the poop section ...that lady that said that she didnt was her hands is ashame that we r all humans!! trying to pick on her cuz she didnt was her hands after coming out of the bathroom!!! jajajajajaja
The ad before the video was showing the hoodie footie from Pajamagram featuring a lythe, sexy blonde looking like a complete idiot in pink fleece footie pajamas with a little drawstring hoodie that your man will go CRAZY over. HEY LADIES, PLEASE YOUR MAN, DRESS IN A RIDICULOUS FASHION! HEY MEN, MAKE YOUR LADY HAPPY, BUY HER A FOOTIE THAT MAKES HER FEEL LIKE A TODDLER!!!
I don't think it was sarcastic enough. because she made me feel like my life sucks instead of like it's okay that I'm not living in an advertisement...
@MonkiiGirl I'm pretty sure the message is that your life would suck if you WERE living in an advertisement. Your diet would consist entirely of yogurt, your most important responsibilities would be cooking for and cleaning up after your jerkoff family, you'd be easily manipulated by shiny jewelry, and the hottest action you'd ever get would be from cleaning products. Sudsy!
so mad there's no target women in infomania nemore =( this is what i looked foward everytime i tuned in now i only watch because of brett erlich<3...guess its not that bad =)
15:50 "A woman should be never seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad or champagne." Ironic that Lord Byron is the father of Ada Byron, aka, Ada Lovelace, the woman who was the first computer program, was a math and science genius, and the woman who first came up with the concept of computers.
Sarah Haskins, you are awesome and I love Target Women!
@republicausp After I read your comment I went back and you're right, it is Yvette Nicole Brown! I completely missed that last time I watched this. I love her.
Yes! Everyone is asking, oh Sarah where are thou? You can not just abandon every one of us of the ironic generation, we need a strong leader! Like.., now!!
this show is awesome! I'm doing a paper on how advertisements target women, and your you tube clips have inspired me to look at different areas other than physical pressure. I was crying from laughing =)
21:14 Could you run your hands over that mop handle one more time? Ohhhhh yeah, slower, slower baby, slower .... ohhhhhhh! Um, you're on period control, right?
hahahaha 11:45-11:53--- sheer brilliance! 11:59-12:01 - hahahahaha! 12:15- "sarah's not yours". hehehehe....- this woman is almost too much that she is enough!
why are women so simply brilliant! lol i kid - but seriously this is sooooooooooooooo like unbelievably good - she would make my sociological and political science professors very proud!
I absolutely love this show. My new favorite I think. It really is amazing what the media does and the way Sarah puts it into persective is really funny and true. :)
1.cover ur mouth with ur hand 2.make a wish 3.close ur hand (fist) 4.send this to 3 more vids 5.tomorrow will be the best day ever money-u will find $200 in cash love-ur crush will kiss u or ask u out ________________ this is scary if u read this this far u will die in 10 days if u dont send to any 15 videos in 2 hours
This may seem off topic but I was feeling kinda in the clouds, I figured I'd give listening to something hillarious to make me feel better, Sarah hohkins fixed it. She can make the saddest dude put a smile on his face
in 1820 a man named fredrick osloft one day he was working in his lab until a ghost came by and killed him the next morning fredrick was nowhere to be seen 100 years later two boys went in the lab as a dare the boys where never seen again where aparently murdered now that u have read this comment tonight when u go to sleep the two boys and fredrick will come and murder you but you can stop this by posting this comment on 5 other videos by midnight im sorry i relly hate these things :'(
in 1908 a lady named sally rusa was in the woods looking for a dog until a ghost came and killed her so if ur reading this u will find a bloody body in your closet hanging there haunting you and will kill you and ur family and if u want to stop this just sends this to 6 videos in 30 mins or this will happen good luck!! and i only did this because it freaked me out o.o
I'd like to find Spanish subtitles for her videos or make them myself (if I had the complete transcription, because I miss some parts). Does anybody know where I can find any?
I love you Sarah... marry me.. please...
Kriegtime101 5 months ago
"I was worried I was a boring guy in a sweater."
LOL more teen girls need to watch this...
