUN DUN

[supajasiu]

Holy shit who did the subtitles for this? Its Like reading Gibberish xD

[Shadogal94]

this stopped me from running away. i realized that i could end up.... in the JUNNNK YAAAAAHRD.

[mic12397]

@Shadogal94 DUN DUN DAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Yosher21]

@Shadogal94

yeah, and no one would be there to oil you or charge your batteries when they get low.

[TheGreenkirby100]

@Shadogal94 Robots only end up in The Junkyard when they get lost.

[PrincessPeach59]

@Shadogal94 lol

[ThePikajosh]

i think this guy listen to the song runaway by linkin park a lot of times

[MrCrazyToad]

Maybe it was the "monkey in the middle" situation in the comic.

[girthedog41]

so, hes a monkey-borg?

[RileyRichardz]

Right down to is isreal lace like home?

[SwBJ8]

@RileyRichardz Audio Transcribe is a bit silly at the moment ;D

[Kolbatsu]

Don't Badniks run on small animals?

[AmyPinkRose]

perfect time for the song dead and gone :P

[Holygiant]

Tom lange the the i think that did not meet so you really think it's going to be better out there don't have those the police didn't always know what the for really in charge of batteries would make the loan you could get into some bad trouble when you get down in that job he ought they immediately first the when you get right down to it Israel place like home.

Sonic is a terrorist! o.o

[itachiwsa1998]

Caption: They immediatley first the when you get right down to it Isreal place like home.

Me: I don't wanna live in Isreal.

[randommoosebrains]

tell the people of somalia that sonic >.>......

[KittyandMimmy11]

Oh okay, Coconuts, stay with the technophile. XD Cus there's no place like Isre-HOME. XP

[Loruxz25]

Weve got to look at that tom lange thge the I think that did not meet so you really think its going to be better out there don't have those the police didnt always know what the for really in charge of batteries would make the loan you could get into some bad trouble when you get down in that job he ought they immediately first the when you get right down to it Irael place like home

Turn on the transcribe audio, and this is what it says. All I can say is lol.

[d00mfan89]

I think it would make more sense if Coconuts joined up with Sonic and Tails and for a few good reasons:

1-He keeps trying to earn a promotion from Robotnik, but ends up getting demoted

2-He's sick and tired of sanitary duty

3-Sonic seems to care about him more than Robotnik (hence Sonic giving Coconuts helpful advice in a few Sonic Says segments)

[kingvideogames]

@d00mfan89 PRRRRRRROMOTION!

[Chocolatewitchbunny]

Um Sonic wouldn't it be better to take Coconut to the home for Robots insted of telling him to stay with Robotnick who phisicaly,mentely,spirituly and emotionaly abuses him everyday?Great thinking Sonic...-_- I fell bad for Coconut, yeah I know he's evil and can be anoying but still.-_-

[RayAndFlare]

Coconuts: "I'm running away!"

Sonic: *poof*

Flicky flies away.

[FranzHopper50]

What if the junkyard IS YOUR home?!??!!

[homor242]

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[sasukethe1andonly1]

ummmm,wtf sonic....poor guy

[darkenedzone]

I we've got to look at that Tom lange the the I think that did not meet so you really think it's going to be better out there don't have those the police didn't always know what the for really in charge of batteries would make the loan you could get into some bad trouble when you get down in that job he ought they immediately first the when you get right down to it (is?) Israel place like home ahhh youtube and the inaccurate captions

[SuperPrincessDaisy64]

oh god a Wizard of OZ refrence (0:29 - end)

[SweaterSwagg]

Yeah you should stay with your abusive father who brutally beats you,verbally and spiritually assault you, painfully and repeatedly sademize you while shoving a lit cigarrette into your urinary shaft.........no place like home though!! Thanks Sonic!

[RandomThingies]

why the hell is sonic teaching the robots about safety and crap. i mean, isnt he supposed to destroy them?

[MJGAMER12]

I get it now! KingStegBlob recorded all of this using a Capture Card and an Xbox 360.

[sonicbn]

so u really think its gonna be better?*epic zoom in*

[Pcfan11]

So basically, Sonic just convinced one of his arch enemy's cohorts to go back to the lab, where he could be customized into a big Sonic killing machine?

[galaxyguy159]

A. Run away from an abusive Creator to a safer place and start your own life

B. Go Back to your abusive guardian and most likely get the PINGAS

or

C. KILL DR ROBOTNIK AND HIS OTHER MINIONS!!

[TheJmandude1]

@galaxyguy159 C.

[kingvideogames]

@galaxyguy159 C...I wrote an fanfiction about Coconuts doing that, but brainwashing Mobius under his command, even Sonic with help of the sewer creatures...but it got deleted...THANKS VIRUS!

[Drweegee64]

Sonic: Now go home cocanuts and help robotnik kill me off.

[Zigelhh07]

Couldn't Sonic just take Coconuts with him and tails?