InDelusionB 7 months ago
hahaha on the bottle it said sarah do not touch
lifedeathandinternet 8 months ago 2
I miss Sarah...
memeba 8 months ago
the poop section ...that lady that said that she didnt was her hands is ashame that we r all humans!! trying to pick on her cuz she didnt was her hands after coming out of the bathroom!!! jajajajajaja
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MeridelWarnement839 8 months ago
BRING BACK TARGET WOMEN!!!
ryodark 9 months ago 7
AND Colin Firth?
EricTLopez 9 months ago
this made me lawl many times.... especially the super quit at 11:00
baywest 9 months ago
@baywest quiz* lol
baywest 9 months ago
happy go lucky wasnt really like that :(
chiquitabanana420 9 months ago
Sarah you ARE the perfect lady
videoluvr4204 9 months ago
haha dis is soooo phunnie omigod no really, this chick is cool i wish my girlfriend was like her...TARGET THAT WOMAN!
videoluvr4204 9 months ago
I'll marry you, Sarah...
jeanfou1 10 months ago
Why does Jamie talk with her head sideways?
AdNeeb 10 months ago
"I'm gonna s*** in my pants!!!"
ReiAime 10 months ago 4
This is hilarious. I demand more.
ohwowxlovely 10 months ago 6
I never show my underwear....
Unintentionally....
O-o
LauWalla 11 months ago 3
LOVE!!!!
laurdawgmacdaddy 11 months ago
Buffalo chicken balls
123Llife 11 months ago
"Follow my example *does line* and wash your hands, thank you"
NeoKenshi 11 months ago 6
The show I have been waiting for all 21 years of my life, thanks target women
bichon4 11 months ago 2
36:47 what did the boyfriend say? i can't figure it out!
arash3589 11 months ago
Sarah Haskins you give me confusing feelings. I think maybe i'm in love.
lollypop123 11 months ago
Colin Firth, Colin Firth, Colin Firth... and Colin Firth.
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surangagayan99 11 months ago
Ya kidding me? This is better than yogurt and fiber. Im alredy shitting myself in laughter. :D
eloisaanguiano 1 year ago 3
oh my god... shes a nut lol. im a guy btw.
SoWachuWan 1 year ago
Huge containers of vanilla yogurt are the bomb! (male)
Daghead 1 year ago
what ..i am a girl and i dont do no.2....
0darkpurpleheart0 1 year ago
@0darkpurpleheart0 You've NEVER taken a shit in your LIFE?! You should be dead by now...
PortCactus 11 months ago
@0darkpurpleheart0 hahahah troll
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Relish and Soy Sauce, easiest meal ever.
LittleJawa 1 year ago
is she ever gonna come back???
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osanithaksila 1 year ago
This reminds me: I need to add yogurt to my grocery list. But like, normal yogurt.
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The ad before the video was showing the hoodie footie from Pajamagram featuring a lythe, sexy blonde looking like a complete idiot in pink fleece footie pajamas with a little drawstring hoodie that your man will go CRAZY over. HEY LADIES, PLEASE YOUR MAN, DRESS IN A RIDICULOUS FASHION! HEY MEN, MAKE YOUR LADY HAPPY, BUY HER A FOOTIE THAT MAKES HER FEEL LIKE A TODDLER!!!
Gazookie 1 year ago 11
04:25 What's the name of the song?????
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jewelparker100 1 year ago
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derek1t2 1 year ago
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C64l65m87 1 year ago
I'm in love with Sarah Haskins lol oh man.
we're done here.
tugger 1 year ago
tight shit
Shelby0143 1 year ago
LMAO! BURRITO!...soo cute!
AnivlA84 1 year ago
I don't think it was sarcastic enough. because she made me feel like my life sucks instead of like it's okay that I'm not living in an advertisement...
MonkiiGirl 1 year ago
@MonkiiGirl I'm pretty sure the message is that your life would suck if you WERE living in an advertisement. Your diet would consist entirely of yogurt, your most important responsibilities would be cooking for and cleaning up after your jerkoff family, you'd be easily manipulated by shiny jewelry, and the hottest action you'd ever get would be from cleaning products. Sudsy!
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Chadwick953 1 year ago
"... and freeweight ab jogging, with yoga!" ROFL XD
NotCliffyB 1 year ago
I'm totally watching this in my grey hoodie while eating yogurt to help me...fiber.
beatabeatrixx 1 year ago
?????? ????