[UnknownThomasFan30]

@Zigelhh07 Yeah, Sonic is homeless and so is Tails. OH BUT WAIT, Sonic is Tail's home.... uhhhhhh...

[SmashBomber12345]

Probably those bad robots that stole Coconuts' sack are robot monkey rapists that didn't rape Coconuts because they're on a kid's show.

[Ploxorg]

Transcribe Audio (00:28)

'...They Immediately first the When you get right down to it Israel place like home'

...Is Sonic calling him a Jew...?

[Master1Icy]

@ArawnChernobog Yeah seriously.

[Digitalsp33r]

Sonic: We've got to look at that

Coconuts: Tom Lange the the I think that did not meet

Sonic: So you really think it's going to be better? Out there?

Don't have those the police didn't always know what the for really in charge of batteries would make the loan? You could get into some bad trouble when you get down in that job (blowjob?). He ought they immediately first when you get right down to it Israel place like like home.

[Holygiant]

Oh my god, it's the great ape escape!

[MileProwersFan]

There IS no place like Coconuts home! A giant lab with a naked golden statue next to it, with CHEMICALS and bull.

[Dipstikk]

Sonic: "Where ya goin', Coconuts?"

Coconuts: "I'm runnin' away."

End clip.

[HarukoHaruhara100]

SONIC THATS THE LIFE!!!!!

[MajBlood]

When you turn on the captions it says there is no place like Israel.

[toplinefool444]

Since when did robots have feelings?

[R0YALPortia]

Robotnik's pingas doesn't have any love

[pickleface145]

i can't stop watching these, i'm laughing too hard.

[09lawliet]

WTF is up with the annoying subtitles?

[mushr00mhelmet]

Israel place like home. Amen!

[UncleSaltyTaterChips]

Kids, when given the choice between running away from home or staying with an evil robot who wants to commit crimes against innocent (yet stupid) hedgehogs, always choose staying home!

[KennethMoreland]

Oh...Well it's a good thing I'm not a robot then..

*Runs Away from home*

[99minifigure99]

put captions on and read them lol just roflmfao

[tundradog04]

Sonic-Remember everyone, staying with abusive megalomanic parental villians is better than making it on your own!

8-year-old-me- WTF!?

[jeffthewolf]

Seeing as it's coconuts, this is one instance where Sonic's advice makes no sense. The monkey has a better chance at ending up in the junkyard by staying with Robotnik than running away.

They should of used Tails or someone else not affiliated with Robotnik.

[NickBoettcher]

But.... Robotnik really dosent care about Coconuts, so WTF.

[Bloodrun069]

dont go run away to find freedom. Go back to the tyrant who makes you be a slave.

[PenguinCinema]

Well, let's see... PENGAS!

[heart4element]

the captions are wtf..

[GirLuffer]

Staying with abusive parents is better then running away...

Great lesson there...

[shadowlink102]

2 things 1 ro bo fatty can love??? and 2 its parents abusing kids 3 sonic is like my dad o-o

[Masterofxtreme93]

So I'm assuming coconuts went back home to Robotnik, where he was forced to unclog the toilet with a plunger!

Yeah, there's no place like home

[KrazyAnimeKitten]

Well, I'm off to Israel, apparently it's a place like home.

[CandiFloss90210]

What the hell Sonic could have gotten Coconuts to join him instead of sending him back to the fat lunatic that's trying to kill him!

[realisticsocialist]

OMFG THE CAPTIONS

0:27 they imedeatly first the when you get right down to it isreal place like home........ what.

[MtheGate]

Yeas, kids these days end up in the junkyard all the time! It's really a very serious problem...

I wonder if the producers just made these up for crack... XD!

[AliisaMurphy]

Coconut is a robot? I've always thought he was a monkey in some robot parts

[KSX387]

Robotnik changes everyone into robots look at scratch or the Coconut guy.

[dtrain2499]

@KSX387 They actually weren't changed into robots. Scratch was just created from....scratch...not by a live chicken. You can assume the same for Coconuts.

[OneAndForAll]

IN THE JUNKYARD!

[IwillKillYourCereal]

so what sonic's saying is that even if you get beat up, molested, and neglected in your home, you shouldn't run away because there's no place like home?

[jochem1996]

@IwillKillYourCereal then you have to call the police and the house is yours.

[IwillKillYourCereal]

@jochem1996 Lol, you just reminded me of southpark XD

[her498]

sonic sez doesn't teach kids. . .it just scares the pee out of them.

[CubanoRicanTony360]

@her498 Ur one of Them

[Aperrentis]

0:11 - 0:13

Crowning Moment of Jon Hamm.

[fullmetalchymist]

And so Sonic convinces one of his enemy's slaves to keep working for his enemy, instead of oh, say, asking him to join the freedom fighters (oh wait I forgot, the freedom fighters weren't in this Sonic show. They were in the good one).

[sonicfeet]

Get Robotnik his toys, candy, and magic tricks if you want love-- the most important rule in his domain.

[RayWilliamJohnsan]

Sex toys, you dumbass