3927283 1 year ago
comedy isn't on snl anymore- it's on the net.
28335 1 year ago
what the hell is with all these commercials!!? gahh. annoying
bestxXbudXxlayf 1 year ago
Fucking commercials!
liOVERLOADil 1 year ago 3
funny
armani20207 1 year ago
"he went to jared, that cheap cheap bastard" ahahahaha
smilehappy565 1 year ago
so mad there's no target women in infomania nemore =( this is what i looked foward everytime i tuned in now i only watch because of brett erlich<3...guess its not that bad =)
rodriguez140 1 year ago 2
what is with this fucking 30 second commercial? there goes the internet
SimonCowellAI 1 year ago
Find a woman like this and your life will be a party...if she is not a smoker... i must marry her ! xD
niettevragen 1 year ago
Perfect women have breakfast.
Nick7nick 1 year ago
33:06 makes me laugh soo much
spazzing 1 year ago
Haha, love Sarah! "Does anyone think that Stephanie is acting superwierd right now?"
MsBlablabla1 1 year ago 4
15:50 "A woman should be never seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad or champagne." Ironic that Lord Byron is the father of Ada Byron, aka, Ada Lovelace, the woman who was the first computer program, was a math and science genius, and the woman who first came up with the concept of computers.
Sarah Haskins, you are awesome and I love Target Women!
JustAPrayer 1 year ago 8
@JustAPrayer how did i not know those were the same ada's????
thedreadpirateranda 1 year ago
@thedreadpirateranda Don't worry. I only recently discovered her myself. For some reason she's not talked about in schools.
JustAPrayer 1 year ago
@JustAPrayer
Lol I learned about her in an introduction to nutrition in post secondary.
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JustAPrayer 1 year ago
I am dying from laughing right now... seriously.
prettysailorusagi 1 year ago
I love her Target Women segments. Sometimes I wish she had her own show.
Nick7nick 1 year ago 4
Freaking awesome
DarkestDiary 1 year ago
The bridezilla has to be my favorite... expecially the "I do" XDDD
narmolania 1 year ago 2
It's "Who serves yogurt at their wedding?" good!
LOL!
datalal624 1 year ago 5
Sarah is great. She's brilliant.
spagerbot 1 year ago 8
Is that womyn in the yogurt commercial Alice from the L word?
spagerbot 1 year ago
@spagerbot yup! i noticed that to
tikixyz123 1 year ago
@spagerbot yes!!!
Nick7nick 1 year ago
free weight ab joggin, with yoga!
Terlaudo 1 year ago 4
i have a master but then i got the married luck type of woody
sarouelala 1 year ago
Loves it!
GweNn0s91 1 year ago
i love you
karenjimenez 1 year ago
This woman is hilarious! I love you this!
DeLaCreux 1 year ago 3
She's reading Quirkyalone! Right before the cleaning segment.
nannoninn 1 year ago
Hah, this channel has the greatest contributors ever.
mobako 1 year ago
Jewelery Face!!!
judobullfrogg 1 year ago
1:21 Great sleep-inducing technique! I'll be sure to try it.
7:05 Hello Kathryn Joosten and Yvette Nicole Brown, a.k.a. Mrs. McCluskey from Desperate Housewives and Shirley from Community!
17:16 Wait, is that a parody of that CBS show "Close to Home"?
35:33 Jonah's so important he only appears halfway through the episode! I kinda like him.
And, finally: 5:44 We're done here.
republicausp 1 year ago 2
@republicausp After I read your comment I went back and you're right, it is Yvette Nicole Brown! I completely missed that last time I watched this. I love her.
photographerleia 1 year ago 2
Bwahaha the part where you guys address "Sarah not washing your hands" with satire.
That's awesome.
Isaia 1 year ago 4
I wonder where she got the wedding dress
RebeccaTodesco 1 year ago
Yes! Everyone is asking, oh Sarah where are thou? You can not just abandon every one of us of the ironic generation, we need a strong leader! Like.., now!!
skalkvinna 1 year ago 38
I hate the fucking comercials, but this is awesome! SARAH RULES!
spagerbot 1 year ago 6
21:20 YES! Bottle of Jim Beam on the stove FTW!
herodotus53 1 year ago 4
the ad before the video was for yogurt.
coincidence?
thewesternpersuation 2 years ago 57
Sarah you are my absolute hero :)
lovelyfairy27 2 years ago 4
"If you a fly gal,
get your nails done,
get a pedicure,
get your hair did"
-Missy Elliott
LOL!!!
MsTeleological 2 years ago 71
The "Number two" Segment was epic!
suicidexbunniesxdie 2 years ago 5
I got the strawberry toaster stroodle ad.
LOOLOL.
ZOMGAPOTATO 2 years ago 6
i like how there was two nights in the perfect day!!
yojo350 2 years ago 4
im gunna shit my pants! lol!
Calibur2000 2 years ago
aah she is great.
evange03 2 years ago 2
is the tag still on her work out clothes??
AEOnotAmericanEagle 2 years ago 2
this show is awesome! I'm doing a paper on how advertisements target women, and your you tube clips have inspired me to look at different areas other than physical pressure. I was crying from laughing =)
MiSsSeDuCtVeLaDy 2 years ago 10
stupid camera commercials at the beginning.
Janeal881 2 years ago
I know I probably would wanna write another comment, but this kills me every time I see the intro:
"large underpants!"
geoog1 2 years ago 11
thanks sarah.... now i'll always wash my hands after snorting coke!!!!
WorldBFree2006 2 years ago 4
hahaha omg sarah you are the perfect woman.
veronicamars13 2 years ago 6
AAAH...Sarah, I want to marry you.
RachelHC 2 years ago 5
lol feeding your fucking family
joeratti 2 years ago 4
ur awesome!!
cookielover1213 2 years ago
target woman is so funny! This one is awesome!
thumbs up!
isabel261999 2 years ago 5
If you are giving your tub spout a hand job, It dosn`t add to your num ber. Funny!!!
MsChopperdog 2 years ago 6
You Ma'am are AWESOME!
DrKimble1 2 years ago
haha who serves yogurt at their wedding lol
monkiboi14 2 years ago 2
21:14 Could you run your hands over that mop handle one more time? Ohhhhh yeah, slower, slower baby, slower .... ohhhhhhh! Um, you're on period control, right?
CommentorX 2 years ago
"Dont you dare not talk to your mother that way!" XD
MiliosBuddha 2 years ago 4
i like real women not "real women" this woman keeps it real and i like that
themachinegunn 2 years ago 7
Free-weight-ab-jogging with yoga
Trumperbole 2 years ago 7
hahahaha 11:45-11:53--- sheer brilliance! 11:59-12:01 - hahahahaha! 12:15- "sarah's not yours". hehehehe....- this woman is almost too much that she is enough!
brebre1920 2 years ago
at the very beginning (when she just woke up) she kinda looks like nicolas cage o_O
jareza 2 years ago 3
aw man i hope she doesnt really smoke D:
Pheenak 2 years ago
the girl in the yogurt commercials the one with the short hair is alice from The L Word lol i love her
zlegoboy 2 years ago 2
Holy crap-- 9:00 to 10:30 is the best thing of all times.
1stonelamb 2 years ago 2
a woman with brains its so hot
Hugodastrevas 2 years ago 11
Well, you know what they say: "A man who doesn't like women with brains doesn't like women." :)
JenjaRose909 2 years ago 7
most men like them really dumb....
probably cause the smart ones always run away :-)
smarts+ sense o'humour = perfect
Hugodastrevas 2 years ago 7
whoa, in the feeding your f-ing family segment, sarah looked fucking FIT. dang lady...
poopoomonster 2 years ago 2
The dooty clock....
Its a poopadox
XD
kevin26480 2 years ago 3
Sarah Haskins is the best! Humor, real life scenarios, truth, all mixed together...doesn't get any better. Keep them coming!
playboyjenna 2 years ago 6
um..i love you!
haahhaa i cannot stop laughing!
xxdemi101 2 years ago 6
Super Special Awesome!
newsradiohead 2 years ago
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newsradiohead 2 years ago
Sarah is absolutely awesome! I love what she's doing for women!
Theklaful 2 years ago 6
This video is fucking hilarious
StewartLucrative 2 years ago 3
aaaaaahhhh she's great! love it!
Skyefree 2 years ago 4
lol @ 38:00!!!!!
brebre1920 2 years ago
23:33- LMAOOOOOOOO
brebre1920 2 years ago
why are women so simply brilliant! lol i kid - but seriously this is sooooooooooooooo like unbelievably good - she would make my sociological and political science professors very proud!
brebre1920 2 years ago 2
hahahahahahahahahaha- this is beyond brilliant - its completely necessary
brebre1920 2 years ago 4
awesome!!! i love it! go girl ! satire and sarcasm are my friends too! lol
brebre1920 2 years ago
I don't even like yogurt!
Kristiekins2 2 years ago 5
I love the bottle of Jim Beam on the stove!
marshmallowinnards 2 years ago 2
that hand washing psa was a big fuck you to all those critics.
brilliant!
eliisafem 2 years ago 5
i really do enjoy your show...
bimboyren 2 years ago 3
sarah is awesome! the way she show the medias perspective of women is so funny and it is so true! she know how dumb the media can be!
pstme7 2 years ago 12
I absolutely love this show. My new favorite I think. It really is amazing what the media does and the way Sarah puts it into persective is really funny and true. :)
cadia95 2 years ago 7
That was the most enlightening thing I've ever seen.
MongoMeChongo 2 years ago 9
"I have a few thoughts on the Great Gatsby I'd like to share..."
Perfection
cbrunsma 2 years ago 12
Washing hands is serious business.
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GameKnightsShow 2 years ago
Sarah is a good observer, intelligent, astute and a funny as hell. So pleased to have found her!
1chienandalou 2 years ago 73
This may seem off topic but I was feeling kinda in the clouds, I figured I'd give listening to something hillarious to make me feel better, Sarah hohkins fixed it. She can make the saddest dude put a smile on his face
Girlfriend shit. Ughhh :-)
kgonepostl 2 years ago 4
Just FYI, it's Haskins not hohkins.
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in 1820 a man named fredrick osloft one day he was working in his lab until a ghost came by and killed him the next morning fredrick was nowhere to be seen 100 years later two boys went in the lab as a dare the boys where never seen again where aparently murdered now that u have read this comment tonight when u go to sleep the two boys and fredrick will come and murder you but you can stop this by posting this comment on 5 other videos by midnight im sorry i relly hate these things :'(
vic0911 2 years ago
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God, she is the perfect women
I wanna bone her hard
kgonepostl 2 years ago
yay a satire!!!
bammargera73 2 years ago 4
So you poop! :D
This woman is amazing. I think I would've snickered and shit my pants if I said anything like that.
EarthlyMaidenLita 2 years ago
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in 1908 a lady named sally rusa was in the woods looking for a dog until a ghost came and killed her so if ur reading this u will find a bloody body in your closet hanging there haunting you and will kill you and ur family and if u want to stop this just sends this to 6 videos in 30 mins or this will happen good luck!! and i only did this because it freaked me out o.o
animefan48 2 years ago
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why am I watching this? I'm a guy! :-w
reborn2603 2 years ago
a better question would be: why are you commenting? you're an idiot!
octobre79 2 years ago 9
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Sarah, you are one of the reasons I threw out my TV for good!
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I'd like to find Spanish subtitles for her videos or make them myself (if I had the complete transcription, because I miss some parts). Does anybody know where I can find any?
arji1982 2 years ago
beauty routine: first take my anti-depressant. ROFL!
GreenMasterplan 2 years ago 3
Haha, omg, the wedding one...telling that girl she was too fat! She was hoot, man. D; if I was the groom I'd be kicking some ass on those hosts!!
TTINUHPLOTR 2 years ago 4
Lool she totally didn't wash her hands on purpose~~I know it :O
TTINUHPLOTR 2 years ago 3
awesome!
DieOberbratze 2 years ago
Favorite moment? When the camera shifts back to her and she's taking a smoke, telling the person "We're done here"
Koiyuki 2 years ago 6
Sarah Haskins is my hero.
kburch85 2 years ago 12
ilu, everyone on current!
rbrtdf 2 years ago
9:15 omg how does she know
BlaakeChicaBoomBoom 2 years ago